0:00 really Joe we told you to play like seven times like oh ████ hold on I'm jerking off out here I didn't know but again Joe we told you he keeps saying [Music] so uh a man has been arrested after throwing eggs at King's King Charles and the queen consort during a public visit um and he's been charged with the offense and banned from carrying eggs how are they gonna police that by the way right that's my first question you gotta follow him you gotta put it you gotta put a ████ put him on egg watch egg tail I'm gonna put a Bobby on him like 24 7. a Bobby or every single grocery store has his ████ photo printed or something like that no egg when he tries to check the eggs out they're like sorry sir we can't sell you these that sucks so uh Patrick fell well age 23 says he's the man who was arrested after eggs were thrown at the
0:50 King was a student at the University of York and he said he was held by police for several hours quote I was let out at 10 pm so it wasn't that bad really my friends were waiting for me what a g after I was arrested the experience of that crowd uh literally screaming and wailing with pure rage saying that my head should be on a spike that I should be murdered on the spot it doesn't phase me because I understand what fascism is what it looks like people were ripping chunks of my hair out they were spinning at me people lost their minds so it was a statement by him to be like very anti-fascist and everything like that that's kind of cool throw eggs at the king and queen you should throw a lettuce next King Charles right yeah it just keeps getting banned for throwing the item next is throwing next is lettuce lettuce tomatoes there's no way that you're gonna prevent a university student from not having eggs
1:40 it's carrying eggs in public oh okay so how would he get it home so he kept eggs be an exhibitionist look at his wholesome laugh see that's how you connect this reminds me of all the activists trying to throw ████ on paintings that already are covered in glass oh yeah and then and then right after the put glue on their hands right no the cool thing is is we saw those activists knew that they made sure there was glass oh really yeah they didn't they didn't actually want to damage the painting they just wanted to make the statement for sure yeah yeah they they made sure they only did it to the glass covered ones oh I would assume also though if an activist did that and it wasn't like protected and they really ████ up an ancient painting that had nothing to do with the the things that they're talking about that would subtle warming would end yeah I agree global
2:31 warming everybody would get it everybody would understand climate change all you gotta do is ████ a Picasso up that's it and all of a sudden No One's Gonna Drive anymore they're like you know what it's either this car or Picasso and I don't want the ████ Picasso ruined yeah I'm not gonna do this a lot of big art fans out there yeah people don't know that I always wonder how fast Like Glue will dry from like like a wonderful glue yeah you know what it is yeah it drives fast it'll be like the commercial where the guy has a helmet and he's on the roof where they did that and they had to go to the bathroom so they were crying oh yeah they were cut really yeah they have to PPE yeah they're bad at prep they should have just let them do it because they're humans at the end of the day man so funny damn that's deep that's that's ████ funny but did any of the eggs hit King Charles or whatever yeah did they Bean them yeah did they get them
3:21 right on the forehead did they get the crown at all not at all damn not at all no one likes Charles though apparently ████ these people in the crowd did they're ████ rip this guy's hair out after yeah and spitting on and tell him that he should die for what he did I missed the queen she was so she was a cute little old lady what's the workaround for if you were banned from public eggs like how do you get the eggs home like what's the way apparently there's like some sort of like uh little thing in there some sort of little anecdote that says that you can by way of groceries like purchase it says uh not being allowed to possess eggs in public blah blah you gotta do it like in British style like my way of grocery [Music] I was about to do it or the ████ Bobby guy follow him around all day he's like oh so you've got some eggs there
4:12 what do you plan to do with this he's like some ████ creepy guard uh I'm gonna eat them over oh don't think you've learned to eat those the henchman's psychic yeah Hunchback Bobby I know exactly what that guy looks like right he's like a little lecherous guy yeah yeah yeah yeah asked why he targeted the king Slytherin he's got an egg fetish who has been trying to raise awareness about climate change for decades he said if that is what we take as someone who has done the most for climate change it shows you how low the bar is this is amazing I'm sick of climate change this makes me want to burn down the planet even more do you believe it's a thing yeah but it's also like there's some scientists that talk about it and they say if you pull back far enough it's like yeah the the Earth is constantly like in Men In Black at the end see there it is dude my whole
5:03 thing is where where was this excuse when I was vandalizing ████ as a kid I wish I was that smart right that's good ████ caught with graffiti and you're like I'm not tagging I'm tagging for peace oh ████ my bad respect the kids who are smashing milk jugs at the store yeah they say hey I said some climate change I know dude that's so crazy yeah I would have loved to bandwagon that ████ as a team yeah you're just like this for Peter ████ oh when you're taking a bunch of ████ silver or plasma or force and put them in the ground yeah I think you got your share of things like that climate change yeah but I didn't have a good excuse oh that's true dude you go in the store you lick the ice cream you put it back like climate change what do
5:54 you think the uh the world issue would have been as your excuse for the forks if you got caught the world issue back then what do you think you would have been anti-plastic Iraq war dude you gotta make a statement sure yeah you know this guy also says um he talks about how Charles this is a man who dresses in stolen jewels from India and Africa and every other colony oh that they're going back to that huh yeah um you just become a ████ cat burglar and take the jewels back yeah idiot why don't you do an Italian job on the ████ Jewel idiot it's because you clearly have no skills I don't think he wants him bad enough man yeah he he's just he's all talking he wants something bad enough you Heist yeah you get a team together you get a tech guy how come on the jewel thieves are all in Europe and we don't have them here because you have to be be like a dashing gentleman
6:45 because when they do it yeah and they have such a cool like like Escape Plan like one guy jumps on the back of a motorcycle and then they go off and they jump into a boat and ████ and whatever and they throw it into this ████ Grandma's basket and then from there just like man it's so cool all right we're all in a heist right now we're all we're all prepping for a heist who's holding what role can I be the Adidas guy I want to be the idea okay don't do anything no Steve's on the computer he's like hold on hold on I'm in hey guys yeah I'm with you I'm in the system right now I got my VPN on I'm hacked in this Direction all right hey that's good you always need that in the red dress classic yeah the honey pot the honey honey pot honey pie Ryan's the Italian guy that bumps into you and he's like hey I'm walking here but then you walk away and he's like I gotta thank you I'm the sleight of hand pickpocket Dick's the guy who's sweating in the
7:36 Elevator Shaft is trying to get through and he's like come on guys give me another minute I wipe my ████ hand like oh ████ the ████ codes this is not what's on my head I'm like I'm like the homeless guy that looks like he's a part of the city but they're like pushing a basket and ████ Joe's naked pushing the basket he's beating off and then we're like Joe you're supposed to be the point guy and then Joe's like what oh ████ I'm jerking off out here look Joe we told you to play like seven times he's like oh ████ hold on I'm jerking off out here I didn't know okay Joe we told you he keeps saying now we have everybody at the outside there's nobody on the inside Joe there's nobody to steal the jewel I still haven't had sex cause I gotta talk to ████ Steve so I'm blunt making with it we're all Breaking Down The Plan before we got 701 you're in the elevator Chef 703 Honeypot goes out 705 Joe's like I'm jerking off in the pocket I'm like no
8:28 ████ sake Joe you're not jerking off in the park you're the point in it you're going into the safe they're going in the ████ safe because somebody has to steal the jewels and he goes so then I jerk off after like no Joe I love the idea that we all gave ourselves roles except for the guy who takes the actual job so it's so successful Anthony removes the jewels dude who owns all the Lookouts yeah we're all like exterior rolls everybody main theme he's like why didn't we send a dancer in to go around the laser we have like seven ████ dancers one dude no that's can Dude cans in there going like this ████ deleting all the footage of all the cameras in
9:19 the ████ building on that job they'll never find one lick of food it deletes a little camera footage and then afterwards the investigation of like how the ████ did he do that there's nobody that can move this fast nobody will tell you I've never seen files delete that quickly in my whole career we only got two good angles now one one angle is completely gone they're like look at this it almost looks like he's transferring the data but he's really deleting it he's rude it's genius and then oh dude no the best thing is we put Bart bar was the point man but then Bart's like nah I gotta protect her to bed until this is like an hour after we already started he's like guys no he's like wait this is it's 7 30. I thought the high school was at 8 A.M not 8 P.M I
10:10 woke up at 3 30. yeah is that well my flight's at four I had to work out and then bars just like this
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