0:00 thank you [Music] welcome to a highly educational episode of careful boys today we got Geo over there hey who's over here hey uh this is a real real question okay I know it's gonna sound non-serious okay for real um we got some uh oh can I have some cherries fans of JK okay I believe these people are in Australia and they were having a conversation and they decided to ask us what we think about it a big mistake but all right I love koalas that's removed that's it I don't know what this means but good diet right I hope I'm in the right place it's correct all right this one there no there it is considered cheating oh ████ if it's if
0:52 it's a business transaction excuse me what's Happening Here but like if if it's a business transaction if there's something to be gained business-wise or if it's like a monetary exchange Oh you mean like there's no feelings it's like hey just business baby and then like I cheated you out of a deal yeah like that oh like like or like relationship partner I don't understand Australian talk we don't understand Australian translation it would translate to America their toilets been the other ways no other sentences you do something physical with another person that's not your partner sexually
1:43 physically it's actually physical I'm lost all over again start over if you do something sexually penile or vaginal or anal with or oral with someone that's not your partner over the guys that it is of a business benefit not a romantic encounter is it considered in Fidelity I know it's because like let's say I am a very powerful politician and in order for me to rise up in this game some super Bankers said we need some dirt on you so you need to go and cheat on your wife business-wise I'm gonna give you a hooker all this stuff we're gonna record it once you do that then you could become a part of our secret club and then you go all right well it's for business not for pleasure because you're
2:33 doing that to become a part of the secret organization that went I was like holy ████ that's a good movie I think it depends on the partner so like if I'm the one that's doing it and it's and it's for a business right for business it I actually I'm just like the player on the court I can't like it depends on what how the referee calls it so if the referee is like like let's say you're with me and I'm only fans chick yeah and then there you are and then he's like oh you know what you can go ahead and make content with that dude because we're gonna make more money and we're gonna go on a trip to Cancun or whatever that's his call yeah not mine I think did it happen to Adam 22 right the the no jumpers one right yeah so he's getting ████ because they got married
3:23 and his wife did a porno scene and he was like good for you and then they're like you're a ████ dude yeah but that one's kind of dumb because she's hooked up with and he's hooked up with so many women and they both ████ have threesomes yeah on their podcast now the double standard is out there like oh because he's hooking up with the or she's okay so let's bring this then back to reality all right let's bring it back to reality so this can scope anywhere from can we go can we do like lower level yes let's go like I work at Target yeah uh and the manager says you want this position dude well why ████ all right and I come home and I'm like how was your day oh ████ I had to ████ the manager today but I made a system manager I didn't enjoy it
4:15 but I'm I'm ████ down that battery damn babe it sucks but ████ we're finally gonna get that card we're probably gonna get a house with a pool we're gonna have to deal with this Karen in the corner he's not considered cheating is that cheating uh so is it benefits both parties I think it has to be discussed amongst the tours and my answer is four yeah you can't do it is this ████ up to say this I'm gonna say something it's gonna be ████ up it may split the rules go ahead split the room all right I think it's cheating if she doesn't but not if he doesn't [Applause]
5:09 [Music] Jesus could be the next Batman it's Harvey Weinstein Jesus yeah yeah also also okay okay let's flip it up another ████ flip let's do another Flip Flip
6:00 It Let's double flip it all right what if the sexual act was with another guy a guy guy cheating bro is it cheating and I'm like baby I had to suck his dick you you're the one sucking the dick why in your scenario are you not winning [Applause] for the benefit of the household yeah what if Barr had to eat out Oprah Oprah or the household or Steadman what if Bart had a ████ Stedman he's gonna discuss it what if it's a ratio thing it's like all you it's like the boss the corporate head boss right she's super old and see now she just like likes you she just wants a ████ kiss and she's gonna give you hella money ████ no that's
6:52 I'm just going to do is a little kiss you know you want to talk about it in this one on the scene out old mom okay yeah let's let's pull it back a little more then I'll pull it back let's say that it's not even physical but the CEO who is a single female you have to get her to like you you're gonna gain a promotion but you don't have to sleep with her you just gotta flirt with her oh that's easy that's not cheating you got to do it all the time yeah do that all the time you gotta ████ know how to flirt without making it hurt you know what I mean make a shirt [Laughter]
7:44 [Music] I never did nothing but don't don't some women kind of play with their Superior to kind of get on the good side that's all this thing started right here so even even just the active flirting is infidelity yeah yeah if it's purely for a business game like you're not even interested I wouldn't consider that flirting but I consider that like whack oh you know
8:35 what I mean like if my like if he was flirting to get ahead I'd be like that's that's like your car like that's your that's like your final car like that's all you have like you can't prove it anyway if you guys are gonna have your power like if you need to do your power lifting me right and then the Federation is like I think we might pull out of this event and then Bart has to go mean are you sure are you gonna be honest for that yeah no you're not gonna be like thank you for taking it for the team no I would lose respect I'd be like you're a ████ oh that's just a lady this is ladies real question it's a real question is it because it's a completely new generation with different like and I'm gonna be honest like I can go back to what I said I'll be honest like
9:25 if I did it I really would be like I didn't I don't like her I feel like somebody did something and they're trying to ask us oh because it was for business it's like I need to know you know what you're an ████ yeah the things about these stories is you know there's an actual story behind it yeah yeah yeah I want to know that I don't want to know the hypothetical of is it wrong or right give me your reasons why you cheated is it wrong right to steal from your friend you know it's like well what what the f like what if you really needed it vid is it wrong you know it's like tell me that damn story that's the juicy ████ yeah there's no story we're not in a position where we need but we're gonna find we're gonna find in What scenario we either see it as that it's okay like is there a scenario where it's like is there finally a meadow where it's acceptable or is it always
10:16 fine I have one I have one I have to save my family okay there's only one where it counts that's the business transaction that's it yeah yeah they got a gun it's just like oh she's gonna sleep with me and the girl killing everybody I'm like ████ fine I'll sleep with you you might be considered whack yeah I think hey dude I thought you brought that up because that's that's so wow I'm serious here that's ████ wow 10 seconds ago I'm gonna die now that's respect for you if there's a gun to my head yeah okay doing the ACT you're in the back with the kids you're ████ whack yeah I just want you to know that ████ you're wow just let us die I'm thinking more along the lines of like if if you and your spouse had a restaurant together and you and you've ████ up on the
11:06 health inspection and the dude's like I'll pass you if you you know eat my ass oh my God read my scrum didn't bar bust out the napkin so Bon Appetit Bon Appetit because the way that it's framed it's almost as if there was something that was tantalizing dingling right carry it on a stick and then so you don't really have a chance to consult with their partner yet and you just have to make a moral decision right basic decision right there in the spot yeah you make the call then to me if you haven't had a if if you're if you're establishing new rules new rules yeah it's 100 cheating what was the last edition of rules that you guys agreed upon that is a very good explanation you can't you can't start bringing in new ████
11:56 all of us looking at the husband is like you figured out you make it for this family you figure it out and you're like I did figure it out I sucked her ████ dry she did last week he thinks back to the last thing she said figure it out babe whatever it takes that's part of the news because it's a ████ idiot that's part of the latest edition yeah dude that's part of the latest edition dude if they figured out yeah that's why chicks should never say figure it out leave it up yeah yeah bonehead lady yeah don't ever leave it up to the dude I agree today's video is brought to you by Honey Love ladies summer is here and when I see those luscious sweaty boobies in a very
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13:37 market and save 20 off at honeylove.com OTR use our exclusive link to get 20 off honeylove.com OTR cinched snatched and lifted it's hot girl season thanks to Honey Love that though like if you're having a freestyle new rules on the Fly then you're already in breach of contract yeah you're already ████ up but also when the ████ did you ever make up that rule in the race you should be like wait if there's ever a situation where you know as soon as it goes down figure it out what the ████ like when does this come on that one that might be a you can use an adjacent rule okay so then the other day Hannah was like you know what if we were long distance any longer I think you could go get a jack off massage and I was like I don't even really like jack
14:27 off massages and she goes yeah but you could get one if you want and I was like oh so now fast forward to today if I had a someone that was doing a business and she's like Hey man can I jack you off a little bit I could get a jack off massage you can jack me off but I won't kiss you oh the latest edition because you guys talked about it yeah it's already predetermined by the way uh I'm not gonna jack you off dude so I'll be like getting jacked off this is for business ah but when when she says that to you is that also inadvertently making it okay for her no ████ I should have said yes say that because because we drove all of a sudden a shady massage place and I was like that looks
15:18 like a shady no she goes that looks like a shady rub and tug and I'm all like I know those things are crazy I know someone that went to a lot of those and it was funny and were laughing about it and she's like you could get one of those or I would let you got one of those if we haven't seen each other in a long time business no pleasure did she Define what a long time is I still feel like the context of that even her allowing you to get it is pleasure there's no that's true it's for me and also still very hypothetical too no but the business was I think that's the that's the adjacent adjacent added layer if I was proposed a business proposal and then I'm like yeah okay what you can do because I'm using her okay no what I can do is you can touch my wiener and jack me off okay I gotta I got another
16:08 one that's non-transferable and I think I'll give you this him responding to that when that's not on the table because mine is like hey I can help get you more customers I'll give you okay touch my dick oh ████ you look at Jesus he's the only one that helped Joe Church dude you laughed so hard I was gonna reach him for a grab them it's just business yeah yeah I mean mortgage company I want a low interest rate they're like what are you gonna do about it you can touch my dick like that's what he's been waiting for
16:59 like he says no to everything he's like no no no she's at the credit union shut the door I'm grabbing dick today I just say like I'll give you a scenario ████ what if it's like a poor ████ poor Mexican guy he can't make it he's not a citizen he's just struggling getting paid ████ five dollars an hour if he's afraid to speak up and the rich lady that he's fixing the house for she's just like muchacha would you like to make love to me and then I'll give you this house you get millions of dollars yeah you're proud man I'll give you the millions of dollars yeah and I give the I have the whole money it's like yes no money all that ████ and then when she dies he keeps everything he's like ████ I'm gonna do it because
17:50 for my family not because I have to because my dick gets hard you know I'm gonna do it for my family is that cheating yes he helped his ████ family whack but is it for his but his story is similar to with the gun on your head start you know what it's because no one wants to jack you off [Laughter] I think guys get in positions where we're like we have to ████ our way out of this fine I'm just saying that never really presents itself they have to keep warm
18:46 because his ass cheek is gonna get frostbite and he needs a hot wiener inside you don't know how it works in the first time we will be holding each other but there's no ████ let's turn up the heat dude yeah yeah they're in the ████ room cause I'm freezing what are they gonna do let's just check it to the wrong okay all right I hate this dude look at my eyes yeah stay right here bud yeah that's not business yeah that sounds like your fantasy dude oh ████ no that sounds like a little bit of a fantasy oh that's business we're never offered to pay rent with dick that's true it's
19:37 worthless chicken is not a good commodity this is a lot expensive and Dick's worthless man why I like this room because ████ can get dick anywhere dick cannot get ████ hold on yeah that's true but look mathematically there's more ████ than there is dick it would just be to another dick so sword fighting yeah you just got to do the right currency exchange yeah you just have to it'd be like a man-to-man situation oh yeah that sounds good it's ass that we pay with oh oh that's true damn dude you're right you're doing really bartering services for penis they're not really doing that yeah what am I paying with ass yeah Bart comes
20:27 home with a million dollars you got a great ass he's not cheating then no if he gets plowed that's not cheating no if he no He's Alive you call it double standard because you don't go in there anyway yeah I don't want anything to do with that you want this ████ matching matches he like went to a Tony Robbins Summit and he's like I'll tell you something I'd never tell anyone but you gotta let me ████ you in the ass first no he's big he's giving the keys to his plane first yeah yeah he will I feel like Tony Robbins Dick is like this big give me
21:19 key to the plane he's like a seven foot ████ caveman dude hey everybody's got a price I'm just saying see okay Anthony knows let's go around the room get some ████ off your chest Anthony God I don't want to get it off my chest I want to get in my ass it's different yeah what's your price Bud for in my ass yes what if what if you um what if you met dokwan and he's like I'm gonna give you all the money you lost so first of all who's the Quan Luna man currency do they did an investment what if he goes I'm going to restore all the lost money to you and your friends and your friends and that's a business tradition for the team please for that I'm not taking a dick but I can I'll let him put a finger in my ass oh you changed it so fast how boring though a fingering much boring dude what I'm just being practical with it but what if he has a little dick it's pretty small it's smaller than his finger yeah it's finger
22:09 sized dick so yeah finger sized it might feel better but it's a real girthy guy though he's a spitter and it's like a regular amount of ████ he's a spitter oh ████ dude stop it's just like right there anymore but what if there's a dude wrap it up you're the one that brought it out by the way what's your rates man do you think Nina would be okay with that though honestly if I took it up to ask for money I think I just realized my rate what is it penis in the ass my ass okay I'm a million dollars a minute rate oh that's
23:01 a good so if you want to let it marinate in my ass for 10 minutes give me 10 mil if it's just one minute give me one are you being dead serious dude half a million cash but then are you gonna be able to concerned about it or are you gonna play along a little along like crazy dude okay let's hear it oh no dude if you give me a [Laughter] piece all soft he's like oh it's not making noises no more noises okay sure rate bar sounds like a motorcycle or something oh yeah for the first minute it's like three million 500 [Music]
23:59 [Laughter] 000 in cash and the guy's like I'm just gonna tip it in ████ I know people I can make it happen okay the next thing would be to be like all right dude come on ████ relax [Laughter] sorry I'm tightening it up I need something to bite first minute it's gonna be the hardest right right I kind of like this ████ that's why you suck at business wait what's your price I think of a new hobby booty double a booty girl a million
24:50 dollars too much No One's Gonna Pay those inflated prices yeah that's a bit much right try to avoid the situation but those aren't real numbers a real number I'm not welcoming this it's like fifty thousand a hundred thousand that's what's a thousand but I'm not trying to make it happen pay 50 000 for a butthole that's exactly the reason why it charges so much butthole customers you try to get customers I don't want customers no he's trying to get money Joe's like you gotta play the volume game we need customers through those doors someone's gonna be in there for hours a thousand dollars come on dude I like how Joe is just like dude they're like it's like let me see it dude what's your price for ass play that's what I said a thousand for you no I pay a booty double
25:42 50 50. and I collect on 500. you got to give us your nephew stepson I can hire for 500 bucks a person is asking you yeah they want Joe's butt I'm confused on the double became a pimp out of nowhere like you can't be a pimp dude I can't I can't no your action is gonna get penetrated you're one of one dude you want yours I'm Outsourcing my ass no no you're not you're Outsourcing if I'm a joke you're pimp you're an ass pimp okay well I'll turn myself as an ass pimp that's a different role yeah that's not what you know why I'm still winning because I'm actually setting a realistic number that I'm gonna get paid for and you're not No One's Gonna Pay you 50 000. that's the point yeah I'm dating hey doing the
26:33 ████ dollar cheeseburgers I see what you're doing yeah smart 2. always get he's buying the dollar cheeseburger it's not over 50 cents yeah I just don't know I want a real actual price of someone as playing you he just told you no ████ with me dude Joe might be able to get 50 customers for a thousand dollars though and you guys can't penniles well you can keep your 50 Grand money he's like I got 50 Grand I just got ████ by 55.50 dudes dude if he shows up in a golden room the next week we'll be like oh he ████ got some quiet in a wheelchair [Music] foreign
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