0:00 [Music] and welcome back to another episode of careful boys where hey you know what we're careful guys hey be careful that's the careful boys theme song yeah okay yeah so today we're gonna we're gonna ask that you move your chair please into that position and we're gonna ask this ████ to sit right there okay yeah let's go welcome back to carefully we gotta get this nick today nick nick is a member of careful boys and we don't really know who the guy is we don't know ████ about this guy yeah because i don't want to tell you guys ████ he's in your business i watch watch everything one of the last like 100 episodes he's in and he deflects everything everything you know it's funny the only thing we know about him is he's a ████ target thief
0:50 that's the only thing we know oh you guys are gonna get dude i'm not gonna tell you anything you have like warrants i don't know probably warrants shut the ████ up dude i have spent more hours with you than like anybody that i can think of other than these ████ and i yeah i'm sitting here and i'm like wait okay i know his wife's name is tiff yeah i know you guys get dude you know he sometimes jokes about being gay well all the time and sometimes realistically yeah i don't know that's kind of my thing okay and then sometimes oh no that's another gay thing is he's talking about how he watches the the the randy jerk off videos dude he only mentions male porn stars i just like i just like certain celebrity sex tapes and they just happen to be like bullseye from daredevil his arm here i like that one do you know what he does for a living i know this start with that oh yeah yeah
1:41 what do you do with for a living well i'm a personal trainer but now i'm in like the online fitness space so i work with clients well only i can help yeah only fan gay only fans no it says i help clients that need help with their nutrition and kind of implementing fitness since their lifestyle so already boring dude i'm ████ boring hey but you're good you're telling us stuff about you so we're learning how the ████ do we know ryan more than you and you spent more time with us number one deflector dude that's true huh you know what the funny thing is he fit right in right he just kind of he he he's one of the jk members that just blended right in no one knew when he came in and it's the same way if he just goes right out no one's gonna even know and that's the way that should be what's your shoe size i'm a size nine and a half sometimes a ten so what's wrong with it yeah sometimes you wake up with a big digger
2:31 you're buying shoes in mexico what the ████ depending on the brand because every brand and anthony wouldn't know because he has his this is true this is true half size differences on adidas shoes yes but trucks is like a full size full size unless you go chuck twos yeah absolutely what's a chuck two we're not making this about chucks if i don't stop you here it will never stop because these are actual questions that we have about chuck taylor that's so good that was so good i i just could see where this video was going because i've been in that one before here here's welcome to hots uh nick nick's hot seat we're doing hot seat with nick yeah what's your question hey you guys that got deflected on the history of chuck taylors you sons of ████ oh man remember we used to take markers on chucks when we were in school do you know yeah exactly no i've been in that video but it ain't about chucks it's about ████
3:22 nicknames one thing i will say sitting up here is a very different vibe because i could see you guys way better and it's like i don't have to ████ like look through the cameras so ryan let's just tell us more about yours you grow up man i grew up in pasadena i grew up pasadena boring see boring they're like born and raised in pasadena yeah yeah yeah i never met anyone that was actually born and raised in pasadena too yeah everyone's moved there what's it like uh before compared to it now and what are some of the biggest changes you saw in past that's your hosting question well you know what's crazy it is like certain i'll tell you about cerritos it is a trip to see certain neighborhoods being kind of like i don't say gentrified but just getting really like trying to fight yeah china fight or gentrified it is getting a lot nicer in certain parts of the pasadena yeah but everyone thinks pasadena like it is very nice did you guys have beef san marino people well because they're like richer
4:12 and cooler they wouldn't even mess with us dude for for a real long time in my life i just thought it was pasadena was like above the freeway and up like i didn't think anything was below the freeway below the freeway was like the city side the nicer side the really rich side because pasadena is actually huge yeah it goes all the way up to the mountains and you go all the way up until la and then all the way up to what is it arcadia yeah they're so big they got a south pasadena yeah and that's completely different that's a different city it's actually a different city tell us your true feelings about the rose parade i don't like it dude i'm over it someone that's lived in the past look have you talked have you done like a floaty thing i've i've like watched it in person and it's like it's a parade dude tell us a personal story you had with the rose parade oh my god you were a fighter you were a fighter you were a fighter right yeah i was i was what makes a
5:04 young man get into fighting well for me i was very insecure i was very like i didn't ████ that oh dude i got my ass kicked like before you became a fighter you got bullied not really well i got bullied but like it was real still what was his name there was a bunch that was much there was you're like the nicest fighter i've met though well i'm not really a fighter let's be real i'm not really a fighter i thought but that doesn't make you use me like a fighter what's the difference what's the difference between a fighter and a fodder or fighter's like ron skull's name dude ron skolzdang is a guy who fights he fought he had a bunch of professional fights he fights at a high level right he that's something he did for a while i kind of dipped my toes into it and i realized that this isn't for me when did you when you get punched in the face when you're like oh this ain't for me like my fourth concussion i was like yeah oh ████ really bro yeah fourth concussion yeah and then it was it wasn't like i had a couple concussions up into that
5:55 and i was like i didn't know what they were really holy ████ i was like throwing up i was like dizzy and i was like i just need to sleep whatever you know so that it was after a couple fights i've had oh my god i had one fight where i got i think i got a concussion i'm pretty sure and then i had a couple concussions and training and then the last one i got where i was like all right i think this is going to be it was when i started having more effects so like i felt like really delayed i felt like i was in a haze all the time after like for like six months like i was kind of ████ up six months you might have seen the room felt like it would catch up it was like a delay and like i was like sensitive to light it was just weird and i i was kind of i couldn't exert too much energy i couldn't like work out that much and that's literally when like brain tissue connecting your brain to like the areas of your skull gets like damaged or ripped so that there actually is motion
6:45 or like yeah liquid that moves in there right how do you know you're better now well i just took a lot of time off from taking punches at the head and i slowly healed yeah and after a while like i felt better and i just kind of focused on other things and that's how i kind of got in some more like fitness and the strength conditioning side because that's what i kind of pivoted to as like a career i guess and um yeah i kind of focus more on that because i said you know at least i won't get punched in the ████ head all the time you know and i could still be in the sport where aspirations in high school like in high school you already knew you wanted to be a fighter or i didn't know what the ████ i wanted to do in high school i was like a hooligan dude i didn't do what you're just like i'm gonna just do whatever is fun and take that and see what happens yeah honestly that was like kind of mine were you a bad kid in high school or not i was i was like a you know i was kind of like a little slacker i didn't really do much you know but huh i thought i was connected with you like
7:36 martial arts you were getting bullied were you getting bullied in high school no not really well you brought you into fighting people don't just get into fighting yeah i love the sport i was like oh this is dope you watched it and you i watched it and as i was leaving high school i i played water polo and i swam so i was like i got to get my man car up a little bit higher you know and i was like and i was like dude 120. i was 120 pounds i was like a very frail boy i still am and i was like i should learn how to defend myself that's what i thought and then i started watching the sport and i was like you know what i really like this i got into it i wanted to be a fighter and then as i went to through the process of becoming a fighter i was like this is great this is really cool and then the more fights i've had as an amateur i realized it got less and less exciting and i didn't really get excited about it like after a fight i would just be like uh all right win or lose you know like i never i didn't feel
8:27 the highest highs you know it's very low level but after i won i was like uh i didn't really care that much but when i started coaching i got way more of a connection with that and i felt like okay this is something i really want to do this is something that i enjoy helping other people rather than kind of like because fighting is very selfish it's a very selfish endeavor and it takes a lot of it's like you you you you a little bit um and i was like i don't really [Laughter] was the first martial art you went to well i did karate when i was a kid but like when you first were like i'm out of high school and oh i started doing muay thai i started how did you know that was the thing to do well it was just like
9:19 i was you know it was funny i was really into like professional wrestling when i was in like middle school and i started watching mma and i realized i was like oh wrestling is fake as ████ dude i loved wrestling i was like oh my god this is not real fighting it's real blood yeah it is those are real chairs too they love to say those are real chairs going on my ████ he'll tell you that every time we got it dude we're talking about how it's all coordinated dude they go through real tables it's real pain too though oh for sure definitely but as long as this season for sure yeah did i watch the other day i watched the undertaker documentary where he's in a crowd chamber and i'm like dude you're doing fake wrestling your whole life ████ off yeah why are you hurt you're you're faking the paintings he's picking the paint too advanced method actor dude today's video is brought to you by blender's eyewear do you ever do some kind of sports or activity like me like when i ride a
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11:52 off you're gonna go get some right now it's amazing did you ever uh ████ someone else up during a fight and like feel bad no no not really really because it's like this guy was trying to beat the ████ at me too but you never gave anyone like lasting damage or well i've hurt like you saw him next week and they're just like no i don't i've heard like training partners before and that does that's never a good feeling like that oh that really does because you're in the same team so yeah like if something happens whether it's a freak accident or something that you did that you were probably because it's like dude at the end of the day we're the goal of training and the sport is to beat the ████ out of each other you know and it's like i thought it's to find yourself to deflect to deflect everything learn how to deflect what you really feel i'm so surprised that you didn't learn your new moves get excited and want to try it somewhere oh i did man i still do like i still train outside in the streets yeah
12:44 nah i'm too much of a vigilante oh yeah i should have been yeah i kind of think you could be here you don't go out at night and try to like defend the town pasadena ████ am i bad for not doing that am i a piece of ████ for my skills dude you have great power you're the reason why there's asian hate because you're not out there ████ people up and protecting us yeah there's only a handful of us asians that are fighters and it's like the ones that we have our ████ you should just hide the rosary just pop out when i see the asian hate stuff go down i'm like i probably that could have been me too that could have got ████ up out of nowhere like you know like no you have your skills but if someone comes out of nowhere and socks you in the face there's nothing you could do about it yeah you can come back because you're a fighter yeah you're like i've gotten concussions before this is easy but if i'm walking down the street and i just get like like cracked in the side of my face i'm gonna go out also fighters got like a little bit more spidey sense yeah you got spidey sense
13:35 they see already dude that's what i don't get about the game you didn't even see it coming it's like they don't watch movies the asian hate fighter people because if you watch a movie and you see an old asian man you're like i'm not gonna ████ with this guy that's true no matter what he's holding because he'll take your weapon immediately and kick your ass and ████ see that's the scary part that's a really scary part so it's like if those guys are getting ████ up then like it could happen to any of us that's what that that's what that really means though you know where'd you meet your wife men are high school or high school student i ████ was gonna guess that probably probably because you said you know he's playing she's concussion number two yeah yeah she was my third concussion did you sense that about him i was going to guess it somewhere oh did you lose your virginity to her yeah i did that's ████ beautiful she's my first everything in that ████ really yeah so you got my first kiss but oh yeah and you married you ████ yeah you traditional ass both of us are we're we're both you guys are
14:26 so traditional would you guys lose your virginity that's ████ cute as ████ i love the recordings like the super where'd you guys lose it like who do you use a celebrity wise who does she jack off to celebrity wise she probably flicks her being into like brad pitt really i'll put my name in that i'll put my name on that list too i don't know man like people always ask me like what's your celebrity crush nobody said crush i mean who do you feel like you're being what's that yeah your feelings tuck tuck patrol ever since stevie came on i'm like that's all i do no you uh you guys ████ in an old house that you used to live in that was your first time that was that's when you lost your v cards at her place was it scary oh yeah your parents were gone dude did you cry did you guys cry into each other's eyes and hold each other were you guys scared though how old were you were that scary we did it
15:16 later in our life like we were like 20 something like 20 years also you guys were like high school sweethearts good good kids though oh like we're like 20. you waited on purpose like kind of it was just like she's just when she was ready she was really you guys were together since high school yeah that's like this sounds like my parents era's generation is like dating you're ████ boomer yeah old time here dude dude i always think i always i watched my sister kiss my brother-in-law and you were turned on did that make you upset you got horny the the bit the bit not withstanding it was like watching two people kiss for the first time really yeah i was very much like let me show you how it's done full damn is it because there's a crowd you think and they were kind of nervous or or do you think they were you just haven't been that affectionate i would assume that i i never see like a oh that's a good kiss maybe like a wedding or
16:07 anything it is weird when like there's so many people because everyone's judging there's maybe an entertaining one where it's like oh you but it's not necessarily like whoa this they nobody exists here right now but they you know what are those my point is you guys have only ████ each other so you guys watching you guys have sex could be really funny you guys could basically both suck at this thing but not know but you're having a blast that's why i asked her i'm like we should be able to film this so we could like study this later ████ no you could be feeding it himself that's why when she asks when i get when i ask for feedback on my performance i do i'm like hey what was that like what's good like what's what's my rotten tomatoes on this yeah yeah so it's usually across the table when you ask her yeah like at a desk yeah we sit down i get a clipboard out like that that sounds like a bart move you guys first time doing it
16:58 at her house or whatever had you already dropped the love bomb did you do it mid-sex or after oh no we were already saying we loved each other what was the hesitation about sex until 21 i don't know i think it was just like time and place because at that time it was very it was very dependent on like the the resources you had like where you could you know you got a penis she's got a vagina did you ever bust nuts on her leg or anything a bus nuts on her legs like what do you mean like she's still a virgin but she was jacking you off like dry humps and stuff you're like at home plate but you don't touch it you didn't try to ████ put your dick in between her thighs and ████ it yeah what are you talking about you weren't ████ her elbow and i might try it later tonight i'm gonna see what's up i'm gonna see what wifey says i'll ask you but we we never did that kind of ████ it didn't incrementally lead to like going all the way we were dry hump kings bro she was like you guys were jerking each
17:49 other off and stuff you're flicking the bean all that ████ yeah like but just the actual act is she religious so she was like she grew up catholic but she's not really catholic but i feel like more of a freak the catholic the catholic guilt was like a thing though you know i mean i think for me too i i can relate to that for sure you're catholic oh yeah he's just guilt you grew up catholic yeah yeah yeah oh sure you we got three catholics in here i'm not catholic ah you're vietnamese i thought you were catholic no no my my parents actually uh are buddhists we talked about last time with sound mike we're the same yeah as christians i went i was at a lot of vietnamese catholic stuff because like when your parents don't want to take care of you and then like throw you away with their friends and stuff you have to go to church like i did that silent mike's catholic so we we oh that's right yeah catholic guilt yeah that's real though like i could see it i could see it in her sometimes like even today sometimes when i ask her about like my performance review after we make love
18:41 your feedback yeah feedback sometimes i i don't really like believe what she tells me i'm like okay what don't you do what don't you do well she's just like yeah it was great it was fun did you not have fun and i'm like yeah it was great and then that no the upwards inflection though that's bad yeah i don't know if i'm just protecting that just looks i just always assume i didn't do that good and i could do it that's why you got to just sneak a teddy bear camera in there yeah you know what i mean just like watch it for yourself because it's really it's really because you care about her that yeah and i always tell her i'm like yo if people watching us make love i feel like people would pay for it that's why i tell her and then she goes yeah or get paid for it's a new world she's like what dude but what about children we think about it we're thinking like maybe because i'm we just turned 29 both of us yeah young son of a ████ we're thinking like maybe like 30 31 32-ish soon man
19:31 yeah soon as hell bro because there's nine months of pregnancy you understand okay what if you have a kid and he or she wants to be a fighter one day i'm gonna tell her choose something else really yeah yeah straight up will you strong-arm it like you're not doing fighting i'll kick your ass what if she's ████ here she's ████ good though no no if if they want to we have to do it the right way like that's just the way it is like with anything right that's cool though if you if you want to do this that's like ████ alfred talking to bruce wayne i know yeah that's way more motivating yeah would you say that if they want if their passion was crack we're going to do this the right way if you're going to smoke crack you're going to be the best at it you're going to be the number one crack smoker so you're going to smoke crack look you're going to be famous we call cocaine for the rich people
20:21 right yeah that's the right way that is true i don't know if alfred can help bruce wayne like well i want to smoke crack then no master williams i have the best coke from colombia cut with no ████ yeah but no if my kid wants to be a fighter i would feel some type of way about it but if they you know cause there's a lot of different tests that you have to go through as far as like your ceiling to become a fighter like there's a lot of different things that you have to go through and i think part of it is like the direction that you take your athlete whether in this case and making sure that you're giving them the right baseline and the right like fundamentals to be able to be a good fighter right at the other day but it's a tough ████ it's so hard the gift i would give your kid is i would show up at like a house party with a six pack of beer in my arm like this and i'd be like i've seen a lot of
21:11 things in my day but you ain't never gonna be a ████ fighter that's what's unique that's a fire you need a chip on the shoulder bro they need that drunk guy to be like steve doesn't ████ believe in me man oh you think you could be a fighter huh and we're all laughing ah this ████ shrimp and then we needed a crowd of uncles saying all that hey nick just like your daddy hey nick your kids funny as ████ man well he'd be a comedian i don't know about a fighter i want to hire this guy no i'm just kidding you can never be a ████ comedian and there's a ████ time warp into like the future he just saw that moment and he's like ████ fighting yeah he's in the mirror fighting and then he goes out and gets his ass kicked yeah
22:01 uncle steve was right ████ yeah and i'm in the i'm in the auditorium i'm like i thought it was ████ good i don't know the movie they're so supportive though the most important thing we're oh that's gonna be a head injury for sure it's his kid who's fighting him that's why he's there trying to get in his head [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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