0:00 thank you [Music] do you guys know about how Queen Elizabeth died how'd she die no I don't know how she died I know like right before she had I know that we were really good on about getting it on time that was the first time in 10 years that we were on time with news guess what because you you suggested it good yeah thank you yeah another 40 pickup I just got my pay slash it again God damn it you're trying to move us up and we'll only go down I'm sorry okay and can edit it and upload it so shout outs you can no the queen we also deleted half the footage that's true that's true so he's able to watch plus one minus one but we're gonna make up for it by cutting the cans going like this sometimes we don't have footage
0:50 um no the Queen's cause of death has been discovered so apparently uh it's ████ wild right so so Queen Elizabeth was actually in the in the Royal Palace right and she's walking through one of the corridors and Charles comes out and goes boo I'm kidding damn and she slips and falls she slips and falls and the poor old lady her body couldn't take her little her little heart oh that is scary looking scary yeah you made a very funny observation about him what was that observation Mark that his eyes are very very close together insert picture right here okay does it doesn't the bush like George Bush and George was senior look like Prince Charles kinda if you put them together it's all inbreeding families yeah that's the conspiracy 100 that's conspiracy they all look like the Mad TV kid they all look exactly like him yeah no
1:43 um so after the after the queen I don't know how you guys got into the cause of death I was saying after the queen died how did we get into the cause of death you you told us about you guys ████ postulated like oh how did she die I'm like I don't ████ know I'm like no you guys know how the queen died I know I'm like you guys know how the queen died right are you gaslighting us right now I feel like you asked us oh my goodness no never getting married um so there was there was word all of a sudden something started trending on Twitter and it's called the Kohinoor diamond oh you guys know what that is yes so the Kohinoor Diamond I don't know if I'm pronouncing it right whatever um it's an Indian of Indian originally this is the thing that Tess was talking about yeah right what do you say that they like have one of their National Treasures but they're just not giving it back yes it's part of the Queen's Crown
2:34 right so it yeah it's actually on her crown so it's a curse yeah it makes it makes you live 96 years no so so it's on her crown right that's ████ up it's it's so it's either this one or this one up here I believe it's this one yeah I believe it's the center one what the ████ she needs to wear that hat for anyway we need ████ oceans 14 to come and then Heist it and give it back to wait so I missed like the biggest part of this detail why does the diamond matter so it was stolen from they well they say it was stolen the queen says it was fair and square we took over your land and we took the diamonds fair and square yeah and the queen said that a bunch of times yeah Spoils of War yes I think James got it for her uh who did James James got the Diamond
3:24 Horse James Earl Jones so who's James you you know Sweet Baby James the lawyer oh sweet James it was in documentary diamonds are forever okay no no one's oh yeah James Bond yeah the Roger Moore movie I forgot okay good well done 007 uh so here is a replica this is a replica of it because because obviously it's been out in circulation for a long time they weren't able to take picture of it damn but that's the that's the replica of the kohen Kohinoor that thing looks like it's this big it's just zoomed in like a ████ big boy um but they're they're saying hey the queen passed yeah give it back because because the The Queen's Crown is for the queen now they're gonna have a king's crown unless he's changing genders and saying guess what I'm the queen can't
4:14 have it I identify as a queen so he did not do that he actually came out today as King Charles the Third I believe he came out today as king Jarvis well no because they actually have transitions they actually have the the coordination or whatever no they have the right to come up with their a new name like the pope almost right it's like your name is Nick right but then you're like I want to be ████ you know Francis or something King Constantine or some ████ what really so his name is what King Charles his name is King Charles third I've been so dope if he did I want to be king Kanye yeah that'd be so funny my name was Charles I'd rather be Charlie sounds friendlier like a ████ though nah but like it's it's like that's what he needs right now because Charles is too threatening because there's been a King Charles that s███'s like too like dictatory he needs to come out with King
5:04 Charlie Charlie yeah I don't know Bart doesn't like it I like King Arthur oh that'd be sick yeah we haven't had a King Arthur in like 2 000 years or some ████ 2 000. so if they give that ████ back that's a pretty slippery slope for lots of countries having to give back lots of ████ yeah you know what I mean put the crown in the museum that's probably what they usually do then a lot of things are gonna have to go to a lot of museums exactly so does that mean if India wages war with like the UK just take ████ then they could be like well Finders Keepers on our part too yeah so why don't they just do that because then goodbye other trade relations once India uh attained their independence in 1947 the government actually formally requested for the diamond to be returned to oh they filed a refund and the queen of the Queen of England then the same Elizabeth who just
5:56 died when she was younger yeah said that you guys can go ████ yourself exactly she sent back the nicest cursive Anew no yeah because that makes sense to me because like if you were if you occupy a country and you take stuff and then once the occupation's over it's not like you go hey guys my bad like here's your stuff it was a war they won the war she said she said you guys can go pound it up sideways and break it off that's what she said yeah because it you know they could do it like a Trailblazer she really said she did she said pound it up sideways and break it off that's that's like UK slang though yeah yeah because they could do it they could do it like Japan and Germany's doing or they're saying like oh like Jeremy's saying the Holocaust didn't happen some of the people some of the historians in Japan are saying oh no we didn't we didn't um rape and murder anybody Japanese is like huh no you crazy and then England could just do like Prince Charlie could
6:47 I mean King Charlie could do that and be like but no we didn't steal anything it'd be like the diamond dude we found it in England when we got here yeah okay what we say about the nukes of Nagasaki and Hiroshima right we're like oh we had to do it guys there was no way around it man there's no ████ way we did the math we're like oh this is no ████ way that's you know you know why one of the reasons though that um it's because before um so that so they knew that Japanese soldiers would do like suicide attacks they would be in these situations where like half of the soldiers don't even have ammo anymore and they would just ████ fight till the death so they're like this is going to take a long time to win especially if we get on their soil so they're like we gotta do something crazy let's just kill millions of them but
7:37 isn't there an angle to this right we're Victor really does write the history yeah so we've all completely accepted this Narrative of like we had to do it two million Americans would have died Garen ████ team granted we don't know what the weather's gonna be tomorrow but we know for a fact two main Americans are gonna die guaranteed and you're right like the moral winner is always the winner always the winner yeah yeah right and then we all tell the story and pass it down to our kids and their kids that's true so um yeah India's basically saying King Charles needs to acknowledge the black history of the origins of how they receive the diamond at the very least what what country has no black history I don't understand well it's supposed to use Korea Korea we we've never won Korea is without fault butt ████ by everybody we've never won they've just been like
8:27 what the ████ dude can I get a break and then they come out with K-pop and everyone's like yeah yeah ████ yeah stuff with refrigerators and washers and dryers yeah yeah for sure Even in our in our well it was a conflict back then now that I call it the Korean War I don't know what's changed but when it was the Korean conflict they wouldn't even let us be one country they're just like okay you know what we're gonna divide yeah they played the Cold War out on you guys you know what we we did some research and we're like yeah this won't work because one country I do too yeah I do too the best I could do is two yeah we did the Carolinas we're good that's what we do The Dakotas I mean it's is it not going well come on that's the signature move just turned in two yeah split it up with Hawaii we made it like ████ seven dude were you gonna get something are you okay yeah yeah I'm dehydrated oh
9:18 there's a bug that's what it was he freaked out and it was like whoa hey bar what's taking thing to the coin or Diamonds the Carino diet Korean or diamond I think he likes it I I really wonder what's gonna happen now with Western Nations losing their strong propaganda and control over their public because it like if if you mention this even as early as 20 years ago people would be like shut the ████ up right but then now people are just smarter and especially they just they question their own government and ████ like that they're gonna be like hey this sounds kind of ridiculous why do I have to kill this other person from this nation are they really threatening me like I feel like nine after 9 11 everyone got duped and they're like there wasn't no massive like weapons of
10:08 mass destruction like we were in the Middle East for so ████ long killing innocent people are they really trying to kill us dude they raised a generation of us though with Nightly News Graphics of like the threat levels orange and if you live in any of these major cities the terrorists want to kill you the most and that's all the major cities so it's like I remember I remember going to bed and in San Diego California where I was when 9 11 happened and it's like and the Nightly News is like the top cities the terrorists want to hit with a ████ ████ a dirty bomb and it's like New York L.A uh Chicago Philly San Diego and I'm like that's me dude like ████ hey and but that works right that propaganda works on your brain completely and every time you saw a dude with a turban in the airplane you're like I'm not racist but God damn this is kind of scary you know like everybody got but they've been doing this like they did that when
11:00 during World War II every ████ Asian War they made some Asian a scapegoat like whether it's Vietnam Korea or Japan and then during 9 11 they turned all these Arabs who were in the United States into into pariahs yeah they they even use the FBI they wouldn't trap innocent people who were just like talking to people on Facebook or whatever or on my space or whatever Messengers and then they would entrap them with fbias and say yeah you're guilty guilty guilty we got another terrorist over here guys and then everyone in America is just like yay we got another terrorist down dude Nadeem was saying how when he traveled after 9 11 he would him and his family would always be randomly Target randomly yeah and you know what people would say to that back then good yeah that's what's Wild yeah that's what's Wild that's why I always try to remember and remind people about manzanar where they had the
11:51 Japanese people in the German camps which is by mammoth super cold you know and then they lost all their assets they lost everything so part of me obviously doesn't want that at all you know because it's bad but a part of me it'd be kind of cool because then everyone's poor everyone's starting from zero again yeah you know everyone starting from zero we're kind of rebooting to like have a good girl you have to have a good personality yeah because everyone's this is how bad Bumble is right now this is how bad it is does that does that mean that like with now that uh Americans are are unoccupying the Middle East are they going to give back all the oil no probably yeah we're definitely leaving the Middle East that's more oil to make you can make it even bigger diamond with that much oil oh ████ I don't know not don't even worry about it we're we're back in Syria
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