0:00 I think it's normal to feel some guilt when you're eating a turtle did you eat the tail you suck the hole um well because I can only the only thing but it kept on sucking it back in and playing peekaboo with me [Music] welcome back everybody to another amazing episode of the careful boys where we are currently hey we're off the record I think we are I had a feeling we were and uh we have um yeah we're all here everybody's here [Applause] all right here's the question what is the weirdest thing you've ever eaten the weirdest stinky tofu recently was born oh that's watch that video it was pretty weird what did you think
0:51 were you like it was like eating halitosis yeah when you said that I was like yeah it is it really is 100 it's like a little brick of halitosis like I eat a lot of crazy ████ and I get used to things but I can't get used to stinky tofu man because it really just smells like someone wiped their ass out of tofu and left it on the plate yeah sweaty but it is it is kind of like it's so bad and you think when you taste it it's like oh it's gonna be a different but it's not really different I like Orion's first bite because he was sitting next to me and he puts in his mouth I was like and he's like um yeah I guess he didn't try to like hold like be polite and like I don't want to disrespect Bart's culture he was trying to be polite while a tear was ████ forming and it's crying dude was that
1:42 your first time yeah I was super emotional it was super emotional I wasn't I wasn't sure of the because you know when you know somebody's grown up eating it you have no idea if they even know that it's tastes like ████ like yeah they might think like oh it's very good like please try it yeah I remember I was at the 626 night market and then like you know how they had some stinky tofu booths that only did that ████ oh yeah it almost died because I was like they have no idea what that's yeah they don't know yeah man someone took the ████ around here it really is like a super Versa though
2:34 oh dude and they have all the stick at the 66 Night Market they have all the stinky tofu spots like on one edge of the corner yeah but it still makes the entire night market smell like did you eat grow up eating it not really not much but we've had it but it's definitely not something that like were you able to do it though kinda but you know what's crazy you sound like you're resisting game hello in Taiwan though a little bit they have full on rest restaurants that only serve that damn yeah and it'll be like two stories tall and it's not even like uh like imagine like you know when you go to a burger place they have other stuff like hot dog or french fries or whatever there are stinky tofu places that only have stinky tofu nothing else no dumplings or any other accessory dish it's only a stinky tofu place I just love the idea that somebody's like this is legit and all this stuff and they're like ████ Panda Express that's not real ████ Chinese food like stinky tofu that's what the
3:24 ████ is up that's the good ████ it's like yeah dude go ahead cram it up your ████ ass already dude the only person who believes this ████ is you while you're on camera with the record on right and that's it there was an episode of Bizarre Foods where Andrew goes up and to that to the in Taiwan and it's it's not um fried it's just tofu and then they put a sauce on I never even tried that one before that was awesome and it's supposedly it's like one of the oldest stinky tofu plates it looks crazy though because the tofu is great yeah oh yeah it looks like Dead brain I like the more legit it is the more whack it looks no but it's like really the worst of the stickier it is well this is authentic yeah it has a light dust on it oh that's way more authentic dust I mean my bib give me my bib please
4:15 the chef is old it's legit almost all the food that I found gross when I first tried it I've learned to like it and I think like trying different foods that different cultures like it's like a um it's like being able to experience their world yeah right and I I really want to get to know stinky tofu but that's one thing that I just can't ████ do but everything else like like when I got introduced to chicken feet or duck feet I saw that ████ and I was like dude this is like a pterodactyl's arm yeah this is ████ disgusting or leg but yeah or like just like Piggy or like even Hainan chicken when I first saw that thing um our landlord brought it over me and my mom we were like let's eat it for dinner and then we looked at it and we're like how do we eat this it just
5:06 looks like raw chicken like what do we do and then we warmed it up oh it's like steamed no it comes cold I kind of yeah I think the real you're supposed to eat it cold but it's chopped like all carcassy looking yeah it they she literally just gave us with the head just ████ chopped up it's a whole chicken yeah and then and then um I mean I ████ go to town on that ████ now I love it you know but when we first saw it we were like yo it just looks like raw chicken like I don't know what to do you don't like dust covered tofu Dusty tofu brought to you in a ████ damp basket so like on a on a scale of one to ten bar like how much do you actually like to stinky tofu I actually like it a lot when's the last time you had some ████ it's so hard to get it that's the thing
6:04 he just starts crying he smells it that's me yeah what's the least amount of money you would have to accept to eat it again oh I I don't know 50 bucks it wasn't that big a deal why would you even name a price it wasn't a lot of weird ████ like bugs and dog food that's that's what I mean ████ like that you have to pay me isn't that whole thing on Tick Tock right now where Jim Bros are eating ████ dog food because it's high in protein that's crazy people are dumb as ████ that's hilarious they have protein shakes like they already have like the best stuff yeah but they were they're min max
6:54 they found a little hat it's a thing right now a bit more yeah not toys I'm so glad I'm not on but I'd eat a dry ████ Cricket before I eat sticky tofu as a delicacy or as like a JK party joke though like I'm talking about like food buy yourself alone like eating would you just eat it if you enjoy it or like cultural Delicacies out of town with taika you're watching a movie at home and you order stingy I would order it for sure yeah if there was a Taiwanese place down the street I would for sure order it oh because geotago wouldn't even let you eat it around them huh because they'll be like yeah it's gonna ruin their day that's like how that's like how hotels in certain areas in Asia they have signs that say you can't bring durian in there oh yeah oh durian yeah that's another thing um that sucks when it's not fresh but when we had it in Malaysia I thought it was pretty good durian I know a lot of
7:44 people hate durian but I can handle it it's good but it's also just different flavors of permanent marker oh permanent marker pencil pens I know I liked it when I was a kid some part of the markers small ████ bomb though that's what Jared does it stop it smells yeah it's like gasoline very strong I mean it tastes like garlic mango yeah you can get dirty in shakes remember during shakes they have that like Malaysia and Singapore yeah the weirdest you're good the weirdest ████ I ever ate Was a Teddy gram with maggots on it but you see the weirdest thing I've rolling up my mom like she's a ████ nutrition freak yeah so she doesn't like it when I have snacks so you're trying to prove a point by eating with Matthew no so she would only make her ████ whack-ass food that's ████ like rock hard rice with like I
8:36 should make me these weird uh she used to bake her own bread oh yeah the fruit bread yeah the ████ stained glass window Brad so all their s███'s ████ whack it's all the damn ████ so hungry God damn what am I gonna eat so I was just digging through the cabinets and then I found some Teddy Grahams in the back and I was like oh what's this and I opened it but it was old and there's a little bit of maggots and I was like but I'm so hungry and I ate it so you dusted the maggots off I clicked one of them off and it landed on a sticky tofu but it was like the the texture was so weird that's not how Teddy grams taste like so I didn't eat it oh let's let's not do dumb like childish stuff let's do like actual cultural food Delicacies you just said you didn't say you added to it I don't know right now I didn't think we were gonna get the Teddy Graham maggots live live we ate live
9:26 octopus that was weird we ate the bull test fried bull testicles are they pretty are they pretty well we had it cold because it was like for a JK party they're huge I heard like when you deep fry obviously when it's deep fried but like they taste like an earthy clam you know huh it was it was just chewy it was weird they deep fry it [Music] oh you know what's weird but this is more weird because of presentation but in China they serve pigeon but they serve it in a bird cage remember that oh Jesus oh ████ in a bird cave they serve it in an actual like stereotypical looking bird cage and it looks like it's a pet bird but is it fried yeah it's a cooked pigeon inside the bird cage and
10:16 they give it to you like this and they open the little door and then they take it out and serve it to you wow presentation and it's not even like a fancy thing it's like a regular restaurant will do that that is a ████ up presentation I like how they're like you know we gotta we gotta be more classy like like can you think of some ideas and they're like how about a bird cake and then they're just waiting for the pigeon and they're like oh look [Laughter] I would assume all the Asians have definitely tried some weird ████ what's the weirdest ████ you have to eat I mean uh I would say chicken hearts let's play for nothing compared to what you guys eat huh chicken I'm talking about eating chickens feet and stuff chicken chicken hearts just taste tastes like nuts oh we have balloons a half-formed bird or duck
11:06 right yeah half form duck and you crack it up conceptually it's pretty wild yeah you got all this ████ like jamniotic fluid it's weirder when the feathers are already kind of developing so it's kind of it feels like hairy and then usually you get it kind of like lukewarm right so it's like gelatinous a little bit and then you bite into it and it's like half egg white half bones but but when you don't eat it like a ghetto Asian style like newspapers but they put it on those like actual nice little mini goblets and you give you like one little teaspoons and it's like you like your sophisticated yeah it does make it a little bit do you see the face though yeah because if you see the face it's still like I don't know how far it looks like a straight A fetus yeah yeah the funny you know what one thing I don't really like about this whole balloon thing is like whenever they have like crazy food segments on like TV shows or like on James Corden they're gonna use balloon like that's like like Fear
11:57 Factor ████ and then all the Filipino and Asians get mad at that but it's like we think it's ████ crazy too yeah and we still eat it but we do think it's crazy just because you can see its face did you see the expression before it died like it's pretty wild but we're not like it's like it's mid face between egg and animals same thing like a high knife chicken you'll still get the head there yeah it's the idea that it's still in the Shell like it didn't even get a chance to develop yeah exactly it's the idea that it never feels like you're eating a kid mid transitioning things you're eating a exactly just the yolk of an egg you know but it's like how do you even start digging in like what do you go for it you make a whole you sip the fluid and then you take the rest I go and some people put like pepper and salt on it and ████ you have yeah yeah you usually spoon it yeah that's what I mean you put Tabasco
12:47 on it and ████ and you slurp it up kind of yeah cocktail sauce on it yeah most of the stuff The Taste doesn't freak me out because it's very similar to something I've already had before exactly yeah but the look is what freaks me the look is your texture is Big too because it doesn't have furniture I think I might have told some of you guys just I had a whale steak in Norway before you said it was a very endangered well right yeah very endangered it was actually a willy a very endangered whale no but it's a I I couldn't process it because you know it's a it's a mammal so it's got like you know it's red meat so a whale snake is actually red meat so it comes out it looks like steak and the texture when you put in your mouth is exactly like a steak because exactly like to say just tastes like fish so it feels like your whole world just went
13:38 upside down I've had whale Sushi weird hey look the meat though looks a little purple like it it doesn't look red like steak yeah when it's cooked though it looks just like steak I had it wrong yeah have you guys had ever had a plate of caterpillars ah all right dude say that earlier that's Chinese say that two minutes that's Chinese that's more like Timon and Pumbaa I didn't eat it but uh when I was in junior high I went back to China with my pops and he goes oh we got to go back to like my hometown and then they there's like a big family reunion because like all the family from the US is back and this is they brought out the caterpillars huh yeah this is like some country bumpkin ████ it's not like like if you have family in the city it's like oh they came back oh they're gonna come back every year this is the relatives of the relatives so even if the the relatives in the city come visit the
14:29 country relatives they get excited so that's why they were that excited when my dad came because he was like oh ████ the American is coming back so they brought out a whole ████ without spread supposed to be a ████ Feast but they came out with a plate of caterpillars and I was like oh my God they probably been searching for months man preparing for your dad to come back stir fry silkworms yeah yeah but I was 13. yeah and I was like I need to go find a McDonald's man this is ████ crazy you know what's weird it's like I'll eat like sea snails right it's kind of the same ████ yeah like but then when it comes to caterpillars and slugs and something freaks me the ████ out and
15:19 I eat escargot like I'll eat a snail but for some reason man I don't know like the idea of a caterpillar that's just discrimination and there's something about things in the sea that feel kind of clean a little bit caterpillar just walking around in cat ████ and stuff I don't know man there's so much catching there but we eat things like shrimp which are like Bottom Feeders yeah that's true that's shrimp it's like cockroach of the sea yeah but we eat the ████ up you guys made shrimp Daddy yeah when I was like eight years old my mom broke her leg and so my dad had to start cooking and my dad made us lasagna Hamburger Helper and that was ████ whacked with a bomb though that was absolutely I used to love him maybe the way he did it it was disgusting he did it wrong ████ kind of relate did you did you ever have Turtle I think yeah the whole Turtle yeah yeah that seems like a red ear slider or like
16:09 a soft shell snapping turtle oh it was the kind of turtle is it well after it's cooked the Shell's a little bit soft I gotta say that but it's it they the way they serve it is the whole actual Turtle it's the whole thing and honestly it's kind of good yeah wow what does it taste like I don't want to say chicken because that's easy but it kind of tastes a little bit like chicken but like the type of flavoring it's it's not it's not it's not that it tastes like it's because the type of flavoring that they use the seasoning is like a really really Brown Saucy thing but I I went so I went to my dad's relatives house in China where they also ████ serve turtle and ████ when we go oh my dad's we're gonna stay here for a week I'm gonna open his bathroom and I go in the bathroom and I saw that the shower was a trash can filled with water oh like it's about to be I've done that before that's at my dad's old house yeah this is gonna be yeah you know what's crazier same thing but like our house no that's for
17:01 the shower but I could just tell the cuisine this week is gonna be some wow here's a washing going to places like that because saying my dad grew up in a ████ ghetto ass area too and you would go to the Outhouse which would just be a little hole in a ████ Outhouse that's built that's like has still over like the the brown ass muddy stream yeah and so you sit there and you see the cat eat the ████ and then you would still fish for the cat catfish and eat the fish yeah fish for the catfish yeah so like it's the ████ circle of life you know what I mean I was like man this place is ████ Rush when we were in China they the dude was like all right you guys want to get some food we're like yeah so they're passing the phone and people just pick what they want and we got the phone and it was all Turtles like the whole thing so it's like internal McDonald's it looked like when you look through nft Collections and it's just different like slightly
17:51 different types no everything's a turtle bro they're like yeah it's an old Turtle restaurant yeah come on bushy guys spicy frog legs is good but ████ is that like the KFC like that's so normal to them yeah there's like some kind of restaurant that is nothing but different kinds of turtles for like years of scrolling you're like what the ████ well you're like you got you just got like a french fry or something you know and they're all like slightly different colors and like different types of turtles when you had your turtle you ate it like knife and fork like you cut off yeah you like Fork out the meat from like the shell and you cut the Paw off and you ate it kind of and it tasted good it was kind of good you have the guilt of like but it looks yeah I think it's normal to feel some guilt when you're eating a turtle did
18:41 you eat the tail you suck the hole um well because I can only the only vegan related to it was a crab right because I'm trying to bite the head it kept on sucking it back in and play a ████ peekaboo nobody gave a crab like you open you suck everything right yeah the joint you sucked the ████ knee joints elbow joints you suck everything suck all the join me eat the turtle do you eat it like the way you suck on a crab like every little hole but the the shell becomes soft when they cook it so you don't have to like it's not like an exoskeleton yeah also they probably slow cook it then the whole thing is like really it looks it's screaming the whole time they probably braise that it looks like when people make like a turtle shaped cake and they slice the cake oh it's a cake is that you're like you're like subturtle out and it was good like you eat the organs and all
19:31 that I no that's already scraped out in a weird way yeah it's like filleted kind of yeah when I used to live with Bart's dad he would have a big pot of soup that I could always eat isn't that the shower huh I have my dad's house and then he had turtle in there I I I I pulled it out and then a turtle head came out and I just dumped that ████ back and I went to my room yeah have you ever been somewhere else and you saw warning signs that you're about to have a whack-ass meal I had a different experience because when I stayed in a place like that I had some of the Obama ████ ever where my osmong people yeah Hmong food yeah it was Hmong they had like I never had Monk
20:23 food they had these ████ it was like these rice Mochi cakes right that they would Grill on this open fire and then that would make it soft like like stringy and then they would get um they they had like honey with ████ bees like still dead inside of the jar oh that's a Jurassic Park and then they would dip we would dip it in the honey so it was like imagine Mochi crispy on the Outside Inside is like it's like purple rice with honey that ████ have you guys had Chef boy or do you spaghetti you're getting another ████ one no not SpaghettiOs the spaghetti that s███'s ████ whack too dude
// end of tape