0:00 [Music] i just read the sickest catfish story i love catfish stories tell me more is it a louisiana catfish stupid your humor is so clean the kind of catfish are we talking about here we're talking about the classic kind oh the one it's like well that's not a the bait and switch the bait in switch there's this guy right his name is ray he's 29 meets this girl on tinder for about a year they have this like kind of online relationship going she's always got excuses why not to meet him up blah blah blah but they're in love and they started discussing their future together and everything it's like one of those things she's always got some reason why she can't meet up so then he feels like she
0:50 might be uh catfishing so he hits up that show catfished and then uh is this the thing the guy i don't know i don't know i don't know if it is then yeah i think i know what it is hits up the the show catfished and then they do research they find out the picture is like stolen from some other chicks so they know for sure it's not really her all right so then they tried it was the guy devastated always like when he's devastated he was you look like this yeah he was hurt but also he wanted to know what the ████ like who is this person really then so then uh they you know on one half they set up the meeting for her to like show up and uh they go to a meeting spot then the girl comes around the corner and he is just like it's a person that he knows and she goes she tells the producers
1:41 yeah me and rey dated a long long time ago for a year he cheated on me and this is my revenge because he wasted a year of my time she goes a year for a year i like this chick that is ████ gee bro but now she needs she's wasted two years yeah so she just wasted an extra year of her own time that'll show him but i've heard that part-time evening yeah it's part time for her but they fell back in love all over again no no she she just was completely ████ with him the whole year for years but she must have had some kind of fun like for oh yeah i'm sure that's a lot of fun yeah i mean like she she was in it again that's time well spent and she got to reveal it on tv are you that's ████ and then she that's attitude catfish
2:32 that's attitude she was like you know what i thought it was i thought it was gonna be that episode where the two guys finally meet their catfish and they thought it was this hot girl it was actually um a chubby mexican boy [Music] and then they were just in disbelief like him and then they were sitting down in his living room and they're like it's not him and he goes can you please do the voice and he goes um i don't know like and then they're like oh my god it is him and they fall in love wait so two of them were after one chick two of them got catfished by the same girl little chubby mexican boy it was a mexican why did he do it i was i'm always interested i just it was on instagram and it was a snippet if he's a little mexican boy i think that's just curiosity he's like i want to see how far he wasn't that little maybe maybe he was he looked he was like in his 20s
3:22 let's ask him yeah bring him out bring him back come on out but when he did the voice he sounded like a lady wow it was really convincing huh really good he was hired as a voice actor the next day aren't you glad you got married early enough that you wouldn't be catfished dude i probably would have been catfished all over dude all over the ████ internet on snapchat i'll probably be catfishing instagram like where you could see their face it's really them but then you meet them in real life they're like shorter or taller kite fish they lie about their height yeah i feel like that would probably happen with with women more like guys would probably yeah they're like six feet and then you meet him and he's like five four i have friends that were hyped fishing on my space back in the day because you're you're uh you could edit your photo to make your legs and stuff look longer so you're like oh that looks like a pretty well that looks long look like all your pictures are just waist high
4:13 or yeah yeah just the art of framing you do the leg look long or you'll take pictures like this like that downward angle oh you know people use that shoulder boy right there i was a tall guy you know yeah i totally had i totally had homies back in the day on myspace that completely hide fished what would they do would they be like i'm five seven and a half but they're really five six they wouldn't blatantly ever i don't think they ever blatantly said their height but you would never think based on the photos that they and the tactfulness they used that they were like 5-1 oh that's damn oh cause like a lot of bodybuilder dudes they're pretty short but they like they look so ████ big like it's way worse now with filters i thought you'd say filipinos [Laughter]
5:05 don't do it yeah filters for sure yeah my space day is like it's just more about the angle nowadays double your height like it's just full like eye filters freaking the ████ out the eye ones where they go super glassy and i'm like come on oh you could tell those are fake do you have goldfish but what if whatever happened to like you fall in love with the person you fall in love with yeah and it's not the picture that they were romance anymore man and then you meet them and you're just like not only are you not a woman you're a completely different race too that just goes to show love has no form let me take a picture you quick joe ryan has an app where he can turn men into women and vice versa i don't i make you don't even need to do that i just undo my hair so i just want to make an example of that and just want to be reverse catfish like they you know fall in love with a chick that you don't think is that hot
5:56 but then you meet them in real life and they're like way hotter what should we call that trek you got shrek shrek okay let's go to candyland reverse catfish you're like you're not that hot but i really like your personality and then you see them in person you're like well you're hotter than i expected wow ultimate that's shallow howled the soho or would you be too intimidated because you're way more beautiful than i expected and i didn't want someone that intimidating oh that'd be funny you're like you're too hot you're gonna leave me you're too you're a dallas cowboys cheerleader oh no no way you'll love me yeah that could happen too no that that's probably actually pretty common though i've heard i don't know buddy it's like there's two you have to compete with so many guys always after you no way jose yeah no thank you no way you're way too hot those twos are way too big the ████ out of here so you've skipped an entire like because
6:47 you got married so early you skipped the entire era of like online dating you married your high school sweetheart that's like a ████ movie but at the same time you missed out on so much life still doesn't yeah no i did and i'm kind of thankful for it because i got to see like my buddies go through all that and like the headaches they've uh seen like one of my buddies he was on a tinder and like you match with this one girl and he was like dude she's really hot she's really cool and then she goes hey like before i date tomorrow like i need a haircut can you send me four hundred dollars what the ████ wow cause she was just ████ baiting him from the beginning yeah he goes all right and he just stopped talking to her but i'm like damn i'd be you know if that was me i'd probably i'd probably send that ████ money and a little song for tip you know so here we go there's a nice example okay this is a
7:37 very candid photo of joe right i thought that was a girl filter already a very candid photo of him right i just took it normal so uh imagine this is who you meet but you know you were counting on someone like this that guy's greek looking or something hug is that that's you right man i got catfish it's way too easy now too way too easy with the technology like yeah it's scary you could be a guy from spain look at that dude you can just create a whole new human being yeah that's cool what's his voice what's his voice you have to make a voice for that my name is federico my name is federico if i close my eyes he's more like hey a man of few words because you look so good you don't need to sing he's never had to use his vocabulary before we talk do you think everyone's
8:27 going to be so ████ hot in that verse it's going to be like crazy like how we even weed people out yeah because you're in the metaverse and it's like choose your avatar yeah everyone's having ████ and once you meet them in person it's always going to be a let down you're like oh man you don't look nothing like your avatar because everything will be so metaverse related you will never need to meet him so let's hop back on there let's let's get back to looking good again huh what's that doing to our psychology i think it's gonna be good wonders no wonders and wonders yeah but there's actually people that look good in real life nine eight eight okay yeah i have mental health issues i'm having metaverse issues that's a whole other hotline that's what i don't know why people think we're gonna explore the stars we're gonna get stuck at home and we're gonna be on the ████ metaverse and we're never gonna go anywhere yeah dude who wants to be scientist nowadays he'll be the only one you guys want to see any of this nobody it's great we need people from ours and they're like no we're going to know that i'd rather play sims 6.
9:17 which is really good though it looks really ████ good i forgot we'll figure it out in the next video what was i saying man something about online dating what was he saying better yet create an avatar for him like what would be your catfish i don't even know what he is he was spanish he's six two give him a name what's his name frederico federico what's his last name rodriguez rodriguez federico tamakama hamacama oh my gosh okay yeah throw off the set a little i don't know what that is did you ever do any online uh dating or apps you know i i did for like a day and i immediately jumped down a day why are you getting harassed huh no it was just like i just don't care enough no not at all like it was more so like i just didn't have the time or the patience and like the small talk wasn't something i was interested in can we set
10:08 one up for you was it really bad absolutely not just wrong there probably is clever somebody was using my um my photo for snapchat like there's a there's a fake account for snapchat my friend sent me a screenshot i was like hey did you send me something on snapchat like i don't even have are you a little flattered though you're like i was like no thank you i thank you so much people in no big deal i'm debater to online dating though because there's the there's the apps oh yeah there's that right there's mutual friends on facebook that's old school right like that's kind of like like older friends like yeah right and then there's like instagram that's a whole different way instagram is kind of like the low-key dating platform yeah you just comment on each other you know it's just like and you dm each other the more authentic way of like meeting yourself
10:58 right that's more down to earth huh right because like when you're on like a dating platform i feel like it's just the the preconceived notion of like we're here to date yeah instead of getting into somebody so it's like it's like that feeling is always a little bit like more pressure but to some people dating is getting to know someone but on that level like from the start that's all it is yeah i think but that to me that just feels so like i'm here with a mission but it's just i rather have it casually even if it isn't the point like i mean i like it i just want it i just lied enough i want to lie i just won't ████ lie to myself can that fit all fit yeah yeah just put the rest of your link during covid right uh tinder had so many girls trapping on um ████ like tinder like during kovid through all these girls that like
11:49 you think you're in a conversation and then you realize they're just trying to ████ promote their only fans oh yeah yeah yeah okay or get a haircut for 400 yeah i'm sure just like put up their like dating profile but then link their social media just to get like the traffic of followers or engagement yeah well let answer me this when did girls first start putting their straight up venmo in their bio that's hilarious i know people that do that for their ████ birthday because guys will ████ pay them just attention and like see who does that that's crazy there's this girl that went to high school with and my wife showed me this she goes this girl put her birthday up like it's my birthday countdown clock or whatever the ████ and then she put her venmo thing up yeah like send me money and then like a wish list of like things that she wanted at least that's like at least that has enough you know stuff around it but like some people just have only their cash
12:40 app thing and their venmo and nothing else i'm gonna start doing it it's your info you know what i mean it's basically a ████ panhandler well but also it's it's it's online panhandling it's online yeah that's kind of fire though but it's under the guise of like chivalry should you know [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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