0:00 I slowly drop to my knees and I [Music] go welcome back everybody to another fantastic episode of the careful boys and make some eye contact oh well we have Sub in here hey sub brought to you by Pure Life maybe not there might be I thought we used to get Kirkland who's buying these Alex Bro as a resurrection 299 okay so what is something that you've done or felt or seen that you wish you could experience again for the first time wow for the first time skydiving time you Skydive You' Sky doed I Sky doed wow why the first time again though um
0:52 because you feel like you have all these expectations on what skydiving is going to feel like and then when it happens it happens so so quickly that you're not like fully fully present um but I also feel like I went because I'm terrified of heights to overcome it correct um and uh I would just love to have that first feeling experience of it being that extreme did you do a couple more times and then you're like it's not the same no I've are you scared of height still or no um to a degree yeah like if I feel like I'm not in in a controlled environment or I have safety um like if I'm crossing a bridge and I'm like 80 ft High then yeah that's what seems scarier to you skyd or bungee oh uh bungee jumping oh for sure I'll never go bungee
1:43 jumping bouncing around and ████ I think could snap and I feel like skydiving you at least have a a second shoot res chance of Life yeah Reserve so probably skydiving damn for the first time for the first time dude that's a good one we got to go skydiving probably probably leaving it in dude that's probably the thing I would like to experience again for the first time leaving it in I'm just joking I'm joking dude that was a bad joke though I can understand how that's a serious I've never left it in dude okay why just leave it in whenever you want I wish I could dude you know what I want to experience for the first time getting my ass beat by my parents cuz I got my ass beat so much I forgot when the first time was bro leave it a Bart dude I'm like when was the first time I got my ass beat I'm like I don't remember just it
2:34 it just been I don't think it even hurt well no it did hurt but it was I think leading up to it was more scarier than actually getting it done oh after hearing the threat like I'm going to who your ass knowing that you're getting you're going to get ████ up today I think that was scarier at least for me first time I would say the first time I got high got the munchies and ate McDonald's oh that's pretty epic I was amazing it was like that Half Baked like it was just and then you just like yeah and then your friends are like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah no one's talking and you're just I'm so hungry now oh my God and it's just I remember that we were at the parking lot of
3:24 McDonald's ████ high off our ████ minds just you you know yeah and then the flavors and then everything that's going through your head oh yeah and it's never the same again after that you know but it's just wild like I do remember vividly that was the only thing I remember that that moment though I remember in McDonald's scared as ████ cuz they're going to like find who we are cuz we're High making the order and then we leave and then we're like oh I can't wait to eat and we're like yeah let's just ████ eat right here in the parking lot yeah my first time was with Hot Pockets and like a bag of Fritos and flamin' Hot Cheetos and I was like ████ that sounds so good I'm hungry again yeah seriously oh you know what what's one that I might want to relive maybe it's not like a top tier one but I just remember the feeling
4:15 of like when you first got your license and the first time you went driving by yourself or like with your friends like cuz at that time you were just so tied to like having to do everything with your parents or somebody with a actually could drive and yeah sense of Freedom that you get at that age feels like holy ████ the whole world is in front of me you know what I mean like that's that's a pretty cool feeling but also too like one of the first times I've traveled like when I when I saw like the first time I went to Hawaii and I saw like blue water for the first time that's crazy first time Hawai is pretty insane I was like what the ████ is this place it looks like a postcard everywhere yeah and like I think for me it's probably has to relate to travel like I would love to ref like I would love to feel that again but the good thing about is like you probably experienced that at different spots yeah you going have a bunch of different first exactly exactly
5:05 but like I remember the first time I saw like like Bali right we stayed at our cousins You' been to body yeah and and our cousin's wedding they had they rented out a whole Villa for like a hundred bucks each night like ████ crazy and it was just giant like just exploring the grounds and just being there with your family and and and you're experiencing all this stuff for the first time you're like what the ████ is this place you know I can't people live like this you know um stuff like that I think was was always very uh it's very fresh in the brain it's like magical yeah like it's hard to recreate that I got to say the ████ first time I did xasy I like how all of this is drug related remember I remember exactly everything that happened damn I don't even remember the first time I did exy I remember the first time it was at Master Dome I remember mine was a house roll
5:56 right so you know when you're this the first time yeah did you ch into your pajamas right away we were already in is thing is that a thing dude you're so ████ comfortable like dude I'll be back and all the homies like where the ████ you going like just trust [Laughter] me come back oh ████ just trust me is hilarious BR when it's the first time you have H anxiety right cuz you don't know you don't know how it hits so and then everybody's like oh it's going to take like 30 minutes which is the longest 30 minutes of your life cuz you just ingested a drug and you're in college and you think it's not going to work yeah so you're like is it supposed to is supposed to hit me BL they're like Yo dude just relax just chill it'll hit you when it hits you you'll just I was like how will I know what will I feel Rel you'll know the next thing you know so I'm ████ sitting there and I'm just waiting time's going by I'm trying my best to not focus on it I'm asking again on being an annoying
6:47 ████ little virgin is this high school or college this is in college and then finally they're like dude just just chill you'll just know take a breath you all right fine ████ I'll just wait and then I remember going out onto the balcony right and the second I opened the door to the balcony and right when I walked through because it was like a temperature change like I suddenly felt this entire sensation of my body and I remember being so confused by it so I ended up taking a step back into the house and then a step back out step back in and people started looking at me they're like what's up you feel it and remember being like I don't know what this is dude right cuz like it's like a blanket that's all over you and like yo yo I think he's feeling you know when everybody stting to be like hey the new gu's feeling it right everybody gets hyped yeah everybody starts getting hyped no one look at me this is the ████ funniest thing we close the door
7:38 I come back in and I ████ you not this is the most ████ virgin thing ever I slowly drop to my knees and I go and everybody starts coming over start ████ feeling you up and ████ and then you're getting a massage was and then you're just like the love is intense honestly I feel like I just released some endorphins right now talking about it yeah that cuz I can feel it too yeah same me I can't and then like and then the homie goes get on my back and then they ████ and then you start going like this and and someone with the glow sticks comes to your eyes and you're like oh ████ wait so you never taken have you taky uh Molly oh you don't know you guys don't know I'm not saying you should but I should but I think everyone should
8:28 experience once the problem is I did tell one of my other homies at and then he was like on an XC binge for like 2 years straight yeah see that's the thing see I I think if you don't have an addictive personality I kind of do though don't just also it's different today than it was before today everybody's just taking Molly it's like Pier MDMA there's no come down and stuff oh so wait so easy is different than Molly well back in the day it was it was like always cut up with other ████ Molly is supposed to be pure yeah they they would put that would they would take what a Molly is and they would mix it with like speed or heroin or crack or and I've done it all so when you take Molly now is is it comparable to ecstasy or is it like it is but it's way cleaner there's like no come down so you don't really feel I want to feel what you feel before you used to be so high that when you're off you would be so low now you're just like this is amazing oh I
9:20 see so it's all good yeah now Molly's lit yeah say less bro I realized when I took Molly I didn't didn't Peak hard like you know when you're like on the 2000s yeah on like orange Teslas you take that ████ and you can feel the every part of the music going it's coming and then you're just gone and then like everything about you everything in the music dude and then your eyes are just you're like sweating on your homies but you're like I don't care you're like Testo made this for me people don't know Sandstorm the way we know Sandstorm hit you were one with
10:12 it especially when you're vibing with like thousands of people dude and you guys are you guys are all on the and everyone's on it yeah like that's a pretty crazy experience every ex but but the feeling of it the first time yeah unlike any other yeah you're right you don't know what to expect and you think like is it going to be like that beer I drink or is it going to be like that weed I smoke no you get transported well that's why people get addicted for for your like reference is because they're always chasing that first time experience well dude you get close cuz the second time just take two of them that's true that's how you get ████ up though you start taking multiple at once yeah I start taking I think like the people that I knew that would go to Raves regularly I would never see that level of like buildup and
11:02 excitement to like prepare to go to a rave oh you ████ get your clo you get your bracelets and ████ like but it makes sense because it seems so euphoric right like when it's the closest thing to a perfect world no it's like heaven on Earth like let's say you hated someone right the ████ person you hated at work or whatever both of you guys take it and 30 minutes best ████ friends you don't give a ████ what Happ all the ████ yeah everything's you're ████ like this the whole ████ night like yo ████ get this guy like four Gatorade or just four Gatorade on me you good I'll go get the Gatorade for you you're like $20 yeah so that's big baller ████ yeah yeah you know what I felt like you know in the first avatar when he plugs in and he becomes the Avatar right yeah and he can walk again he's like walking and he's playing and he's like learning new ████
11:52 I feel like you take that bill and then you're transported into this ████ world with a bunch of avatars and you guys are [Laughter] [Music] like ever listen to that song without drugs I know right why would you why would you why would you yeah you would to think about when you listen to it oh I I got a comparable experience this is going to this is going to blow all you ████ jerks out of the water I know I know I got one up on you the mouth of a shark no dude it's kind of close when you get a bunch of just bunch of fresh newborn puppies oh my God so hold on you lay down and then then you let them lick your face lay down bro
12:42 a that's so wholesome and you have all these puppies comeing and just kiss you oh my God and then you play Sandstorm and you know what's better you get better than that get some e crush it and just share it with the p oh I just like yo can you can you like overdose from that and die from it a dog Noy probably of course you can't right like my friend in high school he was dropping with his girlfriend at the time and there were love making and in the middle of that she died W for real cuz she she had a weak heart condition no one knew oh yeah you could definitely OD on it that's crazy that the other don't do it would you still bust first though a why would you ask that dude why would you go there bring it
13:32 back to the puppies they're so wholesome yo that's crazy what the heck dude you're ████ wild bro I I'll give you something wholesome to reel it back from your disgusting thoughts too real too real you sex how yeah duding dude you know what the answer is dude oh my God the first the first time we went snorkeling in Hawaii right we saw all these little creatures Turtles whatever I lost time time we're probably out there for a couple hours me Bart and David we got out of the water and we looked like imitation crab cuz half of our body was red yeah and then the other half is pasty as white like we're we're super like light so we were just in the water we didn't realize how many hours we've been just exposed to the sun oh ████ yeah so you want to relive that yeah you
14:22 want to do that again want to relive that that that's just to show you how good the snorkeling was where we just lost was it oh that's true I totally forgot but I have a feeling we went to like three places at once was that bay or no it wasn't that no but I feel like we went to multiple beaches on the same day and we just started snorkeling and we saw Turtles and all kinds of crazy ████ the last time you guys been to hanama Bay maybe a year ago two years AG did you see some fish over there yeah really yeah they were like the snorkeling spots are great I went I saw nothing how far out did you go you got to go away from where all the tourists are oh really that's where they'll run away from yeah cuz a lot of but it's sad because a lot of the coral reef close to the shore is like kind of dead oh really screens bro some of the I ever done was actually in Elo Philippines oh yeah I heard it's crazy in the Philippines that
15:12 ████ looked like the ████ drop off area in Finding Nemo like everything was ████ magical and I in Hawaii too and it's like super beautiful yeah but the volume of fish was like way higher it was like amazing what if you're St on E you'd be like Joe breathing water honestly hey honestly that pretty that would be awesome cuz it would feel so good yeah in a snorkel you have something to chew it's your pacifier dude bro you be dancing with the fishes and you have waterproof headphones yo if you could touch a turtle just touch the turtle ho you're massaging the turtle and ████ you're the you're probably there feeling algae
16:03 like hey what if the fishes know you're on it like once you take it what if the fish they probably come over you start sucking your toes and stuff dude you know what though I don't think I've ever this gu why' you say that during day I don't think I've ever rolled like in in daylight do you think it'd be overrated or underrated I don't know I think my eyes would done like it does it ruin the experience I feel like it ruins the experience well I've done it with Molly so it's not like about having a crack out like I need ████ lights and like over stimulation it's just more like you feel really good cuz I remember even being at a rave or like and then you know you go to the bathroom the bathrooms are lit and as soon as you're going like it's like definitely 10x more sobering but you still feel good so if you're not going to try and experience like this crazy over stimulation and you're just like yo I want to feel good still feels good yeah it still feels good I remember we we went to this one
16:54 Warehouse Rave and as soon as we popped it got broken up by the C so all of us had to go home so all of us were pretty like it didn't hit yet and while we were on the freeway it started ████ peeking and it felt like Star Wars dude you know like on that one movie where it's like you look around is a war movie by the way and then it's like lighted yeah the light speed is like douch and everyone was like in the back seat just looking like DCH thinking back now I'm like I'm we are so lucky we didn't ████ die cuz the driver was just like all of our eyes were like and then we're just seeing the lights of other cars like ████ ████ there's no way I could drive if I'm roll Jo that was pretty good
17:45 joke hey any more wholesome first time experiences wow man you made it all about drugs dude I was just telling my truth and you related hella hard okay mister I'm a ████ imitation crab out the water okay I have a I have a wholesome one all right wholesome yes let's bring it back to I mean the puppies were wholesome yeah but the puppies are doing e too blo in their faces when uh Tao was first born so when you're first born comes out and then you immediately fall in love but if I was on E though everything goes back to if I was on e that's how you elevated it holy ████ so funny like what a you got to hold the head you got to hold the head oh my God the baby you're
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