0:00 thank you [Music] so I think this room is full of tough guts I would say it's got a lot of tough guys in it and I would say that we know about weapons we know about self-defense yeah we know how to protect our home yep you know I do with my hot Cheeto fingers I ████ poke it in their eyes that's poison oh that's burning that's better than like mace I think that's right if we had the Navy SEAL guys here again the special ops they would have been like oh Joe dangerous it's always got the Right Moves that's what you do you need to back away right away repeat the weapon so I'm gonna show you guys a clip and you guys we're all gonna weigh in the answer is yes but it is avoiding a gun the easiest ████ thing of all time yeah dude check it out or or no in space of all time in space what do you mean avoiding like someone's shooting at you
0:50 somebody pulls a gun on you is that maybe the probably the ████ easiest thing you could ever avoid ever probably we're gonna decide we're gonna let this you know they're only gonna they're gonna be interesting it depends on how far they are you gave him everything he's still got that gun pointed at you your goal is to get as close to the weapon as possible ideally he's even pointing at your head trying to scare you away this is a benefit so that you can actually get off the line as quick as you can because I'm gonna be turned out of the way I ████ hate these disarming videos dude hold it into your chest rip it off smash smash tap rack and go with me one of his record so is he a student of that Detroit urban survival guy or what don't know that he is he is but this guy knows how to get it
1:40 done can I say something I have a I have actually an honest like um feeling about these videos yeah please um part of me goes I ████ wish that'll work though part of me is like yeah I think I could pull it off yeah but then as soon as somebody puts a gun in my face and it's a fake gun I freeze I freeze the ████ up dude dude I get scared if you're out in a parking lot right there and as soon as someone goes like this even if you just ████ Sprint as fast as you can away what are they gonna do zigzag yeah zigzag too and then they're not gonna start shooting you because they want your money unless they're a school shooter or someone that's just crazy they could just be impulsively stupid that's true too if you take one Jiu Jitsu class in the Jiu Jitsu class there's always a move of the day and you practice it for
2:31 like 20 minutes straight yeah the minute you do a live roll everything that can go wrong goes wrong it doesn't even work yeah that thing someone teaching you from a video will not work at all because literally in Jiu Jitsu like I'm drilling he's really I'm drilling we're doing that move 20 minutes right and then live roll happens and it doesn't even go to plan yeah that's true exactly that's true more I just want to give you guys a little bit more expert footage just safety tip at home this is what you need to do in these situations well he's the master and he's the biggest man of all time [Music] Aikido world champion oh oh ████ he put his finger in the trigger though yeah so whoa that's a slow motion by the way that was fast and that is slow motion right there and also he's probably the only guy that can pull off a do-rag like that I mean he's never been shot he can also eat a Hostess apple pie while he's
3:22 doing it you know what which which channel I kind of like um is active self-protection because this guy will do teachings but he'll show real footage of actual robberies where a guy did the thing he's talking about oh that's time is that the fat white guy you've seen him yeah yeah because at least he's not saying hey do what I'm doing he's like okay here we have a guy who's over here he gets robbed he does his thing and this is how it turned out and it's not always good it's not always ideal sometimes the guys still get shot but he lived but like s███'s like it's always like those things are like it's always ugly you know I mean like like a real fight is never what it seems like there's no two situations that were like chaos dude and you're always unsettled it doesn't feel there's even videos that he pulls out about like where the the the victim is armed but they pull it too late or
4:13 whatever and then it's just right ████ or they're too nervous to like this is John Korea well it's real life scenarios really well lit yeah it's almost like they have multiple cameras on here whoa as a guy who has a gun you definitely want to go right up to the guy oh my God it's pretty amazing that that like feels like this whoa no but you know what he did first the key is that before you swing your arm you have to go because you have to Telegraph it a little bit get the motion and the JK crew safely say that if you actually if you're able to get shot you're just a ████ dumb you're dumb idiot you're stupid it's like you don't know how to
5:03 move your shoulders yeah and who walks toward a gun yeah only gangsters that are not afraid of death children who don't know or if somebody has a gun you got to do this move this is a trump card you go ████ pull it ████ do it you know what I mean if you're too aggressive dude do you have a real honest reflex in your body of what to do if someone were to pull a gun on you personally cry sit to my butt go ahead do it do it Bart so you pull a gun you go all right then [Laughter]
5:54 if someone pulls out a gun on a boxer he's like fight like a man right if it's a Jujitsu dude he's like he's fighting like a man yeah it sits on the ground enter your doom idiot yeah this is kind of what I do this bro this self-defense mechanism is kind of what Nick was was uh intimating yeah oh what do you want to hear man do you want to hear that sometimes I think about eating a bullet I do I even got a special one for the occasion with a hollow point look make sure it blows the back of my goddamn head out do the job right every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it every single dude men are so ████ good at arguing
6:47 he took a oath dude hate to be in afraid let's take my gun don't nibble on the barrel pull a trigger go ahead pal yeah he might just go ahead good morning [Laughter] [Music] you really are ████ crazy oh my God legendary incredible dude and the worst
7:37 thing is this it's Danny uh Glover's birthday and he's like I got partnered with a ████ loaded weapon maybe some maybe even a vehicle crazy that is a self-defense attack no for sure like put the gun in your mouth and you go ████ do it because then already it's like I'm crazy I'm willing to lose everything yeah if you're a security guard and they're robbing the bank you should do this yeah and then they'll be like the ████ I'm gonna put the money down and I'll ████ pull it hey man drop the gun dude I'll kill myself hey dude you got a family I'm sure you're like I don't want this on my conscience man your ████ making a cool chick on on an app right you have so much going for you and he's like oh don't remind me the app that's why I'm doing this remember this is sure as soon as he hears the app your side house is going to pick up I probably get in any matches man I'm not getting any
8:27 ████ matches dude they dried up they ████ dried up postco but I swear to God every ████ was talking to people I just can't sign up for premium man no one's giving me any ████ super likes hmm Joseph how would you avoid a gun I think um it's all about the element of surprise so I would immediately start taking off my clothes that's that's honestly a good enough strategy that sounds like misdirection call it okay and then you take off your pants and what if he's like yeah I want something else no
9:17 not money and then I'm like you want money come and get it honey it's really good yeah it's good advice I think that'll save a lot of lives hopefully hopefully people learned a lot from this I feel like you could just ████ hug somebody you just grab them because you're such a big large man I like what Joe's saying though I think I would probably just start jerking off or something crazy oh yeah oh that's a good one yeah it's like it just be a sex offender you go to jail you're trying to commit to it you can't get hard he's like oh what happened big man what happened or die what's up you don't like me yeah you think I'm cute that is true though you can't backfire yeah some people get horny during stresses so
10:09 people like that yeah do you feel like you like that if it's too hot if it's too hard I can't get hurt really too hot it's too hot I thought you said if it's too hard oh that's too hard so it gets really hard and it goes right back down yeah if it's too hot I think he only got one second for this hurry up it's too hard if it's too cold forget about it yeah too cold though really gonna be just right exactly how about if you're listening to Pandora and the ad comes on like ah ████ and it ruins it what if your phone rings I can't get hurt I can't get hard at all oh yeah that's a good one who's at ten dollars dude oh can't get hard till 20 baby let's ride
11:00 what if Wu's going like this but then right when you're about to come cardano goes like this
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