0:00 watching your ass jiggle on that table will permanently scar me but otherwise I'm amazing four ████ [Music] Kristen are you aware of this whole Adam Levine thing that's going around uh with his wife yeah a little bit oh dude I've seen some memes I always read all of me he's like holy ████ ████ your body's absurd yeah is that a compliment but I actually don't like fully know the story so you want to educate me yeah I mean it's it's pretty much exactly what he just did did a cam girl screenshot him saying that well and that became a thing ton of checks coming out oh really it was it wasn't just one no there's like over five there's more but the main one is the one you're thinking about her name's
0:50 Sumner stroll and he was Summoner strong I know it sounds like I have a stutter but it's really her name she was uh corresponding with him via DMS in which you know he was kind of complimenting her very Tastefully as you just demonstrated and then what happened is she didn't screenshot it and send it out to the world or anything she said she sent that screenshot to her like girlfriends or whatever and then one of them like it got around and one of them was uh gonna sell it what but then it got out anyway well I don't know if she put it out to stop her friend from selling from tablets ████ put it out there herself hey big moves Christian can you answer why girls can't keep a secret no matter what because that's the root of the issue yeah I don't know [Laughter] he's all like it's just a it's in our
1:41 DNA bro you want to tell me a secret every everybody's kind of uh the main thing is the not so much that he he was married and was texting or like dming other girls stuff like that the main factor of the thing is how cringy his flirting is and that's what he's getting like roasted about because you would think someone at that level who have like girls just tripping in lines over him that he would be way smoother than that yeah he's got no ribs like absolutely no reason can you read this and then try to sell this in the most sexiest way you can the smoothest most player way you could do it Joe look at me while you're saying yeah try it on Kristen oh this is the ████ how am I gonna work with this okay it is truly unreal how ████ hot you are that's that's the no more part like it blows my mind
2:35 it blows my mind I can't even read this with us this is corny bro like who talks like this unreal it's unreal it's truly unreal how ████ hot you are he sounds like a Junior High girl in 2003 like it literally like I'm surprised he doesn't have literally in here like it blows my mind like it blows my mind it sounds like he's never talked to a girl in his life you know what you know what it might also be oh he said like it blows my mind um that was a Maroon 5 original so uh it might also be due to the fact that some guys that don't need to try as hard for other reasons like success or looks they tend to kind of lack in that department oh they don't have the practice it just comes to them so easily digging ourselves up from the ditches off camera
3:26 we've spoken to a couple of our um popular female friends who get courted by Mega celebrities right and they've told us that a lot of them don't have game and and it's because they don't have to work they don't need it sometimes they don't even make a message like they'll just leave a like a like a space like a DM yo and it's like a period or like an empty and then you'll get that in a DM because then girls like oh my God whatever but they're fishing right and then if they if a girl doesn't respond they take that away like because you know you could delete the thing and then it's like it never happened okay because they also have to probably cover their tracks some of the dime piece homies will just be like if I'm at if I'm at the bar like at least one chick will come and talk to me I'm like damn I wonder what that
4:16 feels like dude we have a dime piece homie that I was I was taking place that's ████ crazy a dime piece like a 10 out of 10. I'm dying but it's usually dying die in peace it's usually a dress towards women like dime pieces that's how you know the Gen Z and Millennial just split right now it's okay so so we know someone I was at the uh club with them in NorCal and we're just hanging out this girl comes up to him and then um I was like what is she saying she goes oh she was just like yeah I'm just here for the weekend you know me and my friends just
5:06 just with my friends you know like that kind of ████ and I was like wait what and then like she came back around again and then so he didn't get the point she was just like take me to your room oh and then I was just like listening like oh my God and and our buddies are very he's a loyal sweetheart he's even loyal to the person that he's not even with oh got it yeah he's loyal to his interest yeah yeah yeah yeah so like so like I was like wow that's what it's like to be a male model oh yeah yeah you don't have to work yeah yeah I understand credible you just have to figure it out when we were on uh when we were doing International tour like with Quest Crew uh we got one guy his name's Brian harano and he's just like the most out of all of us he's like just so objectively hot buff nice chest he's
5:58 Hoppa so he's like every ████ girl's dream in that way and uh don't be jealous of my kids they're gonna be hot yeah and when we would be in like these different countries at these After parties kind of chatting up with girls trying to build rapport I kid you not I'm putting them out here like really bad but with no words he would just look at a girl once he gets that eye contact he just puts his hand out and then they just go oh my God why and then they just go bye-bye and that's it no words really yeah we were like dude you're the silent King and and it works everywhere because we don't speak the language and majority does it work on guys too like guys are just like oh ████ what the [Laughter] yeah it's like I'm not gay but I gotta
6:50 do this man but then you know it's like that's also how some of us will view ourselves that we need to kind of make this like personality the Forefront a lot of time because you know like myself I've always thought I'm a niche person like if you're just not into my type you probably there's nothing I could say to convince you kind of a deal but then someone like gives you has a confidence of like oh I know like what check marks are in one I'm a universal remote exactly work on everything so this is all you need to do is extend the Olive Branch the Olive Branch would something like this work on you in any way yeah absolutely not no matter who said you if anyone said that who's your like top who's your top celebrity crush of all time so we can put it into perspective Tom Holland Tom Holland no I I really it's more so for the character but I love Tony Stark like Iron Man what if
7:41 Tony Stark like some like little schmoozie Stark did that yeah not even basically Iron Man himself Jarvis take me but he brings out like with his his Iron Man suit he extends his hands a wedding ring comes in he's like you are so hot unbelievable literally no see that that one it blows my armor like it's really bad okay so what if he uh offered to name his unborn child after you oh yeah because that's what he did too oh he did that so he asked Sumner he told her he wanted to name his baby after her but that baby is with his oh yeah but the other person that's a ████ weird in the message she was
8:31 like I'm dead serious he said dead seriously in all caps it almost seems like it's a joke maybe it's really good promo for his next song well happy Genie do you think at this point he's just so used to getting women without even trying that he's just playing anyway to make it fun and saying this most ridiculous thing maybe that could be relatable is he he hasn't spoken about it how what's going on with the wife like what's up who who's worse him or R Kelly question is that um early R Kelly he's freaky right so he's doing really freaky ████ yeah I don't know what the ████ this guy's doing can you do this one now it just starts here and that's his all right you gotta include all the
9:21 caves with the sexy voice seriously ████ and in a photo shown any hearts the photo I made it I may need to need to see the booty ████ and it says no booty I may need to see the booty wait is this is this the girl that he did that to no that's the girl that's like commentary oh okay okay yeah I may need to see the booty as I make you feel hot and bothered so uncomfortable yeah right dude she's feeling it man I'm so sorry no it's all right what's happening it's the music video like to one of his songs and like picturing him like ████ okay he's like your body's
10:12 unbelievable I know it's like someone else is riding for you then yeah it doesn't like match that's how I brought up R Kelly because I was like this ruined their music for me oh R Kelly no no this guy but not R Kelly R Kelly I don't know it's separate so you're giving R Kelly a passport so R Kelly he has those ████ wedding anthems right like Step In The Name of Love like that stuff I will forever love I'll forever love that music this I don't think I could listen to Maroon 5 or Adam Levine ever again because I'm gonna think about this weird ass ████ you know what because because this violates who I thought he was I know he seems like a really dope guy yeah and then because R Kelly I knew he was crazy yeah it's like and I knew he was pissing on girls yeah wait he was pissing on
11:02 girls yeah the Peace Day resistance this would be the final one just go ahead and go down there I have not seen this one yes watching your ass jiggle on that table will permanently scar me but otherwise I'm amazing [Laughter] I'd buy it a steak dinner and whisper sweet nothings to it I want to tattoo my ass now Nate may come to Maui and tattoo me and surf I need to put some clouds behind the reaper what does that even mean all right there's something missing that might just be a real conversation though or maybe he's talking about his tattoo maybe he has a Reaper he wants to put cloud Who's name or maybe he's like writing lyrics and like sending it to
11:52 her I think he starts talking about some other ████ but yeah I guess he likes going to Maui and surfing that's weird yeah the funniest one that I saw is uh him at a feminist March and he's wearing a t-shirt that says feminist yeah except he's cheating on his wife the whole time okay that's that's kind of the main yeah that's the main thing do we see this as cheating has he has he has he hooked up with any of these people or like a legend no he said he's denying any kind of action well he just flirts a lot it's just flirting I I guess it's female empowerment through the DMS right it's what female empowerment through the DMS he is in line with his feminism true he's lifting up yeah maybe okay everyone yeah just being nice yeah so that's not cheating you don't think no so I'm gonna DM him right now [Music]
12:44 thank you foreign
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