0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys we got subin back subin the Papa we got Alex back exactly congrats dude now he's a daddy sub he's a fa the title of this article is subin is now a dad and regrets it he's getting cold how many weeks in are you two two weeks two two weeks in man how do you feel how has it been how's the experience uh wow you know when people kept messaged me saying yo make sure to sleep I was like n don't even worry about me I'm sleeping is nothing you know what I mean I was just like I can get up no problem yo it's different that is crazy you really get no sleep you get it's kind of crazy it's a lot of work I'm not going to lie the first couple the first week it's already
0:50 a lot of work what's your what's your week look like wake up every 2 hours feed change diapers sh crazy huh it's crazy every too well do you even remember those days or is it so distant I try to like BL out padlock throw it over the ship to go to the bottom of the ocean but I do remember during those days like you're like cuz like day one you're like okay that's not bad I just got to pull like all night or you wake up every 2 hours cuz the baby's crying you got you don't know if it's diaper you don't know if it's like they're hot you don't know if they're hungry so you can't communicate so you're just like trial and error trial and error trial and error and then by day three three you're like ████ zombie mode and then I'm like damn it there's ████ I got like 10 of these ████
1:40 crazy yeah but I'm going to tell you a crazy story like uh so Monday I mean Sunday night we're playing I'm playing games with Ry till like 4:00 a.m. cuz I was like Monday we got to go into an ultrasound at 8:00 a.m. I was like whatever man I only need 2 hours of sleep for ultrasound doesn't matter Monday comes ultrasound the doctor goes you're going into labor oh ████ and I was just like what what do you mean you know the ultr sound the same place where the hospital is no it's different so you got to go to the hospital we got to go to the hospital which is kind of fairly close but look it was just like yo I was only 3 hours of sleep I was kind of like already like yo am I hearing this correctly you're playing with fire already dude yeah I was like we're going into labor and we got to be there up all night and I was like crazy so they said hey 2 hours uh in 2 hours go home pack your stuff going to head back to the
2:31 hospital and I was like dang I had so much planned this week I was like it's all good games and ████ I was like it's all good I'm happy so did you just have your baby shower too over the weekend yes we had a baby shower and then so I go home I park the car and I'm looking to my left and there's I have two motorcycles but I'm looking to my left and I only see one no somebody stole it really which one the red one no the not the red one but I'm staring at the the empty space for like mad long and everyone's like yo what's wrong with you and I was just like ████ I just screamed out loud and then I went out everyone's like what happened I was like dude the bike is stolen not even mine it's my friends I'm watching oh but it's the lightest and the cleanest I felt offended I you don't want to take my bike instead you took my homie's bike but so bikes got stolen in
3:23 3 hours we got to go to the hospital damn yeah that's my Monday damn ████ if it ain't get any more Monday that it was a Monday for sure and then you go there and then what happens do they have to induce labor or she's just ready to go or like what is that no no just sit there we have to induce it we have to wait for the the dilate or whatever everything and then holy cow it was crazy experience but she was too comfortable so they had to break the Water by herself and by themselves they had to break it with these Chopstick looking things with the hook what do you mean she's too comfortable I'll just trust you on that I guess the what do you what do you call it when the contract contractions contractions yes mean contractions the we put that medicine on but the contraction was just too chill for her it's not strong enough it's not strong enough so they're like I
4:13 put the water at and then baby came out no was she in pain yeah because we didn't know epidural she didn't know epidural she didn't know epidural idur mother and girl was like yo epidural no epidural why she she say she's like I'm a tattoo artist we just wanted to do a natural she wanted to do a natural but it was crazy cuz she was in so much pain on the fifth 6th hour oh my God I was like yo in my head I was like give her some epidural man a little bit yeah I don't want to see her like this five hours of 5 hours of like slowly hurting hurting and then at like at the 7th hour um the they were just like let's get up the door I was like cool let's do it because but then the doctor showed up 30 minutes late cuz apparently Monday traffic Monday traffic Monday traffic 30 minutes late but by the time the Midwife checks that you know v j v j he's
5:04 already there he's already there so the mother and Sasha was like yo no epidor let's just do it it was crazy you saw your your boy like come out you watched that ████ I did why did you watch I did too I did too I did too I have to see I have to I want to see what the what the alien landing looks like bro catonic right now check this out though I'm going to be far away with a cigar with a cigar 78 hours in only and two push my boy oh really damn Boy comes out wow and then I saw the head coming out he's like and I was just like yo I was like kind of like nauseous and I was like little lightheaded I was like no wonder like 2 hours asleep he's like ████ yeah I I was a little nauseous but I was just like kind of happy I see the head and the nurse was like yo if you're going to act like that you need to sit down what does
5:55 that mean she's like we got we only yeah she said we only got one patient I don't need two I got so mad I was like man what the hell I'm good what you talking about let's go let's keep going I just what were you saying were you like whining no no I was just like I was just so lightheaded dude the head was coming out yeah and then the last push comes out and I was about to cry and then something just snapped and I was like uh I was just don't cry I just didn't cry that's right I was right you about to cry and go I'm a man he's like damn my boy's bike though ████ yo but that was a that was a crazy did you feel love at first sight I did but I was so happy the kid came out completely healthy I was just like yes all fingers face look normal did you do the uh golden hour thing where you go chest to chest yeah we had to skin to
6:46 skin but I'm just glad she wasn't in pain anymore like to see her in pain is insane for a long time dude for like 5 six hours she's not talking and I'm just you like punched the baby out of her stomach already like Get out no I mean that's what the mom was doing her mom was like lowkey just like slowly massaging the stomach D it was crazy I'm not even going to lie shout out to the ladies out there you guys are freaking strong as hell but kidney stones is harder I heard from a nurse was that kidney stones is harder I heard from a nurse it's like a pebble coming out of your tiny ass hole it's like I don't know man but to see that was crazy yeah but that's my Monday man what's your kid's name Elijah Elijah beautiful boy yeah one of my friends uh when I was asking him I'm like hey what is like fatherhood like he goes you ever uh felt love at first sight I was
7:38 like I don't think so and then he was like it's going to be love at first sight and I didn't really understand what that meant yeah but then when the baby comes out it's like immediate like 100% love and I'll kill anybody for this ████ it's like this biological thing that turn yeah it's crazy happened yeah I just start crying I wonder if my how come my dad doesn't feel like this about me yeah I feel very I felt right away very protective and then protective and then I saw the nurses I kept watching the nurses on how they're holding it I was like don't you dare drop my baby you know what I mean I was just like instantly like you're hovering were you dialed in on like cuz you know you hear about baby switching and ████ like that the baby what baby switching at hospitals and ████ like that yeah I was I was pretty dialed in about that but you weren't being a sleepy boy no you know after that they don't remove the
8:29 baby right no they keep everything's in the same room they only remove it when it comes to checking for vitamins like shots and stuff shots but but they in the same room so how do you know you came back to the same babies all I'm saying cuz my wife actually just followed the nurse regardless of what the nurse said we followed she just got up and start walking yeah dude yeah so your wife's a gangster D my wife a g she just got up and sat on the wheelchair by herself oh my God she said oh my tailbone hurt but let me let me I was like what the hell going on I you're supposed to be laying in bed it was crazy experience I'm not going to lie though having a kid is insanely different the experience is crazy and it makes you way more connected to your wife yeah you know you're just proud of her yeah you respect her like yeah you're just proud of her you're like wow you ████ did
9:19 that it came out of you as dads you're like I didn't do ████ to be honest I busted a nut it felt good that's why I felt bad I was like I wish I could do something but you're doing all the work so shout out to ladies once again woo ████ yo but the third day they're like yo it's time to go home you know I was looking at my kid I'm like damn I'm so happy I'm so ████ happy you know I was just like I'm so happy and then I got a call from the sheriff hey uh we found your bike oh the third day so it's Double Happiness that's double happiness but so the in the Bible Elijah means to bring back faith in the people who lost it to whatever God Jesus whatever D D so I
10:10 think it was just like a little luck for me it was just like looking at Elijah I was like bringing back Faith yeah SI Oo we brought my bike back did it come back all crusted though you know what it did it did not come back crusted the only thing he took was a license plate oh oh really that's the best thing to take yeah check this out though I called my I called my boss right away I mean my my friend Justin you Boss I called him right away and I said yo I'm going into labor but let me tell you something your bike's gone and I freaking apologize I don't know how it happened but I'll explain it to you later the best thing he said to me was just like don't even trip dude get your kid out that's wow we'll talk later and I was like ████ dude I just so much weight off my shoulder I was just like dang what if he was like I don't give a ████ about your baby what did you do with my bike my bike you son of a ████ I would have
11:00 been like yo you can take Min but I I already had you know alternative like sets I was like yo take my bike here's my title or I'll sell my bike and I'll buy your bike but he was just like yo don't trip take care of that so I get a call back Wednesday a bum took the bike how he just walking with it our gate was broken did he walk the bike he walked the bike that's cool oh he grabbed it you usually have two cars there so there's no way of taking out the bike but you know obviously we have to go doctors here and there so the bum just walked in he probably tried my bike but I put a full tank of gas in that ████ and he just probably couldn't move it so he went for a smaller bike and just walked off with it damn isn't it like you could lock it in place where you can't no you you can you can but sometimes they can break it they could break it and make it straight again yeah
11:50 yeah all you got to do is one one heel kick that's a good damn he flexible that was nice that was nice H sorry my bad yo but then uh guess where we found the bike it was a street over from my neighborhood but he he hid it in a freaking uh his property and put a camouflage on it so we couldn't see it w how'd they find it uh landlord called the sheriff and was like yo somebody dropped a bike off and didn't pick it up license plates gone gone and then they they they knew because of the cereal that it was yours the VIN so as soon as I notice it was taken we reported it right away well they damn man usually stolen things just never get recovered but that is pretty lucky that's what I did so on the way like back and forth from
12:40 hospitals and home I'm like driving by the RVs you know I'm just like all the homeless encampments I would try to drive by real quick without Lo spending too much time but just to find out it was the street next street over kind of crazy that's crazy does that make you go I got to get out of this ████ place it made me just want to beat all the bombs I see on my street dude's just innocent eating a ████ hot dog from 7 to 11 and ████ no I just want to talk to him and then give him the meanest hook you know what I mean the crank back a little bit have my toes R you ████ up the wrong guy I don't give a ████ man they're all doing the same job out there on the street just jacking scoping waiting for the right time we all know that come on watching what do what do you think he was thinking he was going to do with the bike yeah yeah hot wire right it but I
13:31 want to beat these bums up cuz you going to take the bike on the most important day of my life which was a Monday tired ass day baby's coming I'm going beat your ass that is some ████ man that's crazy you got a bag though yeah I know D I'm still tripping man people are like yo you you didn't do it yourself and I was like the ████ why would I ████ would I do that cop was joking around like hey you sure you didn't do it I'm like what do you get out of it yeah wasting everyone's time wasting my time your time ████ weird how's your how's your wife feel about being a mom she's tired she's honestly just tired exhausted exhausted D and so you're here right now she's like there alone or with the grandma got Grandma that's good that's good yeah having a kid without parents you have a lot of relatives come by and help my mom seaweed soup yuk she brought bunch of that over uh my dad called me
14:24 yo I'm going to send you money and I was like bet I need it next and then everyone's hitting me out my brother's like yo I'm a ████ Uncle yeah yeah it was crazy brings people together huh yeah BR honestly that you know like something that special especially if you're close to everyone eventually brings everyone back together it's like a reality check boom boom I'm an uncle I'm an uncle even my older brother from Korea called me yesterday he barely uh he barely FaceTime but he called me he like yo I just had a moment I can't believe it I was just like him or you my older brother I know but who did this my older brother you didn't do it no you don't cry you haven't cried yet you not yet have you cried yet not yet what do you think is going to make you cry I don't know when the license plate comes back oh my God I so worried about this no
15:16 honestly my brother was just like oh I had a moment and I was just like why you crying bro you good all right man enjoy Thailand he lives in Thailand no he was just vacationing oh yeah check out my lady boy yeah he's there with his girl in the country oh okay okay but yeah yo that was my crazy ass Monday Baby week so that was just last Monday that was last Monday Jesus dude so do you feel like finally I get to rest now no not really like what's it going to be like you get home from JK tonight what's that going to be like yeah what's the schedule do you really learn how to be quiet when your baby come you know what I mean you're like K baby yeah usually I'm always like what's up ████ you know but you really come in you got to
16:07 think like where's the where's the Basset at not in the living room okay you're just quiet the whole time it also takes two hours to put the baby to sleep it only takes one second to wake the baby up yes really yeah it takes an hour for them to finish eating yeah damn they ████ slow ass eaters huh slow ass eaters but that's the thing like people said why don't you just get formula and B sucking titty for 2 hours we don't want to get for just adopt a 5-year-old yeah that' be good skip all the St Jesus no cuz there ain't going to be no special moment you know what I mean it's not like damn that's mine or it's not you know what I mean but and it'll never be like that if you're adopted and you're watching but yeah man got to circumcise come on baby oh I saw you guys all rolled up with the yamama CA and ████ yo at the at the the spot we went to like
16:58 rabbis had to do it and was just like was a Brisk the bris what do they do just brisk brisk circumcise the baby real quick in front of everybody just you know they have to do their prayers it was awesome I'm not going Li it's the most special moment of their the men makes the baby a man you know they got a clip it ow makes the baby a man huh but honestly I was I was just like happy but uncomfortable at the same time I'm not used to that yeah what was it like uh being a Jewish person yeah are you je what's like I'm not Jewish I'm supportive but you have a you had you and Ryan I saw the filipinos with the yamakas and stuff uh I guess it's just you got to wear it when you're in the house you know what I mean and it's you know obviously if you're there you're going to support that religion so whatever I've never seen an Asian Jew until that yeah me neither dude that's
17:49 what everyone messaged me he's like you're Jewish and I was like no I'm here supporting you know I don't this is what I like I I I accept it but can't you be one because it's it's it's if you're the wife it's tied by the wife right that's the rule is that what it is your wife is Jewish my kids my wife's Jewish so because it came out of my wife the kids automatically Jewish and you just need to uh go fully through with the you know prayers so the Korean part is just wiped out he's just fully Jewish now no he's Korean Russian Jew so no Christmas for this kid he just has to suffer that's up to him I'm going to have a Christmas I know you don't want a Christmas fine I'll go out have Christmas is there something like in the Jewish tradition that you're going to raise them up with like are you going to teach them to be Jewish or anything yeah
18:39 like saving money I think I think I think that's the wife's job but I'm pretty good at saving money now damn because of this kid so I just been racking so I'm going to tell my kid what it is you know obviously you got to set up whatever Bank blah blah blah blah but that comes later you should get on the bests with us we've been killing it dude well that's what I'm saying I have I have I have uncles here you know what I'm saying yeah Joe Uncle you got Steve uncle we got bar Uncle hey it's time to scrap go to Nick boom you want to get buff boom go to B Joe you want to talk about business with him too bang bang bang you want a scary Uncle B yo you want to be a millionaire boom soon hopefully my my kids uncles are set let's be honest that's awesome
19:29 Elijah El what's your last name Choy Elijah Choy is is there like a Jewish or Hebrew middle name or yeah it's Elijah like Elisha something like that it's like a Hebrew way of Elijah and then shabas Choy you going to call him Eli when he's growing up I don't know what I'm going to be calling him I'm be like we'll see okay might call him stupid hey we'll see man I'm excited thanks man I appreciate you got another baby good job man another baby quick bait title
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