0:05 What would you guys do in this dire situation? So, this guy shares that he just packed for Vegas when his wife hit him with uh uh Sorry, babe. I just got my period. Now he >> feaver. I'm just kidding. Go ahead. >> What do you mean just plug it up and get on the plane? >> Well, hang on. Now he's debating. Do I drop two G's to be bunk mates at the Bellagio with no action? overpriced room service or do I fake a work emergency and let her take one of her single friends? >> We're talking about a wife, right? Yeah. >> We're not talking about a girl you're dating. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> What the What do you mean period? That's nothing. >> Yeah. For a wife. >> Yeah. >> What? Change your plans for period? >> When does period stop you? If that's really when you're going to do it. >> Yeah. Does he Does he not get ████ or something?
0:55 >> Yeah. You not period out of your mouth? >> Wives don't get ████ That's a misconception. All right. >> That's a tall tail. >> All right. >> But wives are down even when it's before after the period. As long as it's not the heavy day. >> The guy that's not down. >> Yeah. It's usually the guy. >> My wife gives ████ >> Mine too. Let's go. >> Hell yeah. >> But like like that like like just for free. Like I'll give you this and then that's it. Well, sometimes. >> Sometimes. But that's rare. >> Rare, right? That's >> not like college days. >> Cuz their point is that it's like oh she has her period so she's just going to she going to help you out. >> Come on. Yeah. Cuz cuz those days where it was like my dick's covered in honey, that was like the early days. >> Dick's covered in these days. >> It's like these days in that jiu-jitsu stench. >> This day it's like covered in sauerkraut or something. >> Just plain. It's plain.
1:46 >> Yeah, it's it's a plain dick. >> Plain dick. So, no. He says, "Should I let her take one of her sing fake a work emergency? Take one. Let her take one of her single friends instead. Married guys will get it. Single people don't judge. What would you do? >> Wait, if she >> He's not ████ ████ around. This is an actual >> Wait, if she has a period >> Mhm. >> and she and that's the thing that's holding them back. Why would he just go, "Here's two G's. You take one of your single friends. >> What's the point of that?" >> Yeah, that's a little weird. >> Am I autistic? And I don't understand. >> I think you're right. >> I don't understand that being a solution. >> Also, if he's like, I'm not going to go and waste my money. I'll let her go and hang out with her friends since I'm not going to get nothing. >> What I don't understand is like >> why does it >> So, let her go hang out. He'll probably do something else entirely. >> Yeah, I'll just >> Hey, at this point, >> is it is it is it like she has crazy periods where she won't even enjoy it? Cuz I get that, right? Like he's talking about the getting laid part cuz I was
2:36 like you could ████ outside of Vegas. You're married. It's not like you're you're like in college and then you guys are like >> I don't know longdistance relationship and you finally booked this trip. You're not going to get no pun. >> Yeah, but like you could ████ at home, right? So that I I I don't get. But unless this guy has a sorry life where he only gets to ████ is at Vegas, right? >> Maybe. >> But the only thing is if his if his wife has one of those severe ass periods where she's going to stay at home anyway, >> why does she get to go with her single friend to Vegas? >> That's true, right? Cuz maybe they could just stay in the hotel room all day and cry. Because because women all women are somehow superheroes when they're with their best girlfriends and they could do it and they could do anything. They can move mountains. >> They could open a jar all of a sudden. >> Yeah. They're not now they're not tired. >> If she goes with one of her single
3:27 friends, then it's going to be really wild. >> Yeah. Suddenly it's like, "Oh my god, my period disappeared. Now we're at the nightclub. We got some table service." Like, it's crazy. >> Said this like, "Mary guys, you get it." And I'm like, "I don't I don't ████ get it, bro." >> So, I'm glad cuz when I read this, I was like, "What?" But I wasn't. But I was like, maybe the boys will know. >> I don't get it at all. >> I totally get it. I have to always spend like three grand if I want to have sex. It has to be an occasion. >> Really? >> Yeah. I guess his point is like making the money cuz it says like >> dropping 2,000 to be bunk mates. That's how he's putting at the Bellagio. Maybe he doesn't. >> So he's just like, I don't want to spend that much money. >> I think he doesn't want to hang out with his wife. >> He's like, ████ that. I'm not going to spend that much money if you're going to get any anything. That's his point. >> Sit in it and eat. If you guys been married for how long, right? Like it's like you >> guys do cool stuff. >> Yeah. >> Go watch a show. >> Go do stuff.
4:17 >> You've been on vacation when your wife's ████ having a period. That's normal. >> I don't like this hive mind ████ So, I'm going to >> Okay. Do it. Do it. Do it. >> First of all, what >> you got to believe in what you say. >> Okay. All of you guys get ████ like your ████ dicks covered in honey all the time. >> Not anymore. >> Not honey. Not honey. >> Must be nice. >> Not anymore. >> Okay. ████ do not come for free ever since like dating. Okay. sense. >> I don't ask enough. That's my fault. You got to give up as much as possible. So, if you don't if they don't get that effort, if you don't put it, and maybe this is his only way of showing effort. Maybe because he's so ratchet ass like a piece of ████ at home and and you take everything for granted at home, you know, like >> that makes sense. >> You know, it's like the everyday things that you do, whether it be cleaning up or paying the bills or that's not romantic because it's it's just normal. So the gesture of doing like, hey, we're going to go take a weekend out, that for
5:07 you is like a little bit of like, you know, maybe I'm going to get maybe it's not just going to be like a like obligatory sex because you're my wife. Maybe it's like maybe we're going to like go off, make some love, >> do something special. >> Yeah. He's actually putting in effort. >> Yeah. So for him, maybe he's been saving up his ████ bonuses or whatever the hell and it's a big deal to go on a trip because they only take once a year. >> But you know what that means? That means this is him doubling down being an extra piece of ████ because he's like, "Well, ████ If I'm not going to get ████ I'm not even going to put in the effort anyways." >> No, no, no. That would be an extra piece of ████ to cancel it. Maybe he's like, "You know what? Like, if the best thing that she could have during this not as good time is just have fun with her friend who I really, really enjoy as a friend as well. I'll just give him that because I'm not going to get ████ p anyway." >> That's true. That's true. Cuz he's spending it anyway. So, >> he's going to be there annoyed that he can't >> Yeah. He's just Yeah. He He's like And I know myself. I'm frustrated.
5:58 >> So, I might as well just stay home, jack off. I lost the money anyway. She might as well have a good time. I don't want to be her. Maybe she's a ████ ████ to be around when she's on her period, too. >> Him the whole time on her period, too. >> That makes sense. >> You go with your friend. He looks like a romantic jock. He goes home. He just plays video games and nuts off. And he's like, "Honestly, that was kind of sick." >> He's like, "That's better than than hanging out with you when you're ████ out of service." >> Two 2,000 is a lot. what he's saying though, you know, if you're looking like straight up, that's what he's saying. I think that I mean that's okay. That's his opinion. That's his opinion. >> Home Alone, that's pretty good, too. >> It is pretty tight. >> Pretty sick. >> Also, if you go to Home Alone, >> no. Jacking off at Home Alone. >> That's tight. >> Jacking off when you're home by yourself. >> Scene. Which scene exactly? >> That's pretty good, too.
6:48 >> The the shelves. >> That's the best. That's your favorite part. So, if you if you go on trips with your wife all the time, that's your thing. You go on trips all the time, you're desensitized to the idea of like, you know, new experiences, dates, or whatever the freak, and and you take trips, then you number one, you don't drop $2,000 on a room. >> Number two, if if something is if something's problematic, you don't jump to like a Reddit thread and write about it. Like, you know, it's it's not it's a normal thing for you that something might happen. This is probably like his one time like, "Yo, I'm going balls to the wall." all like, "Yeah, like wear a suit." >> Yeah. >> But what I don't get is the whole like bunk mates with >> Right. >> It's like, dude, so you you guys just don't enjoy life like outside of sex. >> You just don't like being around each other. >> Yeah. That's what it sounds like. He doesn't enjoy her. >> Doesn't want to hang with her. >> Or maybe he just never gets known >> cuz that's that's where he's putting. He's like, "Bro, if I'm going to go
7:38 there, I'm still not GOING TO GET ████ THIS." which is not which is not >> very uncommon for married people that are like really used to each other. >> I mean there's there's seasons, right? Like sometimes you just go through a dry spell cuz there's life that happens. But maybe this was his like finally we both get a break. Like let's say some there there's nothing wrong but they did save up for this and he's just like ████ finally we get a break. We get to bone we get to have some chill time. And he's like a ████ But I don't like being around her when on her period. She's a ████ I think it's got to be that, >> right? >> Yeah. >> So then he's like, "Well, you know what? Maybe you could go be a ████ with another b████." >> You ever been with a chick who where you kind of can't wait for her to be around her friends so you can just get away from her for a little bit? >> That's great. >> I think it's like that. >> I think nobody here know. >> You know what I mean? Surely you've had
8:29 exes like that. >> For sure. Yeah. >> Have you guys been around guys like that? >> Guys like this? Absolutely. >> So, okay. What do you do in those situations? Like so what I like I mean like I for me I'm just I just like listen to them, right? But it almost feels like >> like what? >> No, like they want to it's almost like they're like kind of like in s█████ situations and they just want to vent and I'm like y'all are like girls, dude. >> Like you're just ████ venting about your s█████ marriage all day long. >> You're saying the situation where you're listening to the person? >> Yeah. And then I'm I'm like I don't even know you like that, dude. What the ████ Like and then after a while you're like you don't want to say anything positive about what's happening in your relationship cuz then >> cuz then it just makes it seem like you're ████ burning him harder,
9:19 >> right? >> Like dude, your ████ life sucks, bro. You know, like that's just actually average human uh bad social cue like guy banter, though. Cuz you don't want to go out and be like, yo, like my relationship's been sick. Let me tell you how awesome my love life is. A lot of times people are just like, "Yeah, the cool thing to do is compare complain about our chicks, right? So we could be dicks, right?" >> There's a lot of dudes that that have bad relationships that all they can talk about is how good it is. >> Yeah. And that's weird. >> That's weird. >> Yeah. >> Who are you thinking about? Who you think about? Who you think? >> It's like the people that just look at them like hundreds of thousands on a wedding and then like >> and then and then um you just think it's a perfect marriage because of the the wedding was so expensive. Like Kim Kardashian, what's his name? >> And then they like break up right away. Yeah. I think it's like that where like they're they're making up for the s█████ relationship.
10:09 >> Covering it up. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Cuz I'm exactly like that. Sometimes I'll go around and be like, "Yo, dude, I'm with the boys. Let me figure out my cool ass way to talk ████ on my wife." And I go home, I put my dick between my legs and I go, "I'm sorry, man." The whole time, you know, please take me. You know, I'm a ████ loser. Like this guy. I'm a ████ Reddit. Maybe it's one of those things where he's like, "Oh, go hang out with your friend because she's Chances are she's also on her period because their cycles are stink because they're very close." >> And then I'll hang out with my friend. We can jack off together. >> Yeah, Kevin. >> I don't like Jack Homo 3, but I can. >> So, you pause it when he screams like this every time Kevin gets put up on the door at the end. >> Yes. This is my favorite part. Shelves, you're looking at that little boy butt.
10:59 >> That's crazy. That's crazy. >> ████ >> We got to end. >> All right. What's the verdict? What's the verdict? Should he >> I was going to say, yeah, he's getting here. >> The verdict is he should he should get a divorce. >> He's getting to cancel cancel. >> What's the verdict for you guys? Would you What's the verdict? >> He's gay. >> Which home loan do we jack off to? >> No. For for this guy, you give him advice. What would you tell him? is considering that he should actually try to throw down like, "Hey, why don't you go with your friend?" >> He's already in his head like, "F███, I'm going to hate this trip." >> Some other reasons to make a trip worth it >> other than sex. >> If you like gambling, if you like watching a show, if you like drinking, you're a good start to really enjoy the idea of the blood on your dick. >> Just go. >> Yeah. Just ████ You're You're all going to ████ take a shower afterwards anyway. That's aborig. >> Just go for it, you know?
11:51 >> Yeah. I I think that's bad solution, too. It depends if chick is cool with that. >> His chick might might just be like, "Nah, I don't mind." >> This could be a Mel Gibson movie. >> Yeah, dude. >> Heavy bleeding for like 4 days. Like, go for it sometime. >> Could be ████ apocalyptto in that hotel, >> dude. >> Yeah. His response just tells me he shouldn't be in this relationship. It's just like Blade. >> Blade. >> The beginning of Blade. >> I'll send it. I'll send it >> with the sprinklers. >> I'll send it. >> Day Walker. >> Day Walker. That's wild.
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