0:00 husbands hate him for this one simple trick leaving your wife at the restaurant [Music] um so a dude in Thailand has uh kind of gotten himself in the doghouse uh oh after with this Taiwan I love that term by the way with his Thai wife yeah yeah with his Thai wife was he wearing a dog costume and ████ jerking off inside of it um no close guess but different culture different culture basically uh they like fighting and coconuts basically they're on a road trip um they stop by for a toilet break wife uses a toilet man forgets that she's in the toilet he bounces and she has to walk 12 miles to catch up 12 miles wait
0:50 how does he forget and just drive without that's ████ for 12 miles not buying it this is the part where you guys riff that's crazy that she has to walk 12 miles when you tell me a time he ████ forgot where Nina was yeah uh I don't think I messed up that bad at 12 months they weren't fighting I will say there was definitely a time where you know you're just kind of like having a bunch of fun it's like a night out everybody's like you know moving to the next place whatever right and I remember we like ran over to get into the elevator before it closed all of us were like running uh made it in slammed the door huh yeah we're good right but Nina didn't make it yet but I was just so ecstatic that I ran fast and made into elevator you're gonna try to stick your fingers no honestly I just got shocked she was like what the heck and it just closed and I was like oh ████ I'm in the dog house tonight you know you like get it to the floor but like you're not even enjoying the elevator item there I'm like I'm hoping she comes up this exact same elevator I'm gonna get it right now and
1:41 that was all it really was I got in trouble but did you ask her I told you you should have trained running yeah that's right run faster that's right yeah later I should have been blaming her for that you should you should go it always works and then they go you know what you're right and then they start running and then they get better at you at running and then now you are the last one at the elevator and they look back and they go ah chop yeah I'm sure I probably messed up harder than that but for my own self-preservation on social media dude leaving leaving your wife or then driving off for 12 miles that's a long time ████ dude you're going 60 miles an hour where was she sitting previous that he didn't realize the only place he could be going to is to build his own dog house
2:31 okay let's say the gas station is in their like neighborhood like they're like walking distance to their house or whatever right let's go let's just find this let's just let's just let's just say he's filling up gas right he goes pee he comes back he his wife leaves he's like she's always at the market and he's like he left because in his mind she's like go always going to the market that's like right she's a Wanderer you know this was a road trip and it was it was in the middle God damn dude this is pretty meditative basically what was happening yeah that guy's like yo I'm gonna go home and like she can call me I'll pick her up yeah we'll be back in like four hours yeah there's no way or what if she takes like monster s████ and it takes forever so he's like I'm gonna Circle back I
3:21 don't even understand how you come out of this situation looking like it was an accident yeah they went they didn't just they weren't fighting no no they were just driving through the night to spend some time in her hometown in the province of Maha so the trip is about her yeah and then around 3 A.M uh the guy decided to pull over to relieve himself she uh she asked me it was at 3am too she asked her husband why he hadn't stopped at a petrol station uh that they recently passed when he didn't answer she decided to see the chance of a toilet break and she also hopped out of the car she ducked into the jungle to pee but when she ventured back onto the road uh the road was empty the car and her husband were both gone and she'd been left alone on a rural roadside in the middle of the night with no money or phone so she naturally had to walk uh this guy's gay
4:13 think about it he's on the middle of the road and then he's like all right oh ████ there's a ████ hot spot of a rest stop coming up oh yeah I'll like pretend like I forgot my wife and he's a sea bass freaking yeah dude he's in there getting be here at 212 or manly loving some ████ and then he's like oh what I forgot that's the three knocks and then the penis comes through the line take this guy's gay he's so funny I legit think he's gay or the comment about how convenient that's what I'm saying that was the giveaway right there yeah how come you stop at the picture okay yeah yeah well that's the giveaway and then ████ dip you can see the nag in the dialogue right there it's the nag dude dude 3 A.M is rough he was hoping that she wouldn't find him oh check this out yeah he was hoping that because because the poor woman walks 12 and a half miles before she reaches uh uh the District of whatever around 5 a.m local police have tried to help her get in touch with her oblivious husband but uh
5:06 she couldn't remember his phone number she calls her phone number they said they called her at least 20 times he never answered finally at 8 AM police made contact with her husband and he turned around but by that time he was 160 kilometers away dude did it on purpose it's not an accident 160. he did it on purpose huh yeah because like what that's what I'm saying like if she was in the passenger seat how do you not know he said apparently he said he thought his wife had been asleep in the back seat the entire time that sounds ████ yeah I know a lot at the same time I also know some dudes are just dumb as ████ too he might just be both he might just be dumb as ████ there's no way he didn't know nah he was trying to like leave her ass he was trying to 12 miles to you this ████ is fuming every mile she's like saying more ████ she's
5:56 like preparing her ████ speech this guy's dead is he alive right now School thinks his wife is like a child that can't find him so yeah dude Andy called her phone 20 times 12 miles is a long time to walk with luck it seems like one of those things where he was pissed at her and wanted to do this to her and knew she would eventually come back but then he would go oh I forgot dude what if he actually came back and he's like oh ████ where the ████ is she and then and then and then he's like he couldn't find her and he's like ████ what am I gonna keep driving 160 kilometers obviously the only way this checks out is if there's a dash cam facing front and he's having a conversation the whole time and then eventually goes what do you think honey I guess you're asleep whatever and he keeps calling you why don't you pick up the phone oh the
6:47 silent treatment huh I see what's happening 27 years and have a son who's 26 years old oh ████ but hates this woman yeah he's gay husbands hate him for this one simple trick leaving your wife at the rest stop all right so I just hate it hot take if you were to leave your wife how would you do it I'd probably do it a similar way because Tiff doesn't know my phone number either oh oh and that hurts my feelings she doesn't know your phone number yeah and I want to fight her sometimes you guys don't have at least memorized for safety reasons I know her number but she doesn't know yours because she's a jerk she mean bro it's a Salvadorian thing what happened I take it personally that's what I'm saying she's on her phone and I tell her and every time I'm like you know my number is I make her I try to quiz her she's so ████ yeah
7:37 dude and that's too resourceful but I think she's getting better I think she got of course she subscribes dude yeah she watches the show she left her phone in my in my car and then um she like I was like I was gone and then I get a call from jumbi and I was like who's calling me right now and then I'm like hello and then it was my nephew and he's always like Hannah wants you to go back and pick her up because the phone's in your car she'll be at the Coffee Bean and I'm like all right and then I'm talking and then it's he already hung up and I'm like all right ████ I'm going back that's Resort she was hanging out what were you gonna say that's resourceful you're gonna say after your nephew stopped talking is this like an interstitial do you got um between videos I was like where what Japan there's a guy the nephew's just like
8:33 he already knows the ████ protocol I know the pattern ████ I'm gonna got it he breaks his back throws the SIM card out breaks it the burner phone Joe's Japan burner phone no what she did is she used their phone to call the store phone to talk to them at the store to tell me oh she used coffee bean to call June B to call you oh that is classic Brit yeah classic Brit before me and Nikki were engaged I was following her to the Honda dealership because she was getting her car serviced but then I didn't bring my phone for some ████ reason and then Nikki is a Lead Foot and and I'm a much slower driver than her and so I just saw
9:24 her just like take off into the distance and I get stopped at red and I was like Nikki I don't know where the ████ the dealership is I don't have my phone either because I was just gonna follow her the whole way and she's lead footing it the whole way with ████ Eminem playing I'm sure and so then I totally she totally smokes me so I'm like ████ I don't know how to I don't can't call her so so I pulled over at a subway and I was like hi can I use your internet and they're like what the ████ and they gave me this iPad and I was able to because I don't know Nikki's ████ number like I like the same ████ I don't I'm not a number well that was back then before we were engaged I was like I only just clicked the number on my click the name on my phone so then I was like oh ████ so I emailed her dad because I knew her dad's email I remember this story yeah and then he and then I was like yo can you call call Nikki and tell her that she smoked me and I don't know where the
10:14 ████ the dealership is and then he he did he got his because her dad's like the most anal dude I've ever known like he's an accountant the email pops up he's replying immediately on it so like that was actually pretty good call because then you know I was able to find out yeah oh [Music] foreign [Music]
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