0:00 So, when was this development of social monogamy? When was that like the most widely accepted and understood version of 2005 maybe? >> [laughter] >> So, we just missed the cut, huh? We should have been born earlier. Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're introducing a new series. It's called the Careful Boys Thought Experiment where we do like Bart and we put on our science hats and we talk about a topic that isn't necessarily our opinions. And today the topic is the Careful Boys don't believe in monogamy. Wait, what? That's the way you framed it. >> [laughter] >> Dude, that's safe. I love that. We have to think about this. How creative. >> experiment. >> Don't believe in monogamy. >> Yeah, it's a prompt. >> And you're like a AI LLM. You have to subscribe to this understanding. >> Like there's a difference though. Like like do you believe in monogamy or do
0:51 you believe it's the natural state of human being? >> I know you want to talk like you did 10 minutes ago, hotshot. >> I am. That's what I'm saying. It's like blame yourself. >> I don't believe that it's the natural state, but I believe in the effectiveness of it. >> Yeah, yeah. So, like I the the thing is the argument is biologically we're not wired that way, right? No primates do that. >> I don't think we're even wired to be good humans. Like >> No, yeah, at all. Like if you take the animal kingdom rules versus street level rules they're way off. Animal kingdom it's like I like that guy's ████ radio. I'm going to go jack his ass because that's what monkeys do, right? They'll just go, "That's mine." Um so, biologically we're not meant to be monogamous, but socially we are and we're trying to build society, build civilization. We're not trying to like It's good for long-term planning. >> trying to grape each other's wives. >> though. Are we not biologically wired to
1:41 have the intellect to create social standards for ourselves? Intellectually, we are trying to, but we're fighting physiology. >> The social standards often come from peer pressure as well. It's like, you know when people have like anxiety or panic attacks? That's the clash we have. Someone is feeling the adrenaline. >> [laughter] >> And then in your [clears throat] brain you're like, "But I'm sitting in the living room. Chill the ████ out." That's the battle we're having. Our bodies are feeling something. I want to ████ everything. But then your brain's like, I think I want to celebrate Valentine's Day. >> [laughter] >> That's That's the battle, right? Yeah. You know what's crazy? A lot of guys in just in history, the norm was they just don't get laid and have kids. That was the majority of men just went through life with just being virgins and
2:32 then you die. >> The eunuchs. No, that's that's not majority of guys though. Eunuchs are like They're like prized people. Oh, that's probably why there are so many brothels, too. So you just get your ████ nuts off or whatever, yeah? Cuz for most of human history, guys were just They were slaves. They were just like lemmings. They were just whatever or they you know, there wasn't enough females for the village or whatever. And it was like the prestigious or the top caveman that were like doing all the girls. So when was this development of social monogamy? When was that like the most widely accepted and understood version of >> 2005, maybe? >> [laughter] >> So we just missed the cut, huh? We should have been born earlier. They say like it started during when humans inv- invented farming. Or like the It's been invented in different pockets of Like all over the world? Yeah, like
3:22 independently. Because they it's good for um future building because Like there So there's tribes that don't practice this, right? And then like it's more like hunter-gatherer and everyone ████ everyone, right? I think there was this one Native American one where it's like whoever she got laid with, they don't know who the daddy is. So all of them is daddies. So that kid grows up with like 10 daddies cuz mama was a hoe. So it's in her interest to be a hoe. So So if she had 20 daddies, that's going to be a rich kid because now she Big support system. Big support system, right? Whereas like But none of these guys are rich, right? Well, rich in in in like act resources. >> 10 broke ass dads. [laughter] You have 10 10 protectors or whatever. 10 hunters. But then when it became important was when there was farming because now you have property and you
4:13 have you have something you own. So it's like who you're going to pass this down with. You got to prove your lineage, you got to prove your like oh like I married a virgin and then she has no other kids from anyone else. That's my child. So then that's who's going to take over the throne or the farm or whatever. So it's all because of the system that we live in where like someone has to be your property and then they take over your property. Okay. >> But before that it was like How do you feel about it as Joe of today? Joe of today long-term wise, I think for the >> Joe of today for Joe too. But can we also hear about the agricultural aspect of it? >> [laughter] >> I would say as a As Jitsukawa man. As a land chose agriculture today. No, but Joe for today not Joe not Joe of today but for the world before yourself. What
5:04 stops me from being a ████ boy is I care about the feelings of Hannah. Oh, okay. >> So if Hannah was one of those people where like I don't give a ████ You can suck and ████ whoever you want. >> Hasn't she said that explicitly? No, well, there's two things, right? >> [laughter] >> So one would be um And do you fully believe her? No, no, one would be like painting something. Yeah, that that is like You don't know what you're asking for. Cuz I I'm >> He's going to ████ them all. Yeah. >> [laughter] >> You don't know what you're asking for. You don't know what you're asking for. Yeah, this is good. Yeah. Yeah. And then so so it's like don't open Pandora's Box because you don't know what the consequences This butt is Pandora's Box. Yeah. So her giving you allowances actually works against the thing you're trying to do.
5:54 >> the second part is the consequence and baggage that comes with inviting strangers into your space. So like the reality of it is like I could hook up with a girl, she could be ████ crazy. She could like ruin some ████ with her family. >> yeah, yeah. There's just a lot of ████ to lose, right? So like there's people that have open relationships that are celebs and whatever, but like they're getting into trouble a lot because of like they're not choosing the right person to sleep with. What if it's strictly professional? Like you only go professional prostitutes at a professional per brothel and there's no it's regulated, there's no drugs >> Yeah, but that doesn't get my jolly's off. I want to pursue someone and win them and then like I don't like paying. Paying actually I'd rather pay for a meal than pay for a hooker cuz paying for a hooker actually kills it for me. >> But both both ways you're eating, aren't
6:44 you? Let's go, boy. That was good. Both are associated with your ████ >> That should have got a bigger pop. That was good. Both ways I'm eating. Preenus was better. Which one? Preenus was better. No, I disagree. All right, this was this is good. This is double >> Thanks, thanks, Steve. Yeah, that's a big pop. Would you take it if there was a genie that was like I can give you the the What's the opposite >> He takes it right now. What you talking about? [laughter] The polygamy dream. >> again. Look me in the eyes, say it again. He's going to quit. He's going to quit. Look, look, look, look. Look me in the eyes, say it again. I'm hosting 1.1 less videos now. >> [laughter] >> Dude, look I brought my wife and my kid today. >> Yeah. Sat in this seat right here. >> We getting smoked now, dude. >> [laughter] >> Every time you guys do that, I will host 0.1 less videos at a time. Per comment. We're like genie.
7:34 >> [laughter] >> What's the question again? What if there were like This is for everybody, it's for everybody here, but if there was a you know cuz like I think dudes we got to control ourselves, right? But like let's say there was a genie that could be like, "Bam, here's your polygamy dreams." Whether it's five wives or one wife, four side ████ or all side ████ Uh Science hat. Science hat. Mhm. Uh would you guys entertain that genie? If there was no consequences? And it's not a tricky genie. >> Let me ████ anything whenever I want. Yeah. Yeah. No tricky genies allowed. I don't want multiple wives cuz it's like Oh yeah, that's a lot of work. >> want to hang with them. It's all physical. That's true. No, that's But what about this though? Imagine though, there there are times that people can have like
8:24 really really deep and meaningful relationships or connections to multiple people, but like as once you get into as society, the second we have like a girlfriend or man, we just stop getting those deep connections with other girls. But it didn't mean that you couldn't have like a uh maybe at that moment non-romantic experience or relationship or connection with another human. You know how you know how like inside we just turn that off. I'm not going to ever be too close of a friend to another chick for the rest of my life. Yeah. Like I don't want it to be like a brothel, right? Where you walk in and you just ████ it, but it's like the the the courting part is fun, the the flirting part is fun, the like the to actually like >> they won't they is fun. >> Yeah, and then you like win it, and then like that's that's fun. Um Following her to her car. But then after you guys do it, I think it's actually weird to continue
9:15 it. That's what's weird. To continue the relationship after >> Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So the fling, you're talking about the fling. >> You like the chase. You Yeah, the chase, the ████ you ████ a couple times, maybe like Yeah, but then at that point I think I'll be bored and I want a new one. So it's like different from like I don't want to I don't want sister wives. You know, I don't want like a mistress is like you're going to have a couple years like a side girlfriend. That's a relationship. I don't want a girlfriend experience. No. >> That's the thing, yeah. Have you you guys have all had that situation where you had like hooked up with somebody because you had whatever carnal urge to do it, and your brain got tricked into thinking you liked being around them, and then the second it's over, you don't know how to get rid of them or how to exit. Imagine that like >> I don't have to imagine it. I was in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Cuz I I did a one-night stand that way.
10:06 >> That you have post-nut clarity though. But then because you start having a dry spell again, that other part's like, "Oh, I should hit her up again." It starts and it starts swol- that part starts swelling up your brain, and then the logical part gets squished back again. >> you guys are thinking way too small, my friends. Okay, so what we're talking about here is like monogamy or polygamy and a genie in a world that we can, right? So we're talking about just the chase. If if we're talking about multiple wives, then it is assumed that you did the chase a few times. You had Did we already live in a world that that's okay, but you just happened to really connect with a couple. Oh, like emotionally? Yes, yeah, the whole >> Okay, that's big for me. That's actually big for me. And then you actually connect with a couple people, and it's not a matter of like I love this one more, therefore this one I love slightly less. I will never like you still have those connections.
10:56 >> the connection. >> Now we live in a world said genie says, you know dude, it's okay to have that. You can continue having that connection. You just got to also marry them. Oh, every single time you become Muslim? I don't know if I want that many co- >> Yeah, I don't think I could do it. Like the amount of time is just so much. Cuz isn't that what people who who have multiple wives or whatever husband It to me it feels like the way I'm looking at it is it just feels like like if I started a new game and another game got released, I would do want to play it, >> But don't you have two Aren't there more than two IPs that you constantly every single time they release them, you'll always jump back into it. >> Yeah, but I'll finish this one. I wouldn't I don't want to start in the middle of another one. >> On my Steam account, it's like played for 35 minutes, played for an hour 30, you know what I mean? >> But, when you find one like Grand Theft Auto online or Pirates or Pirates
11:47 >> See, so which one do you So, which one you sacrificing your entire life of Grand Theft, you sacrificing everything in Pirates, or do you live in a world where you could just play both whenever you want all the time? >> Anthony, you're dreaming, Anthony. You're dreaming too loud. >> My style I don't play both at the same time. I'm putting on the think tank. I like When I play a game, I that's the only game I have for like cuz I want I want to devote to it. And then when it's done, it's done. It's like, "Okay, that's over." Yeah, but what happens if this game is tired of being played for a second? I need I need a sleep. >> the game itself is tired? That's your wife, bro. Dude, have you guys seen the Have you guys seen this power the games where it's like Have you guys seen the games where it's like you're power washing some like ████ concrete or something? That's a game? Yeah, it's a game. So, it's on Steam. But, to me it's like Dude, go get ████ man. What are you ████ That's crazy. You're just >> You're just doing a side bit right now. >> Yeah, no, it's not even a side bit. It's
12:37 like That's crazy to me. Like PowerWash Simulator? You Have you seen that? >> Yeah, it's a real game, yeah. There's Farm Simulator. That seems fun. >> No, there's a genre If you Just to squash this, there's a genre of games that are intentionally made ridiculous. Just for funsies? Oh, it's a bit. >> Yeah. Like Goat Simulator is That's like it's That I know that >> preposterous idea for the fact they they know people will buy it cuz it's crazy. And then streamers make a lot of money because they're playing ridiculous game. >> To me it's To me it's like you're ████ around with something that you're wasting your time. Like similar to dating, it's like you're wasting your time. You know what might be fun? If you turn on all the games at once and play. How is that That's No, an orgy with the wives. Mo- Yeah, but then when I think about an actual relationship That's 10 women you're arguing with. You're not an emperor where you could just be like be gone.
13:29 That's 10 relations that's too many. What if you're an emperor? If I was an emperor? And you could be like be gone. That that's your second genie wish. >> No one likes me for me. The the true the the the true meme about >> Yeah, then they turn into prostitutes. Now it's 10 prostitutes. >> The true meme about monogamy science hat, true meme about monogamy is that you're you're going to get your dick sucked less, you're going to get laid less, all that kind of thing. So why dedicate yourself to that if that's something that you enjoy? That's my question. Wait. With polygamy you get your dick sucked less? No, no, monogamy. You get your dick sucked less because people like oh well, I've been in my marriage for a long time. She doesn't do that anymore. It's harder to get. It's harder to get laid. I have to work harder, blah blah blah. >> Yeah, if you have five wives, five times the chance of horniness. I think you I think you get your dick sucked more but over a long period time. Explain.
14:20 So like let's say you're single, right? [laughter] And then you're like getting your dick sucked really hard, like and then like it's one of those new ones, so then like you're just getting sucked off multiple times. >> wait to see the math unfold on this one. But then you don't stay with them. So total she might have sucked your dick like 15 times total. But it feels like a lot. >> But in inside of a month. Yeah, that's they feel like a lot. >> Yeah, it's per capita. It's per capita. You guys don't do that very well here. But when you're with someone long term, if you count how much time she sucked it, it had to be over a thousand. Yeah, but like over 10 years. Yeah, [laughter] see? You guys aren't good at per capita, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying though. It's like but what if you have dry spells where you're like you didn't ████ anybody for three years. And then you get with someone and she sucked your dick really hard for 15 times and then you're like man, it's way better being single. I'm getting sucked off more. No,
15:11 you're not. What if it's not just sex? What if you could have a multiple wives one is ████ chef and one was really really good at ████ sex. One was super good at child rearing Why don't you just hire staff? Why is all this so specific? >> you get a staff? >> [laughter] >> Get a staff? Well, because the staff don't have all ████ Yeah, but then they're going to be mad at you. Like they're You're in a relationship. It comes with It comes with ████ that's like Oh, yeah. No, yeah. You're basically You're basically You're It's like the ████ you have to deal with times three. Yeah, but if there's distance, you they work for you. >> [laughter] >> So, yeah, so staff is the answer, huh? Staff/ prostitutes. >> Get a great chef. Get a great No, but no, but now your single wife is going to
16:02 be mad that you're boning all their staff. Oh, yeah, see? That You still need a You still need the get out of jail free card. >> Why don't YOU JUST GET STAFF? >> [laughter] >> DAMN, NOTHING WORKS. >> SO, Arnold did? He just ████ a maid. But you can't legally have sex with them either, right? Unless they like Is that even possible? What What is legal sex? Damn, close with that. >> [laughter] >> Wait, he said what is legal sex? Well, cuz he's saying that you can't legally have sex with them. Because if you hire someone as your STAFF >> ILLEGAL SEX. >> [laughter] >> THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY, ACTUALLY.
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