0:00 it's nice to have a manly guy show up and not be like are you fuing that guy yeah yeah who's this guy he got an accident with are you ████ him I just think it's a little weird that both you guys crashed at the same time I think it's kind of too much of a coincidence it's all I'm saying are you going text me back when I sent you that giant message [Music] yeah welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys but we have our careful girl Colleen back wow colen colen Colleen Ken that's my new favorite one all right so you got sandwich Your Own Adventure we either talking about your love life or your car life you already know which one I'm choosing love life let's go love life talk about car life what's going on what happened what happened what
0:50 happened tell us the story she almost died almost died last night yeah it was last night it was last night I got maybe like 2 hours of sleep guys Jesus um but I love you so I'm here yay um you don't look like you only slept two hours so don't worry about that thank you so much that was nice yeah it was so sweet so she like you slept like 1 hour I'll give you some like back I'll I'll do the quick story first so um about a week and a half ago I find my car it could have been in multiple places I had parked it in various parking lots but I had only realized the damage as soon as I got to the gas station it was like my tail light was cracked it was dented scraped on the back rear passenger the entire bottom
1:43 rear reflector is dented and and like impacted so no Noe no nothing hit and run um claims already been filed money's already been sent oh my god oh man it just it is what it is right um do you spend like a th000 um yeah my deductible is 500 and the payout and the connections that I have with certain mechanics I'll be actually up money I'll be profit oh cool um but the California hustle last night happens and uh I'm driving on the 134 West um this is good freeway that's a freeway super that's a top 10 Freeway top 10 in California it's pretty wide yeah I like it free w I thought you said pretty white free no wide Che white and everything continue sorry
2:33 sorry the 134 a lot of white people live along that PR it's true though 134 West only though 134 East lot of Mexicans meic that's right good job a lot of Mexicans just so we know where the racial lines are so um there's maybe five or six six of us driving on the highway uh there's I believe it was a truck or semi Tru I couldn't see that far ahead of me but apparently what happened is the tire blew on the like going 70 80 M an hour and the entire Tire wraps out and flies and and debris flying and hits the car in front of me impacts them pretty severely what's left of the debris flies out from there and then I see it and I swerve to the left and then yeah and
3:27 then and then um post production magic that's right all live and the my car is pretty much just cosmetic so like the um passenger side again uh but this time it's the front uh scraped no way bro scraped and the like internal panel the um is ripped out and it was stuck for a little bit too and the um side panel above the tire is also completely ripped off um and so I'm hearing scraping in my car as I kind of swerve and I'm like oh I'm ████ like this is this sucks and like was your second thought like oh well considering my connections I'm going to have more money that's right that was my
4:17 other connection I was like thinking how I'm get Creative Cloud how else can I ████ the system um and make some money which is in process allegedly allegedly allegedly allegedly well it's not my fault out of all these tragedies you always come on top get a new car you get I hi away very resourceful yeah and so I'm pulling over to the shoulder I just hear the whole way I'm thinking oh like something's for sure off looking at my car there's no um sensors or anything going off I'm like okay that's a good sign pull over I get out I look I'm pulling off the the panel that's already like kind of stuck in between my tire cuz I need yeah I'm on the side of the highway just like ripping this ████ off to like be able to like get off to the
5:08 side were you wearing gloves no she's just angry she's like just like this sh yeah just she hulking were you by yourself I was by myself oh dude D he a man and then not really the one there's there's a second side the story but I'm leaving that part out there's a man there's a man second part of why are you leaving it out wait what the ████ he he comes he saves me it's all good he comes he comes two for one that's great yeah um she gets money and a man that's a double whammy dude that's that's a double double mere death experiences for the win so she the tow truck driver comes and she falls in love
5:59 kind of cute Love Story yeah the tow truck driver that's who I've been waiting for all this time a real man a real man he's outside actually yeah I thought it was just going to be the guy that helps you pump gas oh that's a guy while I was staring at you that's a you were almost in a live leak video that was like one of those viral ones so I pull off right and then um I I text him and I'm like hey I just got on an accident after he sent this like really beautiful message my next message was just got in an accident he was just like don't ████ with me and can't talk I will ████ you up don't ████ with me what Fu what do you think you got an accident cuz you were reading his
6:49 text this is so sweet and then just that's so funny she's like like driving oh my God okay so my as I'm in the process of like pulling the stuff out and like pulling over exactly just like that um my phone accidentally sends him like a voice note and this k no like yeah yeah you'll hear it in 30 seconds but all all you hear is like so I say just had an accident no don't ████ with me you just hear the clicking the car door the like the highway yeah just
7:39 all live post production that's right so you just think like I died you know what even mean oh that's so that's so sad right after this nice message and then just had an accident no don't ████ with me and then you accidentally sent that that's really that's like the heart monitor just it just goes be colen colen you hear a guy go I'm sorry we lost her who are they talking to I'm glad I finally met someone like you and then she dies and he's like no we were joking about that after that's like almost for batim what we were joking about joking about so things going well huh yeah that's why she ain't that upset there's a silver lighting to this that's why you only slept 1 hour [Applause]
8:30 car accident was at 2:00 p.m. yeah yeah car accident was last week that's really nice that he came um yeah he came hard come on that's cool how fast he got there pretty quick he yeah he immediately I I got on the phone with him got there in like 15 minutes he comes to where I'm parked and then he's like hey I actually saw CHP and the police officers on the road let guide you back and get the information and get the police support and everything and make sure your insurance you know that semi's gone yeah it's gone holy but the but the um without a tire I mean gone as in like they to it away yeah they tow it but then the CHP was still there so you're able to catch them and get the police report police were
9:20 there too so good thinking yeah is he insurance agent how does he know all this stuff he a lot of things he's a tow truck driver remember that's right he's a tow truck driver he just so happened to be there he got there so fast that's why he knew that's why he was like CHP we got to get the police report yeah this knows and he's AAA certified so and he knows maneuver triaa though the best insurance possible to every really AAA you can't advertise like that on here without we're not sponsored by that well that's why I'm going I'm going to work my way up there I'll talk to them and I'll call what else you want to say that Wang Fu makes great videos come on man you're burning us no I'm just saying I'm just saying we need the views what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you
10:11 get two videos one never released director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take a seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details I have three insurances that's tight GE do they insure each other in a triangle yeah yeah checks and balance that would be funny huh so um I get the I get the report and um the the uh the car in front of me like was oh the one that got ████ up yeah that one wasn't too bad but it was just so funny like the the D between that man and then the man that
11:02 showed up for me and like that man was just like what what we what do we do in this situation like this like I've never I've never filed a claim before like what the police do and I'm like a real Rick Moranis yeah did you punch him in the face did you shck that guy it sounds like you punch him in the ████ head I just the way you talk about him with disgust I'm like oh dude and then um you talking about the guy that got hit yeah Oh I thought you talking about gas like he was just very like flustered and it was you can tell it was his last first time but he's like I got to get home to like my wife and my kids and I had this plan blah blah blah maybe he had no insurance uh were you're like hey hey hey I'm the woman here stop doing that yeah I was like please too much emotion my job listen I'm the woman now yeah you ever see that photo did you ever see that photo of the flood where
11:52 the dude he's like holding the shoes and the things and then the guy's like holding his wife was yeah no so you remember the flood that happened in Texas or whatever oh and then out of all guys he looks like Asian or Filipino or some ████ too ████ but he's like in front of his family like holding like his daughter's shoes and like belongings and then the there's like a cop behind him just holding his wife like that and then in the captain is like don't be that guy that's how I felt looking at like that I was like so then how was your dude when he arrived that dude he was helping him he was like looking under his car he was holding him up like your man had a bunch of flares and he put him out on the ████ he like stopped traffic on thee like it's okay he's on the side like ████ yeah file the claim tomorrow it's
12:42 going to be okay damn what a man yeah dude um yeah and then you know just uh made sure I got home okay you know just all all the great yeah why is it funny to see men helpless it's so funny and then why is it so funny I don't know why it's such a turn off yeah it's such a turn off I'm like just looking at this guy and be like this guy has a wife and kids I'm like it's even funnier to have a manly guy and see what happens when his computer's being hacked yeah don't don't look at don't look at that I'll ████ you up whoever's doing that ████ it's like opposite it is that's when you need a nerd right there but yeah my car's just been through like the ████ the last you know week and a half so now like I'm kind of tight with my um
13:34 um claim adjuster his name is Sam Sam so Sam's Sam's legit Sam the Scam Man yeah shout out Progressive who's taking care of my St and car my Geo Progressive triple a shout that's actually my my three except AAA I got Progressive I got Farmers that's your God the Father Son and Holy Spirit yeah cuz I got different Insurance in different states bro wow that's almost like ho in other are it's the same honestly what you got you'd be paying ████ bills I got I got Mercury too you got Mercury fire and flood insurance for my business you're the perfect guy for those commercials that are like are you paying for apps you don't even know anymore like rocket money rocket money so your car what's
14:25 the what's the tally on right now it's it's all cosmetic um at Le you could drive it yeah exactly is it here it's here can we take a look at the damage you sure can you going do a JK Adventure where we take a look does he need any bumper stickers or anything no okay everybody can come with me except for Ryan we're going to come a gay bumper I don't need some crickets in my car driving me insane getting me into the next accident what is Nick just get those toy hole cans and just like glue them to like the side yeah Nick's going to do a little show tell trying to see if I have another no another ████ gay crazy story G bumper keep your backpack I threw in the trash on the last one I found one in my bag this guy snuck one in my car has been a victim yeah what's going on does it look like a bum car now
15:15 or does it look like a ████ it it looks you'd have to look for it but like to me since I'm so I keep all my stuff pretty pristine it's it's it feels like yeah it sucks cuz it's so it's like new it's new what kind what kind of car is it uh CX5 no no don't say that don't say that you probably shouldn't say that onere that was the last bit a guy needed to find her I got her I knew it I was so close say the Year too say the year come find me oh sh what if that's the missing link he's like okay I got this this what car is it CX what at least it's a a mozda like Asian car cuz then then you're not really getting screwed over with like fixings and stuff the parts I mean there's a reason why I got this car and I didn't go like balls
16:06 to the wall it's just cars are expensive I thought you were going to say there's a reason I got this car is cuz my other one got stolen well that's that's just a fact that makes a lot of sense though so how's your Kia Allegiance will you ever go back um waiting on the settlement which I'm going to get paid out pretty nicely let's go really so we like to hear that's so nice all of the Court days have been um filed accepted gone through the claims have all been submitted so now it's just waiting for the check or the direct deposit which I chose direct deposit D so you're basically just scamming the system right now you're just getting paid for everything car issue wise yeah well rightfully so you're causing your own car accidents yeah if let's say they actually catch the guy that stole it and they're like we caught him do you want to prosecute would you say yes like chill to the fullest extent you're like I get the on JK news first oh and then
16:59 and then like see what he says you guys can ask him some questions determine if he's like a a quality human besides the fact that he stole my car from Progressive are you like conflicted after that he does Fri thing now you're ████ Sam a Twist hey honestly let's just start a record let's actually don't take anything personal from people that steal really no I don't think they taking what about people that download MP3s kill them no no I'm going beat their ass I don't what about Ed stealing business money I think if you catch them in the ACT you're allowed to do whatever you want with them not in California that's agraba rules do you know that do you know you know in Russia there was a guy that tried to rob a hairdresser and she was like oh you want to rob me and then she kidnapped him and then um had her way with him for many many days and
17:49 then she she fed him time seen you squirt around that word die his hair she fed him she yeah she permed him yeah she permed him yeah gave him curls and dried the the ████ out of his hair I know she was like you have beautiful hair I need no um she made him take viag Crush so she could keep going and then while she was done with him he just is like she let him go and then he I heard he had a really sore dick that's probably that's out of a movie bro that's out of a a actually did hear something like that it's true it's not bad you're like yeah yeah it's true so I think as as as soon as someone enters your house when didn't invite them I don't believe in just like selfdefense I believe in property rights they're your property now cuz they walk through your door oh okay so now you can do whatever you want
18:39 what if someone was stealing from your shop I I do I do whatever I want with what what if it's like you're renting that place so it's not your property it is cuz under renters rights it is your property cuz you you you you you're paying for it what if it's a woman that's stealing your stuff oh oh then she just has to leave cuz I'm calling the police yeah but if it's a guy hey you have really sex I'm not into that ████ but it's a guy you got to stay a little while if it's a guy I'm having my way right now dude popping that blue Cho oh my goodness blue CH going town on that guy I'm going to ask him to start trimming my hedges washing my dog what if it's a girl but like at some point they did testing and found XY chromosomes in a Russian boxing then I'm going to tell her to bring that up probably carpet like clean my carpet my carpet okay yeah
19:30 and I'm like for one month straight every single time I I put a cigar in my mouth you have to light it and then stand there with the ashtray and let me Ash it in your hand two coffees every morning let me Ash in your hand that's so dude I'll tell her to hold Ms for me every morning get a work out yeah the boxer she's pretty good at mits then yeah that be TI that's my personal my so did that dude score unlimited points with you for showing up oh yeah 100% where's he at in the rankings for like of like guys of all time in your life like not just this situation but like multiple situations prior top the top top the top C I'm shocked we found one you guys indry we got one found a man we found like a real man like a real real where he from the one we constructed on this show that's right tow truck drivers guys you know what's funny he watched
20:20 that video yeah yeah and he assumed all those quality thrilled for you hey what if what if he watched it and then he was like so that's what I got to do except uh I mean some of your qualities and traits get a little wonky towards the end so that's your opinion you mean realistic realistic that means he can see through it and knows the human I don't think he could grow bionic arms I get it the humor is great it's um does he have webbed feet yeah he could swim really good that's right yeah sorry if he doesn't sorry if he doesn't yeah car insurance guys car insurance s for agressive a silver lining to everything but in Colleen's case it's like gold lining yeah for real cuz like whenever I'm going through tragedies I have to keep
21:10 paying yeah that's right you just need a man we end I need a man yeah where's the man in my life who's going to pick me up you are the man I would like a man like that to show up that's nice yeah dude he was like instantly like stay there I'm bringing my gloves he didn't say hey hey hey I'll be there and then and you're like where are you well I said I was going to be there Spirit right he didn't say like I'm going to I got you on gas but then not pump the gas well that was a miscommunication it's nice to have a manly guy show up and not be like are you ████ that guy yeah yeah that that's more manly though who's this guy he got an accident with are you ████ him ass tight dude who the ████ is this guy I just think it's a little weird that both you guys crashed at the same time you guys are driving by the same semi hard to believe all of us crashed the ratio is all I think it's kind of too much of a coincidence that's all I'm
22:00 saying and you going text me back when I sent you that giant message yeah were you breing out with this guy why are you so close with your claim adjuster dude's dude's rule man dude's ████ rule say his name to the camera on three 2 one Nick who terrible name plot to it that's an awful name you should break up with that guy wait a minute Nick Nick the gear
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