0:00 [Music] This is something we really have to talk about though. This is some real ████ All right. For some weird reason, the algorithm shifted on YouTube. Now people who are searching JK News or watching JK News are being fed JK News India. What's that? It's a mainstream Indian news channel. Oh ████ Can we use this to our advantage? We have a guy who looks significantly Indian on our channel. Well, I'm worried that our fans now are going to type in that and then they're just going to click an Indian video and then all of a sudden they're just going to start watching Indian news and not us. They're going to get addicted to it. Yeah. That's why you got to hit the like button and subscribe and hit the bell and notification so you guys are able to
0:52 get fed these videos and not the Indian one. It didn't used to be like this, but like if you type JK News, and this is on a computer that searches nothing but JK News all the time, you'll get a little bit of that in the in between. What's their views? I mean, they upload hundreds of videos a day. Thumbnails or not? Someone's knocking. Oh, I can't even hear, dude. Oh sh Yeah. So, Oh, Anthony. Yeah, he did it. Ryan and Anthony. Let's go, Pam. One is from Ryan Kursawa and the one's from Andony. What the And pineapple hot Cheetos in a cup. Who ordered that? Get I wanted to get
1:42 you something for your ulcer. Yeah, that would help it. Oh, there it smells really good. Oh, I wish I could eat that. Open that. What is that? What's in there? What's in there? What's in there? Churros with Nutella and chocolate. Oh. Oh ████ All right. I'm I'm going to have that for dessert. You want You want this versus entre to Nick. Brother, what is that? You got me eskas. This guy got me eskas. Oh, sorry. How come Pizza Hut at JK News tastes 10 times better? cuz it's JK News India give you this type of entertainment. No, dude. Hawaiian style. We like pineapple on our Don't give any ideas though. Yeah. So, um because of this Joseph, our sincere take at least
2:33 uh request to you guys is for the first time ever, we really need you guys to click like and uh I don't know what else. Maybe unsubscribe reason. Did you order something else? It's not me this time. What the ████ Sorry, dude. I will say that. I don't know what's coming. Is the car wash guy? Hold on. Anybody need a to wash the trucks? Oh, it's our neighbor. You guys handle that. We'll handle this like usual. Yeah. Hey, but like even if they we just ask them to like they're going to like this video and that's it, right? That's not going to really You need to subscribe, share, comment, and like all at the same time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As much as possible. I know we never really say it as much, but yeah. I think um I don't even know if that will honestly help at all because this is a massive channel that uploads like way the ████ more
3:23 than we do. They upload more than we do. Way ████ it's mainstream news. This is their like it's like it's like their news channel. Why are they called JK? What's that mean? I don't know. Just kidding. That's Indonesia. Jing and what's it? Jakarta. Indian name. Kasha Vinder. Wow. Yeah, that's that's the name. I was going to like Canal or something. I just know Kasha Vinder. You guys know Kashinder? I've never seen this. The worst thing is that it's not just the channel JK News. It's um by searching JK News, it thinks you want to see Indian news. So, it sends you Indian news from different accounts. Do you think we're going to get a bunch of Indian? When did this start? It barely happened like last week. So, maybe they'll we'll get a lot more Indian viewers and we could stop pandering to all the Asians. You maybe we should start doing more Indian content. Indian guy. Exactly. Embrace
4:14 it. I think I think if Indian people are looking outside their own culture, they don't want to find more Indian content. What if they want to find an Indian guy hosting an American with mainly Asian news show about India? And like I always wanted to see someone who looks like me hosting an Asian news show. You could tell us Indian news and then we would react to it. Wow, that's crazy. Where'd they go? Wow, that was good. Whoa, I can't believe that happened. We could do We could do reactions like that. react to one of the JK News India videos right now. Do you think that could help? I Anything could help. We're ████ tanking right now. We're dying right now. We're ████ We're ordering on our own. We're paying for our own food now. What's going on here? I got to do a pizza attack tomorrow. Tomorrow's my day for pizza. Tomorrow's your day. Might do a dim sum attack instead in the morning.
5:05 What do you think that is? That crazy. A dim sum attack is next level. I might have to sneak out of here to go to 7-Eleven cuz the bosses are not watching. I know. go at the back right now. I wonder if we could just you could just shoot some videos. I'm drinking sugared Red Bull. I don't do sugared Red Bull. What does that even do? It's just going to probably give me a sugar crash later. It's 110 calories, brother. We're used to the zero calories. Well, uh, if you need to go, now would be the time. They've been out there a long time. No, no, no, no. We're we're we're stretching this video, baby. This video sweat shop. If anything, let's tell everybody more about the branding of Video Sweat Shop. We're sweat shop boys. If you guys have heard us say video sweat shop or sweat shop boys, what we're what we're doing is really uh referencing referencing the fact that we have to do like so many videos every time we're here. And every time we've done that in the past, we're like, "Oh, okay. We're going to do like
5:55 20 more videos than normal. Okay, that's cool. We'll get ahead of the game. We'll get ahead." Yeah. The idea is to get ahead of the quota. But we can never get ahead of the quota. The quota number just keeps on going up. Yeah. It just keeps going up. Yeah. We don't really know. We don't know what's going on with it. We don't know what's going on. And we've asked like multiple times. We don't know what's going on. So, this is our credit for help. You have to like you have to subscribe. You have to like this video. Please. Yes, please. And so far, every time we've like added more to the pile, the next pile is bigger and the next pile is bigger. Next bigger. The solution is always if we're having any kind of difficulty, have the hosts do more articles. That's always the solution. That's the solution. All right, let's find out what these guys are all about out there. No excuse, Nick. Even the rebar guy lives in Vegas. No way. No, he doesn't. He He basically He wants to He
6:46 works three days. He wants to. He works three days a week. But his wife won't let him. Um, she has her friends out here, I bet. It smells so ████ amazing. Just smell it. Just smell it. Big old whiff. I got ulcers. Pizza. Oh, you guys are happy. Thank you, sir. That pizza was frozen. You guys want You guys want any um I just want it off of my face. You guys want any churros? Anytime. Eat some of that. I can't. It's going to ████ me up, dude. I've been eating nothing but like rice and chicken for like 4 days straight. Bone broth. Yeah, that's it. Everything is intense to me. Hey, you want some pizza? Legit. I'm going to come after I eat some of this. What What are you What are you guys talking about? We're talking about how we can get more people to like uh adjust their algo if possible to avoid Indian news when
7:38 they're trying to get our videos because what we've realized is that if you type JK News, it's not like it's just being confused with one channel. It's being it's being combined with all India news from different channels. We just got to go brown face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's really good. We got a brown guy right No, when that's what I'm saying is if we pretend that we're Indian too, what's going to end up happening is then they'll just click ours too and then we'll steal their fan base. I think we steal the Indian fans. I think we could steal some. I think we honestly cater to the Indian market as much as possible. Like we all just How do we do that? What do we do? We just start eating the Indian food. We do a Bollywood music intro to all of our videos. A jingle. Let's bring Tesh. There you go. We'll bring Tesh. At the end of our videos, we always end in a Bollywood dance. I'm down. We film it one time and we play it
8:28 at the end of every video. Yeah. And then we cook food with our feet and then grapp put put it together. Bart already did that. All right. So, I'll tell you guys what the JK is. It's um it stands for Jammu in Kashmir which is a region administered by India as a union territory which has been the subject of a dispute between India and Pakistan since 1947. Oh, I heard Yeah, I heard some crazy stuff. So, we're in the middle of a ████ rivalry. I don't want to be in the middle of a rivalry. Yeah, I don't think we should be in the middle of We're in rivalry with Wong Fu whether we like it or not. I don't know why. Maybe maybe our first video is us reacting to that video of the Pakistani school where they were saying, "What will you do for Pakistan?" Yeah, that's a good one. I'm going to be pilot. I'm going to bomb India. And they're like, "Oh, wow. You're going to bomb India?" Wow. Great. Wow.
9:18 There was a a a news channel that brought in a Pakistani guy and an Indian guy and they started going off at each other recently. They're like, "We're going to bomb you 10 times. We'll bomb you 11 times. We'll bomb you 12 times." And they just kept going by one. Huh? You see the two cats on the border who are like ████ dance fighting each other. No, they're like British. Oh, no. That was India Pakistan. They're crumping. Yeah, that's what it said. They're dance fighting. And Anthony probably knows exactly what kind of moves though. Who was winning though? What side was winning? I'm not allowed to say on this channel. How are we gonna beat a billion people? Cuz India got like a billion, dude. We need them to join us. That's what we need. Yeah, we would. That would be preferable. A couple. We don't even need all billion. We just need, you know, a couple thous. If we can get a billion views, that's pretty good. I heard Indian guys love sexist content, so we're kind of already killing it there. Okay. Well, we ass content or
10:10 sexist. Oh, okay. And I think we already got that kind of we got to get that going on a little bit. All of our horniest videos u when we did sketches we had hell of views from India. So I don't know if it counts cuz it's like we got we went viral guys but a million of those views is Indian dudes. That's still viral. Yeah. Yeah. But the mon you don't even get no money. How we do more money videos? Yeah. Because it depends on where your video views come from for clicks. So you're saying if we get video views from India, we don't get no money. You don't get ████ dude. You could be like, "Hey, look at my video." You know why? cuz um one of our friends who is a a handsome looking dude, he's like, "Hey, my uh a lot of my fans are from like third world countries." And I'm like, "No s███." And he goes, "Yeah, so I don't get that much money." Yeah, cuz like they're not spending ad dollars for that region. Oh. Or is it also that
11:02 that's where most of the bot views come from? But I would have changed my VPN to North Korea or something else. You know what's interesting is like when you think of you know like Pakistan really hates India I guess like you got a real bad going on but like the it's pretty like interesting that India would crush Pakistan huh no Pakistan has nuclear missiles brother how come they do but India don't I don't know I think India probably does too maybe India made it and sold it to them they're duds all of them are duds they're joke nuclear missiles it says that it's it's um yeah while Pakistan possesses nuclear weapons weapons which deter large scale conflict. Its conventional forces are likely not strong enough to defeat India in a conventional war. That makes sense. So if everyone's following the rules Yeah. If everyone's following the rules, they have no chance. That's an interesting
11:53 thing, man. India is so massive. If JK and Wong Fu has a rivalry, Yeah. who do you think is Pakistan and who is India? Who do you think is Pakistan? Who you think is I don't know. That's why I'm asking the question. Damn, that's hard to say, man. I feel like we have nukes. I think they're the winning side. I feel like it's like Virginia versus West Virginia and we're West Virginia. Well, it's like, you know, a lot of people, you just want to drive through West Virginia. You're not chilling. You're not hanging. You're not trying to hang out for You don't want to get to know this. Yeah, I think we're Pakistan. Well, 100% Pakistan. Cuz we're we're crazy. What will you do for JK News? I will become pilots. What will you do for JK News? Yeah, dude. We'll do your pledge. That's what we Yeah, Wongfu is India cuz they I will spam comments on Wong Fu videos. Wong Fu has a stronger economy. They get sponsorships from AT&T. True. They have a stronger
12:44 economy. We we just have nukes and we and we love to nuke. Yeah, we do. Hey, but you know what? People say they like they like they like traveling to Pakistan more. Really? That's been the thing. So like a lot of travel vloggers, a lot of travel vloggers, they're like, "Dude, I I was so surprised like when I It's like a different It's a huge difference from going to India to Pakistan." They're like, "Pakistanis are like so different." They were like giving free food at the stalls. Yeah. I was like I thought the I was like, "Watch out white guy. They're going to scam you." And then they just gave him Watch out white guy. Maybe it's propaganda. Pakistan propaganda. I mean, come on. It's a good play. Maybe it's Pakist. That's more likely what it is. Turn around. Turn around for 30 seconds. Hey, but all the robo 30 seconds. 30 seconds. And do you think do you think
13:34 we just like don't like swear or like talk about like CP or random stuff like that or like Wait, we don't talk about CP. You brought it up just now. You talk about CP. You talk about CP. Anthony brings up 17 all the time. Yep. Okay. Mr. Have you seen Old Enough for Kissing? I mean, we did we did merch. We did do a merch line about it. You're wearing it. It's perfect. Where's that thought going? What's the second? Like, if we didn't do that stuff, maybe we would like get pushing algos better and or get like AT&T gigs or stuff like that. Cricket Wireless loves mom or dad. Think how many corporate gigs are like, but doesn't have a podcast. Look at our content. They have a podcast. What do they talk about? I don't know. I think it was called like lunchtime or something. So, they talk about like the same stuff we talk about, huh? We They talk about the same ████ we talk about. I don't No. I don't think anybody talks about this. We talk about You're
14:24 absolutely right. I think people in jail I think it's like people under the bridges lunch tables at the penitentiary are talking about the ████ You know what I mean though? Because of the type of content we talked about. It's like that's why people was like you guys are killing on Rumble and that's why we're like nah we're never going to do it cuz we killed it there. We should just go kill it on Rumble for a while. Yeah. But but the problem was we didn't have anyone to upload it. I mean come on. Well we might have a uploader once we move to Vegas. Who said that that was the problem? Can we all take turns slapping them in the face? Well, who is going to upload it, bro? You just It's so easy to have ideas, but who's going to do the work? Who's going to do the work? Who is going to do it? It's just an upload. You want to do it? Yeah. Are you going to do it? No. Right. Exactly. Who's going to actually do the work? It's just up. It's just creating an account and uploading the video. The only thing here's the thing here. Okay.
15:14 You You want my actual answer? No. No. You want my actual answer? I'll ████ do it. I don't want to upload it, right, and be a good boy and then I get like ████ 35 calls like I don't know 5 hours later in the middle of the night and it's like did there's somebody said the n word in the middle of the video or some crazy ████ right? That actually that actually happens. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And then I got to ████ Oh, okay. I got to deal with it. And it's like becomes like a whole thing. Oh, you don't have to edit it. No, I know. But I'm saying like you know how stuff slips through the crack sometimes and we all like to say the n word a lot like a lot. What? So, I'm like, a lot a lot. Whenever there's like an issue, I'm worried about that part where I'm like, "Oh, man. I have to be like the guy." Well, I think if it's going on Rumble, that's an even easier playing field. Yeah, we could go. But someone's got to re-upload it on YouTube. That is. No, we would just basically
16:04 take the these videos that we've got right here and just re-upload it there. We didn't have a person to do that. I'll do that. I have a computer. I have an internet connection. Oh, you're going to regret this. You're going to regret this. Wait, really? You guys think it's so easy? All right. You're basically you Here's what you'd be doing. You'd be sticking your head in an already broken system and you have to communicate with several people to get this one thing done. It's not I don't know. I was going to have to talk to somebody. I thought you're going to have to talk to people. Yeah, because all the videos like Hashiawa uh can they're all making it at different times. If it was just like everything goes through the same email and we could all log into it and upload it. I'm so down for that. I would do that. We don't have that kind of system though. What exactly? Can we Can we make that to get there? You got it takes like 30 minutes for you to figure out what's going We're closer. We are very close to being on the cusp of a very efficient system. That's tight. That's great news. That's up and up. Elon's Elon's helping us figure it out. Just had to move one
16:54 checker block at a time. Yeah, for sure. The most important one at a time. I just thought if no one was doing it, I was like, I could I could I like your initiative. I could do that if you guys need someone to do that. Well, that's one step better than everyone else who just has ideas but doesn't actually do the work. So, that is true. But yeah, if you need someone to upload, I I could probably do that. that I'm a I'm a stupid guy, but I can do that. I can figure that one out. I can copy and paste pretty well. Captions and ████ The work's not hard to do. It's who's going to do it, though. It's just It's just a lot of hours to do it. Yep. And dude, you get nothing. Yep. That's the biggest thing. I want to be big on Rumble. That's That's why I'm doing this. What? And what does big on Rumble mean? I don't even know. Do you get paid hella or you just have 10? The layout just looks like YouTube and you just have I would do it for a Texas Roadhouse gift card. Is that what you get? They
17:44 also might just have different corporations that like, for example, let's say I'm like a weed company. I might like sponsor the people on Rumble versus like going into the YouTube space where like a car company makes more sense for like the marketing and advertising there. That already sounds like a nightmare. Can you imagine at the end of a shoot day, Cam comes out, hey, we have a Hyundai brand deal and also a flashlight, but I don't know which video or channel it goes on, so let's just shoot a bunch and then maybe we'll figure it out. That's a good candy. And then we upload everything to the wrong place. That's pretty funny. We need to do one step at a time. We'll do one step at a time. Sounds like you identified your problem. No, no, no, no, no. Hey, we we'll take the flashlight deal. We'll take it. Yeah. And then we'll even do a brand deal. We got to do a You have to buy it. You have to do a a review. You
18:35 have to do it on camera. You have to spend the night with it. Take the flashlight. Flash. Fles flashlight. Not flash. Did you call dibs? Uh dibs first for flashlight. Yeah. But we got to share the same one. Can we get our personalized? No. No. No. No. No. We only got one. Fudge it. Cut. The worst thing would be is if we finally upload a rubble and J and K News is there, too. But they're way more perverted. Killing it. Are killing it. They have the Indians are everywhere. Are there Indians on Rumble?
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