0:00 [Music] many americans are not into the idea of monogamy wow in january there was a poll of over 1300 u.s adults and i found that one-third which is 32 percent of the united states uh um of the united states uh group of adults in this poll say their ideal relationship is non-monogamous where are they all from san francisco they're from san francisco whoa how'd you know that no i'm not dang blinding those 43 are particularly likely to say their ideal relationship is non-monogamous through an equal though an equal percentage of this generation says their ideal relationship is completely monogamous so it's like split but at least a third of people are saying that's pretty big yeah because that's
0:50 also like a very non-traditional view of a relationship but that's also only a poll of 1300 people yes but it's but it's um which is quite a bit of the youngins though how old is millennials we're millennials how often are people having non-monogamous relationships these days i feel like there's all kinds of it's way more open now and there's even like like more like more than one person in relationships it's like like three what are they called polyamorous poly polygons yeah polygons but i wonder also out of that percentage how many of those people are open and honest with their partners about how they're dating other people and being well it's just 100 percent like is it oh it does cool that makes me feel better thank god that's true is it cheating or is it yeah i don't think cheating counts in this it's non-ibus
1:41 do you guys think you guys could have um a polyamorous relationship no i don't do something if i was mormon yeah but i think i feel like it's a dream that people come up with their in their head but the logistically once they actually start doing it it's like probably a pain here's the thing if the chicks are down to les out and suck my dick at the same time then of course and that's a slam dunk dude what about back in the day when like uh when like dudes would have you know like a king of an area would have like you know a bunch of wives or concubines and stuff like that what about that is i still don't think that's changed societally i still think i still think the top 1 of men who are like the top earners in society still ████ live like that yeah i do undisputedly oh is that why all guys want to be the top one percent somehow subconsciously yeah probably maybe but bill gates doesn't do that at least he does it doesn't look like him didn't he just do that he had a meet up didn't he
2:31 do we did a story about his on the lolita express huh it's all paid right so like what i don't know does it count if it's paid it might be a cleaner transaction on their end like instead of like buying the car let me just rent 12 of them it's almost like at that level it's almost like you'd be dumb to not do it paid almost oh because it's dangerous yeah it's like super crazy yeah who has the resources to be able to have a relationship with multiple people or who would who would have that just automatic trust for like a random hookup that you'd be like oh yeah you're not going to go sell this information i heard a lot of uh rappers what they do if they want to hook up with like groupies or whatever is like they'll get their id um they'll get like um like what do you call it the non-disclosure thingy nda so they know that they're actually over age
3:22 um they have them like save videos like yeah i wanna ████ so-and-so or whatever yeah such a weird process right but then it's because afterwards people will come after them with a lawsuit and all these dangerous things you just hear about the basketball player who um he's like uh damn i don't remember i'm not good at remembering basketball ████ but he's a basketball player and he was like i'm gonna get married to this woman i'm really excited about it and then like he's like okay hey baby we need to prenup and he's like she loves me it's all good she hey baby we need a prenup she's like yeah i'll get around to it i'll get around to it and like they're getting close to the wedding they're booking all the venues they're doing ████ putting money down deposits hey baby we need to prenup oh yeah yeah i know i'm gonna sign it it's the day before the wedding hey baby we need a pre-prenup right and she's like yeah no i'm still looking at it but he's like no no this like what
4:12 the ████ this needs to happen so the day of the wedding he's like okay you're gonna give me the preamp or not she has her like um her like friends and her family come in there and they're like crying and then being like you don't need this like what are you doing this to hurt all this ████ that's so much like ████ weird and he's like just give me the prenup what the ████ i want to marry this woman i love her it's all good i just need the prenup to make to like make sure that i'm financially secure because i worked my ████ ass off before i even knew her and i need to make sure that my money's locked in for life and her shady ass group of friends and family were like no no no interceding so then he's like okay cool the wedding's off and then he invites all his buddies and they all just go to the wedding venue and just have a party yeah yeah he's in the nba yep wow yeah so he came he won nba retired but yeah he was like
5:03 king dallas he's like i don't have another contract coming i'm not going to ████ do this and enhance somebody might have my money that happens a lot to athletes yes because there's like what do you isn't their name for that like it's like um all-star weekend especially it's big in the in the nba for like a lot of the hookups hookups all the ladies come around come they don't want you to use condoms and ████ and they want to get their check for life like unfortunately not not like all women are like that but that's the people who go but there's cons in both genders it's like you know it's like the guys want ████ and they're gonna get conned for that if it's like being greedy well yeah but that's dude that's how we work but yeah i know like if guys are gonna be greedy for the ████ you're gonna get scammed one day so do you guys think if an nba player came up with his girl
5:53 and then they get married do you think asking for a prenup at that point or after is a success it's different for sure it's just changes the conversation like that i met high school after my career is totally different than like yeah we came up together they came up together like patrick mahomes yeah like he like kansas city chiefs ████ signed a crazy contract he was with that chick since like high school so it's a different conversation perhaps like he like he became he became who he was because of knowing her as well and there's something like that because i hear people have that argument i'm curious what you guys think about that they're having a robert parish show i just think whatever the ████ they want whatever they feel fair in that relationship we should do it yeah dude you have to pick for everybody dude pick it for all of us damn that's dangerous though well you do hear some crazy stories about like there's that one podcast um the guy with all the tats his name is adam oh adam22 22 or whatever or jumpman adam
6:44 and he gets all these girls and they who who talk about how they ████ nba players all the time oh yeah like selena powell yeah oh okay yeah she they told a story about that her friend aliza they're telling a story about how um she was like ████ subdued and then 20 was like some like 12 other and like phoenix suns guys came in the room and she sucked all their dicks what was she like a porn star or something no she's just a ████ she has a she has a regular job it's like a accountant or something but she like told that story that all of a sudden everyone's like oh ████ that just put them all out so she just went one by another she said they all just came in wow and she just went around in a circle and just got it got it done at the same time yeah like a japanese porno like uh yeah with those sound effects was any of them eating morales that's the best
7:34 that sticks up that's the best ████ the guy who chooses that i'm always like god damn i'm also like the guy that does that thanks because if i was in that group which grosses me out but if i was there i'd be like you're propelling her energy right now she said she originally was hooking up with someone from administration or like an administration administrative guy from like that team and then who she like hooks up with usually and then all of a sudden the team just came in and she just went all right and was the guy who was hooking up with her like oh no i can't believe this happened to me i was gonna marry her that would be the worst so now it's like the worst possible concept i'm gonna hang out here but my life is rude it's all rude
8:25 what have i it's a crazy ass story i'm not even gonna blink but i can't believe this is happening to me can i go in between you two again go back to him okay he gets at the back of the line and he's like ah get out of here you already had your turn get out of here no not you no man you never talked to your girl about a prenup that never came up once before getting married nah dude i should i should she should ask me for a prenup [Laughter] she gave me gas money to get here she's doing with a career in a stable job i'm on her health insurance really really good let's go and i heard she has really good health insurance you got really good health oh yeah healthy church is no joke man it's a real commodity go get your health
9:15 insurance kings out there and then your kids are gonna have it it's great we're all we're all gonna be hooked up total 25 and then they're ████ and they're ████ out of here that's the threat 25 you're ████ out here out of here dude i'm hanging over their head too unless you find chinese doctors do you know how to work it around around yes like the real ones are the holistic ones no the real ones that's how i've been getting my contacts all the way up until i i got my uh my eye surgery wait what was this ████ about again this is about um monogamy oh monogamy but we got to contact lenses and i'm intrigued so what's your vision [Music]
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