0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to another episode of careful boys we are currently off the road what the ████ is that what's up what oh man look at that shine oh you guys don't see this but Oh I thought that was an American flag in the middle this is woo I didn't know you that's those I know you said they lit up I didn't imagine it it actually you could select what it says yeah you can't I don't think it was that looking at you right now Ryan are you that's how your eyes are I don't know I don't know where you guys are anyway all right that's uh Steve Green ladies and gentlemen we got Joe bartnick and our very special guest today we have Jessie ma wow [Applause] thank you thank you so we're very lucky to have her Jessie ma is a Powerhouse
0:50 writer she's um one of the people responsible for the success of one of the top if not the top dance uh program online called easy you guys may have the easy um how do you write dance yeah five six seven eight movement it's like hieroglyphics it's like the dance moves yeah yeah same thing but how do you she writes dance concert no yeah what a dance choreographer does are they like composers they just write right do you have to write slowly because dancers aren't that smart oh yeah right because they read slow so your letters have to be written slow yeah yeah they can move fast but they think no we don't know how to read you so usually my job is useless
1:42 that's like yes usually Anthony's here and then that makes more sense that Steve's he's like the resident dance culture suppressor suppressor yeah I'm just losing here it's no this is the believe all women song I don't think you know this but you're a writer so we like that yeah yeah but what do you write but she's also a really good dancer too on top of that we don't care okay okay got it what does she write dance choreography for reals like you might dance Korea no I used to write about dance lifestyle and dance tips and then that turned into people all over the world saying like oh these are great but I want to learn how to dance and so that's how we created all my dance classes so was it like a dance blog yeah yeah was it like I went to this battle and then in Orion battled Anthony and
2:32 that sounds like a diary fanfiction journalism for the culture or the industry kind of yeah it started off that way because it was like more about being in the culture being in the community and then it turned into dance tips so helping people learn because that does really well educational content does really well that's cool yeah and that the channel that she worked on was was huge just in the community and just as a YouTube channel in general was like massive like all the different ideas they had to make dance fun and cool I know you guys don't give a ████ about Dana don't say that I was like I was listening bro dang I'm so underground that I'm not a part oh you're so underground so underground yeah because for me I'm like it's so new to me yeah so it's like you telling me about like aborigine people so I'm like whoa that's that's cool you
3:25 catch lizards and you break the head and you suck on the blood I'm like wow that's how I'm like taking it in yeah I think for me it's sort of like you ever ever think that something's been overrepresented yeah I think for this room probably dance is that and he was supposed to be a comedy channel but for some reason I just love hiring dancers dancing all ████ day bro we're in the dance world now apparently I think we're in it because we're we're we we sit with Ryan we sit with Anthony you know and ████ Steve Green these are Titans of the dance I do cut it up I do cut it up on occasion yeah I know Mike's song I know Mike's song I have his phone number so we're we're in Sonic trains that is uh we're in the uh gym now we're in the dance world now we're at Jason he thinks he's cool because he knows Mike song I
4:15 have his number how do you guys know each other how do you guys know each other uh you know what's crazy is I actually knew her when she was like a kid yeah he doesn't remember though I tell the story to everyone that doesn't sound right I also was a kid kind of why did you say that yeah lead with that isn't that weird we knew each other when we were kids yeah 20. [Laughter] actually that's not weird she's still
5:06 older than my wife and I'm the same age 39. how's your wife 29 no 30 no 30 yeah he knows for sure powerful commentary he's right there I still want you to feel like a pedophile I'll take the I'll take it I feel like a pedophile we don't want you to feel like I appreciate that I felt okay you know like especially with the cancel thing going on I don't want you guys to be you should spend more time talking about it I didn't know it was high risk when I was like 10 years old I had a crush on a 10 year old I don't want you to feel like pedophile right I don't need that support thanks okay okay in a very consensual friendship non-sexual Type of Way well she said I
5:56 don't I don't remember and I kind of don't [Laughter] I don't remember like the first first time what was the what was your account of the first first time I just took class there and they were rehearsing at Quest Learning Center and he was injured so he was I was like waiting for my mom to pick me up because I'm you know a child was like sitting on the side and he was like hey if I was like hey what's your name and then not creepy no yeah but this is also your business isn't it yeah yeah yeah this is like your guys no Ryan is a mentor he's a mentor he was like you're the guy like you're the instructor [Laughter] you gotta move your shoulders no you're ████ like oh okay what's what's your
6:46 name that's not how it went down right in the humble streets of Artesia yeah it was because because what was the quest learning stuff all right so Quest Learning Center is where uh Quest Crew basically formed out of the that place came first we named ourselves after the facility as a way to like give back I had no idea it's a tutoring place for like kids to like learn math and stuff yeah it's like a Kumon yeah it's like an independent Kuma and there's a ballroom at the bottom that doesn't get used as much and so like we all subjects because kumon's math right it's Quest like like you guys do dance too and it's like math uh it's like like the main math is the main thing I think it's like stuff that you need help on whatever subject you
7:36 have there's like a tour you can go upstairs why is there a ballroom at the bottom of a math class because it's a Taiwanese owned uh place and they like ballroom dancing I thought it was revolutionary I thought it was so revolutionary because I I thought like all the Asian kids were like I want to be a bad Asian boy but I gotta do my homework first it was a little bit I could do my bad Asian boy yeah yeah yeah it was a little bit of that where like kids who wanted to dance would use the learning Center as like a fake like oh I'm gonna go yeah learn math but then they would come downstairs and like practice dancing why is there a Taiwanese restaurant in there too because it's just it also had a cafe soy milk yeah yeah there was a restaurant and then after a while there was a like a fake driving range like a digital golf thing yeah and then that moved out did you study there Jesse did you oh no this one from the dance classes also you were the bad Asian girl that was a bad guy but they're just to dance but how did
8:27 you end up there how did you like even um find out about it I like lived in the area oh okay Yellow Pages I was like yeah what got you out of Dance what made you go on yeah with this ████ what I still did oh you still did I did I did okay that wasn't one I read okay I don't dance on like companies and teams anymore got it yeah was it hard convincing your parents to let you dance because it feels like it's kind of like untraditional right like it's easy to go oh I need math help or whatever like but signing up for dance was it weird was it hard a little bit Yeah because my mom's super traditional she's like really supportive so she like enrolled me in the hip-hop classes and stuff but it's still like oh that's kind of it's kind of like sexy you know it's like kind of like in the sexy Realm of the dangerous things that she doesn't understand yeah
9:18 yeah but your parents were they Christian are they oh are they like pretty like Korean oh okay did they give you the talk [Laughter] religious parents are kind of weird like that right like so did they talk to you about like sex stuff no so they're just like Shame Shame Shame let's not talk about it though yeah yeah I feel like that's the Catholic I didn't know what how what sex was until like when I was older um later in high school uh for the record your honor he said
10:09 what's your name and then and then what was after also yeah what'd you say I'm sure are you writing inside yeah what happened what state was this in California okay that helps no I remember I was like um and then I became a fan of him and Quest Crew so I like followed all like on MySpace and stuff oh but I didn't re-meet him or them until ABDC like the second time you know like when all the Champions came together 2016. were you on abdc2 no oh I was actually there with um my old company to interview people I see so you're like like hey so like yo you're gonna move out there yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna move at my arms oh you wonder what your legs are you gonna move those things I like to be a little different and not
11:00 move my legs wow powerful commentary down here about you guys in the studio yeah that's all it is yeah and Anthony was there too at the time yeah and she spends her she knows Anthony too what do you think of Anthony Lee yeah like what do you think about loaded questions no seriously like like you're honest genuine that's true what would you say if he's not around yeah like let's say he passed away oh and and now there's no repercussions for what you say yep and now you can say the real ████ what how do you feel about him or you just answer it the way I asked you before it were just like what do you think of Anthony yeah words you know less pressure really talented and really funny yeah I think we think so too yeah no we do I promise okay good yeah you don't think
11:50 so no no go ahead I don't think so you guys don't think he's talented we don't like him straight up Steve doesn't like him so you know genuinely no no no no well yeah he's like he's really cool right yeah yeah so like the joke when he's here is that we make him not cool because it's funny because it's like because everywhere else he's like the man yeah you know yeah so in this room the only person that does it is we nag him so hard oh really it's just me really I honestly think he does he does I think like he's obviously I think he like because he's such a cool guy he's been on TV he's like head of this big like dance group company and he's like such a big like mover in the space and you know how like some bosses they like ball gags anyway yeah yeah
12:41 I think that's him here yeah I think he comes in he kind of opens himself says some of the losers ████ that I'm like don't don't reveal that he does that on purpose so that we can ████ ████ like he wins everywhere else but he has to come here and lose and then he tells he doesn't like it but I know he does he loves it but he licks his lips when he says that so I don't know if it's true and then he pulls us aside and he asked us to stop him we just laugh yeah so we love it it's good like there goes Anthony being Anthony Ah that's so Anthony Anthony's identity in here I don't know why that is yeah but how do you view them I think he's really cool and really talented I think there's I think maybe it's the coolness thing that you guys break down in here but there's sort of like a wall to really get to
13:32 know him for me something cool yeah maybe you should talk about ████ so next time yeah I know maybe he'll be like more of a shallow pool I found it to be more of a shallow pool Anthony did you know him yes you know all right so so after ABDC how did you guys reconnect and become friends he just froze up here for the first time I like introduced myself and everything and then but it went I mean after that there must been more interactions where you're just like oh not only are you part of the dance Community but now we're friends yeah because you know it's a really a really really big thing for me I've never set a Google Calendar time
14:24 which is 15 for 18. how quickly one's LinkedIn can be ruined in this room 10 minutes oh my God 14 really the thing that was uh what meant a lot and this was like a pretty big deal to me is that she she was like telling me look when I thought I was meeting for the first time that she had read my old MySpace really because I used to like you're gonna make fun of me I used to write I used to write a lot on MySpace no you're an excellent writer like every oh yeah you're a really good writer bro you're a really good writer where's this going right ████ no all the IG captions are ████ insane okay yeah
15:14 so I used to write but I used to write a lot of like heartfelt like ████ sappy simpy yeah well just like no just like you could like do bulletins and stuff and then I used to I used to also have a WordPress remember WordPress yeah yeah have one of those and she and no one's ever went up to me and went hey I read your WordPress really but then she did yeah yeah he wrote about it was like like relationships and like heartbreaking he's a good writer right oh he's a really good writer really really gone but yeah and then she like uh like I've never heard anybody say that and it like felt really cool to like hear that yeah you still got some of those phones really cool oh really gone dude those were like I paid a lot of money to have that deleted are those captions is it effortless or it's just like that's just how you like think I really just think of the dumbest ████ that I can find in my brain did it just
16:04 come to you like when you're spitting on an age patient's car it just comes to you you know like there's a guy doesn't even the guy who has a disease and you're like I shouldn't spin all over his car oh yeah it's an old story from what Ryan used to do apparently no he's no easy try had that that was like really bad in all the students spit on his car and then the following three years later he died of AIDS he's saying it literally did a quantum physics to make it sound like it was you once again we're just asking questions so that's when that's your Muse I'm ruined already anyways yeah no that's no that doesn't that's not where I go so so fast forward you guys are friends and then now Jesse is
16:56 no longer a 15 year old but a dancing beagle legal owner of a dance teaching website or app yeah yeah what is this so yeah it's it's not it's like super I mean I would be downplaying a ton if I just it was a dance app but it's like the leading dance lesson program like online wow is that what Ken just was trying to copy yeah they did it they didn't do a good job no yeah they couldn't copy it this seems like they couldn't crack it they're trying to like I was like what is this like Kia or something what I was like because you know it's like you know like oh there's like Acura on Honda and you're like with this one looks like that yeah yeah it's a Kia Forte yeah what is this it gets
17:47 stolen a lot too yeah so you have that and also uh Ryan was telling us your crypto you're into crypto too yeah she'd be able to have amazing conversations with that I'm like a fake fake crypto girly though what's that mean like I like pretend but I get the gist of it well crypto's not real either oh that's true yeah do you hold any coins no not myself yeah I am yeah what do you what do you got that's why she's into nfts oh it was mostly because my boyfriend what makes you like isn't that kind of jumping steps like you just go straight to nfts from dance no no like we're skipping the coins oh oh no it's because my boyfriend he's in that scene he's super into NFL yeah yeah or he was that I hope he's not anymore see he was as smart I stayed yeah are you totally oh I'm totally of
18:38 course I have like ████ 2 000 hennesseys what do you have everything everything dragon eggs yeah I got everything yeah one of one one of every flavors Matrix they came out so stupid Patriots was so ████ dumb if Anthony was sitting in it millions of dollars have been lost and it's mostly on that side oh no yeah well Anthony if he was sitting right here yeah we had a we had a great ride though hell of a ride hell of a ride an unforgettable rise and fall I mean I could see a little bit of that right now it would be so helpful so so I mean we could do a facelift to this office you guys would probably get a maybe a 40 increase back because you just lost 40 of your paychecks that'd be nice can I ask a question yeah what happened over there
19:29 what do you think and there's just like a lot of men in here and like a lot of testosterone so maybe somebody just had like an aggro moment Mark kicked it because the neighbors were banging on the walls because we were too loud that's really what I know reversed yeah kicking because they were making noise self-destruction uh I think we were like uh playing we're playing a really fun game and it was like beer pong but on a Roomba so imagine like you have to throw the ball but the cups are moving so it's like and then we're having a really good old jolly time and then they started banging and then they did it a couple times and then I just like got angry like really fast and I was like you shut the ████ up and I went boom and I kicked it oh ████ that's what I was right kinda and I think the other one's David So
20:20 demonstrating that you did that right I don't remember that wall before Joe reminded me about me I thought I did that I think I did the two of these you did the bottom ones well do you want to put one in that I can try yeah you're welcome to there's like man in here man like that's a nice coffee that's the first time we've heard that though your bidet is like a sybian or something it's like oh it's like oscillates yeah sit on it for a little bit oh there's Vortex if you hit Vortex that's an enema is it for real is it pleasurable I'll be right back yeah oh can I tell you something that's kind of don't be eating food right now [Laughter]
21:10 every time I had diarrhea and my stomach hurt really bad um I would use the vortex option yeah and it would fill up my guts like a balloon oh it goes all the way up is that what it's for I think so it's called Vortex are you supposed to use it to that degree Vortex yeah well it might be our the days from the other office but I remember we had a it said the vortex it was an orange button that ████ shoots through that ████ no that should be penetrates dude I should say are you sure on it you know what it felt like imagine puckering your lips and you don't want anything to enter in your life and then the jet stream is so strong that's a Super Soaker shoots through I feel you need malpractice insurance before you push that button but it's still ████ shooting you up until it's full and then
22:01 it all comes back how do you know when you're full yeah oh you know felt like balloon animal yeah myself and it inflated God and then it inflates it when I'm ready I turn it off and I shoot it all out oh you push you just push it out of the ████ it's just pressure dude it is one of the best uh you recommend it you water boarded your boyfriend in my butt exactly uh would you recommend yes and also on the flip side if you're if you're constipated also a great okay good so Vortex is pretty versatile it's yeah and it's a perfect name for it did you think we're gonna talk about this at the end well it was nice to meet you is a great guy
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