0:00 thank you [Music] guys we got good news and bad news what's the give us the good news bro you like bad first yeah yeah what do you want first good news for a shirt first dude make the bad feel better what do you want first oh that's a good idea not bad first what did you want Pat okay okay the bad news is that uh globally male testosterone and fertility is down like sperm why is that bad I heard about that yo I heard of cell phones in your pockets yo I heard that really ████ you up it's the food that's the Andrew huberman said get out of here you said the food the food yeah what about the food I mean nutrients in the eagle eggs yeah the eagle eggs some in your Eagle flowers or Eagle Powers so preservatives that's the
0:51 main thing huh yeah and the chemicals they're trying to preserve these nuts I think the bad thing is we're getting more and more ████ as a species though I think we're less I thought you said we're getting more ████ we are we are okay it's just going down we're getting more ████ as a species that's no bueno we're becoming more ████ we're not like as men just getting more that's what I thought vagina out there we're turning into ████ ████ yeah more senses interesting now how it works we are getting pushy but we are also getting pushed pretty cool but I don't think that's true because if you're ████ you're not getting ████ think about all the jobs during our grandparents and older like most of them were doing labor manual labor yeah and then testosterone is linked to heavy
1:42 lifting and things like that so then if you're doing some man work out there lifting ████ all day chop it would you know what I mean like coding aggressively you don't gotta be a weightlifter you don't gotta ████ be deadlifting a million are you picking up controllers pushing back wow the resistance dude that we just solved it yeah you got to make a keyboard where the keys are forcing itself up so they're just your fingers baby if you want so you don't use your fingers you have to like get a workout every time good news you guys want the upside to this yeah what is the good news the good news there's a lot of docile ass dudes good news that might still be bad so testosterone and sperm counts down but
2:33 the average dick size is up oh that's wonderful how do they do these things I don't know how is this a survey you just have to have a clipboard stand in an alley and go hey buddy come here is your dick how big is your dick and he's like oh dude yeah so can I see your dick Studies by people who lied yeah or whatever know it's like can I see your dick and then you go okay now come and then you count how much now come now you count how much sperm is in there the Cha-Cha Slide you just do things when they say what if this is like in partnership with like only fans and they just send all those DM like shrimp dick like hate on me type things all over into this giant pool of data and information so you see a bunch of penis sizes okay shrimp ticks got bigger yeah the app if the average shrimp didn't gets a little bigger all dicks must be bigger that's true oh so you know like a relative yeah like
3:25 back in the day right like they would talk about how tall someone is and then they might have only been like five eight or five ten or whatever like like if you go to the mafia Museum like oh like this guy was a was a hit man and you're like I need and you read and he's like five eight he towered over people you're like but then now you're like you gotta be like six feet or six two or whatever right and maybe it's just with relative bodies they're just getting bigger yeah yeah yeah right there's more food in these states maybe your Height's getting bigger but our dicks barely getting bigger but it's like actually it looks like racially we're smaller just a lot of people are getting that procedure done no man ████ up you guys do you guys want to know you're here at all what's the point of having a bigger dick if you ain't got no nuts do you want to know that's true they've published what they've published a global ranking of dick size by country oh I see this dude
4:15 there's not one another absolutely yeah yeah well I think when you've seen it because you can't know this yeah up every day but you gotta measure it though I don't like that when guys tell other people no no no no they they Jack them off they Jack them off and then at the last moment they they pull a ruler out so it's only in boners it's very sciencey dude it's measured by boners it's erect's penises yeah it is it's boners So like um um you can tell by that country's condoms too oh Joby definitely checking out all the condoms in every country's aisle but there's so many people who buy like the wrong size condoms just to look like just for it to come off on purpose exactly the things that I do I like all responsible
5:06 spread up it's the comments in this country baby it ain't me like I tried so it's it's inside of you know I travel to go to McDonald's I want to travel and I visit every single McDonald's and then the second thing that I do is I buy condoms at 7-Eleven at different countries who has the biggest and who has the tightest I don't hide it snug as fit I feel like they're all the same oh except Vietnam what why Vietnam it's what Vietnam um it's a smaller size and I don't think it was a small it was in English is it skin tight on you and it was just Durex it was the same brand yeah you want to know let's start here in the in the kind of the happier side then who do you think is the number one biggest average
5:57 erect Madagascar nah it's not nice Kim said it's the Congolese he's actually it's actually not the Congolese that's what he said he did he said that when he was here and it was really funny this is stereotypical actually no I wouldn't say so I didn't I didn't know this is the Germans okay can I can I get a can I is it is it white or black I I don't it's neither Brazil Espana it's not Brazil no let me let me think about it the funny thing is like I'm just going through every ████ cultural dick in my head right now to see which one might be better go the scientific route was it cold I'm trying to see are they boxer wearing ████ or boxer brief is it close to the equator warm climate yeah trying to think I think about it warmer
6:47 climates uh grow bigger penises like Samoans or something it looks like it looks like it is yeah guys don't that don't wear underwear blue zones they don't wear underwear I said Don't wear underwear have big dicks because it's stretching out I'm thinking it's just stretching all the science in this room man I think it's stretching and hanging let me go for the facts we were talking about sperm count and then we're like nah let's just talk about Dick sizes so the average uh is this this average in this country Indian is six it's 6.93 inches is the average 6.9 that's pretty that's pretty high man it's a good time let's see it starts
7:38 it starts with an e e it's Ecuador wow damn Tom Segura yeah wow I think he's Ecuadorian he's booking their flight and then it's Cameroon at 6.56 Bolivia Sudan Haiti Senegal Gambia Netherlands Cuba nothing they're tall yeah Netherlands dudes are pretty tall yeah if another netherlandian had an average dick size that would look small on them because they're six five yeah yeah that's true that's true and then of course the bottom 10 for the smallest oh you look just at me bro because I want you to feel this is [Laughter]
8:33 hey I ate McDonald's I got my growth hormones the bottom 10 are all Asian countries bro it makes sense everyone there's like five two yeah what do you guys wait in that in that in the Ken yeah all right the one with the highest at 4.54 inches average is Singapore the highest of the test the highest the highest of the bottom ten he saw this articles that's the highest and the bottom ten but that's not the highest of the Asians is it because there's lots of Asian countries right what do you mean aren't there more than 10 Asian countries yeah but the bottom ten are all just happen to be eight yeah yeah what about the Mongolian penis it's not even in the bottom Town that's what I'm saying it's a bigger Asian yeah because Yao Ming
9:25 gotta have like ████ a ding dong s academic vernacular I saw a lot of dicks in elementary school because they would that my friends would show me yeah when he was in elementary school not when he was substitute teaching careful guys we had to dress it she said what I remember a couple had um micro penises and they were tall so I was like man you guys are really tall but your dick's so smart they're all kids yeah yo this kid got a micro penis yo check it out come on but we were also like fourth grade yeah
10:17 yeah but don't they say like there's no like there's no marker for penis size right like as far as if your guy doesn't mean you're gonna have a giant dick and vice versa I'll tell you what I got a really good anecdotal data yeah what is it and I've probably seen more penis than anybody in here okay oh yeah are we competing I'm not bad in the military right and it's like why am I supposed to say no in the shower at the same time that's true that's true yeah and I will say you haven't seen them hard that's true that's true they there's Growers and showers if they're soft if they're soft it's bigger than your heart then you have no hope oh yeah because I've seen that at the spa yeah can we say that again if they're hard I mean they're soft it's bigger than your heart
11:08 then you have no hope already yeah that's true I sold I saw this one guy at the spa and he was you know there's that little sleeping area at the spa yeah and there's like a little area that's kind of like a curb that you can sit on yeah he was sitting like this and his balls and dick was going down like that it looked like poo poo was coming out but it wasn't it was his big ass dick he was a brother I'll tell you a novel from my anecdotal data all the brothers hey gotta have at least average at least vaccine super tall white dudes yeah with ████ like in a front desk belt I need help everybody help me I think that I saw a big brother that looks like like a football player brother yeah so
11:59 they're like I was at the gym and he had a baby's pee pee a brother he was a big brother oh I never seen that dude that must be hard though if you're a big giant black dude your penis is not like average that's probably that's that's probably the worst bro yeah I was shocked I was like why me I've never seen that actually but I trust you yeah and Asians I've seen all different sizes Latinos I've seen all different sizes too yeah but the one there was one guy a lot of bushes this one guy his name was Sage who's Sage I think he had the biggest dick in our platoon [Laughter] and it was a
12:49 Chase everyone around in the shower oh wait no did you guys measure it or did he tell you no it honestly looked like probably like this when he's just running around and you guys would do this and he thought it was so funny like he literally was just like running around like this that's crazy I mean that is funny right like just the dude with the biggest dick in the platoon running around in the shower chasing people everywhere and he like he Gotta Wear boxes military shorts are those silkies right sometimes we're standing in formation and it was just like no and then the Drone start to be like put that ████ back down put that dick away private what is that Soldier well I mean that makes sense because sometimes you see a sometimes you see like a four foot girl that has some massive boobs and you're like why you're so small yeah
13:40 so that I guess that makes sense yeah seen it a lot of boobs that I've seen in the locker room yeah all right number one smallish erect penis in this study is Cambodia damn and then it's time Sri Lanka Hong Kong and then Bangladesh Thailand Vietnam Malaysia and then back to Nick Singapore you got the biggest one dude you're you're myself three are not in the bottom ten
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