0:00 thank you [Music] hey good news though uh the Bikini Baristas of Everett Washington have won a case against a proposed ordinance that would make their business illegal do you understand any of that no others there's no way Bikini Baristas are all I heard was girls in bikinis I I bet I could tell the Vietnamese ones all right so you ever seen these little uh little coffee Huts in the middle of a parking lot that look like one person can fit in them okay do you remember those film developing little Huts yeah okay it's those they got turned into little coffee shop things that you drive up and you order coffee you go up to the window you'll see a girl and she's like in underwear or bikini inch making your coffee yeah oh that's like Taiwan dude yeah they have those these little glass cases and you buy what is it the beetle
0:51 nuts yeah and then the beetle nuts ████ gangster all over all over Taiwan especially like uh on the outskirts of the city they have a ton of those things have you guys tried that bin lump thing yeah what is it what is it like it's like chewing tobacco It's Like Cocaine actually really yeah when you because there's ginseng so it's like an extract jeans dude it's like uh watch read that ████ it's bad for you um ████ it makes your heart palpitate like crazy dude yeah and you just ████ literally you feel up but you feel like one of those heavy internal ups but it's not just a nut though I think the nut is healthy maybe but they have like a leaf and they literally they put which is like I think it's crack on it that's what I'm saying there's something about it when you're chewing it it's ████ two episodes in a row so it's
1:42 not natural is it no not the way the white stuff they do a paste on the leaf but my uncle makes it your uncle's a beetle nut yeah yeah no they have a small shop and then yeah but it's bad for you watching Google that ████ it's bad for you but that's why we chewed up like half a bag before we realized how bad it was hard it ruins your teeth too yeah my uncle both of my uncles don't really have teeth because of beetle nuts but then how does it feel don't tell me all the negatives help with it it feels good but then caffeine does that though no but you know it's kind of like you know when you uh when you drink like a cafe so that but you have to sit here and you can't use your energy and then out of nowhere you go yeah it's like that yeah that's a good joke yeah anxiety how'd you took some no I just heard about it you're the drug dealer all right back to the story so
2:34 you go up to these things these little boots and then you order coffee they'll make you a coffee you if you tip a little they might give you a little bit of a show and then that was kind of like a big thing and did you make a coffee though I don't know we don't even have those here they do that yeah we don't have them here that's not a thing whichever maybe I don't know where they are this is in Washington oh why don't we have yeah like I think we have some of those but yeah so uh there was an ordinance that was very obviously directed against them what was the ordinance it made it so that anyone working in fast food had to have clothing covering the top lame let people get their money dude well isn't it come over it yeah kind of I mean they're wearing bikinis but then you know like they get touched sometimes though because yeah yeah you don't know people they you can reach in and like grab and stuff oh that
3:25 sucks yeah no I mean they want oh they want it I mean if they wanted they allow it yeah oh that sucks if it's consensual yeah go for it yeah but also let people make their money dude I don't like that shot I don't like people so the way they were able to overturn it is they uh they were able to show that this ordinance disproportionately affects women because it's mainly women that are doing this so because of that it's unconscious gender bias to it yeah exactly so it's unconstitutional if some kind of audience is like obviously targeting one gender yeah do it yeah so it's not gonna pass they threw it out yeah yeah so they can continue on it's just so funny how like certain markets only work for guys yeah I mean like there could never be the reverse version no but this ordinance could negatively affect the pimp
4:15 that's so nice but yeah that's we don't have something like that here at least I don't think we do it means coffee shops yeah but we don't got no drive up little wow do you think that could work out here yeah anywhere in the world it feels so unsafe like it's really unsafe sometimes because in Taiwan they'll have like these news things where they do the gravy grabs but then they're too horny so they like held on to the girl even when they're in the car that's why they need a pimp sometimes nah they need to ████ do the glass only just look only no touchy nobody yeah oh dude you know that way you can keep this one team blade that drops if the hand stays in a tube yeah they push a button yeah cut the arm do they have a picture of what the booth looks like yeah I'll show you a whole video of what that looks like yes please for you know knowledge
5:08 is it espresso or do they do pour over you know that's one thing how's the coffee where I feel like it's like it's almost like you can always have like more like food right like like every day you need to eat yeah every day I could look at a beautiful woman yeah every day it doesn't get old for me I was like it's like an unlimited resource that you could continuously support yeah and I don't know um I'm not a big only fans dude but I think if this was a copy kind of situation I would get it because it's like why would I rather go to Starbucks like I would rather go to this all right in the start the morning with a with a pretty girl serving you coffee
5:58 that's way ████ better I I would imagine I don't I've never seen this but I would imagine that it probably takes a while for the people to get their coffee yeah but what are you looking at while you're waiting that's what I'm saying like that's the game though like for them it's in their best interest to take as long as they can to make the coffee so then they can might get a better or they drop the coffee yeah like ooh the sugar packet sorry how many sugars you know like so people so if you're wanting to just get coffee obviously you're not there just to get coffee that's a true wake me up though you got to be in a hurry if you see a hot girl in a bikini that's a that's that combined with coffee that will wake me up immediately yeah that's a perfect comment it's a very good answer yeah the best part of waking sorry I have to go to porn sites to find action okay oh really really okay but the thing is like with the
6:48 grabby grab Booth things sometimes if I don't ever find them like I don't like them they don't really turn me on They Don't Really Turn Me On like that because every time I look at it I feel like man but all the guys already looking sorry that sounded like something that sounded like some fapping right there all right we can't show this but like let's just just react so here's where they all go on your side no no I'll show it to you but here's what it looks like when you drive up to one of these things just so you know why is it illegal it's not illegal it's just uh I heard yeah how many guys are jerking off on sad oh wanna play a game it looks like this what it's like full nude right what this is after tipping right and they let you record too yeah I mean if you tip enough
7:38 I mean I mean well because they're strippers not all of them but this particular one wow wow that is a wake up call oh wake up call you guys ever seen anything like this no no not in the opening wow that is not sanitary this is the best coffee I've ever seen yeah how is her ████ so wet right now
8:28 because how many times did she do this that is still wet because she probably got ████ 200 so she's like hell yeah this is super wet right now it's still going on yeah see this is taking way too long for your coffee how much is this car by the way by the way there's two people recording right now because one guy's recording the other guy recording bro yes how much is this coffee like this is better than a lap dance is this a 20 copy yeah bro it has to be what's the stream even this bro I don't know how much it is there's no way they do twenty dollars you don't even get that much at a strip club for 20 bucks yeah is is her friend making coffee in the back like these guys aren't making coffee at all after that I don't want the coffee I don't think they're selling coffee no but what about if they give you the coffee and then they give you that that is not gonna pass the sanitation department so here's
9:19 what here's what a typical Booth would look like so you're drinking the coffee like this while you're looking at ████ being finger banged all right so not not every shirt that every place will do that what is that ████ big bear hey we need to go to Big Ben that's Angela's Crest bro you know what they do they probably just do that okay they just might have the instant coffee with the water they Stir It Up and they're like here you go they just microwave it and then they start jacking themselves off not doing any coffee foreign so now you guys know because the article would have never said that but the Bikini Baristas thing that's what a lot of them are really like I didn't know they're doing that all that that's why the people are having an ordinance against it because that's what they're thinking is really that's what they're trying to prevent this nobody was
10:09 talking about finger banging I know that's the thing about flicking the people trying to prevent that that's what I'm saying it's like an Ethics thing with like whatever ████ it's the Peet's Coffee across the street and the guys aren't getting their work done because they're just watching through the ████ window not the fact that they're losing sales is that their employees aren't working they're like yo yo she's doing it again she got tips she got tips but that that already yo making coffee with finger bang fingers that's a sanitation violation what they need to do is make sure that they wash their hands and they gotta wash their hands and then yeah and when they use the paper towel you gotta close does she have a ServSafe ████ certification dude she needs to put on rubber gloves and then do that and then at the end she needs to take her rubber gloves off and throw it away each time oh wow every time do you think
10:59 she could work at a doobie yes but I have to teach her how to be sanitary every time because Dad I'd be I man I'd come down on her very hard you would come out no way oh Grace as a boss I I would I'd be like hey check this out Vanessa um you're doing a good job people love your performance but you but what you gotta do is make sure that you wash your hands before if you're not gonna use gloves wash your hands before and after what if the business started going down after she washes her hands and use gloves would you be like ah it's okay go back out your question go back how it used to be yeah what if it just drops a little bit yeah people like the special taste I
11:51 don't know man then I'd have to change my branding to being like customers wrong no it's got It's I gotta change it to ethically Source organic human sauce June ████ [Music]
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