0:00 I was gonna ask Tiff to I was gonna lay on the sidewalk next to her like her sitting there and with my face like this and I was gonna go Tiff act like I'm a homeless guy and that you want to bring me home to like help me out I was gonna be like just try to convince him that like we should help him he seems like a good guy and I was just gonna sit like this [Music] welcome back to another Nick based episode of careful boys about how funny Nick is hilarious yeah yeah first of all uh thank you guys again for all your comments on every video where you point out how funny Nick is I feel like you guys are making fun of me and just getting everyone to say that no no there's a running thing where like people are trying to appreciate his humor and how funny he's gotten but he's kind of like cracked out of his shell
0:51 you know like surprise appreciate it yeah I Nick you inspire me to to be like you one day you know I'm kind of the giggler right now so I just wanna try to absorb your methods of being just this comedy hero see how she makes fun of me should we go around the room and compliment him real quick yeah yeah I got a piece of almond stuck in my throat and I thought I was in the cop so that's why I was making those faces you were a passion project when you first came here I was like Nick is like he's so not funny I don't know how the ████ he's ever gonna last with us ████ useless guy I liked watching him squirm because every time we gave him compliments um he just couldn't take it so we just hired him for that sole reason only nothing else you got any compliments for him having cold met him today like what's nah dude let's not do this how ears you know I thought we're gonna talk about how you thank you I appreciate it but we'll get there okay we're good but years yeah number
1:41 yeah yeah I just met him today yeah number two what's your number two thing they're so suckable huh yeah dude I'll let you dude if you want do you think they're hard or soft what do you think something's crunchy it looks crunchy it's pretty crunchy like a cauliflower that's why they call it cauliflower you want to put it to the tester my ears kind of like little gyoza's like a little dumpling they do look like specifically it's not look at Din Tai fun on his ear dude not soup dumplings does that even hurt I'm ████ squeezing the ████ out of here but somebody somebody Joe I'm squeezing the ████ out of them okay dude relax okay whoa whoa I don't know how much longer you can squeeze it my thumb's white no it doesn't hurt okay dude I thought it was filled with pot I gotta buff his arm is you know how buff this hand is they're not like balloons and then he pushes the a pus back into your brain
2:32 they get hard this one's hard this one's hard so obviously you know that Nick uh he he's a fighter he also does a lot of training from he's like changed people he's the most manliest man here I'm not the dude I'm not he can ████ all of us up hell yeah yeah kill he can kill us he just every minute every minute he just chooses yeah but he's so friendly he's so nice yeah so I've had this running joke um like I want to say Nick's included but it's really just for me I try to figure out where he lives so like I'll just send him like this is where both of them and like I've been talking to him here and there like in between takes trying to get hints and he doesn't know that's why I'm talking to him and uh I'll just be like oh man I love this restaurant he'll go oh you know I live right by that and I'll just go okay and I'll make a note so one day I was in the area that I believed he lived around right I went to
3:24 um I went to a Michael's craft shop that I thought was nearby him and I was like you know I'm gonna do a little bit of scouting so yeah almost there yeah I was with smack and I was like hey can you take a photo of me in front of all the houses in this area and I'm just gonna send him to him just to like and then I'm gonna gauge his reaction and see if I've got his house I narrowed it down to one street I'm like I know he lives on this street he's never even told me the street name I know he lives what makes you feel like like that's the street process of elimination and I know that he's not willing to I know he's not willing to his attitude tells me he's not willing to walk very far to some things can I guess one thing yeah can I guess because I don't know where you live either yeah can I can I guess if if I if this is your house yeah if I walked out over here here's a street that connects to a Main Street on
4:16 this side potentially yeah [Music] the clues that I gather is every time he has ACT outs there's a specific way he explains it yeah and in the acting it seems like I can see the room we live on a busy street and then yeah yeah so from his Actos I'm like I think he's either the house on the corner or three or within five houses right from the street and then this is the busy side not this because of the way you guys are ████ internet because the way he acts out his sister exactly and especially when he first told the story about the homeless guy that was pissing on his stoop or whatever I'm like that only happens usually if you're in the vicinity of like a main road yeah so like I was I was like doing a photo shoot around that's right like here's one and then I I sent I like took that one and then smacks like dude these people are gonna think you're gonna rob their houses
5:06 because we're going door to door and I was like I'm not gonna collect as many as possible while we're in the middle of doing this we see ████ Nick walk into a shop I'm not gonna say where because I want everyone to know like a restaurant a store it's a it's an Eatery that's Nick right there she goes I could see the back of his head and I can see his ears that's Nick and then uh so then we filmed this video literally within seconds of seeing him I I can't tell you how ridiculous all right I have a pretty good feeling that he's nearby you're getting a boba dude
5:58 I was getting acai bowl at nine o'clock was Tiff sitting outside [Laughter] oh that's good I couldn't believe it dude I couldn't it was so not in my I was so worried about getting this acai Bowl I was like focused on like okay he's gonna put on the bag that's what I was thinking about and then all I hear is this guy talking getting closer to me and then say my name and I'm like what the ████ I didn't see his beard and I'm like that's ████ Ryan has a future in like a private investigation how long were you searching for this is this is what really blew my mind and this is when I was like I have to move somewhere else no I think uh it was only I only got like five photos done so maybe like 10 minutes smack was like it took us four
6:50 minutes to find you damn you guys are good you guys are too good I mean it's just my luck you were outside your house and that was okay that usually I'm at the gym all night I took the night off so I could go take the dogs for a walk around like the area yeah and we went for like an extra long walk and we're like Hey we're about to go home and we're like let's go around again so we went around again and then I was like you know what I think I want a boat I wanna I Wanna Get outside your balls wow it was meant to be did you follow him home no I I wanna I I don't want to lose a mystery I think I mean you should have been like all right see you later and then just kind of like we're moving dude so usually you wouldn't even have been there because you would have been training or something yeah I would have been at the gym or I would just like one thing I was gonna try the gym uh after that if I didn't what if intuitively you knew he was coming you're like oh I have
7:41 to see him okay I told him that could be it because before we started the walk I knew if we're gonna go on a walk there's a chance I'm Gonna Wanna grab something to eat that's like not that good for me to eat so I was like I'm not gonna do that that's what I said and then like last five minutes I was like I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it but I was like I'm gonna go to acai ball I was like that'd be that'd be healthy not really but the spirits were guiding you dude I trusted my intuition they're like go get the acai Ryan and smack and we got to hang out with them for 10 minutes and they're like all right we gotta leave we gotta go build a roller rink and I'm like all right sounds like Ryan stuff look for a new spot no but that ████ I can't believe like you blew my mind it blew my mind too
8:31 because I really I didn't I thought I was gonna spend the rest of the night just taking photos in front of houses I'm glad I didn't have to do that I just love how he's still talking to the camera like this close to you describing dude it was just so out of nowhere and I just was like what it was like it's a dream come true so like that being said because you had your mind on a side because I asked the guy for a bag and then this oh this is exactly what was going through my mind I asked the guy this is very interesting stuff I asked the guy for a bag to put our drinks in and then he gave me the bag and I was like okay I was I thought in my head I was gonna put it in the bag but then he started doing it for me and I was like oh what a nice guy that's so nice that's what I was thinking in my head and I just see if I could ride it can I tell you my my plan a that I was gonna do when I saw you but there was no time to do this you're gonna pants me no it was it was gonna be infinitely worse maybe
9:22 not as bad my initial plan right when I saw you and I saw Tiff sitting outside yeah but I I thought it would I would blow it if I did this much ████ but like I was like all right smack like the plan was I was gonna put my hoodie over my whole like face I was gonna ask Tiff to I was gonna lay on the sidewalk next to her like her sitting there and with my face like this and I was gonna go Tiff act like I'm a homeless guy and that you want to bring me home home to like help me out and then smack was gonna smack was gonna hide in the car and film the whole thing and I'm like I was gonna be like just try to convince him that like we should help him he seems like a good guy and I was just gonna sit like this like just hey how about this that is so good I don't know if Tiff could carry that through but I think I can and we should do that to Tiff
10:13 and you see what I saw always go with option A yeah holy ████ how do you come up with this stuff I just you inspired me man yeah he's very inspirational Brian but on the on the Reel though like the the comments about Nick being funny that's not sarcastic everybody knows like he's he's everyone's funniest uh person on the panel people love him they think he's they love your joke thank you thank you that's really nice but like we can't do this I can't you know why I think because everyone relates to Nick I think so because he's like he's like the random guy that got pulled into JK and then they're like that's their dream it's like one day I'm gonna I Wanna Be oh and then like Nick gives them hope you know what that's a good thing to talk about there are a lot of people that message JK and they go hey my dream is to be on
11:05 JK I want to get famous enough to someday be on JK and I always tell them it's not about being famous it's just do you know how many unfamous people we just have on here that we just like yeah if it's if you're just a likable person you're interesting and you're not gonna kill us yeah he's not gonna kill us do you think there's a chance and these people could actually no because most of them are uninteresting as ████ bro people think they're so interesting it's like you have not you can't even have a conversation you just start laughing and drooling mostly drooling no I'm just kidding no that would be really cool because we've had fans on here before yeah yeah but then like they usually have something really interesting about them right and like I said a lot of people think they're interesting but they're boring as ████ [Music] I mean I'm sure I feel that way yeah I'm sure a symptom of being boring is thinking you're really interesting
11:55 yeah if you really think about it because he's the opposite he doesn't think he's interesting that's the thing but he's so interesting why am I interesting dude huh you have the best punch line for every setup set this guy up give him anything set him up set him up I won't be able to deliver not with that pressure dude how many times you lob me about like you lob someone up to me and I go I don't know and I see the look of disappointment in your face and I'm like oh sorry I forgot we're running a ████ show here but see even those moments like you have you've killed it with the best line when you said is this good content when you didn't know what to say that's what I how I really honestly that's from Steve Green a master of Comedy what about ████ Colleen dude let's talk about ████ I'm I'm the old you I'm feeling I'm feeling your seat there you go you see how she just ████ passes the buck
12:46 to me that's right because this is about you Nick he's do you think Disney strike you as a likable guy yeah of course he really likes cauliflower here though he's like a big fan you know they're cool sometimes I think subi stays at home doing this trying to get coffee you'll get it bro it's more like the status quo you know when you walk around the mall the food everyone you could just can I tell you how most people look at me they look at me like they like squint and they go like sucks like little kids little kids will look at me and they'll start touching their heart okay I was uh they're too young it's
13:39 okay I see a kid with a ████ ice cream just Mom what's going on here Mom his ears weird before Bart came to take our 7 PM class at Lionheart there's a 6 p.m kids class and I'm training a client and I just happen to go get water and I was watching the kids do Jitsu and there's this one little kid he's newer and he looked at me just out loud you have big ears oh my God I was like a little Scamp I was like yeah I do and I was like ████ dude these kids do you want an honest answer Ask a kid I know is there something that's like cauliflower ear where it's like a symbol of oh don't mess with that guy but it's not cauliflower is there anything else that you could have if you have the eye for it so Jiu Jitsu guys either have ears or hands oh what's the hand thing crazy calluses and their hands look like
14:29 this because from all the like grabbing of the geek yeah most and there's crazy calluses Judo guys same thing but if you have the eye for it you see someone's hands you're like oh this phone knows how to or somebody with like ████ up Knuckles oh yeah like you could probably that's the price like if you looked at Ron's hands when he was here his two Knuckles are literally like this big from like 20 years of punching yeah yeah oh that's nice scary that's why he just knocks everybody out you know yeah his knuckles are ████ like huge you know you want to see a comedian's hands it's delicate yeah baby I have calluses from the microphone you know gripping it like that do you have Hammer up spine um no are there any like features that you've developed from like yeah lower back pain oh okay good
15:20 so people go oh the back I mean it's supposed to help it's supposed to help assist but it doesn't take the full weight it's not supposed to it just balances the weight right um that no you the stabilizer balances it but that's supposed to help assist with the weight um but it's not supposed to take the full amount away because you still need to be able to so you got it at the end of the day you're still in pain yeah good man it's heavy huh yeah but it gets heavier the longer you hold it how heavy is it um well it depends on like it's like doing what I'm rigged it's light but then like after 10 hours man yeah exactly like tempted for real 10 15 hours why is this my job it depends on the setup so back to Nick any new jokes you know I've known you knock knock jokes honestly I just have fun because of you
16:11 guys you guys make it a fun environment and that's all we'll say don't you think though yeah it's very sweet don't you think it's fun in here especially this is a fun job it's a fun job right yeah I don't know anyone that would complain about this job but people have I'll I complain all the time but it's still a fun job yeah it's weird it's it's so easy I don't know I don't know we're based on your first impression can you imagine complaining about what you have to do today hell no this is fun this is coming from a guy with every job yeah he's had every job so this is the most credible answer what was your first job construction oh why does everybody in Hawaii work construction with Russians what Russians is there a difference Construction Company well I was in a citizen or anything like that but you know I'm back in the day I'm still not but um the Russians in Sacramento are like I
17:02 don't I don't know you don't need papers just ████ come work and write down your yeah and then that was my first job are they Russian or are they kazaki or lithuanians they speak Russian oh really so because I noticed movers are all like Kazakh or ████ Uzbek oh they have that like Market cornered kind of dude all the all the washing machine repair guys all Ukrainian all the guys that have come to my house to fix my washing machine like the thickest Ukrainian accents ever yeah mine's are Armenians really ah I love that there's businesses like that that like one it's like Vietnamese got the nails you know Armenians have like locksmiths dude yeah they got that unlocked oh dude nice I didn't even see I didn't even Armenian tow trucks have a
17:54 lot actually yeah yeah yeah yeah they're out there trying to get jobs they're trying to get as many jobs as a student what about Koreans yeah korean's got the korean's got the liquor stores yeah that's true they got restaurants the fake Japanese restaurant they have the fake Japanese restaurant they got Little Tokyo dude why is that a thing that's great I went to Little Tokyo and it's a Korean dude you guys want some sushi I'm like what the ████ uh Korean Pho too Korean food dude that that blows my mind my mom works at a Korean fall restaurant she's a manager actually dude oh really yeah and the funny thing the funniest thing to me so Korean Sushi to me it's like okay cool everyone loves Sushi I get it the Korean food thing is extra funny to me because I feel like from the Korean perspective it's like Koreans here Vietnamese here right yeah but then
18:44 they're like but let's make the food for these peasants on a fake restaurant for these guys that's what I don't get so why why is that you know what I mean yeah and everyone do you know any answers oh ████ no man no idea huh that's why I'm asking can your mom make some bomb fur then she does though she's like it's like a little bit of a Korean twist into it that's why it's good like even the spring rolls what what makes the Korean twist like kimchi no I don't know the spring rolls they don't put like a bunch of or any of the extra stuff it's just noodles shrimp and light with a cool sauce so it's super simple so you do bean sprouts with like sesame oil I don't like bean sprouts raw but you said you like the Wonder mermaids no not she doesn't put it in there oh okay it keeps it simple it's just
19:34 yeah so yeah in conclusion guys if you had any more comments for Nick just you can drop it in this video but uh compliment Nick the top comment on almost every video is something about Nick being funny take a pic with them that's the Easter egg hunt I am at like a few handful of locations and then go to every house you could find it and try to like imagine like what is Nick talking about a story at this house like that and just stand in front of the wave your hands like 30 seconds don't do what I did you look really shushing they'll probably call the cops no I think it was very Charming
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