0:00 Did your dad say he he got some? Yeah, he like banged like a either Russian or like some other white hooker. He just wanted to know what white ████ felt like. And he goes, "It's the same." >> What was his review? He didn't tell me. We just moved on, went to ████ Garden Cafe or something. Welcome back to Careful Boys. Check this out. Why don't we just pair up? I'm not into touching, okay? I'm not into Let me put that out front. I'm no touching. No touching. >> No touching. I won't touch you. I was paired with with Isaac. He's like, "No touching." I was like, "Oh, this is going to be fun." The music will start. The boys will turn around. All right, gentlemen, let's turn. Gorgeous. And then we start walking. He's so mad. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 3 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. And then we will Let's look at the gentlemen. Gentlemen, you guys can
0:51 acknowledge us. Ooh, who is this? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't do this. I'm a man of God. I can't do this. Oh, no. Oh, no. I love people. I pray for them. I would never do anything to hurt them or condemn them. But in the end, I'm not supposed to dress like women. I'm not going to go along go along with that. It's time to stand up and be a man of God. What show is this? >> Oh, it's some show where they pair up They paired up this grandpa with >> a prank? >> I I don't think so. >> Is the goal to do a dance so they can have a dance battle? Yeah. Just do some kind of coordinated dance thing. And how come the Asian grandpa was like, "Oh, no." Cuz he committed to the bit. Yeah. And And the others didn't. And he got caught. Yeah. His efforts are wasted, basically. So people are debating like, is this grand Is it messed up with this grandpa like
1:41 was this Do you kind of understand where he's coming from? >> Man of God grandpa? >> Yeah, man of God grandpa. I do love how like I love how black people would just say off the cuff like how they feel. Yeah, cuz I think yeah, he's just he probably felt like he got duped. He probably goes, "Oh, I signed up for a dance show." And he goes, "Who the ████ are these buff ass fools?" A lot of shoulders. Yeah, like what the hell's going on here? No touching. No touching. Yeah, so how you going to do a dance like They didn't even touch him still, right? >> No, not really. How were they doing casting for this? Like they got to I just feel bad for the for the old folks getting pranked. >> Yeah. Cuz you know they did willingly sign up for something and they're just like going with it. >> Well, you know how like we barely read call sheets. These guys probably can't read anything. >> Oh, that's true. They're just like, "F███." >> He just showed up like, "Oh, I'm going to do a dance thing." It probably just gets vaguely described kind of like Ali
2:32 G did to like everybody / Baron Cohen. Like the contracts are all detailed, but it's not exactly what's going to happen. It'll be like, "Oh, this is a dance competition, but things aren't what they seem. You're going to have to partner with someone unexpected." >> that's it. And oh, sure, that seems fun. In his mind, he's probably like, "I'm up for anything. I'm a challenge taker or whatever. I'm going to be on Dancing with the Stars." Well, then cuz then you think you get paired with like some attractive ladies or whatever. And then he's probably like, "Oh, man." Like Fred Flintstone in a dress. Yeah, no, that's true because like, you know, from one side of things, someone saying you're going to be paired with attractive ladies, that person could be being honest. That's probably how they see it. Yeah. You know, politically that's correct in some spheres. >> But if you But if you in general, if you show up to something, right? And you're just You spent all this time getting ready. You're ████ waiting
3:23 ████ green room 3 4 hours. And then you finally go up and you're like, "Man, you're just using me a for a ████ joke?" Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty messed up. And they're And they're trying to like get him to react the way he did, too. >> Yeah, and then they got their clip. God, I'm I love I'm jealous of this bit. >> He got that for a ████ sandwich voucher. >> is This is up your alley for sure. It's really good. >> You missed the whole like trans wave when you were doing stuff. I missed the whole thing. But this is great. You can always go back. >> The ultimate generation. That's true. We'll see. But like the fact that this generation particularly would be extremely like Yeah. iffy about it? >> I'm a man of God. But, to me, I'm like, what do you expect from guys from that generation? Like, they're acting like their generation. Sure, yeah. Or to even like be like, that's wrong today to tell somebody who's lived their entire life with an
4:14 understanding and then be like, dude, that's you got we're going to give you online hate now because you guys are wrong for that. Like, that's so ████ dumb. Can you imagine that guy at his age if he has like an Instagram and he's getting canceled? He goes, "What do you mean you're going to kill me? What the hell?" He's like, "What?" Come over. Sure, come over. That's got to be the funniest point is that you set this up knowing that his reaction's going to be the thing that happens and then you tell him he's messed up. It's really funny. It's like, clearly you knew that this was ████ up. But, it's the viewers, right? They're like, You should. They want them to act modern. Yes. They're like, you shouldn't be homophobic. It's like, bro, that's not regular in any part of his world. But, I think it's flipped so hard this side, now the young folks are just like, you should be sucking her dick. But,
5:05 what if But, what if But, what if he's What if he's already mad because when he got there, he saw there was an Asian guy there? So, it's like, on top of that. What if he just wanted the black one the whole time and he got the He was mad cuz he didn't get paired up with the ONE HE WANTED. HE GOES, "HOW COME THE WHITE GUY GETS THE BLACK GIRL?" HE'S BEING a sore loser. He goes, "F███ this." I'm quicker to assume that the whole thing is a bit like, they're all in on it. >> All three of them? There's no way that acting from the grandpa is fake. I'm pretty good expert on knowing when people are faking stuff or not. >> very authentic. You don't think so? He's That's not You can't get these people to act like this, man. Are you crazy? You wish every day you wake up in the morning, you wish you could get people to act like that. >> I'll I'll believe you. Plenty of sketch channels where they were acting just like that, Steve. >> But the funny thing is though, I'd
5:56 expect dudes like that to hire trans hookers. Wait, what do you Oh, wait. >> Like in their real life? THAT IS THAT IS THE CUSTOMER. YEAH, like men of God, how they always like end up caught with those scandals. Yeah, boomer guys that are hella like closeted and White ones for sure. Yeah, we can't say all of them. No. No, but if you look at their clientele, you know, boomer men. Their clientele's typically homophobic boomer guys. >> Didn't Eddie Murphy get caught with a transsexual one time? >> Yeah, he did. Divine Brown was her name. >> What was her name? Divine Brown. Really? Mhm. Dang, you're an expert on this one, huh? It rocked my world when that news came out. And then he was just like, I was giving him a ride or something like that, right? >> something like It was like They were just hitchhiking. Oh, wait, I may be mistaking that with Hugh Grant. I can't
6:46 remember which one it was. Oh, wait. Like Divine Brown, is Hugh Grant or Hugh Grant not Eddie Murphy? No, he One of either Hugh either Hugh Grant or Eddie Murphy. >> Like Eddie Murphy's in a limo with Hugh Grant? But I think they both got caught with like street hooker level. Divine Brown, Hugh Grant. It's Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant was with Divine Brown? Hugh Grant was with Divine Brown. Damn, that I think you got it Eddie Murphy's cover was like, oh yeah, I was it was like I was just giving them a ride or something like that. >> Giving them a ride is crazy. How it like these were like street level prostitutes. Yeah. >> Sometimes they need rides. Yeah, it was some chick named Shalimar Souley. Oh, damn. It's not as doesn't roll off the tongue like Divine Brown. Yeah, Divine Brown sounds way cooler. She was seen getting into a car with Eddie Murphy and
7:36 she's a transgender sex worker. Geez, man. Crazy at that level you still want McDonald's, huh? Yeah. Taste too good. >> What's the What's the thought, boys? Sometimes it hits the spot, maybe. Who is that? >> That's Suli- Sulien. Little bit? She's transgender? Yeah. That's Eddie Murphy's girl. Yeah. That just look like a Montebello chick. Yep. She doesn't look transgender. >> he didn't know? I mean, I think I think if you don't know, that's when it's like, "Oh, I'm just giving them a ride. Yeah, I'm just dropping them off." Cuz you have to find out what you don't know. And it has to be in the car. You're not You're not pulling up to them and be like, "Hey, show me the junk first." >> Exactly. You ever drive down Sunset? You don't know that they're You don't know. Yeah, so you got to be quick with it. If you're trying to be quick with it, they jump in the car, you're trying to negotiate, and then you're like, "Oh, this is wrong." See that Larchmont is
8:26 now the new like Figueroa? Isn't Isn't that so sad? Larchmont, the street that had Cafe Gratitude. >> What? Yeah. I was at a Del Taco on in Sunset, and there was a uh There was a a hooker that looked like she >> That was in your car with you? No. She just needed a ride? Divine yellow. ████ up my ████ flow, dude. Del Taco Del Taco. Oh, you ruined the moment, yeah. You know, you got to the punchline early. He was going to say that already. ████ up my setup. Move Move on. Move on. Yeah, so this is the chick Eddie Murphy. I don't know. When I was When I moved to LA, it was West Sunset, I think. >> Yeah, it was before it. Well, it start It started to move more east. That's
9:18 all. Because like it was more recently like K-Town was crazy. >> And I think When my dad first came to America, he said Sunset was where all the hookers were and all the adult movie theaters. Remember those? Like Pee-wee Herman's theater? Yeah, you could go jack off with other dudes. Bring those Honestly, bring those back. >> Didn't your dad say he he got some? Yeah, he like banging like a either Russian or like some other white hooker. He just wanted to know what white ████ felt like. And he goes, "It's the same." >> And then he told me What was his review? He didn't tell me. We just moved on and went to ████ Garden Cafe or something. That's why guys don't we don't open up. >> Yeah. Also imagine your son just being like, "How was it?" Well, like he's just like I don't even know how it came up. Like I mean I'm not I'm not starting this conversation. He just revealed it to me and I was like, "Whoa, ████ What's the deal?" >> If my dad's starting that conversation, I'm ending it. I'm for sure going in.
10:09 I'm going to find out every detail. Maybe I was asking him, "Oh, how was America like in the '70s or '80s?" And then he just started talking about that and then I was like, "Oh, s███." >> Okay, I'm going to I'm going to start with that question next time with my dad just in case. How was America like in the '70s or '80s? Starts talking about hookers right away, that'll be wild. >> Did he come with your mom though? No, they didn't meet until they were in Hawaii. Ask him that. Do you think any of your dads ever got hookers? They had to have. >> I know for sure my dad did. >> besides yours, like do you think any I don't think my dad could ever afford it. I think it was cheaper. It's like what less inflation back then. Less than inflation? >> Yeah. Could have been 20 bucks, I don't know. >> Less than inflation? Yeah, how could he not afford it? It's like a meal. Do you think your dad ever did that?
11:00 Probably. I wouldn't be surprised. That's crazy. Cuz he could have had it in Japan and I think it's pretty popular for young dudes like to Yeah. Oh, that's true. Japan the culture's way more like normalized though. Even in the '70s? Probably even more so, huh? Oh. Tim was saying like or Tim's dad was saying in Thailand it was a common thing for friends to buy each other's hookers so they can lose a virginity. It'd be like a It's like a very prank-y thing. You know like like sex isn't like this crazy sacred thing. It's like, "Oh, dude, you're still a virgin. Let's go." It's like that. It's like what they do with the Downs kids. What? What? Yeah, they take him to they take him to get have their first time with like a prostitute, right? I guess so. That's what they I didn't know that. To be fair, if you really think about it, that makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Why can't they just get ANOTHER DOWNS KID?
11:51 AT LEAST YOU KEEP THE THEY MAKE OUT LIKE CRAZY. >> YOU KEEP the money in the community. >> There's got to be an app for that. There's got to be a a Tinder for it. It's like a stud service for golden retrievers and ████ But it's for Downs kids. It's just like, are you down? ARE YOU A DOWN? Why does it have to be a street hooker? That's true. It doesn't have to be a street hooker. I don't think my dad I think my dad's too square. Yeah. But it's always the square ones, so probably. Well, what if That is Yeah, that's true. That's true. It's a good Like just Yeah, I don't know. Was he a party boy before your mom? No, man. My dad's a nerd. That means even more now. He's got probably a terabytes of perversion. But those tech dudes, when they go to those expos, those fools get crazy. They do. Stephen Hawking's, dude. There you go, man. Bill Gates is a whoremonger. Yeah, Bill Gates, big time. >> So, the more successful and the more brilliant you are, the more wild you
12:42 have to be. >> Well, also it's like that Charlie Sheen ████ >> Cuz also the less social skills you have. So, if you have such a hard time talking to chicks, I'm just going to pay for it. ████ it. Dude, Neil deGrasse Tyson's probably kinky, dude. Oh, dude, I bet you he is. For sure. And they always probably have to dress in the lay lay lay outfits. And he's probably always got to give them facts and stuff. They're always like, like, "Tell me a new fact." >> Imagine that. Take me to space. He's probably talking their heads off, too, and they're like, "Oh, jeez. Okay." Yeah, the nerdier the expo that's in town, the more there's like hookers and and strippers coming to town for like for business, man. Yeah. I went to Def Con, and then at night, the whole lobby was full of hookers. Oh, you could tell? They're just like He's got them on speed dial. >> He's walking down the lobby with them. He's like, "Wow, there's so many hookers around here." That's the way like that's how you can tell like we like to
13:32 kind of do like spotting when you walk through the casinos. You can tell because it's not normal for like let's say a girl's walking by herself somewhere. Usually they're not trying to make eye contact with you. Why would they do that? They're usually like looking down or look at their phone. But if a girl's alone in a dress walking around and like trying to catch her eyes, that's weird, right? >> they were just JK fans. I'm like, "Ooh, my Colts jersey's killing it tonight, baby." But then I'm already in the room, so I was like, "Well, might as well pay." Might as well pay. I thought they were just a dope ass fan. Yeah, and then later on he's like, "Man, I already paid. Well, might as well play." That's hella funny if you do that. You're like, "Oh, are you JK fan?" And she's like, "Yeah, I'm a KK fan." And I'm like, "That's cool."
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