0:00 Awesome, by and gay. >> Awesome, by and gay. Those are the three traits. >> Welcome back to Just Kenny News office hours where we talk about the company that we that we talk that we work. >> I don't think it's fair that you should put breaking news out that I'm gay. That's kind of messed up. >> AI said it, not me. I was just reading it. >> It's also not news. All right, >> we have to stop this, guys. Cuz if we're if we're not together, >> if we're not together, >> how are we going to stay strong, man? >> You can't be calling each other gay. >> Call each other gay. >> Hunter Schaer. Hunter Schaefer. >> Hunter Schaefer. >> Shout out to >> Just don't call me gay without giving me a kiss afterwards. >> Subie, can Tubie, >> Subie, can you give the Can you give the
0:50 boss some advice? He's not our boss cuz like Ed is watching, but can you give him some advice about what you what we what you would do to the company? >> Yeah. Yeah. What would you do? How would you make JK better? Yeah. >> Tell me. >> So, I definitely instead of going for the zel route, I'll definitely every week you have, you know, it's coming. I would definitely pull out cash instead. >> Huh? >> No zel. >> Don't want payout. >> Yeah. No payout. >> Anything else? >> Really pay you zel. We actually have a payroll system. >> Yeah. They get direct deposit. >> Direct deposit to my bank. >> Sam, same. >> I think this first time we knew this >> cuz you know what, Subie? It's just too much money for Zela. This is too much money for >> over the limit. >> Everyone, >> that's hella funny. >> It's going to fall out. They try to send us that. >> Okay. Okay. Any of that. None of that.
1:40 What else? >> So, what I would do to make >> Hey, but if I do cash though, it's really hard to mail that. You know what I mean? Like, >> why would you mail it? >> Wind. You want to come pick it up here? >> I'll go grab it. >> Damn. >> All right. Hey, what's >> He's a He's a He's a biker. So, >> what's up, gang? >> What should we do like contentwise? >> Contentwise, >> I think we should I feel like what I feel like there should be a week or you know, if we're going to be two days back toback or if we have a week where there's back toback where it's like Monday through Friday, you know how we had that great hell week. >> Yep. I believe one of the days we should have just all been in a like all been in a van like those Mercedes vans and just get ready for Citizens app, have it open and just from south to north slowly drive up comfortably and it's going to go ding ding woman naked on the bike and
2:30 you just turn. >> So you want to be a nightcrawler basically. All right. Okay. >> So nice. Nice. >> So you want Suben on the streets. >> Not necessarily Subin on the streets. >> We don't need six guys for that. That's you. >> Six guys looking for a naked woman on a street car is man on a bike. >> No. Okay, now you sold me. >> I'm just saying whatever pops out on the citizens app, we we Okay, cool. Sometimes the citizens app comes out way before any PB. >> You're right. You're right. Yeah, because it's the person. >> You want to do more breaking news and live. >> So, we find a naked lady on the ground and we just start interviewing her. >> Well, here's the thing. >> How'd you get here? >> Here's the thing, right? We have one camera dude. I mean, we have one speaker, probably Steve or who any one of you guys could be speaking and right away as soon as we get that footage, we give it to Ken. Ken's in the ████ vehicle just live now. You've just messed up. We're just live streaming. >> You just log jammed us.
3:20 >> You just you just log jammed it. No, we got to just upload it directly. >> It won't be released for another 3 days, dude. >> Okay. Well, kick out and we do somebody else. If he's at Anime Con, it ████ >> It's over. Yeah. Yeah. >> He's like, "Hey, I'm jelling my hair." So, we're like, "That's 4 hours." >> All right. How do you suggest we connect with fans even closer? >> How do we suggest we connect? >> Don't repeat to buy time. Just answer it. >> I'm not buying. >> He always does. He always does this. He's the buffer. >> He's the buffer. >> Subie buffer. >> Hey, repeat it. Don't Don't listen to him, dude. >> Hey, you you do what you want to do. >> Repeat it one more time. Repeat it one more time and then answer. >> How connect. How can we connect even closer to our fans? >> Um, >> you're closest to the fans. >> Uh, what should we do? Do you know what you know what we should do? have a have a a basketball game with them. >> A basketball game with them. So like 2.1
4:11 million people versus us. >> Hey, not all of them coming out. I'm just saying we find the selective. >> Yeah, for sure. >> You mean like how account like Wong Fu throws his like their basketball games? >> Yeah. >> Okay, don't do that. >> Okay, never mind. >> Yeah, they already do that. They already do that. New idea. >> Let's do more Wong Fu stuff. What? What's What's Wong Fu that we can do? >> No, don't do that. Don't do that. >> Oh, I thought that's what >> No, I don't know. Well, I don't want to do that. >> What would you do as a sub and choy? How would you connect with your fans? >> Play video games with him, Ashley. >> Okay, that's a good idea. That's a good idea. >> That's a safe distance. >> That way, it's very safe. >> Wring it down. I'm writing it down. >> Just we could just >> Excuse me, sir. >> We already have the idea. We already have that idea. >> I'm already working a million years ago. >> You didn't do it >> a million years ago. >> How can we How can we execute that idea? >> How can we execute that idea? We would
5:02 set a date, right? Before anything happens on that date, we would set up a website or DM us and then we'll have to approve you and then we set up the game and then we'll give you the >> showyouts.com. >> That too. And then all you would have to do is enter the code. Hey, here's the Discord. Here's the game. Here's the join. >> Okay. How do we get more female fans? Cuz right now the male fans are like drastically outweighing the females. We used to have 40% but now it's dropped to 30. So we would have a categories for women only. >> And what kind of videos and content will we put out in women only? >> Well, we we can secretly see the content, but then so the women are providing it and we're like, "Hey, show your tits or something." It's for women and then but then we're all looking at it. >> What the ████ dude? >> I like that. Subie. >> Dude, this guy is crazy. He's putting words. >> This guy's weird.
5:52 >> Really? >> This guy's weird. I'm stupid. I can't believe you said that, man. >> Remember when you said something to him? He goes, "This guy's weird. That's so funny. >> How can we improve this >> women only stuff >> on That's crazy. Getting the younger generation cuz you're the I think you're the youngest person. I think you're Gen Z. >> Yeah, Jenz. >> And then we need we need to get to your generation. >> How do we reach you? >> Yeah, we're already like I don't feel like I'm in my generation. >> That's true. You're a little bit not. Yeah, >> cuz my group of generations they're still at EDC and ████ you know? I'm not saying >> that's true. Not all my ages, but there's way older people at EDC, too. But a lot of my friends I noticed, they like going out to EDC ████ And I'm looking at them like, "Dude, what a waste of money." You know, why would you pay $150 for three pieces of French fries? >> So, what But what what do you think we
6:43 >> are EDC prices though? >> 70 bucks for a White Claw. >> Yeah, that's crazy. >> That's why they're successful. >> I'd ████ charge $1 for a water bottle >> at Junvi. No, I mean at EDC and people will be like, "Are you stupid?" It is imaginary EDC. And I'm like, "Yeah, I'm not stupid. Like, I got the whole crate for six bucks at ████ Costco." >> And people are like, "Hey, where'd you get that water?" Like, there's this over there selling for a buck. >> This guy doesn't even know what he's doing. He doesn't know his market. >> What's um if we're going to add another cash member, right? >> What's the ideal type of person we could add that's going to attract more viewers? >> Yeah. You know what? You know what it is. >> To attract more females. To attract more females. >> Attract more? >> No, no, no. What do you say? What do you think?
7:33 >> I think we should definitely start focusing on um >> more tits. >> Not necessarily cuz Tit is just going to have haters. >> What kind of person is this that that make us the person? >> A lot of butt guys in our audience. >> Who is this new cast member? What is he what's official cast member? >> Yeah. Yeah. What's What's this person like? Who's it going to be? I think we should have a deal vaugh. Not a whole person. Not a whole person. >> We'll blow the budget. Yeah. >> Don't name a guy. Make a guy. >> Let's get the biggest pocket. >> We'll sell the whole company. >> Make a guy like you know what? A black dude. A freaking uh >> Yeah. Asian girl, ABG type chick. What do you What's that? Make a profile. Profile. What would make the cast way better? >> Blonde chick. >> What balances out? >> Yeah. White girl from Nebraska. Yeah. Mexican dude. H deep in thought there, dude.
8:23 >> I think we should have a >> hot lesbian who who likes guys. >> Well, don't give him Don't I cuz he gets quiet and the first thing you say he's going to take it. >> No, it's not. >> I'm trying to fill the space. I'm uncomfortable. >> You're helping him out too much. >> Uncomfortable. >> I think we should have like a Honestly, man, we should definitely have a maybe a ABG up in this. >> Not bad. Honestly, >> a lesbian one, right? A lesbian. >> A lesbian ABG. >> Oh my god. >> Great. And then call her one of the boys. >> Yeah. A lesbian ABG. What it even is? >> No. Hot lesbian. >> Okay. >> ABG. Duh. >> Fire. >> Awesome. By and gay. >> Awesome. By and gay. Those are the three traits. >> What What about contentwise? Content wise, like what we talk about, right? We brought articles back lately. We've been doing otrs, too. Like, what do you think we should talk about? >> Yeah. What's cool? What's a cool topic?
9:15 >> Should we do tech reviews or something? >> No. Don't suggest things. He's going to go. Yes. Tech reviews. Don't suggest. >> All right. All right. >> You guys are handing him to him. >> All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. >> You're possessing was asking. He's like, "Should we?" >> You know what I've been really like stuck on? >> There we go. Now he's cooking. >> Is is is uh uh it's the stories where they talk about back in the day. Did you know Annabelle in 1975? >> So history. >> History. >> Holy ████ I didn't expect that, bro. Dude, I've been stuck >> I ████ with I ████ with history. >> I've been stuck on history like but they the way they say it and you know it's >> you're interested in the way they tell the story. >> So how could >> you know the submarine that's been stuck down your ████ has been there for since >> dude stuck down your ass.
10:06 >> Did you know the general of the Ching Chong Dingalang went up to the fingong fingerang? >> That's why the submarine down your ████ was there. I know because of the general. Okay, >> we're getting somewhere. We're getting somewhere. >> Between my I like that >> stories like the deep cut stories that you didn't even know about for >> Did you know the B-52 German era pilot did not shoot down the American bomber because he saw how much pain he was in? >> Yeah. >> Oh yeah. >> They met 50 years ago. >> Remember that Steve? Oh, hey. Between my movie reviews and his historical explanations, >> electric, >> dude. >> Electricity. >> The movie recap corner with Joe. >> Yeah. >> And then history time with Suben. >> You know how you make energy? It's a difference, right? It's low something like, you know, the negative and positive. >> Mhm.
10:56 >> So, science time with Steve, >> you know what I mean? >> Yep. How much do you think uh how much do you think Anthony should be paid? >> The lowest. Is he on salary or is only >> You think you should pay the company? >> I think I think he should start doing the tech. >> Yeah. Yeah. Anthony starts doing tech. >> Hey, hey, dump these cards, ant ████ fix the mic, Anthony. We need a battery change. >> We just snap at him like, "Hey, hey, Clock Boy, get the ████ up." >> That's not three, dude. >> And now C sitting down and going like, "Anthony, you got it wrong, >> dude." And that would be Anony's hell. That'd be so sick. >> Kan dunking on Anthony. >> Kan dunking all over Anthony. And then we're all agree with him. Amazing. >> Yo, Ken comes with cuts sometimes. >> Just out of nowhere and we're just like, "Ouch, what the f███?" >> Six-month old history.
11:46 >> He rips on Anthony more than anyone. >> Anyway, it's the best. >> Anthony gets extra mad. >> He's like, "What the f███?" Yeah. >> He's like, "You ain't going to ████ talk ████ on >> especially you." >> Okay. All right. All right. Hey, that that' be kind of cool though, huh? history plus movie recaps and science. >> Yeah, with Anthony with Anthony hitting record. >> Yep. >> It's really sick, >> dude. We need to have a JK MMA day. >> Nah, >> I like that. >> Casuals, >> dude. I like So, we're going to Vegas soon. >> Doing live stuff with sports betting would be fun as hell, especially with this boy. >> Absolutely. >> You know what I mean? >> Just We're going to be completely like casuals. >> Wait, what do you mean, dude? I know my bets, dude. I get them right sometimes and when I do I feel like a ████ genius. >> No, cuz what's cool is you don't have the pressure of David who's a large
12:36 presence. >> Yeah. >> Not anymore, but large presence as far as person >> slim presence. >> And then and then you don't you just get to be around us and you're kind of the alpha as far as like talking about fighting stuff except for when Bart's sitting next to you and he's like I've been watching tape and everyone's like whatever that means. >> But you know what I mean? Like you you you know your ████ and we we trust you. You're the guy with this stuff. We could we we do some batting corners. I think that'd be fun. >> I think so. >> I think that'd be really fun. >> And then like when Subie talks about anything like Super Bowl related, I'll be like, >> I'm locked in. >> Subie, make me money. >> Sir, >> I would have made you at least 1,000 bucks. >> That's what I'm saying. >> He would have >> Well, we would have had split a bunch >> because of my calls. All he did was say the opposite team. >> Still my calls, Brian. >> It was your call. Hey, and you're confident. >> Don't take that away from me. >> I'm not taking away. He was confident. Listen, I even >> just like he was confident when he called Hunter Schaefer pretty. >> That's right. He did have a reason why.
13:27 Yeah, you're right. >> What the ████ I was saying like I admire your confidence. >> That's true. That's true. >> Calls balls and strikes, my guy. Sometimes you call balls and balls and ████ >> Sometimes you say they're attractive. >> That was you. >> You was That was you. >> That was you. >> And you nodded. You're like, you're like, "Hell yeah." >> She preached earlier. That was the ghost. >> Hell yeah. Do can you give each of us like a do you have an idea for how each of us could improve on? >> Can we get notes? >> Like what can I do differently to Start with me? Start with me cuz I'm right here. >> You should start wearing tight clothes. >> Tight clothes. >> I like that. >> Tight ass clothes. >> Why? >> For sex appeal >> for sex appeal presents, right? And then Steve. >> Steve, you should start dressing like Ryan. >> We should wear sick stuff. >> Get the eagle thing. >> Skip Joe medallion. >> No beard and then the Karen hairstyle.
14:19 Okay. >> I don't have a Karen hairstyle anymore. >> Don't raise the ceiling so high. >> Karen hairstyle. >> Come on, >> dude. Shots on both, dude. >> I know. What about Joe >> Subie? >> What can he do to like improve his presence on the show that people will like want to tune in more? >> Put glasses on. >> Come on. Really? Just glasses? >> No, no, no. Not sunglasses. Glasses. >> Okay. Yeah, cuz >> that's also sunglasses. >> No, no. to to establish intelligence. >> What does that do for you? >> Yeah. How does that improve our content? >> I think he looks dumber. >> What about Nick? >> Yeah. Yeah. What about me? What can we do? >> He's like, wear tighter clothes. >> I think maybe >> wear Brian's if we're really low shorts. Small shorts. >> Nick. Nick, could you stop wearing like
15:09 sporty outdoor clothes? Like, >> can you stop wearing outdoor clothes? >> No, just likefortable. workout clothes. >> But tell them what to do, not what not to do. >> Can you stop? Hey, if you were to give me some some style, bro. >> Yeah. No, I'm not saying you're not stylish. I'm just saying could you wear more like jeans? >> What about personality work? What can you change? >> What about performance? >> Oh, you're talking about personality. >> Yeah, just any improvement. But like I don't think changing a shirt is improve. >> I do think the tight clothes on him is the salt. >> Can you imagine people like I love this show now? Finally, Ryan in some tighter clothes. [Laughter] >> Ever since he started wearing tighter clothes cuz I'm like settling into my gayness. For real. >> Where you going, dude? >> What the heck are you doing, dude? You don't get to do that ████ >> Don't looked at each other like it was. >> You don't get to do that ████ >> ████ >> You got to do yourself now.
15:59 >> Hey, you're not wrong. Let's get the ████ out of here, boys. These are my challenges.
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