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Ground Crew Worker Got 'Ingested' by Air Plane Engine

#americanairlines#baldeagles#solana#luna#superman
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0:00 thank you [Music] a ground crew worker died after being ingested into the engine of a plane in Alabama yo what is it I just got sucked in one of those ████ spiral things underneath the wings like Indiana Jones oh my oh ████ God damn they just Blended him yeah yeah and they turned it on and I was like and just sucked them out what happened so the dude was um yeah so so well damn there's a lot so the plane was parked one of its engines was running the airline ground crew worker was pulled into the engine while it was parked at the gate with it was he doing this

0:51 yeah so so the so Joe if you think I know enough about it like that you've never done this job okay I actually have wait what'd you do I was hosting but they said I wasn't good so I can't be it anymore who said that a lot of people it's like the fans yeah yeah the fans didn't care Bart was like Joe we're gonna go with a different direction put him back in the seat 2023 the attitude here you never did in the Attitude Era that's true yeah dude words accept it we'll we'll support you that is good in the attitude I just hire people that are better than me at the craft well that's a good way around business can't argue with that yeah hey if you're sitting here and we come at you with a folding chair in the back

1:41 you'll sell that you'll sell a hit right like ah you son of a ████ you gotta turn away yeah he couldn't get me with the the Jiu Jitsu nonsense but a stunner will ████ me so the work I've been hit by a chair before really I me and Bart both oh yeah at the pro wrestling show so I don't think I got hit I think I just watched Barton if I felt the pain I see it hurts pretty bad though yeah he whacks you pretty hard you don't do this with your hands and then go like sell it we didn't learn it that way we learned that he we just we're on I'm like doggy style and he ████ smashed it on the back oh ████ he's just getting off on it oh I liked it he's got these two little Asians these naughty Asian boy I love Joe Rogan I do he's great but I'll never forget him ████ all over wrestling for years and he has Undertaker on

2:41 what did he used to say that ████ on wrestling well he's just like making fun of it which by the way a comedian should it's hilarious but like but then when taker's on I was like damn he's not gonna really he should have threw a little bit of a fun funny fun like fun yeah a little jab no fun little jab that Undertaker sells yeah okay so the worker got um sucked in yeah like I said parking brake yeah yeah American Airlines playing all right by the way they don't let you refund tickets oh just so you know little tip tool tray so the the worker got pulled in They Don't Really describe it very much except that he felt like Superman for a second that's what it says shut the ████ because right before he got sucked in he was like I could be like

3:32 they got a quote at that exact moment right because they're like oh my oh Superman but you can replace the engine I guess you know you blow up like like in the movies like in the or in the footage of eagles and ████ going into it oh ████ I'm surprised more birds don't give like I think they go very fragile they they like doves and ████ they go through it and then they spit it on a backwards yeah because they're small enough to oh did they just pass by it like real quick like bald eagles though they really think it takes a minute the amount of bald eagles that die by engine turbine wild yeah like if you were to hold up like a salad bowl you'd catch pure chili like bald eagles

4:24 so pull the other side it's illegal to eat bald eagle children it'd be like slap chopped bald eagle it's an illegal Eagle yeah yeah you can't evil man you're riding low dude it's illegal because I was like where is it so American Airlines confirmed the death of the employee in a statement saying they were devastated and they're focused on ensuring all involved had the support they need during this difficult time good man it just sucks to have to confirm a death like that I wonder what the insurance policy on that is like the worst way to go oh man I mean like American uh American Airlines any airlines probably has crazy insurance policies they probably have a better insurance policy because they don't refund you if you have to change your flight so it's probably you break it you buy it to the guy that got sucked in and

5:15 I would know because you know yeah we didn't read the call sheet and yeah I didn't really read the schedule this this month so I booked uh the sixth and the eighth through the eighth but we were actually supposed to be here the next day so then I had to rebook my ████ and then like you have American Airlines so you can't you have to pay a fee with that ████ so it's 90 it's like a whole new ticket yes it was because I'm coming from Vegas who gives a ████ 85 I didn't know you were born like that I I thought you would be doing spirit because that's what I booked I did Frontier dude that's cheap too I had to work the plane I was getting died can I keep the cat I'm like no you can't keep the ████ Camp Jesus Christ ████ Frontier piece of ████ don't work the place

6:06 if you want to hit your ride you got to work you gotta work to play yeah dude you can't run out of the shotgun dude the other guy I was like Luna he's like Luna is David we'll be back he's like whatever and I was like no we will he's like whatever there'll be plenty of different people who got whacked by different coins joined different companies it's like Bitcoin dudes go McDonald's ethereum goes to Carl's Jr let's be real Bitcoin guys it'll be fine where do the FTX guys go to hell dude they go to Southwest right now I saw it coming what about us uh Solana guys huh [Laughter]

6:56 I used to be jealous actually of Solana like I remember during the run like I was like man I missed Solana it's crazy because I remember reading about Solana I was like they had no killer that's ████ away how did they just pump so hard but yeah it's corporate backed and I and I knew it right when I bought it went all the way back down David came up on Solana pretty well did he sell it I don't know I think he rolled it in into Luna he did better with Luna we all did better we all did better we all did better for a minute with Luna yeah well we got sucked into the we got sucked into the great plane engine in a way explain yourself for a second for a second you know you know it's because none of us wanted to say I'm gonna be the Lone Wolf here and cash out we're telling you multiple times I told you to do it I told you in front of him he said live on air

7:46 that you never told them you never told me how many times bark do you think every time did I tell this ████ guy to sell every time I I said I was gonna cash out Steve was like I think you should be fighting I think you should I think you got to make more it's gonna just joke stop it's gonna be so much more money you gotta wait wait there's no way I said ████ blow up you're gonna ████ do it because it's too early it's too early wait you know what you're probably talking about when it was five bucks you remember how many times I told this ████ guy Steve telling Joe and I also remember Joe saying he was going to cash out at a million but it went to a million and he was like nah exactly thank you well my idea of Cashing Out was putting it into a stable coin yeah which was USD ouchies so that's a maximum algae situation that was a cash out is that that was an oofy doofy kind of right

8:37 times two that was a big one yeah I did though because that's how I got away with 150k I think the bad thoughts go away this thing what are you talking about when you whenever you've been doing that lately you have a nice like you have a nice Panic thing you have a joke because I've been in a high level stress yeah she's just grinding your teeth not everybody's a pretty stressor you have a joke we made no money off of Luna you see didn't work out I don't care I just had fun yeah baby but at the same time it would have been much more fun if we kept the goddamn thing but it still was we got a little bit the multiple look the multiples we got sick what those we could have had Superman for a second yeah and it's always worth it to be Superman for a

9:28 second damn that's what they got from his quote some people never get to feel like Superman nope yeah and live to tell the tale I just want price to pay you just get slap chopped it's not bad yeah imagine it's not quick okay let's um you're being Blended from leg all the way to neck and you feel all of it until you're going a leg from leg all the way to naked going you say from leg to leg like you're doing the splits leg to neck like this way [Laughter] [Music] laughs

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