0:00 Everyone thinks about it. Like, I COULD JUST YOU KNOW? AND YOU FALL OFF THIS balcony right now. Okay, so this lady says that her husband tried pushing her off of a cliff in Oahu, Hawaii when uh she refused to selfie with him. Mhm. What the I do not know of this. I feel like I should know this. A dude wants a selfie with her? So it's your husband. The dad, the husband's She's lying. Yeah. He says that she says that he tried to kill her after she refused to take a selfie near the edge of a cliff. Why would that be triggering to that level? Sounds like it'd be the other way around. >> People always do that. He grabbed me really hard and was moving
0:52 me. So we kind of wrestled a little bit and I threw myself on with the ground. Cuz there's a lot of trees and shrubs there so that I could hold on. He was first trying to pull me trying to get me closer to the cliff and again I could kind of hold on to the roots and stuff that were around us and then um he had a backpack that he was hiking with. Um and he I guess he was on top of me. He had a syringe in his hand. And he says hold still and I see the syringe and I just kind of like batted away from from us both. When you first saw that syringe in his hand, did you actually see where it came from? I I didn't see where it came from, no. All right. And you said you were able to bat it. Do you know where it went? It just fell on the ground sort of near us. It would have been to my left. And cuz I could still kind of see it in my periphery. I was trying to make sure
1:43 it wasn't going to get grabbed again. And then could you describe what you remember about the syringe? What it looked like? Sure. It was a clear syringe with um a blue piece maybe blue plunger. I guess what that's called. Um once you were able to bat the syringe away onto the ground, what did the defendant do next? Um so he had taken his backpack off and it was on the ground to his left so kind of to the right side of my body here. And he was digging in that with his left hand and then um kind of holding me down with his right hand. Um and he we're you know I'm screaming and I'm saying what the ████ are you doing? Um get off me. Um and he's saying like ████ you, you're
2:33 done. Um I'm so so sick of your ████ so done with you. Um and I'm trying to kind of protect myself and get out of there. Um but also he's gripping his hand closed really hard um and I there's a vial in his hand so I was trying to pry his hand open so I could grab that vial out. Which hand did you see the vial in? The vial was in his right hand. And did you actually get to see the entire vial? Mhm. No. What part of it did you see? Um I mean I could see pieces of it as cuz I'm again I'm trying to like pry his fingers off of it so that I can grab it and throw it. Were you able to open his hand that was holding the vial? Like not enough to get the vial away.
3:23 All right. You mentioned the defendant >> A vial? Can you tell us what you remember he said as he was on top of you? Yeah. That's her husband? on me. I'm screaming and he's telling me shut the ████ up. Nobody's Nobody's going to hear you out here. Nobody is coming to save you. What the heck? Wait, so all So he's >> Off a selfie? >> He's by a cliffside. Obviously there was marital problems. He was triggered by her saying she didn't want to take a selfie with him and then he just exploded. >> to inject her some ████ >> Had a plan. Probably was going to make her knocked out or something. >> Oh my god. >> That can't be >> cliff? That can't be a triggered moment. That's heavily pre-meditated. Pre-meditated, yeah. Yeah. Sometimes people just have syringes and vials. Like Dexter. Yeah. It's like when you keep a ring to propose but you don't know if today's the day. Like is she going to piss me off today?
4:13 I don't know. Maybe she'll be great. She could be great today. Good thing you took a selfie today. Damn, man. That's ████ crazy. >> to Hawaii with a ring to propose but this ████ went with a syringe to kill. >> But do you believe her automatically? Oh, Joe. Very good. I don't know what to believe. That's I just wanted to watch more cuz it was so it got me drawn in. Like, what the ████ She has some >> paint the You could paint the scene She has some good details. She sounds She sounds believable. Oh, I'm glad she sounds believable, not Damian Lillard. >> Ah, ████ that, dude. She sounds believable. I think I might have scrolled past something like this but it was a lady like all ████ beat up and it says that she was found like hiking or like like from a cliff like or some ████ like that. So he actually pushed her? He pushed her down and he was
5:03 she thinks she was he was trying to kill her. Well, so she's all scratched up. So I don't know >> Yeah, he shoved her in the rocks. Yeah. So like there's a photo of a lady all ████ up. So I think that's that I might have like >> It could be that, yeah. And I wonder how they arrived back like how she arrived back safely if it was just them two. No one could hear her. Yeah. How did they get out of that situation? >> I think they they were saved by people who were who were close by. And then they went home together? >> Yeah, they went home together and they hashed it out and then she decided to go to the police after. Like, what? >> Fake cash. >> Oh, no. >> Best we could. Buy some time. But she she um Like have you ever been in at a point in your relationship where you're like, man ████ this ████ so much? Yeah. >> Yeah. Right? Yeah. Like, right? Dude. And I feel like there's everyone thinks about it. Like, I COULD JUST YOU KNOW?
5:53 AND YOU FALL OFF THIS balcony right now. Dude, I remember I was getting I was getting dumped by this ████ right? And I was driving us cuz like I was helping her move to her new spot cuz I'm a ████ simp ass ████ boy. And uh I was just driving us and I was like I was just in so much pain cuz this was my first like crazy real serious deep breakup. >> Oh, yeah. >> And I was just like all I have to do is turn the wheel right now a quarter like to the left and it's all over cuz I was going like 75 miles an hour on the freeway. Cuz you know, we're romantic boys. We're sweet boys, we're romantic boys. We We want to be in love forever, right? But I remember having that thought and then being like, whoa that's ████ up. You know what I mean? And like what the ████ >> Imagine guys with broken brains and they can't snap out of it. That's a dangerous
6:43 as ████ yeah. But you know you just like in like this crazy you feel like you're in a swirling pit of darkness and ████ >> that look in your eye. >> Yeah. Yeah. But it's just crazy that like some some dudes I feel like describe their marriages to you sometimes. And they seem like they're going to do it. ████ You know what I mean? Like they seem so miserable and so like like like they're adversary with their partner. It's just like, oh my god, dude. It's no wonder that this is such a common story. Like it's It happens so much in society. Husband v v wife, yeah. >> Yeah. First suspect, first person of interest. >> Yeah. Usually is. PvP. Prank versus prank. They are the best at pissing you off, though. >> They're They're masters. >> They know all your buttons, you know their buttons. And once they hit you in their your button, you're like, oh ████ I'm going to hit you in yours and then pretty soon it escalates to like ████ the hundredth power.
7:34 You're like, ████ But what if she was a raging ████ though? And then like he just You know, at this point he's just like, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. >> YEAH. YEAH. Would you think that justifies Justifies it? I could see a guy being so petty. He's like I will sit in a jail cell for the next 45 years and I'll just smile. Cuz he's just like, yep got rid of that ████ boy. You know how those you know how like those wives they like they like put like ████ rat poison in like coffee and they're like, here you go, honey. And then they fight all ████ day and I'm all like, damn, dude. That is so much hatred. >> Justify is like different but like if if you're in a situation, right? Where your partner is blackmailing you. Then I don't I'm not calling it justified but I don't blame the dude for going mega psycho because
8:25 if you know like when how sometimes I'm not saying women women don't do this, okay? They always do that. They always do it. But there are cases where some women are like, if you try to leave me, I'm taking the kids, I'm taking the house. You will be ruined. I'm going to show your ████ photos of you wearing a diaper with baby ████ in it to the public. Like who knows what they're going to release and like ruin your life. >> husband. Yeah, that was He liked that. That was just ████ >> He liked it. That was kinky. But then I could see why some dudes go ████ bananas at that point cuz they have nothing left to lose if you do that. Like if you >> If you really just like deplete all hope of survival beyond you, they will kill you, dude. That's ████ nuts. >> Here's a situation. So like this person, very famous person. He's not the one that told me but someone that works in their group told me, right? That of
9:16 Let's say like they're fitness people. Uh fitness model and him, power couple relationship. Um and everyone would never believe how ████ shady she is. So like she extorted him for X amount of dollars and she always hung over his head and been like you know all of these things I could make it seem like you sexually harassed me or like what do you call it? Like violated me. You'll get ruined. >> That's crazy. A woman would never lie about that. >> And then she goes like and then um so you got to buy me X, Y, and Z. Damn. >> and then it and then it became from like, oh buy me a purse to like, now you owe me this much money. Now you Now I was in your video, so now you And then it's like constant extortion. And he And then the guy is just like non-confrontational, like very like
10:07 You know, like when you think of like the simpy nice guy that will never do certain things, but like they get scared of stuff like that. I was like, "Dude, that is You only hear about these things in movies, right? But then when it actually like plays out, I'm like, "What kind of a ████ cycle do you have to be to like trust you? They're supposed to love you." And then all of a sudden you're extorting them. That's ████ wild, dude. >> that's different. >> Yeah. And at that point I'm like, "What do you do?" I actually thought that if the guy accidentally got rid of her and she like passed away, I ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, "DUDE, GOOD FOR YOU. Like now you could breathe. You were being targeted." If you had a accidental violence syringe on him? Yeah. Oops. Yeah. But that's one of the hardest things to get away with. Yeah. >> It's really difficult to get away with killing your own wife. Cuz they look at you first. I thought that's what Barstool's for.
10:59 You ever try back and forth? You're like, "Dude, I feel like it's so easy to get rid of a body." >> No, you also You have to think I always think about like how many bodies are in that desert. Like it's crazy. You know where that's where the the the the uh What do you What do you call it? Um When you 86 86 something? Yeah. You get rid of something, right? So it's like, "Oh, sorry, that's 86." I thought that was a Vegas thing where they go to the desert and it's like It's like eight something and then six feet deep. Oh. Eight miles out, eight miles out, six feet deep. That's right. I heard of that. So it was like a Vegas like 86 Yeah. That's funny. Damn. I don't know. It's hard to The reason that's so hard to do is that you you have to have such a flawless alibi, and you're usually the last person to have seen your wife. Oh, no. So it's She fell off a cliff. I can't
11:50 ████ believe it. I'm so sad. Like what are you going to do? And you have to cover your tracks from such a long distance ahead and behind. I'm not a good enough liar. Me too. I'm too guilty. I'd be like, "F███, man." Yeah, it's way too tough. And then And then you have to survive the cross-examination, which is like itself a whole other That's a different tournament. I think before you before you kill your wife, it's probably just better go strip club first. And then after like therapy and then maybe get your set your mind straight, you know? And then you do it? No, and then you go, "You know what? It might just be better if I just leave her instead of kill her." That might be easier. Even harder now that there's records of uh like T-Mobile will just go, "Here's all the texts." Oh, your wife was threatening you? And she was blackmailing you? And then she just disappeared? No, it's not You didn't do that? Like We need more privacy in America, brother. We need more privacy. >> So we could kill our wives with immunity.
12:41 Especially when they're like like those texts where they're telling their girlfriend like, "I think he's going to do something to me." You know, like that's it's over for you. >> It's over, brother. You can't do anything about that because even if you delete it off her phone, the company has it. Yeah. There's no way. And then like we paint you at like every cliff in Hawaii. He was like, "I'm going to do it." And he goes, "Damn it, I can't do it." >> Well, they were really It's beautiful sunsets. Have you seen Diamond Head in the afternoon? It was magic hour. We had to take a picture. Hawaii is so crowded though. Like I don't know where they were at where they felt like no one's going to show up. Yeah, I think that's what saved her. >> I know, right? That's so funny. Yeah, Even like the hard-to-find places, like you're going to find other locals that know the secret spot. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You're either going to run into locals or tourists. Yeah. Take your pick. >> North Shore, brother. Hawaii doesn't
13:32 seem like a great place to try to to murder your wife though. No. You got to go to Aruba. South America? You guys remember that story? Aruba? Natalee Holloway? No, what happened there? >> Remember that? It was a real quickly like attractive white girl, younger chick, a teenager I believe or like 18-ish. Or I think she was 16. She was murdered in Aruba and like this was a story like for like five years straight until the guy that she was with finally admitted that he he he murdered her after like raping her on the beach or whatever. Dude. >> Wow. That was sad stuff. But like he was going to get away with it. But it's always the person that they were last with. Yeah. And he was the last person to see her alive, so he was always the primary suspect. They couldn't nail him cuz they couldn't find a body. And he was like, "Yeah, I just like >> Can't find the body is freaking tough. >> "I tied her with rocks and like she got
14:22 I got I guess the the fish ate her or whatever." Oh, jeez. It's It's so much infinitely easier to just kill a random stranger. That's how serial killers rack up such numbers. Yeah. And they always like Cuz there's no connection. There's no They just don't even know like who the ████ that? Yeah, but then they always ████ up one time cuz they're like, "I'm a powerful man. This person in my life is really pissing me off. I shall use my powers against this person that I know." And then that's what ████ them up. It's like ████ coming home with the Birkins and it's like, "No, no, no, we're not supposed to spend this money on on on Birkins cuz every You're going to flag it to the police." Especially when you live in Section 8.
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