0:00 [Music] oh was crazy oh hey welcome back everybody to another special episode of the careful boys where we are so blessed today to have three of the buffest dudes on YouTube here you know what I mean getting a little too hot so we got Jared over here harder to do your dance moves Now by being so it's it's an issue and you know I'm glad that I'm here on the show with such professionals like yourself Dr Mike to talk about it because I know there's a huge dance demographic out there that you know once they come become buffed they can't move as well and I just want to speak with professionals about it so where do I get steroids I tell you exactly where um the Yakuza run the whole trade so
0:53 your uncle I guess look at all these tats this ████ this is by the way folks listening and watching if you see a ████ dress like this exactly like this never ever ████ with him ever cuz his uncles have uncles his uncles have uncles uncles do for they're great uncles they don't do a lot of for living it's a front dude it's all Hong Kong action Cinema so it's all just fake for camera you look like a Triad for sure good enough yeah I do want to know where to get steroids though that's when I was in Mexico you know what BW my mind is there'll be like a pharmacy and it'll just be a list of all the things that they sell there and I'm like I could have sworn half of this thing was illegal in America I've seen it too but how do you know which one to get and what to trust though Mexico Thailand Thailand you got to know your science you got to know your compound and then what it does but it is crazy cuz it's like Tylenol and then a poster of Ronnie
1:46 Coleman and then the biggest array of steroids you've ever seen in your life in Mexico right yeah and you could just buy it you could just buy ibuprofen or ████ benad dril and then ████ testosterone all together okay so hypothetically my friend would get k out there if if I wanted to begin my steroidal Journey not me obviously but hypo somebody like me like how how does one even get the intelligence and information to know which one to get like what's the next step you know what I'm saying you could look for a coach somebody who talks about this stuff openly we know a few people who talk about it openly and teach people about it actually there are so we don't teach much about steroid so we don't know that much but there are people in in the industry um that their job is to be experts in anabolics and um all performance nancing drugs wow they
2:38 will teach you and and help you take them so reach out to those guys and uh is there a way to like okay so you know like they say oh steroids you know it's going to you're going to get buffed but your dick's going to disappear some they have crazy things that happen right is there an opposite where you're like hey you might lose a lot of muscle but you're going to have really good sex organs huge dick yeah is there like a opposite if you guys find out please let us know it's called surgery oh okay what do they put into your dick to make uh they'll just like pull that extra like 2 Ines out or whatever they do have those they they can they can increase the girth or or the length and or the length or that's some ████ damn or you try for both can't have the best of both worlds dud it's either thick or long but they do also have like uh for people who have like severe Ed the pole thing they put in your dick they do do that the
3:29 needle she's like are you hard ████ I've been hard since 2008 the procedure what's the poll thing I have no idea they pump it like as an old person you can like stick in a needle pump it every single time so it's not like a one time thing your hard always I got a question basketball have you guys seen RFK workout uh Robert F Kennedy no uh so he's a buff old guy just presidential candidate if you could pull up a video of them he was working out at Venice Beach and I was like oh he's kind of ripped for like a 70-year-old so I was wondering if you could tell if he is on steroids or if that's natural says Robert F Kennedy working out a lot of guys who are still training very very seriously in their 70s 80s are usually on like trt or GH or a combination of
4:21 the two what's what's trt testosterone replacement therapy go to a doctor and man the Illuminati has been good to this ████ holy ████ I'm like an Illuminati Junior like Illuminati kids basically and they don't give us half the ████ they give in they probably on something or no most likely on tough to tell it's a very distinct redness to his skin but then also he's like 90 or some ████ well is that just like why person in the Sun for like 10 minutes yeah it's difficult to tell I mean like uh CU that's achievable natural too right for some people you're young yeah gen got before and maintained it like then that would be if he has really good genetics he could sort of get that anytime in his life with a few years of training we' had a few RP clients who lifetime drug free and are still and they like one of
5:12 them was like a grandmother and then she discovered she liked lifting and then she just had like two years later she had ████ ripped abs and big arms and ████ yeah like a goog like CrossFit Grandma did she live her whole life with that undiscovered potential correct yeah she was yeah she was like Wolverine but like a farmer and then like and she didn't even know she could have been jacked until she just lifted her first weights and then unlock something a huge Discovery W that's like movie ████ yeah what is what is that though good genetics like that just sounds like you know some people got it some people don't it's like unfair is that just life is unfair for some of us people are just strong that's literally what that means how do you tell if you have bad genetics I know more rethorical I know someone that's always tearing ligaments all the time and I'm like that's bad that's probably bad genetics yeah it's like you
6:02 don't got good joints dude he's trying to tackle tractors you're like oh that is probably the problem your could be quite good Jamal Duncan in fifth grade that's good genetics Jamal Duncan dude it was Julius for me the EAS the easiest way to tell if you have good genetics for lifting is if you just do some ████ like just start working out who gives a ████ what it's called download a DVD a digital video disc and and work out with that CH like how old is this ████ uh get a cassette tape play some play play some tape C tape yes laser disc is good pop in a Russ Russell Simmons or Richard Simmons one of those little Tinker but like
6:53 music box you're trained that ████ was godamn it but anyway if you just do some ████ like that forget the music box right you got Beethoven playing live to the orchestra comes people know me for a few things one is that I'm like there's rich people and then I'm like right here actually scroll through the page yeah I have visualiz the Philadelphia philarmonic will play betoven masterpieces live in my gym and listen I got you one rule one rule two rules that's really what you train to in my ████ gym was Asian household so we don't have you really train to that yes and also first string only me I know all you faces too ████ I
7:44 and you know what to be honest like the cello no offense only Chinese people get to touch my ████ cello yoyo Ma so only yoyo ma comes over I'm sorry just better at it yeah and when I'm getting that nice rep I need to hear that Chinese ████ how good so only Y no one else I digress any type of ████ you start working out a couple months later if you're seeing some visible results you probably have pretty ████ decent genetics I didn't mean to look at you in your fine ass body we are and I tell myself I'm straight all the time and the viewers also assuming I'm straight want a lot of muscle since the last time I no seriously he's been he's been working hard this guy you know what's funny like as much as it's like funny in the beginning I keep random looking at the thumbnail and I I'm starting to get a little insecure you shouldn't you shouldn't you shouldn't
8:35 put your yakuzi jacket back H thank you thank you thank you needed a ████ out it is a Yakuza jacket if it's been like only a few months of training and you're going pretty hard at it and you're eating okay and you're really struggling to see anything happen or struggling to see any kind of strength increase there is a probability that you're messing up some kind of deeply systemic variable in your approach and somebody could just just click it in place and you'll have magical gains there is that probability but it's low and if you're struggling early it's like you know it's like if if you're like no offense again if you're like Jewish parents of a Jewish child and you're like we want them to play in the oh the National Football League with the monsters you know day one in the ████ Kitty leagues he gets his helmet knocked off his body and passes out from asthma non- cont just running on the field Mor is
9:28 probably not go off and it's not like oh but he had like a tough start but then in eighth grade he really turned into a ████ gorilla maybe yeah but just go do math or whatever early early on you can kind of like almost like get a lot of information on what the trajectory could could be yeah it it maybe like a little less trajectory and more how involved of a time are you going to have to put into this to get the kind of results that you want to see and some ████ like like oh I need to get in shape for my wedding pretty much like later they have a sixpack and ████ you that's so not fair it's ████ and then some people are like it's my life dream to step on a bodybuilding stage and then years later their friends are like don't do it man don't do it people are going to laugh at you you're not ready you're never going to be ready even though you've been cranking away that ████ it's unlikely because it's a normal distribution and
10:18 most people have decent genetics you know and some people have like yeah and then some people are like oh holy ████ you could just you're like a ████ duck in water with this ████ like Jamal Duncan Jamal's got it all Jamal Jamal got it all yeah he does it's probably a movie Somewhere I remember him I remember I think like fifth grade we had to run our first Mile and it was like the playground had one of those where you had to run four laps and I just and I just remember he was like literally like a lap ahead of everyone and I'm just I didn't even understand how he work that fast yeah were you mad at him afterwards did you resent him a little bit I got sad went behind the bleachers and smoked a cigarette no I had I had I had join a gang I had I had good genetics when it came to math if they had made you run to 13 Mile you would have passed that ████ up
11:12 though it's all about perspective dude people of West African descent which is most black Americans um are proportionally slightly uh on average more likely to be faster twitch fiber dominant than slower twitch fiber which they're genetically slightly more likely to be good explosive short distance stuff and less likely to be good at endurance stuff that's actually East Africans and canyons and ████ like that they're the best in the world with that and they look very different like you would never mistake them uh for for same same and we had a kid in my high school who was like a new transfer and he was like you know like you know there's like black guys and there's like Ah that's a ████ just ████ just for no reason ████ 16 years old he's like I'm how are you an adult human he's like get the ████ out of my way ████ ass kid he touched me this is great day of my life and so we were we did like two miles
12:03 running we our gym teacher was insanely lazy and so he was like just go and we ran in the neighborhood too he was just like just come back and we had a route and like I was always the kid that was there were the cross country track kids who did that ████ too they were always in the front by themselves smoking I was the first of the regulars I was like I'm not going to beat these track kids but ████ everyone else and then Jamal just runs right the ████ past me in a half Sprint and I was like they're better period yeah that's how it goes it's like people bring up my Nigerian friend you're like I don't give okay he's a dentist and he's smarter than me and he's beautiful he's also jacked I don't care I just better it's just better fine I what am I going to do no right it's fast twitch though so about 400 ft later he was just sitting
12:54 on the side of like just sitting on the grass of a house like and I was like what ████ it was just that's it he just one more lap and you had Jamal but later that week we played ████ Flag Football oh my God I thought he stepped on somebody's head catching famous one day kid that guyy a future NFL All Pro ████ out of here I had the same story but in basketball I did a 23 and me and then it said I'm all slow twitch baby my man yeah me too you don't you don't got nowhere to rush to man yeah just take it easy but I that's probably why I like endurance things I just is there a way to like uh train different would would you program differently for someone that had fast twitch versus like slow twitch subtly yeah I never got into fast twitch type of sports maybe because I just didn't
13:45 people realize there like you were all slow twitch said on your ancestry report so you were like I'm good at distance stuff you you stuck with that s████ that's pretty fast twitch what's that gang bws they last a while with him they can last a while yeah it's like I like the slow twitch Endurance on you bring the knives they don't last too long honestly I like surfing usually you go the direction of what that's true competitive hiking yeah I guess it depends on the mountain time trials people have figured out some sh some way to make hi they ████ ride fake ponies man that is a funny ass thing though oh when those girls are jumping yeah what the ████ is that dud could be a SP hate on it something's happening there to be able to jump over those things is there a metric by which they are judged compared to each other style I think
14:36 so one like right now there's like eight people sitting around a table talking the same ████ about bodybuilding so probably probably we don't know I I had body the same way this one girl really judging like come on this one girl I really liked in high school her and I hung out for like a day in college and she came over and I just for some reason showed her a bunch of bodybuilding magazines and I didn't expect this reaction out of any human but she was just like rifling through the pages and she was like looking at their dicks and she was like that guy's got a big dick that interesting okay that guy's small and I was like not once I've had these magazines for years not once that I ever look at anyone's dick I've seen a lot of dicks in my life and some of them take your breath away boys will be boys you know what I'm saying just a little locker room fun no big deal but she's looking at the buls she's even
15:26 looking at just remember Jamal's got it all Jamal's got it all names just ethnicity say l yeah but she was super like it's what she saw first and I was like damn you can't fake being ████ into man or whatever yeah F yeah it's like have you seen that's the takeaway have you seen the whole V the the videos during fall where like o girls are like guys are about to be sweat weather like they like the they like yeah like the gray sweatpants that's like their cleavage cuz you can see the dick print so they like it that's why I only wear black sweatpants I don't even touch the gray stuff yo dick pant dick prints are ████ dude cuz like ████ dude cuz if you're a like a what's that called a grower it's not not a shower yeah I never had be either very true but like especially when it's cold
16:17 you grow you your s███'s all up there yeah and you know ████ judge you for your ████ external estimate of dick size and I just want to be like ████ don't judge me just no hold up first of all yeah you Jud away but Judgment Day is coming back at you cuz your boy about to be hard in a second and then she's like okay all right go be hard I'm like nervous judge I'm on the spot crying and you're like oh this is only 80% though CU you got to make excuses you have to make right the pressure catalog of excuses fellas I got them all day I got a stack I don't sleep enough the other day I was kind of tired start rolling outu getting into it and the ████ is like is this it I'm like what's the barometric pressure today s███'s off right high pressure where're the low pressure zone I'm on cycle I'm off cycle doesn't matter onle some
17:08 anabolics make your dick not work off cycle how the ████ my dick supposed to work with no anabolics so yin and yang and both of them make your ████ dick not work as hard does it ever feel like that where you're like really horny but then you can't get it up because of whatever it's called so there's there's a a compound called decad durabolin and uh nandrolone decanoate and some people a small minority though nonetheless an extent fraction get to me too get what's called Deca dick and it makes you so DEA usually through a variety of mechanisms makes you profoundly horny like there's horny and then there's like there's some blade hunger for the serum type of ████ I need it please the the the Jerry scale of Darkness goes goes like a little more pale during those times I'm like okay she's close enough you know yeah close
18:00 kind of looks if I go like this uh but then but then you're Mr Mr winky down there he don't want to play so what do you do is it frustrating mostly you you become aggressive at the other person you blame them you're like ████ it's cuz you cuz you can't do this you have mental breakdown it turns ████ on like you wouldn't believe they want to fix you they go my God he's got psychiatric problems I love him then you're in but you're in I can fix him right see there you go I can fix this in your house look like that but you know nonetheless it's okay what's the pros to it like what what what does it do to your body where where it's worth that well you get in a relationship afterwards no the part that's all for the relationship what is it strength makes you really big and strong look at the cap
18:53 boy ISO dead you have beautiful skin oh thank you don't worry all Asians have beautiful skin just a placeholder compliment God damn it he's got de di he's being angry right now okay and I can fix him I can fix him can you fix him right here right now turn off the camera um no your skin is excellent thank it really is so uh a lot of times drug use is like typified by a few things some people can get away with it but like I'm saying like the ████ is that yeah like is there parts of you that are sandpaper yeah jar your Skin's exists I'm white um but anyway yeah it just makes you like like put on Jack strong yeah dang it's a steroid and you know about 20 minutes here so to end the
19:44 episode if you want some steroid just [Laughter] [Applause] afterwards for
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