0:00 I love what you're somewhere and they're like just so you know These Wings Are like 22 and I'm like yeah that's fine and then like oh yeah [Music] do you guys know about NASA's new Artemis space shuttle mission nope what'd you say like that thanks everybody for watching I thought NASA was like defunded or some ████ it has been but they actually had funding the past couple years like five years ago and they were able to scrap together enough to afford this new art Artemis Mission which is the the basically the first steps to get us back to the Moon [Music] um for whatever the ████ reason yeah why do we want to go back we want to go back to the moon so we can um build there so that when we launch missions to Mars we can Refuel on them oh so that's our
0:50 Chevron it's our Barstow yeah exactly that's our bar stuff Moon looks like Barstow we're gonna open up Peggy sues on ████ and put a Raising Cane's there man get some alien jerky up there I'm Donia and and there's enough they think there's there's enough oil on the Moon from dead dinosaurs that we could refill the rocket wait what what happened wait what mainly stegosauruses oh for some reason stegosauruses were on the mountains gasosaurus no we're going to use water we're gonna use water okay whatever and well a mixture of different things on the moon so water's on the moon water's on the moon why not when an electrical an electric shuttle I don't think it'll be I don't think you
1:40 can plug it in I mean here's my question for you I guess how long how how far can you take an electric vehicle on the planet Earth oh it depends which one I think the most is only like 300 miles 400 miles 300 yeah the ████ you're gonna go to Mars with this ████ I think you can ████ plug it in and you have an extension cord coming to Earth sounds stupid well hey if you could put a USB cable in someone's penis I really feel like you can put an electrical cord on them you can put it in someone's penis but then there's all kinds of problems they charge from your body though I I heard that it didn't it does not charge me oh it does unfortunately charges from a potato though you could do that from a potato but that's it and that has nothing to do with stegosauruses on the moon yeah but like if the rocket was electrical imagine like how dope it would be that there's not there's no sound on the rocket line that would be really nice for the people who live in Florida yeah or if the whole
2:30 ████ is covered in solar panels maybe yeah those little things just charging by itself and you get close to the Sun yeah it wouldn't be sound in space anyway though right well but so it's really expensive it takes like ████ forever Roi yeah you gotta clean them too someone paid attention in science class I heard that space it smells like burnt rubber it smells like burnt steak apparently that's bad according to Mark Kelly who was up there forever yeah he says it's supposed to be burnt steak what does Buzz Aldrin say about the smell of space Alden said space is fake yeah yeah he's like what ████ space he's like we didn't go smells like a studio so what is this Artemis uh so so the Artemis mission is about getting us back to the Moon um but unfortunately there has been a delay and really the guy who is in charge of moving this 130 foot long 114
3:22 foot wide many many many colossal tons space vehicle is pissed about it because every time they delay anything he has to move it all the way out to tarmac and he has to move it back he's like are you ████ kidding me but how many guys are they getting to move it back well he's in charge of it right so there's there's a whole operation to move it using a lot of different Vehicles like operation demo drop but over and over and there's one NASA driver that's trying to ████ get it going and they're like push it faster exactly and the Cadillac converter keeps getting stolen wait is it because like he's using day laborers and then the good ones always keep leaving that's what it is yeah they keep getting hired elsewhere yeah do you know if the uh the super Asian Johnny Kim is part of this whole mission it says he's not really where's he
4:17 is here I think yeah he started an Instagram so I followed him he's always doing like the craziest ████ what's the next thing he's gonna so recently he's uh been flying like ████ in the ozone or some ████ like where it's like so you have regular fighter jets but I guess like when you master that that's too ████ for you then you start flying where you're like like not in outer space but you're like still you're above I guess like Top Gun too they call it they call it so it's called not yet space okay so not yet space and this ████ is so hardcore he had this ████ mask on right he took it off no no then he's uh I guess like when you have this mask it's like a low oxygen environment he was like oh spaghetti through spaghetti meatballs throw a straw is not that bad because I guess like when you're up there he has like space MREs or some ████ because you're up there for so long so he has like in his mask there's a ████ tube that
5:07 comes out and there's a bag of ████ spaghetti and meatballs that he has to like how do you eat that through a pipe like a boba straw I don't know but I guess he has the meatball gets stuck dude yeah he stopped pee and ████ on himself or I don't know sometimes in a really badass it kind of sucks hey like he's too good nobody else you're just doing some the craziest ████ that no one else wants but I bet like till this day that's the reason why he's still accomplishing ████ is because he never got his full acceptance from his parents and his mom like every achievement that he has she's like well are you in space yet yeah and he's like I'll ████ I'll be in space he goes did you break a record in space though and he goes oh ████ it I'll break I'll break up did you argue a legal case in space though yeah and then so she keeps like pushing it and then he's gotta ████ meet that new bar dude ate spaghetti through a straw
5:57 before yeah cause did you ████ on yourself yeah I like the idea that he's actually up in space and she's like it doesn't matter because you didn't pass the bar you're not a lawyer yeah that's but that's how Koreans are brought up so like when people go like how you doing like I'm Korean it could always be better that's how we brought up it can always be better like my I got all A's well you need to get all eight pluses you know so what's above an eight plus though if I get all a pluses what's in that clearly because you're white you don't know you've never been there a plus plus but that's a real thing that's 110 not for you know not for not I have no hope for that I know that that's why I'm a ████ boy so I'm dressed like yeah but it's popular yeah but it's always like that uh you know what's funny is you guys know LegalZoom of course what are the part one of the partners is Founders is Korean so obviously they have he has parents and then so the the friends of his of his parents there's no bragging what can you possibly say their their
6:48 son is like I don't know probably like a billionaire or something close what can you say oh my son's a doctor and he just he made a million dollars this year okay cool I'm going to move a million dollars so like they said that Circle there's no Bragging because of that one so there's no Bragging Allowed no it's not that it's allowed it's like there's no point yeah yeah because you can't you can't do it you can't modify it even on the inside of these circles because all the parents had to live for is just to brag about their kids oh yeah yeah like especially if they're rich parents that's all they ████ happen because they have no accomplishments of their own well they're they're they did they did well but but everyone did well in their neighborhood so now it's like what are what are your kids doing did you do well at raising your kids yeah so now it's all about that and like they do like almost like little chess Wars with each other about well my kids doing this all my kids doing this oh yeah well my kids got this and my kid oh Checkmate that it's like ████ crazy you'd be like but did you see my ████ tree
7:38 it's the biggest one on the Block you son of a ████ yeah see that's what I would brag about I got the biggest goddamn mango tree on the whole street that to me is amazing like if you can if you can have a fruit tree that successfully grows fruit year in year out do you guys want to infiltrate these family groups so you can just sit there and fight with them sometimes no but I would love to be like the the parent group the friend group of Johnny's parents why okay because like you can hear with other parents like oh yeah my son just got his laundry oh the his parents just dunk on everybody yeah but then Johnny's like orbiting the Earth right now they're like you know Johnny's parents are like and I would just sit there and laugh like really you're such a space loser he failed the Navy Seals and he failed being a doctor yeah no space because of
8:29 that yeah there's no nobody around I bet the next thing is like but you're not a Supreme Court Judge though you're a lawyer but not a ████ Supreme yeah but is there a wife in space are you gonna get are you gonna have kids out there it's always something exactly if they'll find they'll find an Achilles heel they'll find something they're really good at that yeah because people are like watch it why do you like young girls except aside from the obvious reasons when you take a young girl out for steak and lobster she's like oh my god I've never had anything like this but you take a girl in her 40 steak and lobster like she's like okay I've been here before like you take her to a fancy restaurant they know her name because she's been there every week oh yeah I come here all the time it's like like what's next you have to take them to space like you know oh I've already been here too they're like the manager of that restaurant yeah it's like you know there's no impressing and you know for men as shallow and as like weak and uh weak-minded as we are like we wanna we wanna impress a girl yeah and if we
9:20 can't impress her because she's only been there like 20 times it's like yeah that's why I need them young enough or they they think Disneyland's amazing take him to DZ Discovery Zone like they're hype they're super hype yeah they get ████ hyped on it yeah right like you go like you know like if you take her to Applebee's and she's like oh my God like I've only had like you know tater tots at Applebee's but you're gonna get steak and lobster oh you must really like she's like we get to the two for 40 deal yeah you're like the first guy that didn't take me to wiener schnitzel and the waiter's like sir we're gonna need you to do a credit report because we're not sure that you'll be able to cover all this put his hands like this I'm so sorry you realize that this is um 82 right and you also got dessert too so I'm not even gonna I love it when you're I love
10:10 when you're somewhere and they're like just so you know These Wings Are like 22 and I'm like yeah that's fine and they're like oh yeah you wanted the extra Ranch so that's another dollar you know that right yeah you're not gonna kill me when you come might come back with it that's Chipotle dude you know before I add these avocados they're extra charged yeah that also means they've had some nightmare customer that they're so they got the PTSD and they want to like be preemptive about it and they're like wow that's a dollar fifty do you guys do you guys remember a guppy tea house yeah yeah yeah yeah so is it still a route no it's it's gone now there's a Riverside too right UCR oh they're all gone yeah yeah in one night they just like all disappeared yeah we don't want to be Guppies we're goldfish now they used to have these uh chicken wings that uh I
11:02 guess they would take a long time so people would always complain so to remedy that next to the price they would write 15 minutes so that way you knew that if your orders would take 15 minutes it's actually 45 minutes but 15 minutes it really took 15 minutes but what we would do is like because if you order the wings even if it says that you go oh can I just get the wings the waiter would always go oh you know that's going to take 15 minutes right and they you just go yeah I know that so after a while to save time we would just go uh I'll take the 15 minute wings and then there it would always catch them off guard they would go oh the 15 minute wigs will take 15 okay okay that's how I am with uh McDonald's because I know my order like crazy and I know what they're gonna ask yeah and then I can tell they're on autopilot because I'll go whatever whatever meal and I always go uh I'll take that large with Coke extra ice and then if they're
11:53 on autopilot okay I got it says so what did you want to drink okay okay I'm just sitting there like yes because I know all the questions catching someone's autopilot is pretty ████ funny man dude I just give up at this point with fast food and getting my drink because I go there just to get like a Diet Coke with no ice yeah I don't get food I'm getting I'm just like can I get a Diet Coke noise and then they always give me ice and I just I just don't care anymore I just need to drink I just need to drink diet coke with ice and that's what God is telling me that's what the raw the Sun God wants me to do that's what Zeus wants me to do that's what everyone wants me to do I broke it now I give up on it dude it's over ice it just watered it down and it ████ it gets not the deal
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