0:00 Spider-Man has some interesting opinions about American food. >> What would you classify as American food? Let's just talk about that. >> Hamburgers. >> Okay. Hamburger is German. From hamburg, what else would you consider American food? >> French fries. >> This cuz this ████ is European, dude. This was so >> Okay, I'm going to write I'm going to I feel like I'm interviewing you now. >> I feel like you don't know anything about food. >> Fries or chips? That's a really interesting question cuz I say fries now because I'm tired of correct >> ordering a German burger with French fries and getting potato chips. It's exhausting. It's tough. I want to slap the ████ out of this ████ >> I um I say French fries. >> Can you this ████ the patty is from Germany, but putting it together it the American hamburger? That's ████ American, you ████ dimwit. There's no
0:51 ████ hamburger in Europe that's going to be 4,000 calories. Nope. >> Can't get a hickory bacon burger in over there. >> Yeah. You can't get something with ranch and blue cheese and guacamole. >> Can't stuff your arteries with those hamburgers. >> People die for our >> This ████ actually think French fries come from ████ France. They come from Belgium. >> They come from Belgium. >> Do you hear him? >> Yeah. >> But I understand where he's coming from. >> But where the ████ does the potato come from? The new world, baby. Hey, that ████ don't come from Europe. >> That they are our potatoes. >> They're American potato. They're not from Ireland. >> No. >> Oh ████ >> It's just because when ████ Mr. Columbus came over here, he brought tobacco, potato, gold, >> tomato, >> syphilis, >> typho, >> tomato, graping, and grapes. >> Yeah. And he brought all that ████ to Europe. >> Blanket. >> Typhoid blankets. Yeah.
1:42 >> No, that's the other way. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. My bad. My bad. My bad. >> Deceit. Yeah, but you know, you know Ireland um the the reason why they're so popular for it is because that's what they ate and grew their population grew to like a ████ ton of people. And then when the potato got like this disease, they ran out of their main food. That's why they had to come to America cuz they're too hungry. But they think that a lot of people think that potatoes like Irish because they eat it so much. Potatoes are delicious though. >> If you had a hamburger from from Germany, it's like a piece of meat on a plate. >> Yeah. I ordered I ordered a hamburger on one of my first trips to England and it ████ was like the size of a White Castle burger and I'm like what the ████ There was no sauce. It was just the meat patty and then a tomato and lettuce on the side. >> It's just ████ patty, dude. >> Yep. >> Putting it together,
2:32 >> dude. ████ >> I say we boycott him. He's not allowed to have any American burgers ever again. >> He's British specifically, >> I think. So, >> why do British people are so obsessed with this ████ >> Because their food sucks. I think they don't understand >> what American food is. Is whatever is higher quality, make it low quality, add 2,000 calories, now it's American >> and make it a big ████ plate and it's high quality. >> Cuz you take Panda Express back to China, they're not going to be like, "Oh, it's Chinese." They go, "Oh, that's American." >> Yeah. >> No, you know, you know what it is? The reason why it's low quality is because when you go to the restaurants, but then if you have the OG thing, it's not. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. If you have it like if you make it at home, you could get the the top quality hamburger, but I don't want that. I want the 3,000 calories. >> I want have Holland day sauce on it,
3:22 brother. >> Also, Americans do barbecue different. Nobody barbecues the same way. Granted, that's like Korean barbecue. Texas style barbecue. That's American. >> You know what American food is though? It's all just imig immigrant food and then they don't have the ingredients and then they just use what ingredients they found in America >> and then they made it better and more calorie. >> They make it way ████ better. >> Yeah. >> But we make it better. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Way better. >> Way better. >> Better. >> Yeah. >> Way better. Way better. >> Yeah. >> Better. >> Yeah. >> But it's like how it's like like you ever had New York cheese steak? >> Yeah. Uh Philly cheese steak. >> Uh New York cheesecake. Nailed it. >> Oh, cheesecake. Yeah. Yeah. cheesecake. >> And if you had if you had New York >> if you've had New York cheesecake in LA, it doesn't even taste the same as New
4:12 York because the water or something >> like the pizza and the bagel or this it don't taste the same, >> right? But there's something about like just American ingredients in certain locations that is just like kicks ass. >> Regional ingredients that exactly why people coveret um Japanese whiskey is because the the spring water that's why it's so pure and clean and everybody loves habiki and stuff. >> That's dope. And it has to be made by abused Japanese hands. It can't be done by like a white guy in Kentucky. >> It's less abuse nowadays. It's a generational thing. They're fixing it. >> But then the hands have to be strong. >> That's like Nike. >> Perfection. >> I just love how they spend so much time pointing this ████ out and their food NEVER GETS BETTER. Like you really like how many generations ago were British people doing that and he's like so young and still doing that. It's crazy. And >> all they got is one thing and they'll tell you it over and over again. Like,
5:03 have you had our fish and chips? >> O. Oh, you had a fish and chips. >> I don't even know if they're proud of that anymore. >> No, they are. >> I do like English breakfast. >> Oh, >> it's pretty awesome. >> Full English. There's like eggs, tomatoes, beans, the sauce. >> Yeah, but the blood pudding is whack. I like that, too. >> But I bet you would like it better. I bet you'd like that better in America. >> Yeah, >> if there's extra butter and melted cheese on top there. It's just bigger. >> Yeah, because the portions are crazy and you're you have unlimited beverages. >> Yeah. You know what's fire out there though? Like the ████ Indian and like medit Mediterranean and the like all that stuff is >> Yeah. That's like coming here and getting good Mexican food though. >> Well, that's what I think is so weird. Remember how we were talking about UK versus America and how like their food is like it sucks, right? But they they their obesity rates also high. >> So they're getting >> Oh, they are. >> They're getting fat off food that sucks.
5:54 >> Getting bigger. >> Yeah. >> At least at least our country >> snacking a lot. Maybe >> at least our country is getting fat off food that's good >> delicious >> American food. >> But is it because of So, you know, like Koreans used to all be skinny, >> but America went there during the war and then there's like KFC, McDonald's around the corner and then now American cheese is introduced to like their cuisine and so they're fat because of us. Is it because of our influence over there? >> Is that like the blankets of of of now? >> I would like to think that anybody in the world is fat because of us. I I think that's Yeah. >> Well, that wouldn't make sense cuz like you have the all those Tongan and Cook Islands that are like fat. >> Yeah. What about Sam Owens? Do you think we did that ████ too? >> Maybe cuz we we sent them s spam. >> I think the amount I mean I think the amount that they have influenced the rest of the world getting fat is less than America >> because Samoa is a US territory, right? And I think we did send government cheese and all that stuff. So I think they were big but I don't think they
6:44 were like like 300 lb. Yeah, I think they they were like >> they're naturally 6'3, 6'4, whatever, but I don't think they were like 300 lb. They might have been 200. >> So America is the reason other countries are fat. >> I think they win at being useful big. I think useless big I think America's responsible for most. >> Oh, >> but then when I go there though, I don't really see that many big people. >> We're in the UK. >> Yeah. >> You're going to where Hannah's from though, aren't you? >> Well, I go to London, too, and everywhere. But >> but a lot of uh you know how here they're out and about. I think the fat people there, they stay home cuz if you cuz you have to walk. They got thin roads and they don't have handicaps. No, but I'm like the it's easier to lose weight over there because you can walk. >> Like over here you could go from car to ████ the the scooter to whatever. You'll see them in like Walmart and
7:35 whatever. >> I mean, we're still winning by a lot obesity wise. >> Enable them. >> We're an enabling culture. I think >> it's just hard to walk in America. I think that's the difference. But that's so weird then because like >> it's not easy to walk >> cuz UK is always talking about how like how superior their culture is and how they're we're not affecting them >> and like like we're living rentree. >> Maybe they're just in denial. They're just in denial maybe. >> But for the negatives we are. I guess >> ultimately even like British actors if they want to make it they got to come here still. >> Well yeah. >> Yeah. But even our Spider-Man's British now. >> Yeah. Dude, British actors take a bunch of American. >> Our Batman was British. Our best Batman. Right. >> That means our ████ is the ████ It's funny when they take hood black roles though. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That s███'s hilarious. >> Well, it's cuz they produce better actors because of their they have like a whole program. >> They are way better actors. >> Yeah, they do. How about this? What
8:26 about the UK in in any category is better than American culture? >> Their education. >> Then what are the best entrepreneurs from here? >> The rate of like being >> education intellectualism is different from >> capitalism and opportunity. I like the way that they talk. It's just funny. >> Accents. Accents are better. I wish I had their accent. I'm not going to lie. I think I would just be sexier, sound smarter. >> If you were sexier, it'd be trouble. >> I don't think so. >> All right. Well, then full cockney then. >> I think you would just sound conceited. >> That's what's funny about them, though, is >> if you talk to them, they're like, "Oh, that guy sounds poor." And I'm like, "He sounds cool as ████ to me." >> That's true. Like, we can't tell the difference. >> No, I don't know. >> I want to sound poor. >> Like cool. Like Patty the Batty or Tom Hardy or like uh Peiquey Blinders. >> Yeah. Yeah. Some like Peiquey Blinders. some like some like um you know that's like their ghetto ghetto talk, right?
9:16 >> Is it? >> Yeah. Cuz they're gangsters like and they're gypsies. They're like Birmingham like you know but it's but everybody loves Tommy Shelby. >> Yeah. But it sounds nice to us. >> They're cooler than the coolest guy I've ever seen in America. >> Yeah. It's the ████ coolest thing ever. I feel I feel like we're still going to be learning. >> Rather sound like Denzel in Equalizer. >> I think that would be appropriate. >> All right. Okay. Okay. >> I think I would start getting in trouble for that. Okay, I think they do beat us in this. I think they are much more gentlemanly >> when you think of gentleman culture. Three-piece suit, cuff flinks, that kind of ████ derby hats. >> Okay, they know how to dress. >> I think Yeah, I think they smash on us when it comes to like the ideal James Bond gentlemanliness. I think they kill us. >> Their default fashion definitely looks way nicer, but that's we're talking about clothes. >> We're talking about our imagination of a
10:07 UK person, right? Demographically, that's not the average anymore. >> That's true. They lost touch with their own. >> So, we're going on the average American. The average American versus the average UK, though, cuz I think we got stretch out here. >> The number one baby boy name in the UK is Ebenezer, by the way. >> I thought it was Muhammad. >> It is Muhammad. >> All right. This is one thing. >> Ebenezer. >> Sounds like some British ████ I don't know. >> That's obvious. >> So stupid. >> I think they do really sick. And it's one of those like it's pointless to even be good at this. Better than us though. >> Yeah. It's interior design. >> Really? >> Are you sure? >> You sound hella gay right now. >> If you walk into a lot of their just like ████ man. It's so It looks so ████ sick inside. >> Feel like I only went to pubs in England. >> Okay, this is >> But is that the doing of a modern-day
10:59 Brit or are they banking off the work of something from the 1600s? >> Modern. It's modern style. Modern day Brits. This is where I think they beat us. I think they beat us at they call football. We call it soccer. I think their culture there beats us. >> Well, because they're into it. >> The football so the the football >> we don't give a ████ about the >> football culture. >> Boring as ████ >> of the UK. >> What do you mean? >> Is you >> Oh, yeah. No, they're good at it. Is that what you're saying? >> Yeah. And their culture. >> Yeah. Because soccer is their football is our football and NBA combined is their >> That's true. That's true. That's true. >> And it's dope. That's cool. >> And the prestige and everything like it's uh I think that whoops our ass. >> The prestige >> of of the way that like soccer >> how they treat football >> and then the whole city shows up in a way that I don't think American cities
11:49 show up >> as like a sports fan >> like David Beckham. >> Yeah. Like David Beckham. >> Yeah. I don't think that like soccer fans over there are throwing batteries at people like we do. >> Yeah. >> They're not throwing dildos on the field either. >> And I think there's like there's and like David is he a ████ sir? Is that full a night now or no? Got to be. Got to be. >> Is he kned? >> Uh, they have an Elton John though. >> But I think like there like if you achieve a certain status, right? Like there's this legacy over here, you know, a NFL football player is going to be homeless. So everyone that's playing in the NFL, you just go, "Oh, that's going to be that's >> that's true. >> ghetto rich, you know, it's going to be it it doesn't have the same legacy as like playing like being a tennis star." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. Yeah. Okay. I see that. >> That's true. >> I'll agree with you. >> So maybe football. I agree with you with the football >> right now. They're winning. No, no, no, no, never mind. Never mind. >> Who's that guy that's with a Kardashian
12:40 that's a F1 racer? Is that full British? Lewis Hamilton. >> Louis Hamilton is British. >> Yeah, they're good at the gentlemanly ████ >> They are. Yeah, >> like the refined. >> We're pretending to be >> or pretend or we are. Or they are. >> No, I think they are. >> I think guys are guys. They're just sound cool, look cool, but they're still beating those cheeks up behind closed doors and stuff. >> Yeah, but they know how to like like sit like this and ████ >> Yeah, that's true. Yeah. So, so they're like7 style. >> They're kind of feminine, but then they're still doing non-feminine things, >> I think. So, >> so they're just gentlemanly. They're metrosexual. >> They don't say that no more. >> But, do they seem polite? But are they actually politer than us? I don't know. >> Uh, I just think to the American ear, we don't it just So, like when you hear British gangster cussing and stuff, it sounds cute. Like, it's not threatening. I just think to the American ear, it sounds like, "Oh, cool. Harry Potter."
13:30 Yeah. >> You know, we're ████ ████ when it comes to it's like >> Do they help publicly over there? >> What do you mean? >> So, like uh >> when you're out walking, you mean? >> Yeah. So, one of my my friends, they're uh going to the airport. They're Polish. And then they got stuck with a baby like stroller thing, whatever, and they just couldn't get it to work. Three people like grandma's like, "Oh, I know what to do." And they come and they just help, right? And then she was like looking at me like, "This would never happen in Poland." She like, "That's why I love America because everyone keeps to themselves in Poland." I don't know if in England are they like America is very like social like oh ████ that guy needs help let's go help him I don't know like in England >> Liverpool yes like that exact moment we all like people pulled up and helped a lady move her carriage upstairs >> but uh London's like New York >> London's just like London to me is London's London like when we all go to London and we think that's the UK it's
14:20 actually not >> it's just London >> it's just yeah it's like a island of like that's just London and And then everywhere else is like a certain Yeah, >> that explanation's hell funny. >> Well, seriously. Okay, if you go to New York, New York is New York. >> Like, >> but New York is America. >> It is technically, but it doesn't represent the whole of America. >> Yeah, I get you. >> Like I would say you could go to the south and you could be like the South, you can have like ████ five states that are generally the same. >> Yeah, >> it covers a large area, right? But if you go to New York, you go to upstate, that's not even New York anymore. You know what I mean? So it's like London's like an island and then outside you have the whole like southern side, the northern side. And then I'm like, "Oh, I get it now." Cuz like everywhere else is so different and they're more like each other than they are London.
15:11 >> Just seems like friendliness is relative to whether it's a small town or metropolis. That's a big one. >> Like if you go to Boulder City, they'll probably be friendlier than Vegas. >> I mean, that's what those German cats were saying when they came here for the World Cup. They were like, "Americans are like the most polite people in the world. When people come here, they think we're really friendly. When we go to other places, the people just make fun of us. >> It's true. And we deserve it. >> They just think we're like happy and stupid. >> We're reaping what we sow. >> Or they're they're French and they don't even want us there at all. >> Dude, >> ████ ████ the French, dude. >> Maybe Maybe we're friendly because they're nice when they travel here. We're ████ when we travel out. >> Cuz it's our frat boys going out there. >> Yeah. No, it's cuz they're finally meeting normal Americans that are ████ middle class and poor cuz the ones that travel have passports and can afford it. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, you you're around a bunch of entitled ████ or whatever. >> It's like everybody going to Japan now.
16:02 >> Yeah. They're finally meeting the American poor and they're like, "Holy ████
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