0:00 no way you got a graffiti charge too [Music] yeah so we're pretty used to like stuff happening at JK and then uh those things go out into our other lives and ruins everything do we have anything from the past that we've done as a solo human that could come back and hurt JK could the reverse ever take place I don't know it's really hard to harm JK cuz this is usually the play that makes us look bad in all of our other aspects that's what I'm saying yeah that's what it's usually the reverse but like cuz you know with all the stuff happening Mr Beast right now how like they're just digging oh yeah digging if if some obsessive person were to dig through our lives what potentially could they use maybe it wouldn't succeed maybe it would
0:50 be something really dumb but what could they think would hurt JK you know what's funny I think what will actually hurt JK is if we weren't as crazy as we said we were or if people thought we were or if we were Libs undercover it was like actually uh Joe was a big nerd and a Val Victorian and he didn't live a certain that's a juvenile delinquent lifestyle and then they find like all of the stuff from when we're young and like this is him looking like a geek and all that and I think that would be a big oneart work for M's campaign that would be insane that would rock me to the coure they had really good benefits so I couldn't say no bar was a part of young Democrats of America
1:42 really oh my Lord yeah the yda everyone knows about it wow was it I believe it kind of was it an Asian Branch I have no idea what that is B didn't get political till like 3 years ago so maybe not yeah I was like he didn't even know what was Dem Republican I think one of them I I would I where to see people digging but I think the more they dig is going to be more of a dead end was like the old uh military school story and I think it's because people are so dumb a lot of people that I see read in the comments that still try to bring it up they think I like that happened when I was an adult they think it happened in the Marine Corps cuz they don't know that military school is high school yeah so it's like it's like trying to I guess one it's a joke and it's an exaggerated story but then also trying to make
2:33 something that happened 15 look like it's 25 yeah so I think if people try to dig like and they actually dug and they go what is this RV and Army and Navy Academy but that already happened here didn't it like they tried and but that was a j b that that was a JK way of cancelling so the question is like outside of JK they found something that JK didn't know about yet and they were like hold on a minute in your real estate life mhm you you went through a scandal or something you know and like Bart's a terrible landlord and then they bring that in and and then they can cancel JK because oh oh Bart I thought you were an ethical landlord right or like Ryan and and the dance Community it's like he's notorious for putting his dancers under so much stress that they all twist their ankles
3:23 doing the moves that he teaches them to do or whatever yeah or even something real serious like someone goes oh there's a girl in freaking Istanbul that says that he tried to assault her and she said it was non consentual like and it comes back here right yeah yeah like stuff like that where I feel like with JK it's so tough because JK is a porta poot so it's usually the poop that leaks out that ruins the stuff around it especially for Anthony it's hard to like yeah it's hard to like add flowers into the porta potty and go like it's destroying it the flowers are destroying the Porta partty right I just love how Anthony's doing these like tours with pop stars and in the back of his mind he's like ████ JK ████ better not ruin this
4:13 opportunity for me that's pretty good that was pretty good one thing I think people try to say about me is that I they're like oh but didn't Steve make fun of Trayvon Martin one time and I'm like quote me ████ what's the quote there's no quote there's no quote there's a reason why you think they're quoting someone else that you think something happened that didn't happen but yeah yeah that is outside of JK that was on um Shane Dawson's like video it was video I did with Shane Dawson a long time ago but that even then it's kind of like the reason why you're here is because you are probably the most racist friend that I ever have and I love that about you no doubt thank you and I absolutely love that about and I say the same thing about you you know what's funny I didn't that like that time I didn't even know what was going on and then um someone commented on a picture of us and they
5:03 said how dare you become friends with someone like Steve Green the racist and I said shut the ████ up cuz I'm even more racist than Steve Green but then I didn't even know I I just thought it was some ████ hater I had no idea of what was going on so I was just going through the com comments and I was just saying like there's I'm even a bigger racist so shut up ████ and I just thought it was some weird hater right yeah but I think I I don't think people can cancel me before I can cancel myself fact cuz I'll say things like that which I don't even need to I don't even need to but it's so fun to me that like what is where's this coming from okay well let me double down if you're going to call me that I'm going to be even more like if someone calls me like a Nazi dude you best believe I'm
5:54 wearing a swastika the next day and saluting because I think it's so much funnier to play into to people's ideas of who I am they call you a Nazi it's like cool quote me what's the quote that I said that's a Nazi you know that's the thing that like just doesn't make any sense I'm like all right quote me what do you got criminal history wise everyone has clean records right or expunged like there everything you guys did that was bad was in your youth Crystal Clear nothing I'm I'm clean I never even shoplifted dude I'm I've shoped so it's probably say gay and you something yeah probably I try to expunge it when I try to be a cop oh really yeah but it's most crimes under a minor it doesn't stick and we I didn't even have anything bad anyway so it's like whatever files they have ████ the riots probably burned that section of the office yeah that's funny you know what's weird is that my freaking uh so mine
6:45 like I think it's it's clean because they just like all of it's happened when I was younger but then I think if it wasn't to be expunged you would find just the Orange County vandalism stuffff and that's it oh ████ cuz I when I got arrested for tagging which is sick yeah no that's ████ dumb no way you got a graffiti charge too we're homies in crime I know that's awesome but then I I just did it way less and more annoyingly I got hit in Orange County too so they have a zero tolerance for graffiti they will always prosecute in Orange County Orange County yeah why do we have so much tolerance up here I don't know what you think it is cuz we're more of a I don't know we love hip-hop more but then for I would do I deserved it though I did horrible things one time I tagged the ceiling of a pickup stick's bathroom you know how annoying that is to clean
7:35 why cuz I'm gay no there because I'm an idiot it's probably falling on their forehead can you imagine what that employee had to go through like that is so stupid an innocent employee had nothing to do with you and then I didn't realize later I guess like this was something that I don't know if this ever happened to you guys but I guess like when I had a finally had a probation officer the the dude was like hey how come this thing what happened here and he had some kind of record of like I guess I was meant to be questioned about a murder and I never did what wa wow isn't that heavy you were they had you on file as like they have to be questioning you for something story yeah the story that happened is that this was in Carson when I was 15 16 or 15 and we went to a party and then the guys that I was with noticed that this other like
8:25 gang came in and then they started talking about stealing the DJ equipment who was like the DJ was our friend so then they started like getting into it and for no reason it kind of became a fight out in the street and then uh they wanted some one of them had thrown a bottle and hit my bald friend in the head so he's bleeding like crazy ████ so then they they decided to have like revenge on that one guy and I didn't know anything about it but I guess they had like went to his house cuz they you know everybody ████ knows each other and they they literally went to his doorstep and they beat him up like they beat his ass with like bats and ████ M and then they the guy had gotten so like donged in the head that he ended up on like life support man and then uh the charge got upgraded to murder because the family decided they didn't want to pay for the they pulled the plug wow so then like I didn't know any of that ████
9:16 I knew none of it but you at the party but I was just I was just a name yeah cuz like I guess that someone had named me I don't know who did who's ████ ratting on someone that hasn't done nothing somebody really named me because I was there at the time and then and then I guess it never maybe I don't know if they confessed or someone got in trouble but it didn't end up going far enough where they had to actually talk to me murder how can you even be a rat toward someone who wasn't even like doing a crime I think somebody probably just got cuz at the time everyone's kids someone got scared and was just like who was in your car like oh well I was here with Mike and this guy and Ryan and then like I didn't do anything wrong hey what's up guys just in case you've noticed some of these lovely Jade pieces on some of our men here uh just know that you can get some for yourself over at the j.co uh visit our friends here at the
10:06 site and check out some of the pieces they've got the selection is massive you can find all kinds of different designs and they even do some custom work so if you want to check them out uh we'll be very grateful we love these guys over at J Jewelers and uh we're happy for you guys to be able to get the same stuff yeah and I guess like once I had a p that guy was like that's weird what happened with that and I was like I don't know what happened with that like I didn't even know that became a thing how did you find out and tie all the clues together well I ended up talking to the people that were there that finally one person had enough detail to be able some girl like knew girls usually were like you know the the the the human Wireless like past the past the message people like they were the ba they the data they the iclouds yeah they knew all the information and then they'll like tell you know yeah which I
10:56 guess at the time I don't know if you remember a gang from back then was called genocide mm-m did they not like one cultural group yeah was at everybody I don't know cuz they were like the same Asians as us but then I remember most Asian gangs fought Asian gangs like that was the funniest that's the thing where it's like it's really rare that they went outside they just all fought each other yeah I would be really impressed if somebody ever was able to look into my ████ enough to find that cuz I think that's even gone too cuz once I turned 18 oh right the uh all the graffi everything's gone did you ever uh hear the story of when me and Gio first started dating and then I got arrested out of nowhere what we were first started dating probably within the first three 3 months so very early on we're driving coming back home from in- and- out one day this was uh coming down
11:48 alhamra and then you know there's like alhamra Main and then there's Al manzer one of the ████ golf courses I run the stop sign just cuz we're talking and then um there's a cop parked there he lights me up pulls me over and I just think it's going to be a routine stop I'm okay cool whatever like yeah there's license registration whatever and then uh when he comes back like he has his gun drawn and he goes can you please step out of the car and uh and then I was like oh yeah sure and then um and I was trying to get on his good side cuz he goes I'm going to have to search your car so he cuffs me and he goes I need to sit on the sidewalk and I think Jill the whole time was like who the ████ is B I thought I knew I thought I knew who he was and I'm like giving her the eyes like I am just as lost as you are like cuz I can see her eyes going what the ████ and I'm like giving her eyes like I'm just as lost as you are and then uh I was trying to get on
12:39 the cop's good side when he was searching my car I'm like oh you know you're going to probably you're not going to find much but there is an application to the glendell police department and B this is when we were going to apply to be you know so I was I was trying to like I was trying to like you're negotiator yeah we're good I'm like you're going to find an application Burbank Police Department glendell police department whatever and he goes okay that's good to know he didn't find anything and then I and then he goes well I'm going to have to take you back to the station and then uh and then I was like what about my car I like maybe you can ask her if she could drive it home for you and I was like what the ████ am I going to jail what the ████ is going on I don't even know what the hell's happening and I'm like oh sir like what's the uh like what am I getting charged with or whatever and different cities have different codes for things so he goes honestly I don't know but there's a warrant out for your arrest and I'm like that sounds kind of cool but I don't know what the ████
13:30 yeah Gio drives my car home I go I'll just call you back whenever I figure things out I guess and this is during the days when cell phones didn't even have touchcreen you know it's like old school like if you want a letter you got to press it three times so I'm like I'll I'll text you or whatever takes me into the station he goes I'm going have to put you in holding and holding is like a very small version of gel they're just going to process you and figure ████ out and then uh when they put me in holding that's they're going to figure out what the hell is going on they just see the warrant cuz the cop himself doesn't know what the warrant is out for but because you're in holding they have to ████ cut the drawstring to my shorts cuz I can't be a danger to myself and someone else got to cut the shoel the shoelaces to my shoes so I have to end up like going into the like the ████ holding cell like this with like sliding my
14:20 shoes around cuz like I don't have shoelaces I don't have a ████ drawring and I don't have a jacket so I'm just laying there like this there's a ████ Holo in there and I look at him and I'm like hey what's up he's like hey what's up and then throughout the night you see the weirdest ████ like ████ a clown came in like a full clown full clown like ████ rainbow hair um like what the ████ the typical like drunk chick like oh my God like that that type of ████ yeah just annoying things 4our passes finally they take me out and then they're like all right cool so we found out what it was and it was uh when I lived with my dad at Alman my dog um left the house one time and then he was put in the pound and
15:10 then um so somehow like when when I picked them up I don't think I paid for the dog registration or something like that and so not paying for the dog registration that just slowly escalated every year you know how I'll be like one of this collections then if it's not collections then it's then you get this then you get this so ended up being that it was just like a mispa or I didn't pay dock registration is that crazy go to jail for that ████ dog and I was like what the I got to pay my dog registration right now and then I'm like dude I'm like so I call jail I'm like hey I can come out now can you come pick me up I'm like you're not going to believe my why I was why I had this whole ordal what over that did you have to pay like some crazy ass fine yeah did it like triplicate uh I wouldn't have believed a if if I came to pick him up
16:00 and he goes you're not going to believe this dog registration babe I didn't pay a dog reg registration so I would have been like bull ████ bro and I came out I come out walking with ████ with my shorts like ████ about to fall off fall yeah dude I was like dude this is did they just say we're going to forgive it or you have to pay like eight grand I think I had to pay but it wasn't like 8 Grand I think it was like 1,200 or something it was it was cuz I think the dog registration was like 30 bucks that turned into like 12 they allow it to go that high govern's insane dude ████ insane oh my God can you imagine going to jail for a dog tag that you didn't put on your dog what' the cop pull you over for you just no it's just they just run the plates and then it goes he has a warrant that's it and then the codes are different like alham and
16:51 Almani codes are it's like it's like different codes so they don't know what it is wow they just go warrant so I got to bring this ████ in cuz this guy could be a Fel in or whatever and I'm just trying to eat huh I kind of have a similar story something same thing happened to you yeah well you know when brownie bought a Acura Integra 1995 in like 2019 and he he made it all like boost and everything it was like super fast it turboed it and then he was just like yo I'm moving back to Hawaii so he just left the car he said just take care of it and help me sell it I'm driving around Burbank and I see a cop in front of me and I was just like oh I'm going just go low gears you know so he didn't hears a whistle he he turns and turns back around lights me up oh no and then he goes oh where'd you get this car from there's no plates in the back I was like
17:41 we got it from a dealer and he looked at me like this old car we got it from the dealer and I was just like yeah we did actually he was just like all right well let me see your paperwork and I had I didn't know where he put the paperwork so I was like looking for it I was just like oh I can't really find it right now so freaking it's so bad and he's just like okay I can't really find it right he checks the VIN and then he's like let me see your license all right cool I'll be right back Bob I all right cool one minute in the roads were all blocked helicopter comes over me and I'm just like that's not for me remember dude your stars just went up dude yeah bro and I'm I had a bucket hat on and Chicago Bull jacket and then I'm literally doing errands for drix
18:31 from D yo and then ████ yo I had the cops just like yo driver hands up oh my God hands up and then ████ yo I had a whole unit on me just ████ grabbed me I had a shotgun on me oh ████ yeah dude the whole thing and I was just like yo can I just ask what I'm getting arrested for he was like we'll tell you later and he cuffs me up he sees a quest CU jacket and one of the cop was a Filipino dude oh he's like oh you're Quest Crew and I was like yeah I am actually co co that's cool cool yeah let let me go I'll do some windmills for you but I was just like yo hey you know question but like what do you why am I get arrested he's like I can't tell you right now I was like oh what the ████ so I just put him boom I get stuck in the car and then I was just like oh what the hell did I do they're over here searching the car opening it up and then he comes in opens the door and goes I got to read your
19:21 Miranda Rights and I was like oh I'm going in boys this is this is usually the last step yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah usually the last step if your Miranda Rights is getting ████ spoken that means it's real yeah yeah he's just like hell there are you aware and I'm just like no I'm not aware he's anyways and I was just like all right dude 5 minutes in they open the door and said you're good to go what I was like what and then I had six supervisors outside waiting for me wow all right we just want to apologize my who they're like don't sue us yeah yeah cuz you could win a million dollars just don't sue us what happened we just want to apologize because it seemed like the guy our buddy down there wrote your the VIN number wrong oh W it came out it came out stolen it said oh ████ so I had six
20:13 dudes bald ████ I was so pissed I was just like y'all were training on me cuz it looked like they're training they had the lights off told the girl how to like search the car properly Oh I thought you were going to say like like when they came up to you they're like we uh we thought you know you're in deep trouble but then we found an application for Glend Del PD and hey you're welcome you're good to go welcome to the force this is why I think prayers work this is why I think prayers work did you ask God again that you're not going to jack off for here yep I was just like dear God like I won't do anything crazy anymore like I don't know what I did but please help me out on this and that's when the door open God has been every single time you have some cop ████ bro he's been God like subin stop jacking off he's been
21:03 there for me
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