0:00 foreign [Music] he's like an amazing Storyteller and then didn't they like death threat his ass to say oh you want a ████ retired ████ we're gonna kill you so then he goes oh I guess I have to work for another game Metal Gear we're talking about Konami Konami is ████ with them they were ████ no no no fans fans sent him a debt they're like you have to ████ finish because remember you wouldn't finish ████ like metal gear or some ████ like that no he got kicked out of Konami and then Konami holds the rights for Metal Gear he has his own production company they were telling they're telling him you better ████ finish this ████ ████ he goes no I'm gonna retire I'm too old okay retired ████ I'm gonna kill you especially for a
0:50 Japanese guy those guys just run until they die that's true they work till they're 98 and then they die at 103. Miyazaki has been retired like 10 times now and he keeps on coming back and be like Oh my son's ████ it up didn't she get her my Moto like not even retire yet like the Mario creator I don't know actually he's a psychopath he did Mario he did ████ zeldas he did ████ smash bass he did Bitcoin as well yeah just got killed uh so so hideo Kojima has threatened legal action against people who are falsely linking His image with the guy who just assassinated Japanese prime minister yeah that's fair that sucks I don't even know what he like really looks like yeah what do you know could you looks like no like no I don't know a murderer how about that today yeah like no I don't know what he looks like he just looks like an oh I don't
1:40 know I don't know all those guys look so ████ basic to me that they all blur I don't even know you guys are talking about it looks like a Japanese businessman well you should know um Metal Gear Metal Gear sick which one's Metal Gear is it the one where you're running the guy with a snake he's a secret agent do you jump in a metal slug oh that looks more like the killer that yeah yeah he looks like this now though Loki that just looks like a regular Japanese that's what I'm saying he looks so basic look at this joke stylish that's like my ████ cousin right there so yeah hideo Kojima I got like 10 cousins that look like him oh thank you is that right hey Dale I don't know you I mean tell me is it Jack Nicholas I don't understand the reference what are you talking about what's off camera huh it's padeo point is he's a legend he everyone's you
2:31 know there was some people online who were saying that the Assassin looks like him and uh it looks like he's basically just pushing back saying like yo that's not to me don't say that ████ I will ████ sue your ass I will kill you with a handmade gun yeah yeah what a funny thing to be like so there was a politician um from French uh uh fall politics Prince Paul French politics thank you um his name is Damien Ryu and he retweeted images of hideo Kojima with the comment the extreme left kills so yeah that's wild why you just accuse anybody now what a weird oh ████ you could just say stuff politicians tweet some crazy ████ sometimes the news is ████ wild too I was just on I was on Fox news earlier looking at um at articles and ████ right and there was a there was like it's like guy gets
3:21 murdered in democrat-run city I'm like all cities are Democrat run basically people are wild right now you gotta put your little politics in every guy no one dies in Republican cities now they go that's exactly it that's giraffe dies in Republican Zoo cynical okay we got it through your through your your life people are wilding out um so yeah so you know the politician then deleted the Tweet because obviously he told the same person he's wrong and uh did he say hey sorry I just thought it would look like a nutshank she says I naively took a joke for information I didn't think we could make humor about the assassination of a man but I was
4:11 wrong not to check before sharing my apologies to hideo Kojima and to the fans of metal gear which is pretty funny thing to say yeah dude that's when you know he ████ up a very specific group of people don't ████ with male gear fans that's that's some uh that's some ████ defamation lawsuit ████ you have to go down you know what I mean you guys ever play ████ what's metal can you show me metal gears yeah dude I've been talking about Metal Gear for a long time it's my favorite game ever it's probably like one of the best first games that you play in Nintendo like as a child right so there's Super Mario and well no there's regular Mario and then you play like ████ duck hunt but then Metal Gear changed the game like when you ████ play that you're just like what the ████ but then it gets crazier and crazier like yeah it gets a little too wild foreign
5:01 but didn't it start with Nintendo when it was that s█████ ass it was before Metal Gear Solid because solid is when it came to the place metal gear and then those Metal Gear 2 revenge of snake or whatever and then there's this one which was like the one that exploded um but the stories got better though yeah yeah story got great but the cool thing about it like so what he did originally on Nintendo and frankly I only know about this because I was obsessed with this game and I found out about those games right but so there was like a game where you could do stealth right like you're in the military and you're doing stealth and so like the game can actually see if you're if it spots you or not and so the bad guys will notice you unless you're sneaking around the right way so that was what was so ████ cool about Metal Gear it was like revolutionary at the time um Anthony you're pulling up some footage I'm trying to like show a little bit of gameplay of Metal Gear Solid from the PlayStation oh yeah are you doing right anime
5:55 but like you know when I was kind of a legend in this game a little bit you know what I mean in my own home Counter-Strike before Counter-Strike huh no no no no because no no no this was it's a different thing that's not first person you're in AIM mode but then third person story based but like it's like more like GTA we have a character that you control yeah yeah but you know and it was you know how do you Kojima kind of references that he was inspired by um Snake Plissken from the Escape movies so I could Escape From New York with Kurt Russell yeah yeah yeah cause like that's a that's a movie about like a president has his daughter kidnapped and then like are you a bad enough dude to go rescue her is basically the meme of it right yeah they both have eye patches so then they get this guy who's like whose name is snake in the movie um to like it's like you know snake we need your help and he's like I'm retired
6:46 dude that's where it really started and then he's like I'll never ████ work you ████ again and they're like I required a set of skills we put a bomb in your head and we're gonna ████ blow it up unless you do this ████ and then he's like such a ████ got me again he's like can I smoke or is it gonna ████ with bomb like you can smoke uh cool yeah so smoking is cool all that's really cool Grizzle talk is cool right A Good Old Marlboro sponsorship day that's really what made those movies cool though cigarettes so much yeah yeah and so then hey grandson audio Kojima kind of does like a almost like a homage to that with metal gear one so his name is snake same ████ like he like same story mechanics and like you know um there was a facility on Shadow Moses Island got ████ taken over by bad guys like they
7:36 got nukes what are you gonna do and so he's like I'm ████ retired bruh we still got a bomb in your head yeah yeah we didn't have to do that but they did do something with him where like they injected him with something and uh that plays a big part in the team that wasn't Metal Gear Solid but Fox die and Metal Gear Solid and then the new James Bond movie actually ripped it off Big Time wow and no time to die yeah they did they did Big Time yeah I think about that with the blood yeah okay yeah it's fascinating yeah so anyway Mega solid Legendary game got Wilder in the second game right the second game I don't even know what the ████ was going on naked right and they were wilding out they were wilding out big time dude halfway through they changed snake out so you're not even snake anymore and now you're just a ████ blonde-haired anime character ████ ninja but he wasn't great he was a little ████ boy naked for half the game yeah and he was
8:27 like whining and crying into the ████ Kodak the whole time you know you're selling three was cool though never saw threesome then you're in Vietnam and you had to like eat snakes and ████ exactly the Snake Eater snake eating snake yep and his titties bouncing all over the ████ place actually any game that had titties bouncing out was like remember dead or alive no yeah yeah they're a live extreme beach volleyball dude I don't even think I ever threw a punch in that game I was having ████ jump up and down the whole ████ time or even with Street Fighter where that totally goes upside down and you're hoping that her panties show you're like yeah yeah dude dude Chun Lee get those legs up in the air yeah or what's their name and kill her Instinct at the end where she ████ just oh but the backside you know what I'm talking about yes Orchid wait and there was a Mortal Kombat like like like maleena was doing some titty ████ like some finish him but then I finished herself um
9:22 brilliant brilliant gameplay cities are so awesome man what game did you play bar uh I played Barclay I run from the Jazz cleaner I played duck hunt I thought that was fun um we didn't have uh what is it called Nintendo we had one of those Chinese Nintendo ones so they're kind of cool because like you get a cartridge there's like 500 like off-brand games you don't really know what they are but they're kind of like you're like oh this one's kind of like it's like goose hunt yeah yeah you're like this one's kind of like Super Mario donkey Kang yeah is that a Mario it's like it's like it's Pierre it's like a French character that's walking around did you ever have those tiger things Bart where like remember little tiger handheld devices the little like black and white characters would kind of move around and add some of those yeah little LCD games there was
10:12 like one game yeah yeah almost one game yeah it's like it's like a one game and you would play it and then the it would give you levels and it would just make it faster so it would just be like until you couldn't do it anymore but yeah that so you played like all the off-brandship that and then but when I went to my friend's house that had Sega then like Shinobi that was really cool and then uh you should know it's a Super Nintendo then like uh Mario Kart that was pretty fun you guys missed like game like do you guys still play yeah well I haven't in a while I'm no gamer by any means but what's the last game you played uh I'm I'm in the middle of playing God of War 4 for the second time because God of War 4 Ragnarok comes out this November damn those things yeah holy ████ yeah so God of War 4 is what I said God of War four God War four is what I was talking about I had a friend that had that and there was like the ████ coolest kid this is the ████ cool I remember like you know how some of those days it'd be like oh
11:03 rainy day day and then the kids that had that then during recess because you can't go outside to play they bust those out you're like oh my God I ████ hell we hated those kids they were killing or the kids with the game boys yeah and all I could look at was Big Five coupons yo man game boys are much bigger than I remembered oh the original one there yeah and then if you had the light ████ on the speaker ████ on it you're a ████ loser bro dude I love the ████ like warm light that they had because it never showed because it would just be like Overland see just be like what the ████ am I looking oh you ever see the boys cases for their game boys yeah that was me what was that the ████ happened literally pelican cases and pull out everything their batteries or cartridges multiple games and stuff those idiots protecting their investment I bet you wish you did that at some point in your life once at least recently
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