0:00 [Music] this australian guy goes for a jog after heavy rain and on the ground discovers what looks like an alien embryo whoa is the blue thing there are mangas it's just a squid whoa that's a oyster it's just a squid so uh he sent he took a video of it pictures and then they sent it to like some experts and so far they can't tell what the ████ it is is it a live she didn't save it here you go wow that would have saved it well he poked it with a stick so that's close is it ocean inside wow there is some wild some crazy wildlife in australia why does that look like a ████ wait is it dead salamander whoa that's like a ████ some people think it's like a deformed frog or it's like a you can't move it oh like it's stuck onto
0:50 the concrete it kind of looks like it is right why is it so hard and that's squishy we need to get a whoa what though that's kind of nuts you guys think aliens are among us right now yeah okay really why do you think so why do i think that um i mean it depends right because i think that the ufo ████ now that they're talking about it more right and it's like open and you you can even be in the military and talk about how you saw some ████ yeah so you know who's driving that ████ that's all is it aliens is it is it russians i mean if it's russians why wouldn't they just go ████ you cramp immediately like with the ufo you dig yeah ufos can ████ up whole countries immediately well if you could pull those kinds of news off my friend i think it's pretty uh pretty much straightforward yeah they could they could pretty much wreck a whole country haven't they found like what they've uh thought were embryos or like dead bodies of aliens quote-unquote
1:41 and they're at roswell i don't know but like i remember there was a i don't know if there was a story or was it recent or not but there was like a picture like a blue embryo or like a alien are you familiar with this at all so it's probably ████ then because aren't you really into aliens i'm also into ████ too though so i've got you there yeah never mind then all right what i brought to the table doesn't help at all no so uh here's some other uh suspicions of what it could be some people think it's a clam or a snail without a shell but has an eye doesn't it a snail without a shell isn't that a slug they also yeah i guess it could be they also think it could be a possum embryo gabriel maybe yeah it could be because they like in a pocket and then they fall out yeah oh possums are marsupials yeah it's the only marsupial that we have here
2:32 actually on this car yeah but that's australia yeah so that's do they have pasta yeah they got everything it just looks like it squid to me am i nuts but the way the dew is poking it it looked hard huh consistency yeah it didn't seem like it was anything that was of like actual not even just like uh jellyfish nature but like even if it was like an embryo or whatever i guess maybe it's like rigor mortis type stuff yeah maybe yeah it looks all hard maybe it did it was like a hard piece of bubble gum stuck on the concrete after it dried up on a sunny day that's actually one of the uh suggestions too they thought it was like bubblegum and it has an eye doesn't it it has what it looks like could be a knife can you turn around it looks like um it looks like a newt baby before it went full newt oh see yeah it looks like a tadpole that went full tadpole or maybe it's a fishing bait and they also said it could be a the embryo of like a glider you know
3:22 like those like blue oh sure what i don't know enough uh australian animals in the local terrains in what way would an embryo find itself outside like that a human one maybe a weird demented kid like joe got a hold of the mother and just started ████ with it come on man i don't do that anymore don't judge me like come on nipping eyes off a slug the frog barrier it was a rainy day it was a rainy rain it's raining right there they say where this was by like a pond sydney oh no no but like is this by like a pond like a lake or like um an ocean i don't know i don't think so it's like literally on the street it's just on the sidewalk with no so there's no like australian wildlife expert that's like oh that's this embryo there's i think if you're gonna ask an expert i think you're gonna get even more of an inconclusive result because they want to
4:12 be sure they're right so if you're just showing people so you got to ask like an amateur they're probably going to go i don't know what it is you know like but if you ask like a ████ amateur it'll be like ████ squirrel nut it's a testies of a squirrel they like they're just fell out some so definitive but yeah they did try to ask a bunch of experts and they all were like oh we'd have to do tests we're not touching this i have to ████ put it in my mouth i don't know how the ████ they do that's why no one listens to experts man they never have any good opinions because they're so afraid to lose their jobs that's kind of true though yeah so ████ wacky that's kind of true yeah they're not willing to put it all on the line for a ████ street squad yeah they're like why don't you guys have more experts on jk news and i'm like cause they're ████ boring yeah they always go i don't know i don't know because they're scared of getting fired and ████ we need brave people who don't know anything about the topic and they would ████ go off on it let's roll
5:03 makeup statistics makeup stats yeah asked me about ████ makeup dude nick what do you actually think it is i think it's like a squid that's what i think just some chinese guy dropped his ████ honestly think it's like a coincidence like that and then we're all just like oh ████ i don't know what hey remember when the in-n-out burger was in like new york and everyone's like why is this in-n-out burger on the ground and some guy's like yeah i flew here and it fell out of my bag no ████ it's the most like common most boring thing probably everybody's poking at the in and out burger with this thing what is that is that an embryo everyone's explain this how can you explain this all the experts are like i'd have to taste it i don't know man no experts like i don't want to comment on it because i can't taste it i'm gonna lose my job it's performance art that also happened with in norway they found a hard hat from like the like the main department of power you know like the italy in
5:54 norway or norway the main department of power like from straight from maine like that you're talking about like state of maine oh yeah that's what i'm saying they found a hard hat like that washed up in norway norway all the way from maine and all it did was it just fell in the water and traveled 3 300 miles it just washed up great crazy that the back of it never filled up with water enough to sink crazy google the uh blue alien embryos yeah no there is something like that bro you know about it no no he's just talking about it honestly i'm just a little bit more interested in that than ████ squid on the floor well i thought somebody would have saw that honestly all of it looks weird one's the one that he's probably yeah let me see this one looks legit though i don't have a penis or anything dude i think this is the one i think this this is pretty legit really it's not a smurf that one a real smurf would also be like whoa oh my god make it big make it big what if they got it wrapped up like a ████ baby yeah guys looks like a bag
6:45 of flour why's he got human clothes it got smaller why's it got human clothes on that's pretty crazy i'm asked the expert so is that the one you're thinking about no that's not the one i saw no that's not it you're sure he's like yeah show me another one i'm not impressed you think aliens would look like us like bipedal ████ like you know kind of like humanoids yeah have you ever seen k-pack yeah i like k-pop that's what kevin spacey says he's like how do you how does the bubble form he's like every time that you ever make a bubble no matter where you are it forms the same way doesn't it so then that's the idea that everything would be bipedal like uh oh because it's the most like most like it makes sense the most yeah but when i watched that movie i didn't know he was a sexual harasser so it was easier to understand yeah now i don't like the movie anymore yeah you can't see past that i love capex though that was a dope movie but that's probably true though they probably are like bipedal or something like that probably bipedal probably bisexual for
7:35 sure that's the most believable alien i think so yeah tall tall long guy with long fingers i want my aliens have long fingers like like like a like a like like salad fingers yeah yeah i think men and black did it right because i think they're insects dude i think they think they look hella insecty how about the reptilian theory have you what's the reptilian theory oh like q anon type ████ no there's reptile like there's like um there's like different alien races yeah different species apparently they're already here and then they're they're battling it out amongst us right and then so they're saying like mark zuckerberg or like all the top brightest and and like world leaders are all reptilians which are shape shifting alien creatures that look like reptiles and if you look at the ancient alien theory they go well when you see like
8:26 egyptian art you see like sumerian art you see all these like you know hybrid reptile creatures that are the leaders and gods of mankind and they're like they've always been among us and they've been shape-shifting into humanoid form and then they're causing destruction and whatever whatever it's crazy that's really funny we have all kinds of different categories like we have the gray alien who are like the stereotypical hollywood alien that look all like small yeah and they're they're like on a different team there's like the humanoid ones that look like thor uh they're like the viking ones yeah right i want to see those they're all they're they're all just they're all white people they're like blue eyed blonde haired norwegian people yeah well we're probably gonna find out pretty soon what this thing really is what do you say it is huh last look what do you
9:17 say that is it's a ████ animal dude just a regular animal some kind of what always happens is they always come out and they're like guess what it's not an alien and we're always like oh wow okay cool thanks you guys remember as they scoop it up put an area 51 they're like keep on researching you guys remember like like when you're when we were kids right they would circulate this dried up picture of a skate like it's a skate like a fish it's kind of like a shark and a stingray had a baby but they flip it the other way around and it's dried up and it has a happy face and then people be like we found a ████ alien and then man we were all ████ dumb as ████ back then right because everyone would think oh my god it'd be on those uh you know in the grocery store with a national enquirer yeah yeah or you're driving to arizona it's like 140 miles off the road come check out the alien and you're like
10:07 all right i'll check them out that was me dude i love that ████ i went for the alien beef jerky oh yeah oh that's good alien beef jerky [Music]
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