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Off The Record: Careful Boyz Top Moments of 2023!

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0:00 [Music] and welcome back everybody to a special holiday edition of the careful boys where today we are taking a look back on 2023 a glorious and memorable year for JK news and we're going to talk about what our favorite and most memorable moments top moments of JK 2023 are HP moments ████ I think recently I had a lot I had a lot of fun at the uh pot I think that was really cool I think we should do that more that was pretty sweet yeah no that's one of them that's one I'm just getting the ball3 was was what the potluck we had thursdayt 36 hours ago recy bias is is very real you know I kind of agree with the like I think when lockdown happened

0:51 it was this weird feeling of like we're going to come in we got to do our shoot but we're going right back to our quarantine lives but it wasn't really quarantine either cuz there everyone was like kind of doing their own thing and then like road tripping or whatever but it was this weird like people got used to not hanging out regularly yes the whole world I think was like that yeah and then I think um most of the world got back to normal C in 2022 but for me I was like just opening the shop running the shop and if I wasn't in Hawaii I'm just coming here and then like it was this I feel like I was a little delayed so then when we started doing social izing things I was like oh this is sick and it started with like Halloween when he had the um the the K I was like this is my first party since lockdown dude I

1:41 haven't been and then like what the ████ yeah yeah it was crazy it was cool seeing you at the K's Halloween party yeah ████ K's Halloween party yeah so for 2023 that's a great memory the best JK memory is the just Halloween party why why was it why was it the potluck for you it it's not it's not the main one right but it's like to get the ball rolling I think because the fact that I wasn't there no I just felt like it was cool everything where Anthony's not around it was just cool to see all these like like you said earlier all these random guests all in one spot and you're like and then it makes you think back on the year like man we did have this guest we had this guest we had ████ Johnny Chang we had Jared we had all these cash flow doctor you're seeing all these people on one spot and you're like that's pretty crazy that we did

2:32 shows we spent time with these people that we probably would have never hung out with and now they're chill we do forget how many guests we have yeah cuz we just see them one at a time and then it shoots every like two weeks and then seeing them all there you're like oh damn we got a ████ ton of guest yeah and that's not even including like Chappelle and like Jesus and all these other guys all the people that are missing today yeah no for sure and like that was really cool because you get to see them all in one spot and you're like hey that's pretty tight that we got to interview all these people you know Navy Seals like ████ Mike and you know do meet a lot of these guys oh dude that was a really cool highlight yeah that was ████ tight yeah hearing her stories one of my favorite moments was the ████ um making uh Jason chedy pick which one of us he would date that was such a good video dude sometimes I feel like we pump out so much content that some of that ████ gets buried and

3:23 I'm like ████ I wish more people actually knew like some of the you that's why I just got watch all of them cuz you never know when it's like we're going to come out with weird ████ but Jason cheny dating show was probably one of the funniest videos for sure for sure that was really funny just the and the whole like how he decided randomly to reveal the Anthony 911 shirt and it was like we didn't know when that was going to happen yeah there's there's a couple there's very few moments where like my jaws absolutely was going to be there that day that's the best part so organized around here oh man um I I especially just building off that especially love even like Jason Chen's first times coming on

4:14 here and then like him and Bart realizing that they went to the same Military Academy crazy like that that at the potluck cuz I was asking his wife I was like this is such a unique experience for me have you met anybody or through Jas that also went to that school she goes he had no one it's such a weird like like Niche like part of people's lives like of them going would be able to go to that school you know it's the school for weird Taiwanese people it's weird yeah yeah is he Taiwanese yeah those odds are really really crazy and it's crazy because it's actually mainly white people so it's crazy that there's two Taiwanese kids that went there how do they even know about it that's the weird it's like how did your mom find it there's no internet there's nothing for my mom it's easy because it's like you go there's like a

5:04 list of schools that you send delinquent kids to oh so most kids that ████ up like crazy you just send them to some boarding military school and just that's that's where you send them to that was easy so it was weird that Jason chenny went straight from Taiwan to there that's interesting that means he was a real bad kid huh I don't know it's weird probably ████ dude well we can't not talk about this moment that's what I'm saying be this for me to be this for me this is the ████ crazy this is the low crazy I forget about it all the time man I can't believe we all that sh all the fans that get it now that's insane Dude that ████ blows my mind dude why would people get it get 2 million this year yeah oh we did that's why we got this the best thing is before we got it too Joe's like we already hit 2 million man and we're like no we didn't go like

5:55 what wait we hit 2 million that still blow up that's so good that's the best kind of match now like cuz of fading faded yeah dude 2 million wow you know we've been like 1.7 1.9 1.8 1.7 1.5 and it just up and down and up and down and then finally it's like 2 million and it stays there but you thought it's 2.04 yeah but you thought we already hit it like 6 months ago I know this is probably the Highlight for me yeah me too cuz it's it's so so like I think we all in here we all like to laugh and we love bits and stuff M and this is like how far you going to go yeah how far you down to go and then now it's a lifelong

6:45 commitment to the bit yep and then it's also a thing where like I didn't know like we all said we're going to do it but the day of it's like who's really going to do it so the Nick hiding in the Box ████ really got me I'm like it's going to be ████ five of us getting and Nick not getting it I be like huh you guys so me me knowing that Nick has it makes me happy yeah that's pretty good even if the rest of us don't have real ones if is real dude still walking around like when people randomly see it and uh or like friends or whatever that see it don't know the story and they're like yo that looks so cool yeah I know somebody said that to me they're like yo your tattoo looks hard and I'm like shut the ████ up you don't know ████ about t it's tough to just be like yeah you know like playing all you also want to share the most ridiculous and meaningful part

7:36 about it well because it's a 5- minute story you got to do a five- minute story every time you talk about at least 5 minutes just lie and say your grandpa's half Chinese or whatever I started doing that I say half Japanese and I'm like that's it my grandpa's half Japanese oh so you're Japanese I'm like yes sir yes sir in and out that's how you get in and out of the argument have you guys had some favorite guests this year what were some of your favorite guests I love Colleen yeah she's the best I don't even see her as a guest anymore yeah she she not team Beau boy for probably my least favorite regular who else what else you guys got dude the first time Jesus came here yeah that sh was crazy I remember ████ laughing till I was tearing up Jesus is one of my favorites for sure I didn't get to meet him yet really no dude you would hate him he would steal your thunder dude he's way funnier than

8:26 you it's cuz on Steve days like he doesn't want anyone be funny take a load out when Steve's here we don't usually get guests anymore oh that's true cuz when Steve's here it's like this guest look he Santa he's got so many different hats on Jason chenny he's kind of fam now too dude the yeah the feeling of when uh Bart's realtor was here that was that was that was kind of funny oh and I wasn't here right we all we all set up bro we were all so suspicious that this was a prank yeah we thought we were we were getting that would have been a really good prank and then Joe wasn't here either right for some reason yeah he wasn't here yeah so how is that when we're gone like it's fine does it work yeah it works but barely it depends on the guest that particular time we were like are they going to pop out remember that time Anthony was sick Bart and Joe were gone

9:16 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then we had to do that little five table set up CU we only had five people cuz last minute he was sick yeah we didn't have no we were like short one those videos were awkward as ████ yeah it was it was hard it was Walter it was Walter me him Ken and and can and the angle made it so weird like I was like we might as well try something different so there's some significance yeah or else just be like a one guy over here yeah I know yeah yeah that was a crazy one I liked uh I remember some of the more captivating stories was um remember when Jeremy was on here oh yeah cuz he works so closely with Keanu and just he great so usually we try to like you know we have like all kinds of like funny talks and stuff but like just hearing him share his stories of of like working with 8711 like w That's crazy dude Dr Mike and Jared was ████ awesome they're funny cuz Dr Mike is ████ a

10:07 genius dude he's so funny dude he's like the he's like Jewish guy with so many Jewish jokes yeah I was going to say I can't believe how sharp his mind is he's Jewish he's so fast like even Jewish say it again we time Jewish spell it is he a gentile yeah he's like that guy's so funny he's not he's not even comedian by like any could be he could be a stand up yeah great dude was it this year that we saw Ryan eat stinky tofu mhm at the beginning of the year Adventures was it yeah was that this year was that this year I felt like that was last year what about Airsoft that was pretty crazy that was this year that was this year that was this year that was tons of that felt like last was like April right Dam that was last year it feels like it I don't knowof was this year for sure really I remember it being cold me too so it must have been like January February or

10:57 something I like all the the JK adventur that we've done so far have been fun we only been you want to host one what if Jiu-Jitsu yeah shark shark tank Nick we we film in Vegas and la and Hawaii yes please yeah but we can't afford it so then like you guys got to pay out of pocket we'll try to make it happen well me for you it would be easier so we don't have to go you just drive down the street money dude ah man why do it got to always be about money man that's why we came here dog yeah ████ why is it got to be my money imagine talking to like a new hire at Jun be like so how much you why is it got to be about why can't you just work 12 hour day yo do for the passion for Love For Love bro love of boba come on was it was it this year that uh we ████ had that one moment

11:49 we started getting mad and me and Joe started arguing with each other and we had to take like 5 minutes outside what were you guys arguing about yeah it was like oh that's when you thought he thought you were like I was you were sitting next to me and then I was trying to say something and then you you thought I was mocking you you tried to help out and I was trying to back you up and you I think you were buzzed that time too no but I was upset cuz y'all Wasing on me super hard you didn't let me finish speaking I was backing you up and you're like I'm trying to stop you from joking about me you keep ████ joking about me definitely looked like you about to junk on me extra hard it sound like I'm trying to be on your side and protect you I forgot what you were saying but yeah you're ████ being mean to me it's sound like you were you were saying up for the greatest punchline ever heard to man everybody was giving me the look like like oh ████ Joe's about to dunk H say something nice because each of us dunked on Anthony and

12:39 then you were up so we're like oh here it comes get the freaking Grand Slam and then he started going and then Anthony's like to ruin the whole thing one of the greatest meltdowns I've ever seen and you were like what the ████ why you got to do that he's doing right here I don't think think it sounds like we said that by the way so far I'm just going to not it have to do it but it sounded so funny because it's like what you're yelling about is so silly that it like makes it way funnier but then we all took like 5 minutes outside we all like walked outside just to be like all right well I was like yo we need a reset dude let's go outside and just ████ get some air well cuz also I think everyone was caught off guard like why is Anthony mad and then I'm mad at Anthony for being mad and I was like why is he mad

13:30 at me for being mad I'm the one who's mad because the one time that you were like actually going to help him out really sounded like it was going to be awesome joke I didn't see it from that point of view I was disappointed that the punchline never came so Steve had to say at the end I was like sincerely trying to back up his point or I forgot what it was but I was trying to prove his point and then it got interrupted and I got in trouble and I started fighting him you ████ well ████ you then I just I'm just glad that's all all it takes like we're just dudes we go outside talk it out done we don't have to like quit the podcast and ████ that's dope we put hands in the middle said yeah and then I deleted my YF JK video right after sched uploaded scheduled upload I think that's the really cool part is behind the scenes I wish people can see I mean we already talk about things like

14:20 the massive pay cuts and the multiple pay cuts I that we've done 40% slash and then for Black Friday I fly slashed it again I don't know how many more times I can slash but you guys are still here and then um pass to us we PID it come it's not all about money you know what we talk about $ 40% of $100 is not that bad well 40% of $4 an hour is still a pretty small slash but big for you guys but um I think you move the show to Bangladesh we'll have more purchasing power we'll just have more purchasing power I was already thinking about doing uh standings for you guys from a third old country like a Filipino call center I I don't really mean it Indians are funny too I either country you'll still get a guy just like me yeah that's true no matter what country you look like young Santa right now hey tight I wish yeah but I wish they can kind of see the the actual like behind the scenes

15:12 sometimes it's boring but the moment is actually is cool and how well we get along and yeah it's pretty nice and we I I wish we could figure out a way to transfer that here so they can kind of we're pretty ████ transparent I think we I think once the camera's cut we pretty much stay the same the same roast continue it's not like back when I was here in 2015 and they would cut cameras and none of you guys would speak to each other that's funny really 2015 I wasn't hearing well no not was it 2015 I remember there was a time when we were filming like okay now we do about 20ish articles mhm we used to do about 40 mhm it was much quicker though the Articles were less than 10 minutes and then not only that we would probably film during lunch we would film Vlogs and then we would film yeah you guys were filmed out

16:02 for we would film something else at the end of the day on the couch over there and then at night we would go eat dinner and talk for another two hours yeah you guys when I came in we it was 2016 and we would do 36 videos and then we would do no OTR didn't exist yet and then it was just like yeah like you said 10-minute articles every the whole day but it was such a blast like it was easy when I came in we were doing films and sketches and news wasn't here yet so I must have been here before you yeah was a long time ago but I seen you for I was here every time hey was split the room this year too yes yes it split the room was good fans love to split the room stuff yeah split the room when you don't agree you were here no but that's when he was like not eating and getting buffed oh that's true

16:53 brain fog was he his ████ he was over there we like ran on different side of the table like split the room you guys think we should do for 20 what do you guys think we should do for like 20204 to like like he said earlier guys trip is sounds okay okay should we bring them along yeah or just be like n no no no we should bring them okay oh oh I think we should film and document moments cuz then it's a tax R yeah oh yeah it's a production expense not not entertainment thank you totally different tax bracket by the way that be cool like a Blair Witch documentary that'll be nice more Adventures I would love to ghost hunt are we serious all the things that I would love to do that's probably number one Ghost Hunt JK stays at like a haunted place that' be so oh that'd be pretty cool it just happened so I don't think said I'm down

17:43 n he says he's down but then he's going to leave at the Crystal party like he's going to leave at 7:30 I got to go like I said it just happened so it's not like we've we've all like ████ come from this and and can totally wrap our minds around the glory of it but the ████ redo that Ryan is Big insane that's the cherry on top dude so we haven't all officially done a meet and greet together as the careful boys that's what we got to do you guys want to do that all right we'll do that they've been asking for that this is something that I've been wanting to do in JK history but for some reason we have never been able to do well we did the college tour which was cool I want to do a tour yeah we should do it I want to do like a j like a careful boy whether it's a live show a live like meet and greet or whatever it is I want to figure out a way to do that let's do it another one that I want to do is

18:33 create a show where all of our fans dress up in business suits right and we take over like a Convention Center in Vegas and we all dress up like ████ gurus Financial gurus with ████ head we'll all have a different character we do panels we'll do panels and we'll just all have a convention and we're the only ones in the not so it's almost like the renaissance fair but we're like it's a business Fair it's it how to sell your C now people are going to laugh okay go ahead and laugh I'll wait this is a real business thing right it's like ████ like that you got that little wire here this just sounds like it's going to cost a lot and not really reap too much reward like our earlier Vegas trip at the Trump Tower that was just more for the boys you know I think no the best business idea here is we're going to get the convention hall for

19:23 like $10,000 we're going to charge the fans like $5 entry fee and then we're going to be very under by the end of the show and then we're going to have to beg our patreons to donate more money so we can cover our debts but we'll sell JK coloring books to cover the we'll launch the throwback towels will do pretty well though throwback towels recovery backpacks I'll do that I like that we'll call it the Recovery Fund backpacks I like that you have so much you probably have so much more detail about the convention center thing than just the meet and greet which is probably way easier to plan and the fans actually want that what if we s wall vinyls of pictures of the background so then the pants could make their their background look as like this oh that'll be cool so they can pretend that they're in the chat with us he's going to do it stop suggesting it do anything do anything forer she'll do anything how do

20:13 I I'm just trying to keep the ████ walls here standing up man you guys got to help me help me sell some ████ how can we buil our audience F them for aprs and apy

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