0:00 also like hooker one time purchase you know you know or like multiple time purchase I guess whereas like toys like one time purchase multiple use it's true but some people want that real interaction like fingers going up your stomach and [Laughter] [Music] like welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys where today we're talking about how many vaginas have you had go ahead subie started off it's not I've had uh multiple different variations but not all the variations but you know humble guy what are all the variations it's different uh different sense cultures different uh uh uh races you you first
0:51 think about cultures and races he's trying to be a gentleman about it is it not I've had I'm just wondering if that's the first thing he think to me I'm thinking about like shapes and sizes first right that's what I'm thinking too what about smells and colors smells and colors czy what about the sights and sounds see he gets the game he gets it I've had Asians I've had Latinas sights and sounds sights and sounds is crazy Ken you didn't turn on the clock here I got you I'm I'll clock boy dude give me that clock boy it's not on though how you turn on boom boom so it's a three minute video yeah I've had you know Filipinos I had Latinas I've had whites I've had
1:43 name name name one thing about each culture that you had that you liked that was lik that you liked and then one thing about it that you don't like never mind one positive one negative this might get crazy already but um no the Asian ones are cool because they're chill they're cool like you d up hey that was that was cool that was really cool you let me hang out bro the the lips would come out and be like thanks bud I'm like damn damn okay no no it's not like that okay so it's Asian ones are cool because you know it was definitely definitely just in general tighter you know what I'm saying don't make the noise sights and sounds yeah that's right no just it's just it made mine small one feel bigger I was just like wow I'm actually I'm actually how come you didn't marry one then no because that's that's that's it that's only one
2:34 part when it comes to relationship is of a j it's there women are more than a v yeah more than women mature of you women are very more than a mat you know what I'm saying so starting conversation of the morning guys Tina one 9:00 Hispanic Hispanic ones are uh it was like very difficult to rate and just remember because it we're always drunk oh so I'm trying to remember what it looked like but I just remember they just them bouncing on me that's all I remember we were on the edge of our seat right now I went to the Honda dealership drunk driving so I don't remember if it was good I don't remember I don't remember if I like the CRV Latino one was definitely just always more just um oh was in the moment like oh we're faded oh next thing you know we're in the bed oh next you know I'm running
3:24 away something like that running away cuz I I didn't want to deal it I didn't want to stay there after or I don't want to be any I was just like well that was fun and I was just dip and then uh obviously the Russian one is my wife now you know what I mean so now we have a kid but what does that what does that mean though what does that mean I you jump a lot of steps specifically describe the vagina oh my God no don't do that that's a trap don't do no it's actually let me be honest with you it's actually has a shape it has it's visualized very nicely you know what I'm saying like you could draw it like a cartoon I could technically draw it it actually they all have shapes no no they all do some of them are like just a line that's true just a line but here's the thing the innies and outies the the ones the ones with the line the ones with the
4:15 line you got to push it back to see the shape that's what I know but I just remember the Asian ones were always it's just a you know what I mean it's just a line just SL like it matches the eyes yeah it matches my eyes single eyelid matches my eyes they're all like this but like this yeah a sideway eye oh that's a good visual actually W hey close one eye but they connect in the middle one really one and open post this video next year cuz I got hired for something I just got hired for something but post this video next year just kidding um but yeah that's what I remember but yeah so that's what I remember I just remember a lot of them did have different shapes and always the ones that are more Audy like that comes out more it's just more better and just nice to look at cuz it has it's visually appealing has a nice shape it's aesthetic that's what kids say it's just
5:06 a good look and you're just like wow so you like the more spring bloom spring Bloom I'm oy but not too ripe right no not too ripe wao why what do you mean what's too ripe though what does that like a tulip like a tulip it's like summer tulip no like a tulip like a flower okay when they're hanging okay you know I haven't experienced that what about what about them white vaginas like if you're just look just imagine what the ████ come on that's trying to put you can leave now you know what time it is it's it's ████ it's 9:00 in the morning what do you think is the sights and sounds of can I just wake up are you running away from that accidentally like no no not running away from anything I'm just saying usually like turn your head sideways and imagine what that I can't I can't look at and imagine that's crazy that's yeah you guys AR making any hey
5:57 how about you imagine Anthony's vagina if he had a vagina his is definitely just the line straight line just straight ████ the straightest line You' ever seen where's it up bro you know what I mean it's one of those I think an have a nice vagina no thank you would would you test it out would you take a for test drive if he lets me maybe yeah he would be a little pry about it bar this is how you know it wouldn't be nice how look at that stashes everywhere stashes everywhere you could get laser yeah but look at that stubs on top and it's just it wouldn't 5:00 shadow NOS nicely yeah on top I'm not saying it's not groom nicely I'm just saying he got major stubs and ████ just because you a you got this P May thing going on so you got to clean it up all the time P sub hey subie just likes a bear is that right dude I just like my D damn I can see myself it's shiny it's
6:50 glossy it's beautiful it's you like a landing strip huh you don't want like a landing strip or like a little he said bald fade at most that's all he wants triple he want to taper down he wants the razor on if it's an arrow saying it's down here I'm I'm all for it too I'm like yes there's the directions a every time yeah yeah Arrow it you were saying that you had the best flashlight which one is that one yeah how many fleshlights do you have yo no no it was just so so pretty much said it was like the yeah it's like a closet full pretty pretty much um you know when you're growing up you you got to try something yeah no everyone has tried it yep there's not why has everybody tried it BK convinced me to buy one there you go I used to work for a sex toys company exactly you did so I had to try it it's
7:41 pretty good so only this no he he convinced me to buy one but this is like iPhone 1 though so the one that you probably got your hands on was probably really good all the so it is 2025 iPhone one is crazy it is 2025 so we we open in the gameing you know what I mean but this one is cuz my boy put me on U 2025 no no no no no that's just a couple months ago bro come on my boy pull me on I won't say his name j Mo real guy but yo J real guy but check it out okay I've tried multiples okay it's so good have you tried the Dark Knight not the dark what's the difference between them wait but like can you say which porn star you tried no cuz I don't I don't I don't remember the name I don't remember saw the brand all Latino have you tried the half torso one though no I have not went
8:31 that far those look ████ crazy no that's crazy you probably have one here in somewhere H but all the next level stuff I haven't used any like new technology ████ like have you seen The Crazy Ones where you could tie to your like it connects to your phone yeah and it's a machine or it's like it looks like a ████ you know like those those underwater scuba things that you that you go like that it's like this ████ big and you put that on your dick that's wild take that out of your closet or something or under your bed dust it off and then like that's a whole well the thing is look compact though the thing is it's you can't hide it first of all yeah what are you what are you doing it in public anyway were you talking about the butt cheeks one no no no I'm talking about the I'm talking about the machine the machine you can't hide it I mean if you do hide it sure but if you find it
9:21 they're going to ask you what the ████ it is you know what I'm saying it's easier to hide than a Fleshlight when you open the Fleshlight it's like that's a flesh that's I'm going to tell I'm going to get there I'm going to get there I'm going to get there okay so but the machine is loud J shout out machine it's mad loud does it take you out what wait what this is your favorite one no no no it's not the one Joe's talking about the machine is mad loud yeah the dark KN it's mad loud can't jerk off so you can't be at night at 12:00 with the windows open you know what I'm say everyone's going to know all right you got make sure that window is slam shut soundproof it you got to soundproof your room it it makes sense why the next gen ation is not having any sex is because their sex toys are so next level that they're like this is way better than human if you got that when you were 18 dude I would never leave the house yeah if I get that now I'm not leaving the house probably what
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11:02 and I'm just chilling I'm like okay this thing is just jacking me off yeah but I think if I took if I picked up butt cheeks and I put it on the kitchen counter I think I would feel like I have a problem I should see a therapist maybe so butt cheeks on the kitchen counter or like tether ball Poole n cuz like think of the Optics of it like if somebody were to walk like what would you be more like horrified of right you lay on your back getting sucked off by a machine or were you actively like I also driving your hips you come to my house into half a torso bro oh Anthony oh there's nothing going on yeah no but imagine you see Bart bro Bart is going to town foot up just going to town on something yeah the larger the object I think the more embarrassing and and you're putting what force and effort into that versus if you're just like this and you're not
11:52 doing anything and maybe you even fell asleep yeah you're like oh he does you fell asleep I feel like that's embarrassing though you you you walk someone walking in you falling asleep to it like that's embarrassing right he must have went hard like damn you got to pass out if you saw a guy making masturbating to half a torso you'd be like that guy might have a problem that guy's a psychopath yeah or you'd be like that's that's more disturbing to walk into yeah if you saw that into a room yeah imagine imagine like walking in on your kid though and it's like they got like a ████ electronic futuristic contraption that probably cost a lot of money too bro I wouldn't tell him to get out I said get out of this room right now and leave the toy I got to check this thing out close the door no you got to always not you got to put your ear to the door what are you doing open the door after you know what I'm saying colen what what what toy would you draw
12:43 the line if you're dating a dude that's a good question and then it fell out of the closet like what toy would you be like okay I need to leave but these ones are okay giant dildo yo yeah I was ████ yeah you got to go I feel like for guys I feel like most toys are kind of like cuz just jerk off kind of even even a flashl I mean cuz what those are like this big I don't know the 2025 on yeah like this thing M mhm my ex-girlfriend used the Fleshlight on me oh what just cuz we were just trying to have fun and like yeah I feel like maybe something like that with your partner is fine but if you're taking out massive ass cheeks on the [Music] kitchen it's a funny visual if there's like a carrier bag for it funny like watching somebody take it out of their closet or like under their bed or like
13:35 they have to prepare it yeah or like clean up after yeah it just seems like such a such a like experience and hassle what if they named it too oh you already know the answer to that marriage instant marriage material he's monogamous to one woman that's what you think the bigger the item I think the more questionable it gets what if it's like a swing though that's that's cool that's used with a partner right yeah but that's exactly partner unless he's using it by himself yeah yeah he insists on it it's a swing and then he's got to De those suction on the wall so he's just swinging into it you walk in Barts yeah and every time he swings backwards it penetrates his butle there's two different oh my god oh that would hurt so bad H taken away's a nymphomaniac setting up all of those
14:25 contraptions in the room is just such a funny visual what if what if you walked into okay what let's say uh you guys are dating you guys already got intimate before you're taking a shower you grab a bottle of shampoo and then you're like wait this shampoo bottle is different and then you undo the cap and it's like a spy shampoo bottle it's actually a Fleshlight and and you see this like what the hell I thought this is panten provie but it's actually a ████ what would you but it's actually ████ yeah what whoa real ████ do you have a conversation or do you just put that back away You're So Hoy and then later on you just I just got to find a way to end this somehow no I would talk to him about it like so how good was that Pantene so you're open-minded that's pretty cool yeah I think I'd be horrible I don't know Pocket ████ is as bad as
15:16 half torso exactly that's what I'm saying that seems like I feel like that's the equivalent to a vibrator it's still like jacking off yeah half torso or blow up doll both are weird both are weird I feel like half I have a feeling that feel like a blowup doll won't feel good well and also oh yeah that versus like a sex robot yeah the the texture is different be honest you got a blowup doll and that's all you're using you just broke as ████ a blowup doll broke $5 that just looks sad true it just yeah it looks dirty what about what would it's just in the closet yeah like come on it's already blown up it just stays blown up blown up but you can't be a little more ahead of the game in uh you know what I mean deflated I feel fold it up I feel like a chihuahua ████ a basketball M like inflatable
16:07 basketball that means you got a giant blowup doll what I don't have any shame on is um I'm really curious about this like new tech stuff oh cuz we didn't have that growing up VR and yeah or like and then also like the uh like like the super like Dark Knight and then the ████ Scuba like but the robots would wouldn't the robot be doing this for hours because they wouldn't worry about knee pain or any of that you know what I'm saying like I feel like that's why people might be you okay hey bro I wasn't the one just bouncing up on a penis just now okay so I wasn't bouncing up on a penis what was the what was the motion you just doing you were literally saying the robot that's that's L you're bouncing on so think about it don't come at me like I'm
16:57 weird you know you know love the squat positions you know in general right guys you guys can say right you guys would prefer girl squatting on your dingding ding ding all I'm saying is especially when they say that could you squat on my dingding please that might disconnect people from The Real World is because the robot has more stamina MH has more efficiency uned unlimited stamina I mean at that point I think you're worrying about the guy stamina no you're not you're worrying about the uh the robot stamina the robots needs I feel like you have a Pokemon sex card and it's a sex robot and it tells you all the ████ stats stamina and stamina High 80% I know what you're saying but you know what I mean but at the end of the day the guy stamina meeting like can we even last that long yeah like we're
17:47 worried about like the robots undying stamina like yeah dude I don't know man batteries are pretty good nowadays yeah lithium what's weirder what's weirder to you a guy that has a bunch of these crazy Contraptions or a guy that has a hooker problem oh that's a great question that's more dangerous like let's say hookers had receipts let's say you find a drawer full of these ████ hooker receipts n cleaning made versus a drawer full of ████ Contraptions and gadgets which which is worse I don't know I feel like they're both pretty even for me really yeah yeah it's a dead tie but what if he names all of his Contraptions clean that makes it even better that's romantic that's love honestly he personalizes it that's long they're engraved oh dang W high quality but it's spelled wrong though it's Colleen yeah
18:37 each different spellings no but I don't think you would you would definitely have a problem with that I I think I would have more of a problem with the hookers really but he likes real they're they're real people and then it gets into the point of like STDs and yeah that part also like that's scary hooker one time purchase you know you know or like multiple time purchase I guess whereas like toys like one time purchase multiple use it's true thinking from investment point I see but some people want that real interaction like fingers going up your stomach and like that's just passion some people like that ████ I will say when they get to like really really good VR with like a haptic feedback ████ suit and then you're like mounted with like a dark knight like that's scary dude yeah I'm
19:28 just saying that's going to get there for sure that's scary and weird I think but I bet you I bet you as scary and weird if you submitted yourself to that thing you'd be like damn this is like scary weird good but it's going to feel like the Matrix but instead of here it's on your penis yep get plugged in yeah I I don't think I don't think that's good for people all I'm sure is there's people there are Brilliant Minds out there that are investing tons of money in manh hours into figuring this ████ out I don't think our brain I don't think our brains are are strong enough to handle that like if we had if we had if we all had a master MB a station masturbation station like a Hightech one and we go home every day like I don't think work from home work from home would be not exist anymore think of all the dudes that get caught on on camera we're going to be so disconnected as a as a as a human race I mean we already are we already are but we just got to go a lot farther for the pendulum to swing back so I mean that that looks like the
20:19 Apex of it already anyway I think this is how we don't have this is this is the the Doom of human race I think we should just invent it so that we can get there ahead of the curve and like make some actual just to expedite it just speed it up yeah with sound effects by subin let's just keep the hookers in business hey you go to China a lot right can you get some connection over there God for sex robots yeah
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