0:00 [Music] we're doing it one more time you can't stop me we clapping for Jared so in baby so in jar jarar jar dude you're we're almost at the end of the day for you still have your tank on dude what happened oh one more layer pants pant no pants yeah I vot pants I don't wear underwear boys pants PS what about your bodybuilding speed I don't wear it unless I'm on stage oh what the hell D do you have it on you at all times for good luck in my backpack just so if I have to do posing when you think it's going to change to thongs I think it's already less than thongs it's less than thongs oh really is it g your ball sacks on the verge of sliding out both sides yeah that's
0:50 pretty you get extra points for that sometimes I should like why would you want to hide your glutes though cuz if you want to see all the ████ muscles you you see the glutes show all of it the it does not cover the glutes at all that's GL it covers a crack pretty much covers your butthole when you think it's going to be naked I mean Joe's looking forward to something yeah that's what the Spartans used to do they are naked they they started all of this Spartans have bodybuilding competition yeah why do you always want to be like a people that were eliminated Olympics started that's what the samarians used to do come on let's be like like them they all died the Olympics started in Olympia on Mount Olympus and you know what they used to compete but naked dick out
1:41 everything The Glory Days God I'm like I wonder how much chafing they dealt with cuz that's a lot of rubbage but that was that was the real deal they wrestle naked they ████ thre discs naked then sex with young boys too yep naked throwing real just they were having sex sex throwing just naked it's funny or like shot where you have to like twirl around and your dick is like they were having sex with Unix all the time oh yeah and on top of that they have really little dicks really really how do you know that because look at all the statues like they're not is your blood going to be in your ████ while you're wrestling other man I thought the sculptors were all just haters when I'm wrestling all the blood out of my penis just goes away from me it goes where does it go to your
2:31 ears my heart it's protecting it so it gets as like internal as possible goes inside of me you think if a guy was sculpting you naked you'd have a boner I tried to yeah what do you mean like if I'm standing there yeah it's a long 5 hours you have to pose for another guy do you think would you have a boner so that you'd be immortalized with a big dick yeah you got to get a you got to get a fluffer next to you keep it would you keep it flaccid so you don't seem gay for all eternity yeah that's true no no no just like when you get to the ████ let me know I'm going to start thinking of some stuff if he's flexing everything else why would he not Flex that part but what if the guy sculpting is like I'm going to make it as I see it okay I wonder why all those statues I love the disclaimer they're not hot you can't be mad at me when it's done all right I'm seeing what I'm seeing what if
3:21 he's like working on the face and he's already flexing the dick not there yet he tired a couple of our hour be down at the Sha in no time yeah but honestly though if you were like say you were at the Getty and you were checking out statues you would probably feel a little like offended if you saw like a statue with a giant boner big dick yeah like a hard on as like comparative to like all the other statues that are just flaccid you'd be like that's offensive that kind of makes me feel like I would assume that they the sculptor wouldn't want the entire focal point of his Artistry that he worked like 6 years on the penis cuz that's you know what that is that's like anyone could do a penis you know anyone can make that yeah maybe that was like the thing back then they were like dicks are P like it's like old overrated it's like we need to show the
4:11 entire body the was an accessory you know but can you do it flaccid cuz it's easier if you think about sculpting you know how like they make it look like flesh like there's a scene where like they grab their thigh you could see the ████ muscles maybe they're they're like but limp though and they're like you could do yeah limp was harder to do cuz those guys were horny all the time it was easy to make you know like like a hard dick easy Japanese people have been doing that for centuries easy easy mode you just want like a little it's ack print behind the cape yeah it was really hard yeah that makes sense I think we figured it out I feel like that's what no but you know what the real reason is real reason little dicks was seen as beautiful beautiful fashion Well mine's beautiful then we're we should be beautiful boys we're all beautiful boys and and big dick big dicks we're too like animal likee
5:03 disgusting you animal barbaric even yeah what about micro penises even better ████ beautiful it's like the smaller the dick the more Holier the man yeah we got to bring those times back that's that's like that's a Bible verse I think pretty sure art thou micropenis is like the Angels is like the angels yeah that's why you never see angels with like giant dicks giant ████ yeah I've never seen one you always see like the the devils and Lucifers and stff huge penises I've never seen a devil with a huge dick yeah there's a goat with a ████ big ass throbbing boner and it's like half the it's like a Dorth music video where he could ████ put it over his shoulder I don't like that that makes me feel Comfort what's the movie with Jonah Hill super bed no
5:55 you're talking about no you're talking about end of days or no not end of days Money Ball Money Ball something end they all play themselves all the actors play themselves oh this is the end this is the end this is the end oh yeah the giant come all over the walls that one giant yes that's right devil has a big old dick yeah and it's scary it is scary I thought you were referencing The Wolf Wall Street where he pulls out his penis on the qu ludes oh yeah I wish I had a big dick you really do yeah but then like wouldn't it get in the way when you're trying to run that's what I like about my versatile grower but I never thought about that part but I was at we spot yesterday and then and sometimes some people walk by you and you're like you know what they have that they disrespect you no they you know you know they have that term they have that term where it's like oh look at this big old hog yeah um I ain't never seen no Hogs
6:45 but then you go to weisa and I was like yep oh there's a couple hogs in here with a couple of tusks on it too yeah I'm like you can do a pig fat injections now do you feel do you trust that though absolutely yeah yeah yeah they have also like uh your own fat that you that active stem cells so you get more is it still hard though when you get hard or is it like hard and then also squishy with the stuff no especially if you do your own I was reading into this ████ we looked up like before and afters me and my friends one time dude it was ████ hilarious what send me that link yeah there's hope off camera how much does it cost how much does it cost delete that delete that can't delete that is it covered by Insurance you think would you rather be if you're a porn star better this would you rather be a shower grower yeah you rather be a grower I like being a grower but if you're a
7:35 grower then when it's not grown it's like woo you are holier than th well I'm so I'm a grower but still doesn't grow as much as some Hogs some hogers some hogers my maximum is their minimum yeah yeah cuz when you see those guys they like dude your minimum is bigger than my maximum no but if they're if they're showers that means that's that's how big their dick is yeah just get hard their minimum is bigger than my maximum yeah cuz then when they their starting point when they their starting point is their end point well we can't always we can't always compare up we got to also be fair and compare down you know sometimes your minimum is someone's maximum that's impossible that's impossible it happens the easy thing to easy fix that costs no money is just make your partner just tell you how big
8:26 it is dude unless you're comparing unless you're comparing yourself to you as a kid just get with a girl that has smaller hands than you just the body grew it might have the same don't grow just your body tell you if you ever been at Catalina Island where the water's cold and salty you come out you're like where did it go I don't even know sometimes I'm amazed with how much my penis disappear sometimes in cold water yeah when it's cold it's practically I don't have and salty gone dude it's done though it's it's gone cold and you're just nervous yeah yeah cold nervous inse and you're insecure and your pubes are super long cold cold weather cold weather helps me tuck better than a drag drag queen style when do you have to tuck when are you tucking I mean if I ever needed to when
9:16 do you feel like you need to tuck when I'm performing at my drag show okay you do your splits as the finale yeah what when's that yeah what's your act yeah is this that Jun we never heard about this part oh the stage outside of jun Freaky Friday at y ke what's up guys we got some new offerings for you on our patreon so as you guys know can be deleting footage all the time we got missing episodes and now we can get things from can's recycle bin but we're going to release those episodes exclusively on patreon somehow he found this footage and a lot of times it is some of our best stuff so sign up
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11:48 he's like what the ████ he he's a real Down Syndrome guy yeah and then and then and then he forgets like he forgets that it was a Guy They'll go back in no that's crazy you'll forget like 5 minutes later that they were guys is that a feature of down syndrome though I have no idea a feature I feel like that's not yeah it is you'll tell them something they'll forget really dude I one of my fa I watch a Down syndrome cooking show they'll they'll be told instructions immediately they'll be like got it dude and they'll do the wrong ████ oh the one that Theo Von went on get down with sha and Marley my ████ favorite dude my favorite my favorite uh moment from that was I think they pulled like a hot chicken out of the stove he grabs the chicken like this
12:38 and then the's like you really don't feel that cuz he was just literally just holding it so this is the chicken and this is what we're going to do with it and then the's like you really don't feel that like it's hot holy ████ and he goes he was like I think you missing some receptors I was like oh ████ to forget something like that major though that you were just told that those are actually God that's like that's like momento that's like some shortterm memory loss bab dude he'll tell his homie he's like okay we need to get a wood spoon and he goes got it and that will bring back a fork and he's like wood spoon it is funny that one guy's yelling at the other one it's smarter yeah
13:30 n talking about two down dudes getting confus it's the best show on YouTube what show is this this a good get down with Sean and Marley it's it's pretty entertaining and they just cook it's a cooking they they'll cook ████ just ████ do just even was them Wasing him just like try and crack eggs that's cute it's an adventure it's a whole Adventure that's cool yeah so are you guys all Growers I'm not much of one I guess you know like I'm kind of the same boat as Bart I'm definitely in the grower categ cuz I'm like amazed like how much Dynamic change there is for for most of my life I thought everyone was yeah same same everyone was a grower until I was like what until I was like maybe like in high school and then I was like what happened
14:20 to you I was like are you stuck like that he stuck like that oh poor thing it's just huge all the time huh was it's just unraveled I think it really depends on like why would you want to be a shower unless you literally were a shower in real life like if your job consisted of you having to show it you showing your dick all the time or you like you like to see the print when you're wearing the gray shorts during fall time and you walk around and you're like but wouldn't that horrify you though if you're just walking around to the store and then you could like to me if someone could see the outline of my dick big or small whatever I I feel like I'd be horrified if someone could see that if I'm just trying to like get groceries uh test me yeah but isn't that what girls go through their titties are technically showing yeah they ████ that's true yeah
15:11 like they're just there like H whatever brething it read the dick I think I'm going to start doing it read the dick let's do but then like for you it wouldn't that be weird for you because you you roll jiujitsu yeah do you want a big ass showy dick how does it feel like when a guy's dick rubs against you don't you think an opponent would be like like and you're you're getting in their head with your ████ B with your head I try not to put my head in anyone's you know I I try not to put my fa my my this crotch area in anyone's face yeah but if you were born with it you might use it as a proper tool yeah that's true huh how maybe I just don't know the other side huh my dick is so small I don't even know what that would be even like I just fantasize all the time so I understand I empathize even come on man that's too easy yeah I wish it was a big
16:01 dick how come how come there's all these noge Jiu-Jitsu videos of guys and girls competing and then the captions saying man he has he's fighting for dear life what do you mean there's always yeah coed jiujitsu wrestling all that cuz the girl's ████ the dude up or what oh no cuz like you're trying to get an erection or something from the girl oh I and then she got him in positions like 69 that ████ does happen bro like we've had some members where we had to you know kick him out of the gym no way really cuz it was it was one of things no it's one of other things where they were doing some kind of like molesty Behavior but it's always those guys it's always those guys who are getting ████ hard when they're rolling and they also happen to be creeps and ████ you know it's like I feel like you got to be a creep to get hard yeah while rolling yeah I don't
16:51 know put me up with dude a fine ass Vietnamese chick or a Filipino with Rond Rousey oh my God like it depends on how glad you're getting your ass kicked though if you're getting your ass kicked hey maybe they like that ████ that's true they get feel I would be too concerned with losing yeah I wouldn't be aroused be like I don't want to look stupid that's most guys I think cuz you'll see some guy some girls who are like very petite and small and like they're they're good at at Jiu-Jitsu and then they'll roll with guys who are quote unquote better than them because they have a higher belt and they're bigger and some of these chicks will like put them in bad spots and these guys will freak the ████ out and like spazz you're like hey dude like chill out I can't ████ lose it's that Split Second where they like they kind of like freaking Panic right right and they might get Rouse probably no probably not oh no no they won't they won't but it's
17:41 like it's kind of rare I don't really see that you had somebody at the gym that was straight up getting boners while they were rolling with chicks yeah was that the first draw or the last draw did you slap his dick and say stop it was one of those things where like it didn't whoever this experience happened to they didn't tell us till afterwards so we had already removed him from the gym and then some other stuff came out for another reason you removed them yeah yeah yeah and then it was like oh okay we're like hey why don't you tell us and she's like well I didn't really think I that's nice of her to speak up that's yeah and you know how I'm sure it happens and nobody ever talks about it too yeah would you report me if I rub my hard dick against you against me yeah uh in here though not in Jiu-Jitsu well either way report it to me no cuz I'm not a ████ dude at JK
18:31 news I'll just go in the bathroom and just can I talk to HR I am HR damn that's scary you don't really you don't really come across as the rubbing boners of other people kind of he doesn't come across as the HR type either like if Joe every time he wants to go to the the door he keeps passing by you you're like no stop I go this way and my nut brushes excuse me excuse me like come on man cut it out yeah I don't know if I would like but I would be I wouldn't let you get close what if I joined the women's class cuz I felt safer oh n that's not allowed that's not allow that and then I sue you guys for discrimination you got to prove that you're a lady you got to prove it oh yeah you got to I can prove it with so you guys all make them pull their pants down for no no that's not what I mean that's not what I mean no you you said
19:21 it I mean you said it man you got to prove it with ID some sort of formal ID a real California can you join the kids class that's crazy that's crazy yo just stop sometimes I do get jealous though cuz of kids class looks so much more fun oh my goodness it's more your speed I think so you know how like we're in like coed like fundamentals classes and stuff like that is there like an etiquette towards like like when you have to like roll or find like training Partners like to be like let's stick to our you know like guys with guys there's so there's the I think the general etiquette is is you try to find someone your size that's that's yeah you size and skill and so that way there's just like less injuries or whatever somebody you want to date or somebody somebody somebody you're interested
20:12 in the opposing races youing race whichever race you hate the most whichever one has a history of conflict yeah but yeah but people mix all the time and then you just kind of roll accordingly racing ████ like sometimes you get mixed up with even if it's like a really small dude or with like a small girl like or if I'm with like a a teen I'm not going to like you know Go full force that's why you're a loser you got to dominate 100% of time you're was more of a technical Ro about domination that's why you're that's why he's not Alpha that's why you're not a black belt yet dude I know hey if you want to lose listen to b that's beta energy that's true beta Quan beta Quan still wi I don't know whether it's a kid a woman or a disabled man you got to go
21:04 100% not helping them yeah or if they're 80 just give them your all yeah yeah yeah smash them out honestly
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