0:00 [Music] welcome back to another awesome episode of the careful boys where we're extremely careful out here y'all and we got another very very very fun personal topic for you hopefully you can relate at home we would like to discuss today how when we were young our parents disciplined us time out was big time before um eight hours honestly shut the ████ up that's solitary you're on timeout but you have like all your ████ playstations eight hours in his room timeout was you could play playstation but there's no sound you can't like damn took away the phone now that we got
0:50 happy child life out of the way if we could go back to the want to go with the craziest punishment the funniest one no we gotta warm up into let's go sad laughs so everybody has this a really bad taste in their mouth at the end we've definitely heard a lot about what happened to bart this has been once bart got jacked up a lot bart deserved it though it's different bart had many big box stores some furniture [Laughter] i think i told this story before but when i was a kid i was i'm six and seven years younger than my older sisters so i was in kindergarten and they were working on some like fifth grade pro i don't know playing some like elementary school project take a ████ on and uh they were making they were taking plastic spoons and they were turning them to snowballs like snowmen sorry and they were they had these little like tiny little plush balls and i was in a
1:42 garden balls yeah little cotton balls they were decorative and then i thought it'd be funny if i put them on my nose and like oh you get stuck up there i was ripped dude i ████ ripped it everyone's busting up yeah dude kids are ████ dying in the aisles everyone's ████ yeah i was a comedic genius back then i put the cotton balls up my nose and i got stuck and i started freaking out because i was in kindergarten because i was a little ████ dude i was raised by women and i started crying i couldn't get them out probably pretty funny too because your nose a little plugged up so yeah yeah yeah and that's when i became a ████ mouth breather but then you know i couldn't get him out my mom freaking panicked she obviously got scared pull him out because it was really easy and then i think the one of the first punish this is like probably one of the first like corporal punishments my mom made me do she made me sit in the corner like face the corner squat heels off the ground and then just pull my ████
2:33 ears for like i don't know how long like i became the birth of nick the year that was one of why i was one of mine and fitness too you're ████ like squat right and then you're ████ like this just squatting all the way down dude high heel squats ████ nobody can see those heels though like i was ████ twerking dude just like that yeah just pulling my ears and i was there for like ████ i don't know how long and now this is both your identity and passion who would have ████ thought that was your spider-man moment dude that was one of the times i got my ████ so my mom made me do something similar anytime i got in trouble uh in vietnamese it was weight the way we going all right it was what they would call it and you pretty much like go into the corner and similar thing you go on your knees and ████ right so you have to be like on your knees make sure you see it off the butt you have to be on your knees you cross your arms you just stay there for ████ however long and i remember she would make us do this for like at least half an hour oh and if you got tired or
3:24 something that you like hella started trying to sit down she can't slap you on the ████ head you like and then one time i got a real choke because i was like swearing right so she didn't she didn't think it was good enough to just make me get on my knees she's like put me in the corner at the dry cleaners maybe do that ████ and she's like a dirty mouth so she took a ████ uh a chili pepper oh right she may bite it she straight i think she was just pissed how old were you i was like probably like 10 11. so they just made you do jk party challenges basically y'all chinese parents are so soft you guys are so ptsd so easy that was one of the things but i got my eyes beat for ████ everything let me finish my story maybe it's cool oh sorry she makes me bite this ████ thing right i it's too spicy for me so i don't know what to do but i'm also conflicted because i think i can't leave but i can't get water or anything like that so
4:14 i i don't know i'm so stupid i just start ████ drooling and then because i have to be there for like half an hour there's nothing to get bored so i like don't mind just drooling a big puddle i'm like kind of like starting to get curious to see how big this drawer yeah is know what i mean i don't know what else to do the end of this like 20 30 minutes she comes by this giant pile of drool on the floor she gets even more kissing me again slaps me again then puts me into another corner of the room makes me do it again you can't win i remember um this didn't happen to me but this is when i realized that parents are dumb ████ right so like it was it was we were at chuck e cheese for my friend's birthday right and we're having a nice ████ chuck e cheese birthday lunch eating a good cheese pizza whatever is going on right
5:04 my friend starts crying and his mom is like you and grateful son of a ████ it's ████ she didn't say that but basically the same sentiment it's your birthday i got you chuck e cheese whatever she starts beating his ass why are you crying and then she keeps ████ them up asking him why he's crying and i'm sitting there like lady you're putting them in pain of course he's gonna cry duh you dumb ████ right this is what i'm thinking the whole time while i'm like i hope she doesn't hit me because i'm scared like that ████ hand might swing this way but i was like dude i was like these parents are so dumb like this is so obvious hitting a kid is gonna make him cry and i'm like dude this and then that's when i was like this mom's ████ nuts i'm never going to his birthday party ever again yeah police parents are crazy too why do you pay to go to chuck e cheese just to ruin everything and just ████ up their kids chucky cheese what are you doing yeah because you'd be wilding out dude yeah
5:55 even so that's all you're gonna do is escalate the situation make it worse like why did you financially invest in this if you're gonna absolutely tank it so smack up your kids and ask them why they're crying while you're smacking them something that i really believe in that happened in my neighborhood was it wasn't just my mom and my dad raising us like it was like the whole ████ neighborhood had to say like if we were ████ up in front of my neighbor's house like my neighbor could come out and discipline us no problem my mom's gonna be like don't ████ touch my kids like that they're all like yo high five ████ yeah tell my kid what's up like don't ████ up but nowadays it's i mean i'm doing it nowadays right but all i all i hear about annie whom is um parents telling people like don't ████ talk to my kid and all this ████ and i just think that i benefited a lot from having other like no matter where i went i had to be in check because it wasn't just oh ████ my mom's here it was
6:46 like oh ████ adults are around bro is that like do you feel like that was like a like-minded community thing because either way you were and or maybe even like the like the ethnic group of your community oh it was everybody it was i mean i was in fairfax virginia it was like you know one of my discipliners was um this vietnamese lady named patty so it's like you just don't know where it's going to come from bro no i remember it was like that where like uh even like another parent that i didn't really know down the street would like yell at me or something and i'd go home and tell my mom and then my mom's like good you know and then like now we're gonna go and then we're gonna we're gonna take you to go apologize yeah yeah like the whole the what that's all i thought was gonna play out completely backfired we're gonna apologize to her and we're gonna say i'm sorry and i'm i see my mom thanking her for doing that i'm like ████ i had my ass whooped at church and from my parents friends but
7:37 never like the neighborhood yeah the neighborhood there might be someone that's like a karen or whatever like someone who's tattling but then like man i think like sometimes other parents will ████ you up harder than your own yeah dude my buddy kyle kim's mom would ████ come about screaming come screaming out of the house just because i ddt her son in the ████ backyard he didn't defend it you had no reversal yeah come on what do you want me to do a couple of us after church would go to my mom's friend's house right and then so she had this huge backyard because it was like a three unit property with a fat gate and they always took in the dogs of people that moved away to japan so they had like ████ tons of dogs and then so it was like a good place to kind of just after church everybody just go and play right her husband was mean as ████ but taking too many dogs yeah well his
8:28 wife took it too he was just a mean ████ but also a prankster right so like sometimes you don't know if he's like ████ with you or sometimes he's just like he's just disciplining you because he's just ████ mean but one time all of us had the bright idea to get this shovel and there's hella dog ████ right so we grabbed the dog ████ and we started launching it like this down the driveway so we got the dog ████ and then all of us are just going because you know it becomes like a ████ catapult right so we're just doing this ████ ████ launching it right and he comes out and we didn't know that the ████ was falling and like landing all over the back of his oh car good for the guy yeah dude so the first thing first thing we feel is this ████ water just pouring behind us we're like what the ████ and then
9:19 straight with those he's spraying us with a hose so we're all ████ wet running around like a bunch of ████ like ants trying to get away right and then he goes come over here right and then our parents start coming out they're like what are you doing these ████ kids ████ launching ████ look at the driver there's ████ everywhere dude dude he ████ lined us up in a ████ line and started wailing on all of our ████ faces bam one by one so we just had to stand there and all of our parents were just like yelling at us and they're like all right and then he's like he's standing there and he goes bam and then we're just like yeah and then later that we get to take a shower and then clean up and then we're like ████ like you know after you ████ cry like a little ████ you're just tired as hell and we're just sitting here eating noodles and ████ like looking at each other like we ████ up you guys didn't have to clean it up i forgot man i had to clean it we
10:10 probably had to do some ████ but at that point it was so scary that ████ was i don't know but that we always did stupid ████ like that and get in trouble my buddy derek took a bunch of it was raining and he thought like it was amazing that when we were pulling up weeds like there was so much mud yeah he was like what the ████ so then you then it's like well what are we gonna do with it it's like well we should probably we should probably start smashing them on the the neighbor's stairs because that seems like a really fun obviously yeah and i wasn't even doing it that's the thing that's ████ up i was pulling these ████ up and just being like whoa this one's even bigger than this one such kid's stupidest ████ ever and then he was taking like the pile of them and he was like kept on whacking them against his ████ ladies porch patty wong right so he's hitting
11:00 his mom's sports with his ████ these cloths of dirt and ████ dunking on our porch right because it would it would explode so you know he thought it was like incredible and i was i just kept on pulling these ████ weeds up but i thought i thought i was like damn this is pretty this is pretty ████ wild um so then patty we hear the screen door open and we hear immediately like her talking and like yelling at us and then i was like oh ████ oh ████ oh ████ i was like damn it she saw me we're ████ right and then she immediately just walks right over to my mom like knocks on the door tells her what happened and then me and derek are out there if i can clean it up we're ████ cleaning up her stare and that's what i learned about this little thing called guilt by association my mom was like it doesn't matter that you didn't do it stephen you were there with derek and he was doing it and you were watching so you were guilty just as
11:50 guilty as he is and i was like ████ this sucks but this is black this is whack this is not justice that shaped my political opinions for years to come one of the hardest times my mom beat my ████ ass it's similar to the other marg great story it's very similar but i forgot about it because it's like it's actually kind of worse so my grandpa lived in the back house and my mom would always make me like go do errands for them and ████ like just go do stuff for him i was probably in like fifth grade or so and obviously in my head i'm a ████ genius dude like i'm the smartest ████ kid there ever was my mom was asking me like go over there and like drop something off or go talk to your grandpa and then come back i forgot what the errand was but at the time i was like dude i don't want to ████ do this ████ and i was like mad at my mom for making me go do this
12:40 so i go over there i come back and she goes hey so what did what did your grandpa say and then in my head i had this ████ brilliant idea of like oh yeah i'ma ████ get you back lady so i come back and i'm like oh yeah i don't know it was weird like like grandpa said you're a ████ ████ and she goes what my grandpa don't speak english that way it's weird yeah grandpa's being weird like in my head i was a ████ genius dude i was like yeah you say you're a ████ ████ like i don't know like she goes oh he said that and i was like yeah it's crazy and i was like yeah she was like yeah that is weird that he said she's not laughing she's playing she's playing around and i was like eat my ████ ass bro
13:31 and just and just yeah bro it was ████ terrible it was ████ terrible like like with your hands or with like a shoe a slipper she would she would grab anything like i remember one of the hottest things that she would beat me with was like the hot wheel tracks oh she was like smack those have got some flex to them yeah bro and it's like a little i remember i had this sick ass little ████ power ranger tent right and it was like they did these little small rods and she was just ████ whacking me with those like crazy bro one of the worst things i hate hated getting uh beat with was uh so in fifth grade i was like in like the marching band right and then i think i was like in sixth then in sixth grade my mom found out that what i really wanted to play with saxophone and then those things are expensive it's like i don't know 900 bucks or a thousand bucks so my mom's okay we'll
14:21 start renting and if you really like it we'll we'll stick with it and uh the minute i opened the case at home and she saw the saxophone cleaner i don't know why she's like i'm taking it and then she has a this little thing full of like her weapons to beat me with and the saxophone cleaner was wonderful she just knew that she stole this saxophone cleaner i saw it and she just knew she was like i'm taking this so it's her feather duster a rice paddle and then now her saxophone cleaner and then when she hit me with that thing because there's like a little handle at the end it also kind of bends a little bit you know like the saxophone goes like this so you gotta be able to like you know do that kind of thing like she would take it and the the flex on that thing would ████ go with the flex dude it was her snap so bad why did i want to pick them what the ████ i love how she ruined
15:11 something that you were like genuinely into just by like taking ooh it's gonna be a good weapon i ████ hated the feather duster that was the worst one she pulled the feather duster out i knew my entire she flips it around the other way right yeah she grabs it by the face so she's got a grip on it she's all soft for her it's all like ████ moisturizing yeah she gives you it's got like tape on the other end for no ████ reason and just whips you well sometimes i'll get into trouble or i know some s███'s gonna happen and i get home before she does ████ i hide everything right she goes right to her little basket and she goes where is that armory ████ grandpa was acting weird today yeah nick's grandpa came over took us it you're a ████ i don't know what the ████ came over me too like i remember i just thought you're on one bro yeah i was alone your parents ever played like mind games with you and like kind of ████ with you i'm not that ████ man i
16:01 think i repressed a lot of these memories you know what uh my parents did that i thought was like looking back now like you sons of ████ right they used to ████ um tell me like you know we're not as bad as other parents you're lucky you got us and i'm like why i'm like why he goes you know other parents hit their kids with objects you see we only use our hands it's not as basic and i'm not like ████ dad you you have a full ████ closed fist when you hit me that's a man's head dude you got to hit me with a slap sometimes they don't have to ████ touch you right so like my uh mind games do this one yeah my games are crazy my neighbor zack he his mom was a disciplinarian bro she was like this woman from georgia and she did not ████ around at all like if you just like you know didn't wear your shoes in the house for too long or whatever i got on the carpet
16:51 right so i was just sick of it every time i go over there this chick is gonna give me some ████ right she was a sweet lady when she was sweet she was like two designers halloween costumes and stuff she was like amazing but if you ████ with her she's going to step right so um one time like it was like late at night or some ████ and i was i was telling zach i was like yo dude i think i hate your mom man you got a sleepover you're like can i tell you something true i hate your straight up i just hate your mom i hate her ████ hate your mother and he's like dude i hate her too so no he he well yeah he was you know venting and ████ but then i think he felt guilty probably the next day so guess what he does who tells your mom he calls my he tells his mom his mom calls my mom then i have to go over there what a rat and his mom is at the door
17:41 and she's like got tears in her eyes you thought you're going to get in trouble like you hate me stephen paul and i was like that was enough for me to just like oh god bro like broken every i was just like oh and i started meeting just crying and crying oh no why is she looking at for validation from a child anyway well it's probably the price probably that this nice lady spent all this time like investing into these other kids or like i want to be nice to them like i'm making costumes and stuff and you know if they ████ my carpet i'm like mean to them but that's discipline and then he's like you hate me well when you're a kid you're just a little ████ too you're just like yeah i hate you right now she shouldn't listen to comments is what i'm saying don't look at you know you don't need validation from a child bro my mom was uh really creative so like when i was in fifth grade i already got
18:32 kicked out of two elementary schools so i think my mom's kind of like what the ████ going on with this regretful about life yeah she's probably like i need to get a refund on this ████ and in fifth grade we had like these this aquarium with like two pet turtles and i think my adhd was just crazy because it's like i'll literally just blink and then the next thing i know my hands in the aquarium like playing with it and then my teacher is like bar i'm like it almost like snaps me out of it like oh ████ like let go of the turtle and then go back to my chair so like every time like my i got sent to the office or something whatever happened you blacked out and i would black out and my the my mom would ask me what the ████ going on why are you just getting all this trouble like man i don't even know i was just hiding playing hide and seek in class by myself and then um so my mom actually did she was like this is what i want i need to know like every single hour of the day if you're ████ up or not so she came
19:23 over to uh uh my my classroom during like a parent teacher conference and my table was the only table that had this index card taped to it and it had like like uh like nine to ten ten to eleven eleven to twelve whatever right and my mom gave the teacher the policy of every hour if i'm good she puts a star on so that way she can pinpoint exactly like what hour or whatever that i was like ████ what are you gonna do with that information like two to three i need to show up and thank you yeah yeah like she'll show up she'll show up or figure out what the ████ is going on like bart had applesauce now we know if he gets sugar he's all applesauce is a trigger because like in fourth grade i was like taking my uh best friend's pet cat to school against his will so i just do a lot against his will well he had this new
20:15 kitten at home and i was like this is a whole other video watch though this guy's super cute this is fast he's like a super cute cat and i was like yo marquis says we should bring him to school and he goes nah we can't bring back to school i'm like oh you're right so he went to go take a shower do it so i took the pet cat i put my backpack so i took it to school and then i took him out then i put him in my drawer and then he sat behind me and i was like he's checking out he's like that's my cat the kids like started meowing you know and the teacher's like is there a cat you brought a ████ cat to school cause it wasn't even your ████ it wasn't even my cat you're such a menace bro just when i thought like you would run out of stories you never run out of ████ stores when you were beat by a
21:05 saxophone cleaner bro have you guys ever been uh jumped by your parents before no in what way ████ tag team your ass double team dude so like like one whoops you then goes the other one ████ high fives i ████ deserve this one though because we had guests over right and i um it was like my parents friends from church and all this stuff and then like um every every sunday night i get to play video games so i was like mom like can i go play games she goes no like when guests are over like we have to like give them attention that's like the right thing to do and i'm like all right and then this is evil kid joe right i'm like well if they're gone guess what i could play my game so i went out there and walked chilling in the living room right i was like you know what's funny uh mom was saying like you guys are overstaying your
21:56 welcome holy ████ and i in my head i'm like genius yeah they're gonna leave i could play my ████ games third grade or some ████ right i was a child you're a ████ genius like nine or something right yeah so i'm sitting there chaos in ensues right she my parents are denying no no we didn't i was like yeah you did you said it back double down the look on the guy's face he's just like oh ████ what the ████ and then like i'm like here we go sega genesis you're already starting it up all right i'm just like sega genesis
22:47 here we go my parents are uncoiling the controller my parents are ████ like they're like trying to get them to stay at home i'm laughing right and then because they're gonna ████ me up in front of them right and i didn't even know that was coming because my dumb ass was just like oh if they leave then i play my games right so so when they're saying bye i'm standing there at the door saying bye with my parents right thanks for not overstaying i'm like bye it was fun having you come back next week i think i'm gonna play sonic and knuckles no i'll play sonic 3. as soon as the door closes i do one of these things because they grab the back of my shirt i get ████ up so hard i get away i ████ go to the uh backyard and ████ i'm crying my eyes out because i didn't even that blind side to me i was like i didn't even expect i was gonna get ████ up i don't know why i'm getting ████ up
23:38 and i don't know why i don't know why i'm getting ████ up right they chased me around the house and then like also i had that audacity to say while i'm crying in the bed they put me in bed they said you got to go to sleep now and i'm like but i don't get to play video games you said when they left i could play video i don't know i was like i was waiting for that that's how that's and then they get you by just like and you'll never play video games ever oh now they still let me push off to sleep that's ████ hilarious hey real quick real quick honestly worth it uh so really glad that jarelyn told me that because like because we actually had a little moment at the door and like like and i love you was was was given instead and i'm not kidding this sounds like ████ crazy but she died a year later in a in a car accident like and she got to say you got to yeah every time i think about her i always think about her crying and
24:29 telling me you hate me stephen paul and like you know it's like oh man this is hard right but then i remembered that wow that because she confronted me as a child and she told me that we had that little i love you and i always think about that so that's a huge learning like experience for for a kid too yeah yeah that's true because no asian pear would have said they they loved you or hated you they just ████ you up but it's a it's a nice thing to think about like the way that we get disciplined and uh and the good that can come from it yeah i don't know what happened in my situation but i'm glad for you though i have no silver line did you ever play sega genesis again hell yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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