0:00 [Music] so did you guys know uh about the burj khalifa what about that it exists it is indeed the world's tallest building it is need standing at 2 716 feet it is indeed uh something that is so tall that people on the top of the building and on the bottom of the building have a different read of time itself whoa shut the ████ up that's great for real so like you're standing on the upper floors of the bridge khalifa right the world's tallest building and you will look down on like say the sun is setting and you're you're seeing the sun setting um over there but down at the bottom the sun doesn't set for a while after that makes sense again what
0:50 the ████ are you talking about why are you so surprised i was talking about like the ████ quantum physics and science behind like interstellar using the idea of gravity as like i did turn to time you know what i mean so well no a baby born at the top it's actually like 30 months younger once again shut the ████ up i remember reading that too you take the elevator you come out everybody else is 40 years older what year is it you know the sun is setting sooner for a guy that's outside versus you inside because you don't know yet until you go outside especially in this building everybody here is like what's happening uh yeah so one of the craziest one of the craziest things is from the top of the birds right you can see so far into the arabian desert that you see the sun set several minutes after people on the ground see it set and it it had imp
1:41 implications for the muslim population in the building as a result of the perceived time difference those living on the higher floors of the birds need to wait a few extra minutes before breaking their fast for ramadan exactly so it's like this weird thing like if you're in a certain floor of the building yeah oh interesting yeah and so clerics there decided that the residents above the 84 should wait like another two minutes to end their fasting and those above the 150 people really do be waiting for that minute to start eating it's on the money yeah they don't mess around dude so if you're above the 154 you should wait an additional three minutes but like we're talking about by the way imagine having an office and you're like dude we're at the ████ bird khalifa and be like cool before and like you wear the first floor
2:31 [Laughter] take your food to the very top watch the hallway be across the street dude who ████ gives a ████ i might rather be on the first floor than like 12. dude i would hate to be on an elevator that long man yeah i wonder how long it takes to get all the way to the top you have to go to like it's like expressed to one floor then switch elevators right so you gotta really or do you think you could watch the sunrise on the first floor jump in the elevator go to the top and watch it again you probably could the trump tower uh elevators were hella fast really they were fast dude from the first floor to the 60th we're trying to get away from liberals trump tower is better than virgil i would imagine the khalifa probably has way faster mia khalifa i bet she has a way faster elevator way better i heard that if you're higher up in the burj khalifa you know that it's you can feel that it's raining sooner than the guy
3:22 because it hits you quicker so if you can call in time but if the clouds are under you you don't feel the right what if you're too high it's so tall the upper half occasionally emerges above the clouds so then what you just said is actually kind of horseshit a little bit depending on where you are so once again don't trust the dancer wait for the news you know what's crazy is we're living in the jetsons like that's the jetsons right there at the top of the building but the thing what i what i want to know is like how like well for one how long does it take to get out there right and if there's different elevators like if have you ever been to a big ass building and then this section of elevators only go from like one to thirty and this one only goes from like 30 to 60 or some ████ that's how it works the university of michigan just did a study and they determined that at the top of the building the temperature on the outside is
4:12 thought to be 11 degrees fahrenheit cooler than on the ground and the way that they tested it was they all ████ off the top story [Laughter] and then they were able to see and actually which one landed first if it froze yeah do you know do you know about the jetson's discrepancy what about it because uh so like there's the mother father uh elroy elroy and the other daughter right they there's actual ages that they all have yeah and if you do the math it shows that george jetson conceived the daughter when the wife was underage really yeah so he's a ████ pedophile that's so ████ ████ funny ass disgrace so today we lost charlie chaplin and george jetson great george jetson is a national hero that ████ ginger pedophile who do i
5:03 look up to now nobody dude belinda carla clint eastwood everyone disappoints you no no no colonel john mcburney how about fred flintstone he's he's cool right he's wholesome yeah pedophilia was over back then i guess there was no name for it they were probably making a lot of dinosaurs and stuff back then what do you think under 18 didn't ring the same way back then because people wouldn't live past 35. that's fair but that's very fair that's true anyone else have some ████ burj khalifa effects oh ████ if you if you throw a bouncy ball off the top of the burj khalifa yeah that you just got right when he said university of michigan i was like this ████ is up to some ████ god damn it well it doesn't work if you say university is something that sounds good no like everyone knows you miss songs
5:54 you have me in the first half i'll i'll be real michigan wants to do a ████ thing for birch we want some fat guys like yo ████ blue on top of the birds like what would happen i'm like yeah we'll put these little tracers in and we'll see what happens these chasers you never know but you know i think you're right i think you're right about the temperature i think you're right thank you but the bouncy ball thing would be crazy and they should do it but then they're afraid of killing people apparently they probably will kill us the jizz thing on the ball i don't think so no just the ball by itself i've never been to the burj khalifa is that do they have is that what has also like a giant ████ like mall and ████ like a skiing slope and ████ like better have one of everything in that ████ yo i saw that they have a yeah or is that in like a building next to it it's got it's got a lot of ████ it's got a lot of stuff yeah it has laser tag i know that like a mall and an apartment and a skis resort
6:46 i don't know i want to check it out and it's not even it's not full occupancy right it's like there's some ████ that's still yeah dude don't worry about it there's you want a dance studio there you got it [Laughter] okay i don't think i could go that's too high for me like i don't think i can are you scared of heights yeah i think i don't think i'd be able to go to the top and look down and probably pass out bro if you watch these videos of these ████ cats who um they go climb on all this ████ and they do all the illicit climbing stuff and they're taking videos and you've seen clouds and ████ yeah i'm like dude my heart sinks watching footage yeah no i went to one of the tallest buildings in japan it was pretty ████ scary but then out the red one no it's taller than that that that thing that's tokyo tower that looks like the ████ eiffel tower yeah there's yeah there's a skyscraper i
7:36 forgot i mean it's not it's in tokyo but when you get to the top though your perspective like your mind can't even register how far you are and then you just kind of look and then the city is just it's just a ████ sea of city all the way to the horizon a bunch of likes how long was the elevator in you had to take like two i think yeah is it true that the top floors or the top levels of the burj khalifa are like kind of useless that they they just put them so that they would get the record oh like the antenna ████ like that ████ where they like inspired they wrecked yeah they wrecked the building and they put the spire in the mass height yeah just to like because it's still so no one lives there that's what that's what the korean air building in downtown l.a is really that giant ████ spire that's on top of it i think it's literally just to be technically the largest skyscraper in l.a yeah cause i feel like oxygen and
8:26 stuff would be hard like right the higher you get like the harder it is to breathe and ████ well i don't ████ know bro you i mean you knew about the common coming off the presenting an article get a question i'm ████ knowing this look this is a new era this of jk do you know baby we're gonna admit what we don't nation the domination ████ dick after he says ask the host not the dancer hey your my answer to your question is sucky because he doesn't care dude because i'm ████ cold because i covered myself in water for a bit earlier i think they're uh digging up ████ like venice style canals in uh dubai around the burj khalifa so that you could take ████ like little speed
9:16 boats and stuff around in order to get from place to place she's kind of sick it's actually really sick and as a straight white man i would love to go to dubai yeah because i'm not gay and like i'm not a woman i think i would just do really well i think i would really thrive there do really well they need to do marketing specifically for that guy i think i think they should cut me into promos for it and like a lot of dudes with them you could promote your steve rollups dude yeah steve for ████ miss a place that had traditional values miss a place where women had to just cover up and uh you never really hear like from like super gay guys like someday i want to go to dubai no no no no no dubai was lit comes from straight white men yeah no they could they could probably like you know keep it a little low-key is that suppressive was that like the kid who went to the dentist or some ████
10:06 it's like dubai was lit yeah yeah yeah yeah and everyone started saying that ████ was lit you've been you've been to dubai i haven't i haven't it's not that great i got a buddy i got a buddy who went and he was rich enough where he could still drink there and stuff so he had a great time they had an entire floor just for them and they could do whatever the ████ they wanted ryan what's what's your opinion on dubai no i just think i just think it's it's difficult if you're not like totally crazy about sharia law you know like it's if you're not going gaga yeah if you're not a big fan for sharia law all due respect to like whatever your culture is but like it's just it's such a culture shock because it's like here you have a place that like literally is made of just such
10:58 riches and it has all this great stuff but you just can't do anything that you normally do how about i eat a hamburger you can't be the way you want to be i like hamburgers wow i'm straight so i probably could and i'm and i'm white so i probably could do both but i guess it's it's not it's not too it's not privileged that's just dubai that's just how dubai is dude it's like the same scheme like it's the same formulas here we're like oh yeah certain amounts of money will get you certain liberties but there the spread is just way thicker yeah it's like oh those liberties you get in la yeah those are way the ████ up here now you know what i mean and you need way more money for it you need way more money for that ████ yeah but you go to the top of the mirror khalifa what's going on what the hell what's it called another top of me i believe yeah yeah the the building it's like five foot two damn that sounds so funny it's called the it's called the burj latifah we met nina we met him
11:48 she was in this room yeah he she brought he brought her up don't see me what'd you say dude jk classics [Music] you
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