0:00 so like if my leg got blown off I look at my leg with your mind's eye five five one five six it's not working it's five five one five five five one five five five five five five five accidents the dollar dude it's the wrong number [Music] everybody take this with a grain of salt I I don't know if I fully believe it at all but um it is fun and interesting on Tick Tock apparently it's been going around and a couple people I've been pulling some ciad classified information oh yeah yeah yo they Declassified a ton of stuff like some JFK ████ no this has nothing to do with anything you guys probably think it has to do with Epstein but uh it's a piece of paper
0:53 that shows a particular type of information called daily tools it's a Declassified CIA document that talks about daily tools for example to go into normal natural restful sleep there's like instructions uh to remember there's instructions to reduce pain signals there's instructions that's time one of the more viral ones I went on Tick Tock recently and again this sounds crazy all right to reduce pain signals okay look with your closed eyes at that part of your body which is the source of pain signals as you look repeat in your mind the number 55515 when you do these two things the pain signals will slowly reduce until they are no longer important so like if if blown off with your mind's eye five five one five
1:46 six it's not working it's five five one five five five one five five five five five five it's the wrong number you know like it says to look at it what if the Pain's in your butthole and you can't look it's with your mind's eye your eyes so it says close your eyes and look with your mind's eye basically and then you imagine and basically see that spot and then you say these numbers and chant them until you no longer feel pain does it say this is a CIA that's a CIA document does it say the significance of the 55515 no you're probably calling your cell Department to go and ████ work on the customer service part of your body kind of I bet you because we have we all have Nanobots inside of us that we've been eating for decades that's probably what it does five five
2:37 five one five five goes it's like oh pain and it just goes to the pain area I like the nonchalant yeah we've been eating Nanobots for decades it was like some Matrix stuff you guys didn't know that yeah dude that's that is kind of tight though like right you didn't have that so I wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised eyes though because like most military and paramilitary Protocols are broken down by the numbers like that so like for anything like whether to sharpen the knife there's a whole manual how to do it specifically so everyone does it the same how to clean a rifle and even like how to shoot it's the exact same way and they call this like the warrior stance so even um like the warrior stance is the fundamental from a basic Soldier all the way to an AV seal where like this is fighting stance and then also the way you present the a weapon is the same way as you would protect the face so that
3:27 way they can almost program like every single scenario so it's easy to teach and expand upon so this could be a way to really like okay if you're not under hostage this is the situation that you do this and then if this happens the 555 goes to whatever and it goes to and it keeps scaling that's ████ those like so you're using an identifier code it could be it could be yeah because that's how the that's how they write manuals in the military like everything is to the T because it has to work on everything in every situation basically you're saying it won't work for us but it'll work for you no it worked for everybody yeah or if you weren't in the military yeah because we're not in the military no no I work for everybody but we don't know what the 555-155 is not that many fives but yeah I don't know either so like for example to go to go into normal natural restful sleep right uh lie down in a comfortable position breathe deeply five times and count from one to twenty before you reach the count of 20 you will go into a
4:18 normal wrestle counting sheep dude yeah I've not got before 20. that's to remember that's a ████ remember any part of your life experience I kind of tried to do this yesterday it didn't work to remember any part of your life experience close your eyes and touch softly the fingers of your right hand to the center of your forehead when you do this you recall and remember immediately that which you consciously desire dude her name wasn't Eunice it was Janice what did you guys see I saw a shrimp tempura that's on brand for Joe is that that's what he wants that's what he wants right now that what she desires shrimp tempura
5:11 dude is that you're supposed to pronounce it tempura like that you gotta make it longer you guys ever listen to Andrew huberman's podcast yeah I've been listening to him I like them he's really good because he he actually he's like a neuroscientist or whatever the ████ man biologists he's a PhD just never but he's really really found these Protocols of like manuals of how to get restful sleep or how to maybe remember something but he's able to explain the mechanisms through a science lens that's easy for dummies like me to understand but not really but he has like he could explain all that stuff and it's kind of like adjacent to the stuff that he talks about it's pretty cool like for something like that where you like you breathe or whatever and breathe deeply count to five like he'll explain how the like increased
6:01 oxygen levels triggers some sort of like a transmitter in your body to decrease your sympathetic nervous system or bring your heart rate like ████ like that you don't know what the ████ he's talking about yeah but after you you listen you're like oh I think I know how it works now because you can explain the mechanism but you could tell he's a professor because of the way he talks it's like oh you know he teaches dumbasses all day yeah bro for sure he okay there's just one thing that he does it's called nsdr I don't it's like non-deep restful sleep or some ████ I don't know it doesn't even add up to that yeah dude whatever hey whatever dude but anyways you could look it up and like sometimes what he'll like recommend is if you are like really tired of the middle of the day you put this uh you just close your eyes and kind of rest and you put headphones on you listen to the him like repeating these like yoga cues or whatever he has
6:52 a good voice too it's great voice dude and then he'll he'll kind of guide you through just the mindfulness of like deep rest for like 10 minutes and you wake up and you're like holy ████ yeah I actually feel rested I did it like I've done it like four or five times throughout the day oh yeah I've done similar stuff like that there's this company uh called brain tap that puts this giant ████ it's like a VR system ad dude no I swear to God what was that we're in an ad now and don't get free probable hey no free promo dude take that back bleep that can but same thing it's like uh it it like you put it over your eyes and then it just and there's an audio thing that kind of talks yeah it talks it doesn't like Chan anything it like literally talks it just guides you through yeah it's great it's kind of like meditation but it's like you he'll say things like you know think about your hands and then your arms and like it's just weird is that like lightweight Placebo is that
7:42 like you're like putting yourself in that like intentional space anyway therefore you like I think everything comes from breathing and deep breathing yeah at the end of the day like for you to relax yourself for you to recover for you to feel better it all comes from like nasal breasts and just really focusing on your breath and just getting more oxygen into your the rest of your body so I think that's probably most of it but then just the mindfulness of taking 10 minutes out of your day to recover is actually pretty tight what was that guy's name Andrew huberman I see I think Andrew huberman has the original manual for the the Nanobots in our bodies that's what it is it's a nanobot triggers all that he knows he knows he put it in our bodies yeah that's why the government's always known where we are like the 40s and 50s oh how are they getting the Nanobots in our body food like McDonald's so like oh ████ yeah I
8:35 got too many animals because you know Monsanto they genetically modify the food yeah yeah what that means is they just put Nanobots in the food ████ Monsanto dude there's an ad for what about that diarrhea it doesn't come out uh some do some do but this a lot of them stay too but you gotta eat again though you know what I mean you're replenished but you're constantly getting the salsa Roja or you're constantly ████ in your brain look at the diarrhea is on this guy's mouth yeah the batteries don't last longer than the nettlebots so that you we flush them out we get new ones in oh and then that's why we can trigger the five five one one but do the Nanobots fight if they're from different governments because like if I go to 99 Ranch I'm pretty sure I'm getting Chinese Nanobots and if I go to H Mart I got Korean national box and if I go to Nigeria market like dude it's world war three up
9:25 in here dude 99 Ranch government is crazy that's what food poisoning is that's what food oh it's a conflict of natural yeah yeah you get diarrhea yeah yeah are you currently experiencing food conflict not at all at all left oh good it's peace it's a piece zone now what that's why you get back to Switzerland that's why they don't like it when you combine Whole Foods and um the supermarket the the Mexican supermarket they get like no we don't like that two different governments two different governments yeah what other protocols do they have in their ████ thing in the ████ thing to reduce emotional charge close your eyes inhale deeply hold breath for a moment then think of the calming cleansing color green when you do this exhale slowly and the green energy will push all excess and harmful emotional charge this is all Placebo ████ it's
10:16 like if green I ████ it emotional trauma gone well I have a question though so emotional charge I'm assuming includes like you're upset at someone so let's say like you're in a fight with someone he's ready to pounce do you have to close your eyes because I feel like right when you close your eyes you get ████ up no he's doing it too so you'll oh that's right that's right neglected that I will say on that one this probably is not correlated but I remember when uh anytime we'd be like super drunk or super high or something like that and in a car and getting like car sick right um one of my homies one time was like roll down the window and look at just the trees look at just green right and then all right cool and I look at green and that'll literally make me feel better that's just yeah yeah yeah is that the mushrooms talking or or like right they always try to look at something further away that's not like
11:06 the ground that's not moving as far yeah yeah and then you kind of like oh I gotta feel a little bit better I think that's true though I think that works that's good I do that too because sometimes I'm at Walmart and there's too many ugly people and I go oh ████ and I have to look at it I gotta look at Instagram and then there's a there's someone beautiful on Instagram and I'm like that's what you gotta do it's a palette cleanser is what they call it [Music] foreign [Music]
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