0:00 [Music] so i really like when florida man does ████ but this time it's an asian florida man which is true is that a new superhero don't look at what he did but just look at how he looks dude he looks like my friend nate foo [Laughter] that's him but nate has more cuter eyes i like putting the first and last name of somebody and then it's like hearing that they raped and killed some children i hope not because this guy looks like evil nate food yeah he looks like his eyes look weird oh it's safe because he has dead eyes good name fluid has cute little big old eyes yes this one has a mole that really looks like neat foo like if you squint you're if you squint your eyes yeah but his eyes his eyes
0:50 look like evil like he's done some ████ doesn't give a ████ he's pretty handsome dude if steve was here you could squint his eyes and think that look like all of us that's true he's really good-looking you want to ████ him or whatever he's kind of dude yeah 21 whoo and he's a really romantic guy let me tell you what he did he is romantic i pick him good he's gonna describe his final moments with his wife oh no this is gonna be bad when he was holding her hand as she was laying in the tub listening to her favorite song as she passed away oh why in the tub after dying of stab wounds he gave her for burning up his passport oh what oh cause he was gonna go cheat on her and then she was like yeah ain't leaving she burned her past did some unknown uh infidelity action
1:41 which led to her being angry and burning up his passport so he stabbed her to death put her in the tub played her favorite song and held her hand and she died she he felt bad at the last minute it's a bad day for the chinese i know i'm surprised that he got two girls s█████ ████ chinese articles why can't they be i don't know vietnamese just mix it up because you look like vietnamese yeah see we should just do a math korea day nobody's gonna complain about that here listen vietnam just got about that electricity still florida man though he's still florida man right but mathematically just probability wise there's a billion plus that's only counting the chinese
2:31 and china what about the chinese all over the world man god damn that is a huge probability oh my god chinese ████ you guys you guys want to hear it there's a really interesting quote from him and you'll go to town on this ████ he was asked why he didn't stop himself from doing it and uh yang said because that's not how i was raised i don't stop he said don't stop one stop asian work ethic is the best the follow through whether we're murderers serial killers it doesn't ████ he said he said he's the type of person who goes all the way committed i never stop i finish first nevertheless first place valedictorian burning a passport not that big of a deal dude not
3:21 that big of a deal not that big of a deal he has to wait two weeks every time that's like really great at company you know good work ethic it just went the other way too i never understood maybe it's from my perspective of this guy's to me i think he's a pretty attractive looking guy from his face it's like you got the you're drunk bro yeah why do this why do this you had your whole life ahead you get you get hired for jobs faster when you're better looking right you get ████ right yeah ████ yeah yeah he had two oh he had two ████ yeah so what's the problem here guy life's good yeah so she burned his passport that's not that big of a deal though i forgot the wife was vietnamese oh she probably went off on him she was ████ yelling at his ass there you go that's the ████ was like i've been waiting [Laughter]
4:13 there it is i got a trip to spain tomorrow on this big game doom may you have the ████ uh ████ trip man john i don't give a ████ beat that ████ boom done oh ████ your passport huh yeah and he's like i don't understand the one thing you say [Laughter] one thing but his english is bad why don't you try to speed up english we had the communication problem they're in therapy it sucks too because this is one of those cases where i mean i feel like all of them are like this but he was previously arrested for domestic violence already but they just ████ beat her up before or a different way
5:03 the other one i'm going to fall in the vietnamese lady yeah it's the same same wife we are what we call victim blamers in this room yeah you know what i mean what if she she could have asked oh ████ you gotta kill me if you want to go there and he's like oh fine i'll kill you oh what if huh i was like why don't you kill me i triple dog dates i want triple you know me i'm chinese i like to gamble fun but there's still no nothing at stake it's just a dare yeah it's just a dare he wins nothing there's nothing to win challenge me ████ dog you're telling me that i can't get away with this murder you'll see
5:53 never say she's dead in the bathtub where's my money hey hello i didn't think this one through dogs wait did they did they ask you about the bathtub and the music and the oh yeah what's the song yeah what's the song of it was it was it trans hot little john graduation vitamin c it's called too close by next oh next i'm just kidding i'm scared of the weirdest ████ song i'm like they're too young for that ████ no yeah they're too young for that ████ it doesn't say what the song ████ justin bieber baby dog oh my god that's a terrible it's usher confessions do you guys have a couple song why are you looking at me like you guys huh because you're the romantic one yeah yeah you're the sexy dude you're a ████
6:44 kite flyer what the ████ we got to talk about just right after a ████ murder like how am i gonna associate my couple's song with this ████ no i just wanna know something i feel like you would have a couple songs not everyone here you are the gayest i wasn't even thinking that i wasn't you're the most romantic what's your song we're not going there after a ████ murder ████ you guys honestly all the i know what it is you guys are all ████ ed sheeran's song i'm not really i'm not bringing in the truth of my romance into this ████ story we can do it on otr ████ you guys we don't have a song yeah we ████ the silence if she ever says anything about i get mad yeah it feels good [Laughter]
7:34 she's like oh ████ that's also how i come too that's all i got the freaking veins i'm kidding we don't have sex i'm a virgin but that's how you come though one by one seven years together no sex whatsoever after david is fully married then it's on and we're gonna hear those stories yeah we're gonna hear the song because it's very christian like after that you could be as horny as you want good for you i always wondered too like if muriel would treat me differently if i had a six-pack do you think why yeah well do you want to hear the answer let's find out the answer well you had a six-pack definitely i've literally heard my girl literally say if i had a six-time we'd have more sex the funniest and most terrible and depressing thing ever i ████ love it so when she said that
8:24 you were like i'm going to remember that it's that without the laugh in between so funny though girls will do that though they'll say like these random ████ up things yeah like it's nothing like you know what if you had a six-pack we probably have more sex what do you want to eat god forbid you say anything chicken breast ████ now what the ████ are you talking about i'm not yeah did she say that like as a joke or no she was serious no she has no sense of humor yeah in what context like what happened were you like let's focus on the artist how come i'm not getting ████ blow jobs like i used to did you prompt her with a question that's what i did how come i'm not getting ████ like i used to or was she like well maybe if you have some ████ ass yeah
9:15 not you're just somebody that i used to that's your song you ████ don't bring my history into this the first shot in that conversation then hey can we focus on that set yourself up how about this is so much more juice i love it i love it the truth is it is what it is you know like i i was a little bit like hey how come i don't get [Laughter] you asked the question and you didn't want the answer and you got the answer and it wrecked you a little bit and you know what i didn't want the answer yeah that's the point in the beginning why'd you give me the answer when i didn't want it exactly so what happened she ████ up yes she will give you the answer and after that you know what i said there i was like i need to go get a six-pack and then you gain weight
10:07 and then i gain weight in order to start to get lean packaged by barbell brigade you
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