0:00 I blame the Drone flyer because what they had to do is as an expert drone flyer they had to put it low to the ground right yeah you put it low to the ground they can't they can't go that low exactly and then do you think the CIA guy who's on his like he's got like an antenna from his iPhone he's just like he's one of these guys oh [Music] so do you guys see this drone that got shot down not exactly it got brought down by a Russian um uh fighter plane but it was an American drone right and the Russian plane kind of does a sick move where it fuel dumps on top of the Drone so it like
0:50 wigs out the Drone sensors or some ████ and then the Drone gets brought down whoa so they still have all the information they have all the ████ exactly they didn't destroy the Drone they brought it down aren't they saying that they were harassing the Drone so yeah exactly I mean they're the they're harassing the Drone the U.S state Department released the defense department released the video showing the harassment which is just the Russians like they fart they pissed on it it was like a bird that went back yeah like they did two passes at it the first time they missed it with the fuel dump and the second time dead on them and he was running out of fuel on the way back huh probably probably got ████ himself on the way back I blame the Drone flyer because what they had to do is as an expert drone flyer they had to put it low to the ground right yeah you put it low to the ground they can't they can't go that low and
1:42 then do you think the CIA guy who's on his like he's got like a Nintendo from his iPhone he's just like uh so so the Russians just threw the guy like an awards ceremony oh ████ wow they needed this win two pilots yeah yeah for the su-27 fighter plane um they're basically just yeah dude this guy's killing it yeah he's gonna be very swag well it humiliated the United States because like you know we're the big bad superpower and then we got our drone taken down yeah I don't want Russia to win but I do like Underdog moves whoa right yeah all right the statement yeah that's a
2:32 spicy tape so you're saying you're betting on Russia no I don't want Russia to win I don't want it but you always bet against us yeah yeah yeah Foundation a big sponsor happening ah I just like David and Goliath moments but I don't take a but my team's always USA bro USA what if it's Goliath versus Goliath oh who are you taking in the OG Goliath Russia's kind of Goliath huh yeah bro kills them but it would be China's military Yeah by far our military spending's like you nobody could touch it because ask me how much we spent on the homeless let's go that's the military yeah beat those guys
3:22 yeah you ████ with us so let me ask you guys this as a question to the room is was this an act of War according to them it wasn't us I mean because they were like oh with that drone was manned that's what they're saying right they're like you guys are lucky I feel like it's an active award like probably 30 years ago yeah now it's like whatever it's like Downing one of those food delivery robots the ones that fell on their own it's like if a Russian guy went up and kicked it active I think it would depend where the Drone was flying so if it's over Russian airspace that ████ is mine you know it was international waters right oh it's International it's over the Black Sea in international World well I thought they owned the Black Sea no oh
4:13 no internet is definitely International so them dumping on fuel on it like that doesn't it's not bad for the environment is that really an attack what about what about the poor ocean animals dude what's going on with those mug seals yeah yeah see that's why they're biting that's why they're biting yeah they're pissed no so it yeah that's that's the question right it's like okay well they didn't use arms on the on the that's a cool technology exactly I feel like that's that's the scene out of top gun Maverick dude a little bit Yeah migs can pull that off why do we gotta keep roaring man why do what we gotta keep warring it's like human nature it has to happen but I don't want to see it no more man warning no you just want to see it behind you in history so I've been what's your perfect vision all right you want to see endless evidence of it so the way that I think we're gonna achieve world peace is is
5:03 picture this okay one government okay one group okay Oneness everyone has to spend they spend the same money okay we get a chip on our hands do we all make the same one and then um yeah and we're just one so how can you fight how can you War if you're just one country so like World War One brain too you don't have your own thoughts because you have the chip yeah yes and then we can use AI to work together to work together I love it world peace I think you figured it out I think we're good to go imagine like think think about all the food that you don't like and then it's like oh everyone doesn't like it too and then now that if it doesn't exist anymore yep so sick easy yup that's it but I would obviously be
5:56 pretty high up there so I could make the decisions Now High key I'd want to be in the government right yeah yeah I don't know I'd have to be yep yeah yeah yeah because then you're the one everybody works in the government yeah well no just me and my friends though if we were like one world government why would you want to be a would it end up like Divergent I tell you one thing if we in government gonna have some guys Rebel and they're gonna start their own faction oh and then War's gonna happen again [Laughter] we'll never have peace I don't think we will man yeah Avatar 3 might might you guys think that Colleen knows that her car got stolen or should we do you think that like everybody's car should get stole
6:48 but what if we have one government One World Government and everyone has a car so you wouldn't need to steal a car because everyone just borrows each other's cars yeah but then somebody's gonna be like I don't just want one car right that's what I'm saying and I'm I'm more on that yeah and I like his car better than the car that I have exactly I ain't trying to fight it but what if we just have one like we wipe out all the one car we all shoot the whole world yes yeah just one they're like oh we can't use a car why it's in Alaska today they're like oh yeah when is la gonna get the cargo I'm late for work because when it's L.A so as a whole state you know what one car if we had the Canadian military set this up it's probably feasible because they're used to that yeah they're like we have like
7:38 maybe four tanks and we gotta cover a lot of Border they know how to share four things they know how to nurse they know how to move it around yeah corner and I just go clockwise yeah all right rotate that's where all the action is that the corners right and like hey there's a ████ moose over here we think it's maybe a national security threat yeah all right we'll be there in about 18 hours all right the Moose took out one of our tanks yeah it could be me so it's an attack it's a threat if it's mises yeah robotic animals in the woods would be mental yeah have you seen the dog ones the dog robot the ones that they kick over and they pester and they make bad memories about boss Dynamics I love it you think that it's like to the public America's like oh that's not an active War but then in the office
8:29 they're like exactly it's ████ odd bro yeah I feel like we look a little ████ made dude right I do think we'd be looking why would we release this video by the way we got dunked on kind of right our drones should not be getting jet fuel on them it's like it's March Madness and we just saw someone shoot his jump shot at the buzzer and then then our team releases maybe it's just misdirection we're like yeah focus on the fact that we let you do this and then we're doing something else U.S government I would be like they took the bait and that's that's right idiots that's a news if everything it works that way that'd be pretty funny like even when they're uh they found the weather balloon and they're like all right we're gonna act like we don't know how to shoot the ████ down for like six days so keep missing play along with me I don't know because I'm gonna tell you I don't know what it is I'm sure they got some back end ████ that they gotta figure out you know what
9:21 I mean they got some other stuff the scariest thing would be that if we have something like Mega weapon that we're acting like we don't have that's the scariest thing that'd be tough big boy yeah yeah fat man or whatever it's called what is it what is it Batman what's that what's Batman that's the Manhattan Project what's that oh that's what they called it and there's the the nuclear bomb they should have called a fat man from the top I thought we already have a lot of nuclear missiles it's a big secret the way that the nuke debuted to people then is what if there's a what if there's a thing now top secret oh ████ it can destroy a whole city I mean Ohio I mean there's some right I mean the train there's all kinds of weird stuff I heard there's weather there's weather attacks happening see that that's cool now we're talking because the Chinese are like haha I'm California never rains we're gonna give you all the rain and California is like we've been needing this ████ ████ and it's acidic you know
10:11 what I mean oh yeah that's true they're like you get all the rains your drought's gone but the water is ████ up bro it's carbonated it's like oh yeah is this sand sparkling yeah Asian inspired salsa foreign [Music]
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