0:00 [Music] In this episode, uh, we're going to talk about a little something we've heard a lot about. Joe has always told us that Hannah thinks lots of things are gay that guys do that, you know, most guys would think they're being very normal, but for some reason, Hannah's opinions about this are uh, very polarizing. So Hannah, tell us some things or actually before you say it joke, tell us some things that Hannah says is gay that guys do. >> No, but the funny thing is like it's something I it's a pattern I recognize over the years. She would just out of nowhere be like, "Yo, that is so gay, right?" And then I'm just like laughing cuz it is gay, right? >> Oh, it is. >> Well, like just certain like when she points it out and describes what the guy is doing, >> it's like she has a strong gayar. >> Okay. >> And then I also think it's cuz you live
0:51 you worked in the gay community. you worked in drag and all this stuff and like you have a sense of what's gay, but also you just think a lot of dudes are gay. >> Oh, wait. You're talking about real gay. >> So, it's more like an ick. >> I thought it was more like imagine if a dude had a uh had a had a on his bike. Oh, that fool's gay. >> There's two separate words. >> Are you What kind of gay are you talking about? >> Yeah. Are you talking about aing on your bike gay or you talking about real gay? >> Both. Cuz sometimes I'll be walking around and I'll be like, "That ████ doesn't know her boyfriend's gay." She always says that. She goes, "You think she knows that her boyfriend's gay?" And I'm all like looking over. I'm like, "Oh my god, how did you even spot that?" >> And other times it's just like more like an ick. >> So it's just like >> So today we're talking about icks, right? So like throughout the years she would just randomly say stuff like, "Yeah, growing up I used to think guys who ate chocolate was so gay."
1:42 >> Guys who eat chocolate. >> Like a little imagine, right? You're sat next to a guy and he's like, "You know what? I fancy a little bit of chocolate." Well, listen to that dialogue, though. >> That's so gay. >> You know what I fancy? >> Always like, "Oh, we're going to the shop." And I'm like, "Hey, I'm going to the shop. Do you want anything?" He's like, "Oh, I'd like a little chocolate bar." >> That's gay. >> Do you not like chocolate? >> He likes dark chocolate. >> Isn't it gay to just say that's okay? >> Dark chocolate is manly. >> Yeah. >> Not milk chocolate, not white chocolate. >> Men can't drink milk. I'll stand on this. After a if you're drinking a glass of milk, that's fine because you're just trying to get your >> protein. [Laughter] >> Yeah. So, so out of nowhere, she would just have and I would think it's so funny cuz I'm like, yo, you have a
2:32 laundry list of things >> of icks that makes you feel like these dudes are too gay. And then the one that was the funniest to me is we were just driving in to Wiki and then she goes, >> "Men using umbrellas is just so >> that was really funny." That is >> And I was like, "Wait, why?" But because she goes, "Okay, if they have a big one and they're like a security guard, like a door man," and she goes, "That's not gay. That's normal." >> But if it's a little one and they're like fighting in the storm and like trying to get away, their elbows in. >> Men were at war getting wet in the trenches and you can't get your hair wet. And then once she explained that, I was like, I see it now. They were at war. A wool gun. And you have gel in your hair. >> RIP. >> One of my favorite bits is Joey Diaz. He goes, "Do you know how you can tell when
3:22 someone's a fat?" >> When when the fire truck drives by and it's like and you see him go like this. >> One of my favorite bits. >> I agree. I actually think that's anytime that guys do this. >> It just feels >> it's too loud. >> Feels so wimpy to me. Like you know when they're when you're walking through like a loud area and some dudes really be like this. >> Dude, I think needing to be comfortable is gay. >> Oh my gosh. >> What? Needing to be what? >> I'm like a man. >> Sen likes to be comfortable. >> No, I'm just saying like what you mean by comfort. >> So the second he's in a hammock, he's gay. as soon as he's getting relaxed. >> Oh my god. Yeah. >> So, if you if you recline your seat on the plane,
4:12 >> gay. If you recline your seat, you put a blanket over yourself. That's gay. >> Blanket a little bit. If you're cold, gay. If you're too hot, gay. >> What? >> Your chair's not soft enough. >> If you're complaining about the mattress, sorry, gay. >> You complained about the mattress. >> Which one? >> Oh, we got we got a mattress topper in her. >> Yeah. Oh, and he got gay about it >> cuz it was hurting my back. >> I don't think that's I don't think that's gay. I think that's just getting old. >> It's feminine. A man complaining about his comfort level is an ick to me. >> I think I think I think like I get where she's coming from. I feel like it's like, you know, when you think of the traditional man, >> like the old school traditional man, >> they would never like go to a hotel and be like, >> "Can I get a pillow?
5:03 You're right. >> You just go to ████ sleep and you you just do your ████ >> Yeah, that's true. >> You don't You don't see him go to the AC and go. >> That's true. >> He holds it in. You hold it in. You bury it deep and you That's a real man. >> Yeah. My dad will just he'll he'll like literally go to his death bed uncomfortable as ████ >> I'm fine. He'll like eat he'll eat the fish and all the freaking bones are just floating around in his and I'm like dude you're getting that ████ stuck in your gums. >> Is that too much man? >> No. >> But he he won't say nothing. He just like suffers. >> I don't know why that's like a thing. Yeah. >> He's too tired, man. He's >> She told me that um >> it was hard to kind of date because, you know, she was working in theater and in like entertainment and she just thought
5:54 all the dudes were just too gay. There's just so many >> Is it cuz they're literally gay? >> Is it gay for a guy to get braces? >> Braces? >> No, I think Well, >> you get the >> to be honest with you, a little bit. I think anything where you're taking too much care of your appearance. >> It's a bit of an ick. I I can't watch a guy get ready. >> Really like or like if he's like even I'm like >> what do you guys have to do to get ready? How much is it? >> Some guys take a long time. >> Guys take a long time. >> Blow dry my beard. >> Blow dry your beard. >> Actually, we used you did used to take a long time to get ready. >> Well, yeah, dude. When I freaking looked like an anime. Yeah, that took forever. >> You probably used the whole tub of LA look. I was gay. >> Crazy. >> You know what a new one is? >> Is it gay to use an inhaler if you have
6:45 asthma? >> No, but I would think that's survival. >> Imagine that. >> Survival is okay. Dude, did you know you know what a newick though is? Like a guy getting like a little snack. >> Well, like a small bag of chips or what? Like a grown man opening like a little bag of like the little chips aoy. >> The little chipsoy. >> Like the 100 calorie one where it's super small. >> Is it gay? Like when you when you go to like like a guy's going to dinner and he puts the napkin on his lap. Just get food on your pants like a real ████ sake. We're not tall. >> It's a bit subtle. Like if you can do like a little That's fine. >> Is it Is it gay for a guy to have chapstick?
7:35 >> Do you know what's funny to me? Men carrying tote bags. >> Who carries a tote bag though? Like >> Yeah, that's a new Gen Z. >> Ryan who? >> I think there's people Yeah, we know people >> like straight dudes. >> Yeah. that car tote bags. >> I feel like I locked out because I I didn't have to like you know how usually when you get into a relationship they're like no you got to start cleaning up like a ████ now because she's not going to deal with your ████ disgusting caveman ass. Right. >> And I only had to do that a little bit. >> Yeah, cuz that's what she Okay. >> Because then everything else she goes, "Nah, that's too gay if you do it too much." >> Is it gay to have have like a signature on your cast? like have someone >> if you're like 16 that's fine. >> It's good to have memories. >> It's good to have a yearbook
8:27 >> to be honest. A man reminiscing about like high school. >> Oh, >> that's a bit of an >> gay. >> No, reminiscing high school like like that was good old days. >> Yeah. And like he's done nothing since. >> Oh my god. >> Is it gay when a a dude Okay, that's a couple questions. Is it gay if a guy wears cologne? No. >> Is it gay if he does this kind of stuff like like I picture Anthony doing like or you walk through? Yeah. You walk through it. >> Yeah. >> It needs to be like >> straightways. You you damn and you go like that. >> Yeah. You put like on your neck and you've got to kind of slap it in there a little bit aggressive. >> You got to be rough with yourself. >> Like after shave like Home Alone style. >> Yeah. >> Is it gay to use Neosporin on a cut? >> Yeah. >> Is it gay to use a band-aid? Like >> if they didn't do it in World War II,
9:18 Oh, okay. >> So, the man would just super glue that ████ if you cut super glue. >> That's cool. I did super glue. >> But I think if you if if guys doing it ironically, it's not gay. Like the girls have at the shop princess band-aids, right? And I think it's ████ hilarious. So, when I Yeah. When I get a cut, I put a princess band-aid on. But it's like doing it. >> Yeah. >> So, if it's princess, it's fine. If it's regular, not fun. You know what I actually find kind of attractive in a guy in a weird way is when you see a guy with like a water bottle covered in like girly stickers. That's manly to me. >> Oh, that's Nick. >> Cuz he doesn't care. >> Yeah, that's Oh, that's Nick. >> He's just grabbed >> Jibbits on his Crocs. >> Well, it's when it's not theirs. Cuz in my mind, >> he took his wives or whatever. His daughter put all kinds of stuff on. >> Yeah. And he's like he doesn't give a ████ He's just grabbing it and going. >> Is it Is it gay when when you walk away
10:08 from your car and you click it one more time to make sure it's real? >> No. Cuz that that's being the the protector. >> Okay. >> I have OCD with that. You know that I press things ████ eight times. >> It's good. It's good. >> Gay when a guy goes to a house and he rings a doorbell instead of knocks. >> Yeah. >> Cuz this motion >> other people have these. >> Is it gay when a guy goes on his tippy toes to look over something? >> Anytime. You know the one I saw that cracked me up? Do you know um is it Matteo Lane? >> What's that? >> He's a comedian. But he had one where it was like if you use a clicky pen gay. >> Oh. >> So just use a twister one then. >> Lid. >> Lid like a a real man. >> Yeah. Sum's taking notes over here.
10:58 >> I'm just like toxic masculinity. It's so >> in Warrington though. It's like a little old school there. >> There's a lot of stuff I didn't realize until I was like 25 and I was like in London looking at people like what are you doing? That's like for women. And I didn't even realize that was in my head. I didn't even realize that was wired. >> That's so funny. You know what I mean? You're the patriarchy. >> Yeah. And then you start bringing it up to people and people are looking at you like, "Hannah, that's really like toxic." >> But she was telling me that she would go on dates with all these guys in London. She goes, "Man, you guys are so gay." >> She goes, "I shouldn't feel like I'm tougher than you." >> Yeah, dude. I was on a date one time and this guy, we like just got coffee and it was like kind of cold or whatever. So, we're like holding the drink and he's like, "Uh, oh, like what do you want to do?" one. Don't ask me. We were saying this. What do you want to do? >> You ask me out. You tell me what we're doing. You But I was like, "Oh, let's just like There's a really beautiful like
11:48 cathedral with steps." So, I was like, "Oh, let's just sit on the steps and like people watch and drink." And he said, "Uh, oh, the steps are going to be cold, though." I was like, "Oh, [Music] >> steps. Get a grip." >> He was just being considerate. London got nothing going on though. >> So you'd rather like a guy just tell you what's going on and >> tell me what's going on thing to say though >> on the step like me sit on your coat and you get cold. >> But what if he's like we're going to go dogging today? >> What is that? >> It's when you ████ in a car outside. >> Oh my gosh. >> Yeah, we have a name for it. >> Dogging. >> It's common enough that we needed to name it. Are we talking like a fez? >> Like where are we at in the relationship
12:38 when he's asking? >> Is it Is it gay to have um an Instagram? >> No, but it depends what you host. >> Okay. >> Selfie gay to be honest. >> You said it before I did. We all know these things. Yeah. >> So there is a women like understanding of like, yo, that's kind of gay, bro. Like that's a ick. >> I think the icks that I'm seeing every other woman would see. Is it gay to have the bracelet that shows what you're allergic to in case like someone needs to give you guys? >> You know what I you know what I think? >> I think all chicks probably have the same gayar you do. >> Um but I think >> we got really soft. So chicks are more tolerant >> and more accepting. And I also think guys have the same one cuz I have my own standard I try to meet but I'm so ████ gay now cuz what you have is so
13:29 good. Yeah. >> What's one you have to fight on a regular basis? >> I ████ love AC, but that's gay as ████ Like, oh, >> it's hot. >> I love AC though. >> I'm too cold. >> Well, if you like saying that >> it's so hot. I got to turn off the AC. >> The AC is there for me. >> Where the AC goes and he deals with whatever I want. >> I'm okay with a guy wanting AC >> and I'm always hot. I'm not okay with him being like, "Oh my gosh, I wish Lacy was on." Like, that's different. >> Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's different. >> Yeah. >> Is it gay if I cried at the ending of a video game cuz it was so good? >> No. I just feel >> Yeah. >> video game. >> Do you think it's gay when people cry in movies? >> No. >> Dudes cry in movies. >> I think >> I don't like it. >> Anything that's uh men are allowed to
14:21 cry, but it has to be like some kind of camaraderie thing. No, >> you know what I mean? I don't want to like don't cry in >> Has to be like a emotional reason, not like a physical reason. >> Yeah, kind of. >> Yeah. >> Is it gay if like you went to an event uh and they gave you a wristband and you still have it on the next day? >> But men and women, >> so the world needs to know. >> Those are memories. She doesn't like memories. >> But men, women can have memories. Is it gay when you're like when you have to go like you have a lanyard to get in the backstage and you go like this when you >> I don't think you should wear it >> to be honest. He doesn't wear a >> security bro. >> Yeah. Keep that in your pocket to take Tums when you have like a heartburn. >> Deal with it. >> Sounds like you're old. Deal with it. On the flip side though, >> when there are those,
15:13 >> okay, like growing up, right? Like there's a lot of like teenage pop bands and things like that or like >> we would consider someone like >> Justin Bieber kind of gay growing up or like Backstreet Boys or whatever >> or like or like the guys that are like doing K-pop, they're more feminine, but then women don't find that gay at all. >> But they're not feminine. See, that's that's for we for us, we're confused because it's feminine presenting. Like, they're very pretty guys. Like, they're very proper in the way that they like do their face and all that. >> Yeah. But they're like called well-kept. Yeah. >> Like, so they're not rugged men, right? So then in my And I think what guys think is if you're metro, you're gay. If you're rugged and dirty, you're straight, right? But then I think women have a different like >> I guess like definition of that. So what is it about those guys that make them
16:03 masculine? It's attitude. So like some of those guys, they're like walking out confident. They're like dominating the stage. If you watch a lot of Korean dramas, the guy's always taking his jacket for the girl. >> So he could be in a dress, but his actions make him a man. >> Yeah. >> Dress. That's different. >> That's just Harry Styles kind of pulled it off. >> No, but cuz he's gay though. >> Yeah. >> Is he? I'm just kidding. >> Oh, I don't know. >> Is he gay? Is he gay if I back up like this? >> No, that's a man. That's That's what girls like. >> To use the the backup camera, huh? >> Oh, yeah. Girls like one hand on the leg, one hand on the steering wheel. That's what girls like. >> Sleeve rolled up, whole forearm out. They'll all know what I'm talking about. >> Cigarettes in the sleeve. >> The book top girls are going to be in the comments. One, one hand on the steering wheel, one hand on the leg. That's what we like. >> My thing is at this age, we shouldn't be
16:53 No one should be taking turns with two hands. >> Age? What are you talking about? >> Like like you got new cars with nice ████ you know, >> power steering. >> Power steerings. Electric power. Why you Why are you turning with two head like I hate that. >> What should a guy do? How should a guy sneeze so he doesn't look gay? >> Over the shoulder and then back. >> Really? >> Dance move. >> Don't Don't do one of these. >> Oh >> yeah. Just a quick >> Don't cover your mouth. >> Over the shoulder. >> Okay. like a sneeze into the grandma. >> My man, >> his little old lady's like, "Oh my god." >> She's like, "Isn't she >> what's what's the best laugh for a guy
17:43 to have so he doesn't sound gay?" >> Barely won. >> So, >> no. No laughing. Like hardcore laughing. Is it gay to take a bath? No. >> Oh, no. He loves bath. >> I love bath. >> She's gay, bro. >> She makes the bath for me. >> That's gay. >> You know, you know what's the way to do it? >> You have candles. >> I think if it's a coincidental bath, like it's already there. >> Yeah. >> So, you just slide in. But if you're if you're like there like it's already there, it's like >> coincidental bath. >> All right. Cool. It's already >> coincidental. If I make the bath for him. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> She makes straight for you. >> Hey, look. When you have a kid, you got to you got to adjust. But
18:34 >> you got to adjust. Put the bumble bath. >> Put the mask down. All the toys. You just >> Does he ask you to make him a bath or do you just surprise him? >> I normally just say, "Maybe, do you want a little bath?" >> Yeah. >> And then Yeah. He literally does that. Yeah. Yeah. >> Is it gay to use PayPal?
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