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Backyard Breeder Gets Eaten by 15 Pit Bulls

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0:00 [Music] how do you guys feel about pit bulls you hate them I love pit pits I love pits pit they're cool yeah pit bulls oh thought you said pimples yeah yeah sure you can tell me how you pit bues are one of the most misunderstood people really pit bulles look like buff toddlers you don't think they're more dangerous than right other dogs you think they're just no I just think it's the preferable dog dog of dog fighters yeah so then you so yes I think he thinks they're more dangerous than other dogs I don't think it's the dog that's dangerous I think it's like the environment that creates a dangerous dog so you don't think a pitbull has any type of physical Edge over a normal oh they have a physical Edge they're buff as ████ with a jaw that's crazy but I got bit by ████ little like those you

0:51 know lap dogs because the own it's always the owner and then I've got bit by lap dogs more than I ever got bit by like a big ass Buff Ass pit yeah but the lap dogs won't ████ you up like a pitbull can exactly that's true I also think if the Pitbull was astray it most likely won't even attack you it just peace out I don't know about that show a stray pit it's like this right it's like people are like oh yeah um like I got more I got bit by a little dog and then that they're more dangerous but then if if if you compare it it's like would you rather get bit by iguana or alligator yeah I rather get bit by iguana imagine being faced with a choice uh just like but that's a different is it would you rather get bit by a Chihuahua or a pit bull the pit bull's going to ████ you up that's a Bone Crusher right there so in Compton

1:41 there's a thing that just happened uh there's a backyard breeder that was breeding pitbulls in his backyard you know as Nick loves and uh I've done it myself he got eaten by 15 pimples the breeder got eaten by 15 good well he should have fed him cuz that ████ probably was doing something cuz dogs are ████ angels and they consense if you're a ████ up ████ he probably a ████ up ass breeder for all those dogs to turn on them bro they started like uh kind of fighting with each other and then he went in the back kennel to try to like stop it and then they started biting him and then they turned on him next thing you know that dude's just Gonzo dude 15 so many dogs but like I think up to five of them could have been fully grown and the rest were just like little little pups that's crazy it isad vicious killer pups I know dogs had a taste for

2:31 hum uh meat I don't think so but trying to kill them not like not like it was just like completely consume him where there's no just like bones now you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah I thought they were like just hungry I thought they were legit just hungry and like they just they just needed to delete his soul I mean also they they could sense the beta in the pack too oh maybe he was a beta so if you have a bunch of dogs like sometimes all three of them will attack just one and to the death so it could be this guy all of a sudden became a liberal and they sensed he was a beta oh aw like he all of a sudden dyed his hair blue yeah they're like this guy's woke as ████ you can tell by the podcast what's up with this vegan dog food yeah yeah that's why dogs be like going woke woke woke woke woke they read his mail

3:21 as a democratic ballot yeah like what the ████ this guy voted for Nome again kill his ass yeah dude pretty crazy man there's pictures of it but don't look at them cuz it's not pretty I'm not going to show you that here here's a picture of just the dogs like oh there he is they cute dude show us the final details show us the skeleton that no dude the the picture of the dude that's on some like rotten.com stuff it's not pretty you know you already have it you know you already looked it up why you can see that no you can just see a little bit of his legs on this one wo look like some like loco sticking out it does look like dude yeah it sucks when that happen but I think some pits they are hella aggressive because they're bred to be

4:12 for a fighting so like if you keep getting an aggressive one cuz it keeps W winning and then you know like you're like oh I got the most killer ass dog you're just going to keep like trying to breed the most aggressive one it's going to and it's going to be tough and then one day it's like animal control catches this like dog fighting ring right and they want to give them to like a like a nice house some hipster girl picks them up and then she's like walking them around one day going to the dog park and that ████ eats everybody and it's like duh eats everybody that's like that's like you got a serial killer and then you're like you know what I'm going to take them into my house it is pretty sad that a lot of pitbull owners are the kind of owners that will make a bad pit bull yeah it's kind of sad that a lot of them are like that but I thought I thought it was illegal to to breed it is in some cities there are laws about keeping pit bulls past a certain age and

5:03 not neutering them oh but Compton's not one of those cities Dam I think those are like they're like random ass cities that like but who follows the law anyway right it's like nobody's really checking you know and it's like that thing I was telling you about like backyard breeders have codes where they are able to sell an offer up in Facebook by like saying they're selling the cage leather couch with a gray stripe and then they're like oh I know what kind of P that is my couch is a very it has a moderate uh I got a blue noosed couch it's really funny how clever they're getting do you think you think LAPD has a big animal crimes Division I heard that um but you know what you know what they did have was that animal control like for La got super exposed for being Mega corrupt really they where they would just get calls that never come but they would write that they went and they would like report that they did x amount of calls per day which like drives up the the

5:54 budget the budget yeah so then all these supervisors were doing it too so the whole like Department all the chain was in on it so no one was getting checked and balanced that would be crazy if that was the most corrupt thing in all of Los anol there's people with like six figure salaries in animal control and they're not doing ████ all day they followed like the they did the Expos where they followed the dude around this whole work day and like as they're following him around he's reporting that he's going to this place taking this call that fool was going to the gym went to the ████ AMC like started doing just normal ass ████ oh yeah if no one's watching you you go wherever ████ you want pretty much and I bet no one's looking at animal and think there's a ton of those guys probably all doing that and then you can't report to his supervisor cuz he's doing that who's fall as that the dogs who the dogs out you know in the in the I started looking for more of those

6:45 covert ads where they're like secretly trying to sell dogs and you know what I ran into what code for people selling weed Oh I thought I said code for people selling ████ yeah so look at this n you don't got to code that so on this one it says flowers $25 this is on Facebook Marketplace okay and then um it says ask for videos $25 for an eighth an e $40 for 7 G $60 for10 and half gram $85 for half Zips that's not bad $1 for Zips keyword Zips and it just says flowers you know you know that's what smart and then God knows what the hell this really is but someone's trying to sell a roast beef sandwich for no dude that's 10 bucks a roast beef

7:35 sandwich P for 10 bucks that's it fits a th000 maybe curtains right there yeah so who knows a lot of that stuff could be code remember when you're able to just like look at your newspaper and there was a classified ad in the corner it would be like black labrador $35 Chihuahua $25 you know2 and they'll also be like free dogs cuz then some people at the junkyard would just have hella puppies all the dogs I had were free that's crazy that's great you just look at the ████ Penny Saver and then they'll be like free dogs and then you call up man I remember we went to uh one junkyard and then this hillbilly dude was hella like he was like suspect because you know this was during the time when the news was like saying Asians eat dogs and ████ oh you mean they don't say that anymore you mean

8:26 Asians don't eat dogs damn anymore but I think like people really believe the news right so when my dad called him I think he was like oh it's a China man you know oh no and then so when we showed up as a family and then at the end he was like oh man I you know I had to make sure cuz you just don't know you know it's on news they said people were eating dogs and stuff so had to make sure you're not going to eat this dog yeah and then so I was there Jitsu Joe's over there like and it's hilarious dude cuz my family is all like you know oh cool Joe's here oh nice let him we'll ask him we we'll just hit him with a question when he walks right in he do you like dogs yeah do you believe agents eat dogs let's ask him trick

9:16 question nobody some is that nobody disappear that the ████ what really what happened who knocked no one was there what that was fast all right bar get your dude this is scary wait what yeah he R he's fing with you how fast get your G this is crazy that's I see him so fast SC the sh going everyone we're wrapping up a video right now let us ask you one question CA go on that side go on that side come over here real quick go on that side cuz there's more room behind the camera have a sit have a sit this this is the only question just answer it as quickly as you can okay do you believe no wow

10:06 pretty good okay do you believe Al do you believe Asians eat dogs uh yes okay see it's not a conspiracy I was just talking about my first experience getting a dog and my dad saw it on a newspaper so then he called the the guy and then the funny thing is my parents pulled up and judged the ████ out of him cuz it was a junkyard uhhuh was like a white dude like hillbilly like dirty ass place with a trailer and hella cars right and then the funny thing is he was judging us like we're going to ████ eat a dog and ████ but I think when he saw it was a family he was like oh thank God you know and then and then when we came in hella dogs and then all these puppies just came out of nowhere and then I was like in heaven dude and my mom was like scared as ████ the whole time she's like

10:57 what the ████ is this place it looks like a trash yard and I was like I want this one and it was like this ████ cute ass half Doberman German Shepherd covered in fleas and ████ and so we brought him home and yeah it was free my do my dad was just I think he gave him like a 20 or something how did you know to pick that one like this one has the most fleas I think he was just like I don't know it had a connection I was a child you know and then we put him in the bath and we washing him all these ████ fleas came out of it yeah but it was I think I remember that I was like damn that's so funny cuz the end he was like yeah you know I just got to make sure you know like I saw on the news uh there uh everyone was eating dogs and I heard on the phone and I wasn't sure everyone how many how many years did you raise a dog until you ate it um till it was ripe

11:58 okay

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