0:00 and I just feel like I'm at the basketball court waiting for you guys to come through and then you guys aren't coming to the park because you guys are dating girls and you guys are ████ going you guys are going to the movies and making out with them all day and you don't want to be like playing basketball with me anymore cuz you finger B A girl at the [Music] movie welcome back to to careful boys we are afraid of everything today we're talking about what we hate about JK oh oh you were kidding I wasn't kidding actually doing it right into it what the hell happened there I was just pouring water in cuz the protein started to dry distractions that's what I hate especially while I'm hosting yeah three words all Steve day you hate all Steve day you really do hate all Steve day what do you hate about all Steve day what do you hate
0:50 about it it's just nobody's focus and I think everything just starts at the leadership everything's always the top there's no people are just ████ taking breaks everywhere it's like you think you're getting out at 6:30 we get out at like 9 we've never gotten out at 9:00 we got out at 9: at last all Steve day are we on track it's 1:00 are we on track I think we're the cameras broke last all Steve day that was the camera's fault and then you guys had some guy come in here making grills for I did I didn't even schedu that hey Ryan's the guy who told me to get it done I make things happen even though the camer just that's so like not believable like it sounds crazy I'm out here ordering food for us on time to make sure all day works out okay that's why I have the credit card here why you have to schedule if we would have stayed on schedule it would have happened perfectly it was even mentioned in the
1:40 morning but why do you want to schedule getting a ████ Dental mold in the middle of a shoot and I just hate how you guys always try to blame me when at the end of day all ant day is nothing but efficiency nobody says all ant day first of all for when you're done that's why that's the best part about such a sick ass thing it's so true though we so the this camera did break and you guys were getting fitted for grills and I still almost had you ████ out of here blame I don't blame you I just blame the day all Steve day it's just always a wreck okay so happens to be gets cursed with strange events yeah just take gastrointestinal issues sh a lot on all steeve days IBS related issues ████ yeah I know and I usually do before lunch I feel respected yeah but that's blame my guts bro I my
2:31 guts blame my guts blame that Activia you ate and then why does Alex Resurrection always suggest lemonade for lunch he has done a long time a long time that used to be Michael too that's what you hate about JK and it's so expensive I hate that why I hate that about JK that the food's expensive lemonade lemonade Lonas for cold salmon half of the food in this ████ snacks is expired so you never know what you're going to get it's reaching over here okay well you could thank Mr Resurrection for that I didn't know you had so many hateful feelings I got one I got one go how how many times we' talk about renovating the office never going to happen it's a November thing now it is is it yeah yeah yeah November no no nut November is the time to do it okay okay it's going to happen so focused it's going to happen we're getting closer yeah November is the time okay are we
3:23 are we filming in November nope that's why got no we have November got it that's one of the things that I feel that I ████ absolutely ████ hate about JK this used to be a full-time thing for all of us mhm but because it used to be the main priority but now it's a part-time thing cuz we all have other things going on and we get together as like a treat right M now that I'm back in this phase of my life cuz I set up that other part and I can prioritize this and I just feel like I'm at the basketball court waiting for you guys to come through and then you guys aren't coming to the park cuz you guys are dating girls and you guys are ████ going you guys are going to the movies and making out with them all day and you don't want to be like playing basketball with me anymore cuz you rather ████ bigger B A girl at the movie I would come every week if I didn't live in Vegas time out you know
4:13 that's the first time you shared that I didn't know that you were like back in this phase why do you think the merch is finally getting done you just well you just told us that was the reveal dude he doesn't communicate it see he the first time he said it's only been a couple weeks by the way well a month that's why that's the feeling that I just been having like oh you know what so you had this feeling recently recently not like I've been feeling this for 8 months I already told Bart too like I'm on when I'm in Hawaii phase like that's my priority but when I'm back like it's on we can do a lot of things right but I feel like I didn't realize how much I missed it is what I'm saying why we taking November off let's I don't want to take November off we got way too much videos bro we can't afford to take it on also the the yeah it was like to give some breathing room for the finances so we don't have to pay out anybody got it but like I think I think yeah there's a lot of things like that that I that we can attend to now and I'm
5:05 I'm like oh you know what I missed this ████ a lot like dude I want to make more content or do some other ████ like I don't know let's go let's make something yeah and then take November off as hey we've been talking about doing game stuff I kind of like that quite a bit let's do some game stuff do some game stuff be fun we have we talk about a long time that's the only thing I hate okay not the only thing one of the 12 things I hate is every single time we're like hey let's do this and then we don't it's never going to happen pisses me off man that does piss me off it's a slow build it's a slow build dude but I also understand why some some of the things takes a long time I we do hit sometimes still hit we do hit sometimes like you know we got the you know we've had this podcast set up for a few months now episode 3 finally got into that's what I hate the episode orders and how we can never ████ understand when a video is the hardest part makes no ████ sense
5:55 how does Netflix do it how does episodes come out in order like you shoot yourself in the foot every episode like it's you do all the work put it up it's oh well let's get the minimum amount of views possible I had Ryan hasawa stay with me recently in Vegas right and I was like I I sat him down we're drinking we're drinking scotch and I'm like how the ████ does the up ████ work just tell me what the ████ happens and he's like yeah it's like a you know it's like a thing it's like this guy gets this and this guy gets that still doesn't make any ████ sense dude nobody knows nobody knows no I'm still learning it well the the main the main thing is is just it's mainly because you don't meet up often enough yep yeah but how about this let's take November off how about this we all get tattoos we're wearing that shirt and
6:46 like the first video that comes out isn't us doing the tattoo thing or like us in the video the off the Record where we're talking about how we just got tattoos but we're all wearing this ████ shirt and we're all talking about some article but it was HT dude it was a ████ Hot Topic it's like why and we all have the tattoos and it's just like we're talking about how a guy got in a car accident oh we got a new guest and then we put out ████ six videos of new guest never explain who they are and they barely are talking in those videos and then now we're like hey meet this person for the first time a month and a half later I don't know but it's kind of fun an entire season later it's almost to the point where if we did do it right the the audience would be like I missed when it was all ████ up cuz we're still it's probably the only channel that does it that way or the ████ anytime we have an actual
7:36 comedic flow we're just call back after call back and it's like it's not going to matter and someone goes uh we don't do call backs here so shut up about it please yeah that would be nice if it came out in order so we all feel this way we all feel this way I know they can't figure it out Joe's like I'm still learning how it works hassa is like yes so it's like this but he's like explaining like molecular chemistry to to me I'm like I don't ████ understand what the ████ is I mean if you shoot 50 videos in a weekend they're not going to come out exactly right that's true but we shoot them in order yeah if they just started editing in order we literally filmed it even then if the first so then the first six would be in order and then after that it's stockpiled to the dozens it's like there's no way like I did an article about freaking uh that I I've looked at what you got to do is you got to look at the stockpile you your heart
8:27 will drop at how irrelevant some these things are and they still going to come out and you're like oh God just delete it you want to just delete it your anti you're going to want to delete it yourself bro Prince Charles is now King Charles reacting to the Indiana Jones movie trailer oh no upload it dude oh upload it please upload it at least that one we F we solve that mystery how the ████ did that happen I don't know I think it just gets pushed so far back because we put more by who push Why by who I don't know dude they get bottled neck by The Who so the thing is we film it in order they don't know so the editor the editing team doesn't know which videos are in the bank until they open it so that we figured out that problem on day the banker it's written here that's why I got to press on this
9:18 side you got to do this and then when it comes time for them to edit it it might have been like a week or so cuz they do all the priorities first all the Hot Topics all them right so then the second phase is like let me get to the videos that are just like ambiguous time not time sensitive that's why we had to come up with the system of the warm topic Hot Topic for the time sensitivities yeah or else it's just going to be in the database and then when they get to it cuzz they won't be able to edit all of it in a week so they need their time but then that makes sense yeah so the but we solved that issue so we won't have a Indiana Jones react video in 2022 when it was a 2021 the movie came out already today's video is brought to you by Uncommon Goods tired of buying the same ████ ████ for the holidays everyone's like oh no not that guy he always buys that lame ████ at Target
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11:02 hard part too is that even though that's the article like let's say the article is something that could be anytime the ████ we say around the article is time sensitive like this the jokes we make the stuff we say like it was so clever in 20122 but we're seeing it now and D they're year behind it's we look like hacks because we're just like why are they I mean the only way to solve it is literally shoot every day and then have them edit every day the piles that we get but like less time so I think that's one of the things of just like we're here not enough right so a lot of these issues yeah and then like even being topical and like on time like on time with certain things like if something breaks out and if we have the ability to just meet up together at that moment film it go up cuz if we lived in Vegas thing I hate about JK we don't it's not everyone doesn't live in Vegas what the
11:52 ████ is up with you guys well you know bring the pay rise back and uh we might move you don't need to cuz you get discount living there cheaper there and we can do a pay lower and you'll still make more money you still keep more money but everybody always gets a moving bonus when they got to move out of state for their new job you know your bonus is saving money on taxes actually agree with that you are the man there and F the man all right it's like that video of Nick uh getting shocked when I posted that people are like where's when is the video coming out I'm like it's not it's just sitting in there is it's not going to come out it's just sitting in there it has no like date of when sitting there that's what I love it's sitting there we're waiting for a grabber claw to come down and just scoop it up we got chosen but sometimes it slips and doesn't take anything is that is that a patreon video no can we just
12:42 petition I don't know shoot two less videos a session so we don't have hundreds of backlog yeah maybe we could Mark any of those novelty type videos as a Hot Topic right yep anything can proba do that yeah we should probably do that I like how that's the only way we'll ever see him again but then doesn't it cost more to do that yep so let's not fix the system let's just abuse it in different ways like the government you know what I mean but it's worth it it's worth it because it has a novelty to it people like it okay let's go back to regular things we hate about JK the thing is when a novelty video gets made it gets filed as just the article so whoever's looking at it doesn't know it's novel they just go oh the article is this I don't even know if anyone's watching what it even is y well they don't watch it till the last moment yeah so like's so after it it is it's it's up they it's it's watched for the purpose of making sure that we don't say anything that can cancel us too hard to
13:33 the point where our whole Channel goes down or there isn't any copyright or whatever ████ up or there's no editing errors so like the sound dropped at this point or like there's like a whole blank thing missing for one minute then they have to go back and re-edit we're going to need to have you guys shoot like an intro a new intro like a disclaimer it's like hey welcome to JK Classics we shot this over a year ago so things might be out of context JK Classics oh that' be a good playlist you know I think there's actually a channel called JK Classics where we uploaded old videos we also probably need a new channel trailer just a thought oh yeah dude we definitely need new channel Traer a theory that I have yeah something that maybe we feel like we're a part of even just a banner that has the rest of us on it oh that'd be cool wait we have a channel trailer yeah but it's just you and Bart oh yeah let's do Channel trailers
14:24 that's a great idea guys hey I'm back from Hawaii now let's get stuff done let's do it he's back you can also get more official photos taken like I can have someone come and just do like actual cool idea cuz we have nothing really out there but that's you know kind of hard when we only meet up 4 days a month and and you just we're in and out and we can't do anything else outside of that we can get fitted for grills we can get some pictures taken during lunch let's do it doing all Ste we one or the other yeah we we could do we could do that all right we'll do it during all all photos promos during we're leaving here at 10 p.m. part's going to get aass here for we'll do more girls too especially surgeries if you guys need to do any major surgeries do my lasic surgery here you should have you should have a cleaning lady come in vacuum yes all that we
15:17 usually have a cleany person come while we're not here it be good if we did it dur all I think that's a good idea since we're all here I like JK even more now you it's even funnier when you talk cuz I have a friend who's he's a channel manager at like a different uh gaming channel it's like pretty famous and this dude loves watching our stuff and he also loves nitpicking everything our system is and he's constantly saying me ████ like why do you guys do this and I'm like I don't know what's his critiques yeah why don't we just have him here just ████ ripping us apart and if we can make all of the adjustments he'll be like thank you he would love to make us a whole L take that list and we just dump it in the trash thanks for nothing my favorite thing that will happen and I can't wait for this is now Joe's like I'm back I'm ready I'm engaged we're going to take November off we're going to be back here say January and Joe's like I had to go
16:07 back to June B what if that actually happen will happen wait so what happens if like something huge goes on in November like like Hawaii gets nuked or some ████ like some crazy ████ news story we'll talk about it in March yeah you know there's going to be a big story in November there is we're going to miss it yep we're going to miss all the Thanksgiving dud we could jump on Skypes or some ████ I mean we talked about this last year too yeah we did during Co we're like yeah we should do a ████ we did do a Skype ver uh episode that that wasn't an episode that was L like a we shot a version of that to add to our or Vegas that was that was the one time we did another skit when I said how JK news is an abbreviation of all of us and I and I got to say I don't know if that was a great appropriation of our funds I thought yeah no more Trump Tower
16:59 thought it was good that's true that was a blast damn you we probably should have got a circus circus suite for for 50 bucks we could have done that 70 bucks get the top floor that's true dude let's do that next next year yeah that sounds fun are you guys down I'm kind of down okay I'm going to find the best Suite in the s████████ Hotel oh my God and we're going to do a Vegas damn it you guys baby I don't want to do that on location review location head buug time you do know that when we actually get into that suite and we're shooting it doesn't look like anything different dude that sweet looked like ████ when we filmed in there those videos look like ████ it was like hell it was wild when I posted a reel made from those videos cuz I'm like oh I might as well pull from those cuz they're you know I don't have any reels I made one people were like damn JK really going downhill like it looked like a negative it did it looked like
17:51 someone's are they filing from someone's house like we can't afford to be in this office anymore it's hilarious it looked less than this somehow to people it was the lighting yeah the Trump Tower was such a great move though it was really fun I think that's the exact thing that we're complaining about right now but the room itself didn't look like Trump anything it just looked like a room I think the the the the execution just didn't play out the way we thought in our minds but to me it's like the tattoo thing we committed it was fun to a I like cuz the joke was dude imagine we're going to JK at at the Trump Tower right but then like we did the actual thing but it doesn't look funny yeah I had fun if it was all gold walls or something you know what I mean hey but the my favorite part about that is the is the black lady that called us all Jabba
18:41 walkies that was F she was like are y'all Jaba walkies and I'm like uh and then she goes oh is that racist and I'm like not really cuz he actually is he actually teally is Anthony you going to say what you hate about JK you a little okay I I hate when bark gets up too early I don't like that
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