0:00 [Music] all right who used to watch the TV show when they were a kids Gladiators American Gladiator American Gladiators right that onean gladiator yeah hell yeah everybody remember how it went down like yeah like you have like these challenges you have to run shoot like balls and then you get to the end and then some guy ████ body slam I heard those dudes got paid nothing really really I heard those dudes got documentary about it right now I think so but the show is actually back no do they got the names though laser turbo I have I have a friend that was on the the first reboot cuz they they they did it back in the back day and then they had a second one but I don't know if she's on this new new one do they have the names though yeah I forgot what her name was giant electric electric yeah I like that I can
0:50 try and look up all their names Thunder I think her name was either Thunder or like Phoenix or something Malibu no who's Malibu he's like the surfer guy he's like a surfer Gladiator who guy jacked yeah and he had a whole character they have to wear the same like looking like Captain America yeah Wonder Woman they were like they were like pro wrestler vibe after a while they had like whole like Back stories I I like those shows that are like that or even like pros versus Joe's cuz you know there's all these like pros versus Joe's keyboard Warriors that aren't even like pre-existing to internet where just like they watch it like ah why doesn't he do this like go up against someone that's actually professional at something though remember that show they used to do called Bully Beatdown yeah yeah wait was that Joe Rogan no that was Mayhem Miller they would get like these like
1:40 the whole premise was like I'm getting bullied by this guy and then they would like do a whole yeah they do a whole montage of him being a ████ he's like he takes money from me and and he's trying to make out my T everyone pays me respect he always says weird things to my mom or whatever and he's like oh don't worry we'll kick his ████ ass and then they'll pretty much fight him they'll literally do like a Gra grapping round where they just keep tapping the dude out and they'll get a professional MMA fighter to beat this ████ out of this dude and then they'll do like a kickboxing round and then they'll do like a grapping and beat the ████ out of this dude it it what happened to that show why would they why would the bully sign up for that I think they're really that delusional yeah it's TI you know there's dudes at the bar they think they could ████ everyone up even MMA fighters they just go like dude I ████ anybody when I when I ████ get angry I just see red like those kind of guys you know it's like but I'm crazy like in the
2:31 streets there's like no ████ rules like when I turn it on dude you know what the ████ coming I love those guys how do you do that yeah that ████ is real bro real those guys that's who we really are now bre it he lives see that there it is we are about that want you to tell Jenny what she missed out on so these guys names this is actually a UK bring back of the Gladiator oh God damn it okay I don't want to see ████ ████ gentlemen yeah what are they going to play chess bu of lads their names are Ace Amazon Apollo aena Atlas battle axe bionic battle a oh battle axe better be some like wife something like Cobra Comet they have ball and chain ROM Electro Dynamite Electro
3:21 Enigma Falcon fire flame fox fire and Flame good luck getting all those ATS for Instagram giant gold Goliath and ████ Predator I want to see some big ass mother or they look like the dudes that guard the ████ Buckingham Palace yeah all of them look like that yeah and they don't talk with no sleeves on their mouth and they just go no I want to see some like do you know you guys know Eddie holl he's a English English strong man I want to see some Eddie Hall looking ████ dude Eddie Hall's huge I always felt like American Gladiator is one of those shows that you classify under the European mind cannot comprehend this like you know American Pride it was so like like Turned Up and tuned out that like you would think like European people wouldn't ████ buy it here they are yeah cuz like was professional wrestling being in the UK that's a nice photo oh yeah they look
4:11 pretty athletic looking those Leo oh it's not American look ████ huge too looks like ████ Drago rocking yo look at her they look AI dude damn I hope it's cheesy though because that's why Gladiators was good it was do you guys remember like it was so purposely cheesy if they Tred to do it British humor where it's all ████ dry yeah what are you supposed to do with that bangers and mash dude that's all I know about the I thought it was all for us like our age like elementary school kids it it felt like that era they made so much content for kids yeah I mean it was it was the best feeling to like take like your ████ Hugging Pillows as a kid and pretend you're on like some ████ line with your cousins or some ████ and try to see who can get knocked really watch it now though I don't even
5:02 know I would watch the old episodes now I have retro viw the ████ out of it I have never seen it as an adult I want to see them bring Pros versus Joe's back that's what I want to see I I think I would yeah I would I would like some but isn't it like Ninja Warrior though where PE regular people just try to do the thing and then ████ um the they get ████ up by Turbo or what the human element is awesome cuz ninja war is just you versus the obstacle course having like a boss at the end that whoops your ass is ████ nja war is different because it was only like that in the beginning now everyone trains specifically for that you ever see the ████ the monkey do the ninja word oh yeah a chimp like a real monkey a real chimp does the whole thing she does it so easy smashes it and then it's like all the comments are like oh you forget that this entire show makes humans do what chimps do all the time wow rip
5:53 someone's face off at the end now the chimp does it and the chimp does it so ████ easy and at the end he just sits there like banana please hits the ████ red button banana please you know what TV show I just started watching for the first time ever uh cuz I was trying to get my alone fix right oh I like alone bro yeah I love alone so but I finished every ████ season so I was like me and Ne were like I Heard naked in a phrase kind of tight it's kind of fun have you guys ever seen nak we talked about it here before loves it though does he what does he love about it the butt cheeks I don't know but he always talks about it that is a really hilarious like component to the entire show have you seen cuz there's guys and grow butt cheeks a lot of butt cheeks yeah and it's like oh half the times too one of the pairings like one of the person in the pairings is like
6:43 Married with Children so you're always just like that's funny like this person submit they're like I need to prove that I can do this but like butt naked with a stranger for 21 days it's like go home dude and it's raining or freezing they're like spooning cuz it has to be like skin- to skin contact in order to stay warm and you're just like that's funny I remember there was one episode of naked afraid that I saw where it was like this white dude he's like a military guy and some like hippie chick and they go on the island and the dude gets sunburned in the first day like terribly bro like medically like oh dude this guy may not make it and he just like under the he's under a shade and she's doing all the ████ work and he's just like ah my sunburns and it's like dude this is ████ up this is so ████ up he he was like useless for the whole show he couldn't do anything I saw I saw this one show on I think you're allowed to bring like eight or 10 items have you guys seen it alone is that
7:34 alone yeah you get to bring like eight or 10 items they drop you off and I think this one was like Alaska or something and then this guy like he has OCD like me so he was like I'm going to first build a shelter and he's building like straight up Lincoln Log Cabin Stu sick right yeah and then but after the first day he's like oh I feel so weak I shouldn't have done that only Built one side then he ends up quitting yeah yeah that should happen I have no food like I I should have Hunted first that's just so funny yeah cuz it's like so much of like your the whole game of alone is like how well you can manage your energy throughout the day yeah and he was just spending time building perfect notches of logs and he's like oh I'm so hungry now there was one guy well this happens a lot on alone and that's like the other side of it is like once you make it through all the like necessities of like yeah having food
8:25 shelter water that he's just like I missed my family like I'm like this is bad I hate it when that ████ happens dude and then they leave and you're like oh ████ that's be like super hardcore D everything right hunt really well and stuff and then even have like a ████ cache of food and they're like I'm just thinking about my my daughters though and then you're like this ████ a screw your da you're ████ missing them grow up you dumb ass yeah the entire the entire first half though they're like like if I win this half a million dollars I can like you know get them through school or or let them live their dream a lot too though yeah so you know it's like all I got to do is last 3 months and get them blah blah but then halfway through they're like yeah but then I'm missing them grow up and it's like okay but what happened what happened to to the half a million dollars yeah that you wanted to provide for them cuz at that point it's only a matter of time before they make I want to see a show like a survival show where
9:16 they take the nature expert dude and they trade spots with the skid row guy and they see who survives longer in each other's environment I think the roll guy wins dude that's what I'm saying yeah but he doesn't have crack oh ████ yeah he's going to withdrawal symtoms bring 10 10 items but then but then his withdrawal CRA his withdrawal is racing this guy's brand new addiction like and they got different sets of predators now pine cones never made me feel like this he's trying to make synthetic drunks in the forest
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