0:00 I I jerked off one time uh in an alley next to a dumpster whoa why did you do that [Music] in important news that we of course have to share 15 000 ukrainians decide to have a mass orgy if Russia deploys nuclear weapons fifteen thousand is with ten thousand is that a threat to the nuclear weapons it should be like the missiles like I'm not gonna shoot [Laughter] a poll went down more than 15 000 people have confirmed participation in a sex party on a hill if Putin decides to press the red button with participants even indicating whether they prefer anal or oral sex
0:51 is it because Putin really doesn't like that or because I don't see the logical how that stops uh I don't think they're trying to stop it it's just like hey the world's gonna end let's just blow each other it's like yeah but if it doesn't know everybody has AIDS now it's not age bro it's we don't know and look I'll say this it's a pull so that means 15 000 people they can click yes but in reality it'll be like 200 people like a Facebook event yeah like you're not all gonna go not everyone's gonna storm the ████ area or if a nuke actually gets pressed people aren't necessarily going to be able to get it up you know what I mean they might just be freaking out just be depressed and thinking about life imagine it's just one person who shows up to this event oh that's a lonely guy dude oh my God because it's going to be 15 000 people who said yes only one showed up also probably most of the
1:42 people that said yes Pride dudes that's true yeah probably 14 000 dudes yeah yeah they're like oh dude there's gonna be so many chicks here 14 000 gay dudes then we're cooking now it's gonna be a real orgy there's lots of gays in Russia or Ukraine or Ukraine wow both have a deficit huh yeah a deficit is what we call it you know that could probably be true that's fifteen thousand people that that say yes and also have to go through with it because like most things of that nature it's hard to uh commit once you're in the moment yeah you mean get erect yeah or I mean just in general like to be like I don't think I can do this now you know everyone's like the world's ending we have time it's like right when you press it everybody goes Rockets up oh I feel like I feel like Putin would just prank everyone into being like I push the button better get to ████
2:34 that's on brand with food too yeah that's not Brit that would be the sickest War play yeah it's a good troll huh but he you know he doesn't have a sense of humor you ever be intrigued in entering some sort of orgy I I would uh I would like to watch it first as a spectator yeah in the center or like from the side oh no like power forward I would love to see it like up close yeah and I would like to have a conversation the guy's head is right here and I go hello what's your name and then look at that no I would like to be mic'd up and you'd be mine because it's nice I'd never get to see it you know I would like to go close but and the first thing you want to do is go up to the guy this close maybe she feels uncomfortable can they
3:24 see you or is it like a two-way no they can see me I go hey I'm here you think that would ruin the vibe of the origin um no I don't think so because everybody's already having sex do I mean they're like horny they're like horny but I'm not gonna be horny they all stop when you enter the room that's a great in between yeah you don't think that what makes you horny the sound everything's good stuff just quiet yeah you don't think that'll make your own you don't think seem to be love sex will make you horny or too no dude because there's too many things going on like one one-on-one is already difficult yeah you know to have a nice one do you know what I mean yeah but to have two is like so much because now it's like oh ████ okay okay YouTube that's an orgy no that's a oh I'm what I mean is threesome is already difficult but then now I gotta ████ 55 people this guy gets it
4:14 bro he's scaling it he gets it thank you but also too it's like I don't think I'll say this we're probably talking from the lens of someone that has never did orgies ever been close to being an orgy so obviously we're we're thinking like oh also age mayor no way it could be logistically yeah logistically a nightmare but have any of you guys ever been CL what's the closest you've ever been to like an orgy situation is there anything yeah what do you think Anthony yeah he's been to Europe the most times I looked over here to Ryan to be polite and I was waiting no thank you I see that I was I was Wi-Fi router in your gaze this way I'm signaling with Ryan yeah no I got you so like what's as close as you've been Anthony Lee you're Colleen Bart it's your question the BART next
5:06 time I haven't been ████ close Joe no ████ way so more than 15 000 have already registered on telegram for the sex party the mass orgy will take place on a hill outside the city where the participants would be asked to decorate their hands with colored Stripes symbolizing their sexual interests if you are considering participating three stripes are for anal sex lovers and four stripes are for oral sex lovers I wonder why they skipped one and two maybe that's a gift I also wonder why we just skipped the question entirely yeah yeah everyone looked at me and went okay next you can tell your story now I think yeah who's deflecting now yeah that story is uh three straps for anal sex lovers four stripes for oral sex livers but also is on a hill yeah like how do you have your how can you get your dick nightmare dude okay
5:58 the top you're like oh yeah but what if the hell is has like a little it's rounded up at the top okay then that's nice man that's what I did was like yo this hill doesn't have a top this is vertical yeah it doesn't have to be like this that's very true that's a Mesa Mesa you know also how many times have you guys had a boner in the on the outside or huh yeah on the outside no I mean in the wild yeah yeah I mean like outside where there's trees and birds and yeah that's true in the wild it's hard to get boners at that time you've never been camping before yeah but not on the outside that might be my penis can't get hard on the outside where there's like I can't hear and also have a have a hard
6:51 on do you know what I mean you hear Google it's time to go it's time to tuck your penis away yeah what do you mean human nature kicks in have you had I know maybe that's why some people like to have outside Outdoors oh sex because it's exciting they're like maybe a bear is gonna eat my dick those are the real it's daring I don't I don't think people are like maybe a mosquito yeah a bear or a mosquito yeah same there's mosquitoes in the city too guaranteed yeah but not on the outside mostly oh my I'm not not on it they're only indoors yeah they've already started dude I'm on the outside have you ever had sex on the outside
7:41 yeah and like it uh but it was in like a college thing oh I got the a a just at like uh how like a stairwell oh cool like a hallway thing is that considered Outdoors though that's indoors that's what I'm saying the mosquitoes not there there's no bears but I think were you asking if you've had sex Outdoors without your ass is that what you're asking yeah oh no not Outdoors no Outdoors oh no I lied there's behind the bush on the go one time oh wow behind the bush on a car yeah in the trunk in the truck on your trunk or on the trunk hard to follow you open the trunk and then there's like a little thing there oh wow your experience no just one time how would you rate that experience um would you do drunk drunk no because it's like difficult
8:32 yeah yeah but but logistic wise but memorable as ████ though right yeah I think that's the the point sometimes you do things because it's more unique and memorable because let's say you have great sex on your bed all the time you do like a thousand times you might not remember 600 to 800 you know what I mean you go you go to a truck bed one time but behind a bush even if it's okay yeah but you'll always remember that right it's the art of perspective I I jerked off one time uh in an alley next to a dumpster that's not really what a homeowner would do were you I'm gonna throw it out there were you homeless at the time by chance does the car count no um no I was not but uh oh why did you go buy a dumpster I
9:24 I was just drunk yeah you just gotta get one out yeah it's just super drunk and horny in the uh that's pretty cool yeah don't lick your lips like that and stick your tongue out what he's right did anyone else catch that it was a little slurp and then you're like reminiscing you saw you go back yeah I was like don't do that man what you're in The Matrix for a second oh you know what it is it's so embarrassing I think I think it was because me and my friend dude look at that bicep vein coming out yeah [Laughter] I think because I went to like we went clubbing I think and then um we were like okay we're gonna go find women and then um we didn't find women I'm sorry
10:20 [Laughter] there it is wait so that's how it happened you just didn't find women yeah it was me and my Korean friend or we went and then I was like oh man that's sad and then um I just I I don't know if I had material but I just uh I was like oh there's a oh maybe I thought was close or something or like we made out maybe and then I was like oh man I but I didn't close yeah yeah blue balls yeah so you need it to finish so you just had to finish what made you finish in the alley that's what I'm saying I'm thinking about that too yeah I was just like oh ████ it right now maybe I don't know maybe I'll just super horny probably yeah you were boned up you gotta get rid of that bone you know yeah now I'm embarrassed now why are you embarrassed at least you got to make out
11:11 with somebody that's pretty cool yeah and now that you've told the story on here eventually the person with the nest cam is going to see this and be able to show the footage you're that guy the alley guy yeah I'm sorry we deviated no no no I don't apologize we still have time if you want to tell your uh story no you have an orange store you wanted to share where everybody wants everybody laughs [Music]
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