0:00 It's like Joan Rivers like drinking water. Like, "Oh yeah." Yeah. Joan Rivers? All right, do you guys watch the show The Boys? I did. I used to. Yeah. Used to. Yeah. So A couple episodes. They're on their last season. So like season 1 um was I think 2019. And now they're on their last season. How much she has changed is insane. >> Everyone's talking about Yeah, she did a lot of plastic surgery. Her name's Starlet on the show. And um so that was her 7 years ago. And she is currently, I guess, on the show looking like this. And people are really losing it. Yeah. They don't like it? They don't dig it. They don't like it cuz they loved her as that. Like she was beautiful. Like great.
0:50 You know? What what are the things So like up there, just from like a untrained eye, I guess, she looks very youthful, very natural looking. Down here, she looks like kind of like sucked up in the eye. >> I think. >> And I don't mean to be the ████ you know, typical guy that's like grumbling about it. But I just thought that looked more distinct as a person. And that just blends in with a lot of other people that do the same procedures. That's all. I just think it's it's she's more lost in the crowd that way. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot I think that goes into this stuff cuz in that in this industry, right, you get told all kinds of advice from all kinds of people about like what's going to happen to your face and all this kind of stuff. And like she has girlfriends, I'm sure, who do go through the stuff. So you know, you have to I think she was she was attempting to do things preventatively, but then the sum of all its parts is like what everyone's going nuts about. Yeah. >> And also like what Ryan is saying, the
1:40 the reason why you do get lost is like any other industry, there are trends. Yeah, absolutely. >> if you get your procedure done in 2026, the doctor will tell you, "This is what everyone wants right now." And then no one goes, "Give me that 2022 look." Right? Everyone Every year there's a new trend. Maybe the trashy Y2K look. Yeah, so like you choose it and then everyone kind of looks the same if they all got that procedure that year. But then that is kind of out of style the next year. And you kind of have to keep redoing it if unless or you'll look like those some of those real estate agents who like oh you got plastic surgery done in 2017. I also think people are going to look different seven years later and people should give a little bit of grace about that. >> Do you guys remember when you know the the main girl in Dirty Dancing? How she had kind of like a nose? Yeah. Jennifer Grey. Jennifer Grey. And then she got a
2:30 nose job and it's gone. Yeah. I know she was such a cutie. Good thing or bad thing? Well, it's a I thought it was a bad thing because I thought that was such a distinct identity. You know like when someone has a tooth gap or something and then they get rid of it and you're just like damn I wish you saw what other people saw and that it was like a beauty thing. You know like we liked it. >> Crawford and her mole. That type of thing. She got rid of it? No, no, I'm just saying like she has a mole. So most people would be like like if she existed in this day photoshoppers would take it out. >> Yeah. But then they're like no, keep it. That's makes you >> Because I feel like some women are at the edge of flipping the beauty standard their direction if they had just like hung on. You know what I mean? Like dude like people already worshipped you. You know they worshipped you. They liked that thing, you know? Kind of like the way that like thick eyebrows comes and goes. It goes thin thick thin thick trend wise based on who's doing it, you know? Yeah, it's really a thick right now.
3:21 Yeah, especially for over at Ben Shapiro's office. Yeah, dude. It's wild over there. Yeah, this was her nose before or yeah. Yeah. >> What's wrong with her nose? She didn't like it. Oh. But that was a popular plastic surgery thing during the 90s. Nose jobs. Everyone's getting nose jobs. And in the 90s it was boob jobs. She does kind of look like Alf a little bit. Alf? Yeah. Alf is crazy. >> That's all it takes, huh? And then she's like ████ ████ ████ ISN'T THAT LIKE A stereotypical Jewish nose? Like a lot of Hollywood stars. Yeah. They were getting nose jobs cuz they they want they didn't want the Jewish nose. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like how they changed their Jewish names. >> Yeah. Can you pull up Alf just to see side by side?
4:12 Does a little bit. I love this. That's insane, dude. Can you pull up Alf? Can you pull up Alf so we can make this point? No, Alf. Dude, they don't know the legend. Just so we can make this point that she was very beautiful the way she was. They don't know the legend. >> Alf? Yeah, that's true. >> These guys don't know the legend. >> Do you think millennials are the last generation that know what Alf is? Probably. >> But I I I wonder if like Europeans would even know. >> Oh, man. Yeah. We need a side by side. We need a side by side. Dude, that's rough. I'm pushing this the HPM before we told him. You really want to fry his computer, don't you? Oh, ████ What the hell? I didn't even know you could do that. Guys, guys, if you're at home, look up
5:02 Alf on your phone. >> Yeah, look up Alf. Holy ████ His motherboard's going to explode, dude. Yeah, dude. What do you think? Do you like how um that girl looks, the actress? Not >> It doesn't bother me one bit. I don't get it. Like you ever like um It's like having a It's like being with a hot lady and then she like gets a little older and then she still looks hot. I just don't think it's a big deal. >> She became a different hot lady. Yeah, she's a different hot lady, but she's She's also older. She's like She's like 7 years old. >> saying that you would rather have no plastic surgery? I mean, I I am always against it. Like Nikki's talked about it over the years. I'm against it, too. Yeah, ████ always talk to each other about it. It It's funny cuz the only people who talk about it are the ████ I know very few guys >> It's for It's for them. Yeah. What like filler or like Botox or like I don't dig it. My sister does Botox cuz apparently
5:53 it helps with her migraines. Oh, ████ >> Yeah, but then she looks super hot cuz of it. >> So, you don't have the ten- the tenseness? Yeah. >> Yeah, it gets rid of the tension. I don't know too much about the lady world, but I think guys don't notice it. That's why we don't talk about it. Where they do Where some of them do get work done or they have like a whole process of how they're doing ████ and then we don't even know. I wouldn't even know this chick Erin Moriarty is her name? I wouldn't know that she got this. There's some other photos where it looks really weird. Like she's got some other ones and it's it's pretty unsettling. I think it's also unsettling for people who are fans of her. You know, because you love You fall in love with the character of top. And I think like as time goes by you're just like, "Where is she going? No." I think also the same thing that applies to chicks also >> that's a good one. Like You see what I
6:43 mean? Like the right one just looks like a beauty influencer. The left one looks like a star. >> looks generic on the right. Like you've seen like a thousand real estate agents. Exactly. Exactly. >> Like whatever they all look like that. And then yeah. Yeah. >> I get what you're saying. The right one looks like a alien. Like she's a Nordic alien. >> Does she look like Alf? Mhm, not not really. >> So, I do have to like specify. This is also coming from like normie town where like we look at beautiful celebrities who feel like they have nothing they need and then they still do this. That's why it hurts. Because like we're ████ normal people. We're like, you know, if you like wow, how blessed you are and you exalt them for like >> Yeah, it's like you're a you're a 10. Yeah, same as Why you doing this ████ to yourself? Yeah. Like why would you go from 10 to 8? Yeah. Yeah. Or why would you go from you to being on a scale at all? You know, like that's just like her, you know what I mean? Like she was like her own thing, her own like unique
7:34 person in Hollywood. She wasn't succumbing to the Hollywood look and then But I do think like in the industry though like it's so competitive, right? And um they probably go through so much like a a a a head ████ of like, I got to stay hot. I got to stay relevant. I got to stay like Yes, people are in their ears, man. Dude, think about there's people who talk ████ about us, but like times it 100,000. You know what I mean? Like you're probably hearing all kinds of opinions about you all day. >> And it's probably from your agent and your own people. Exactly. And she's probably told she looks like a dump truck. You know? And she doesn't know like cuz she keeps getting told that. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? And it's not like the opinion of the the fans is worth the same as one friend. You know what I mean? Like if one peer or one person she looked up to was like, "Ooh, those are going to fade quick. You
8:24 better do something about it." Like that one person can offset millions of fans' opinions. Yeah. I think the same thing that um for chicks that holds true for dudes on both ends is uh a lot of times I think hotness is not so much what the physical part is, but how you own it. Like there's there's there's like super hot chicks with small titties, super hot chicks with big titties. Like you know, like there's it's how you own it and how you carry yourself more so than the actual physical objective. >> It's like short guys, man. It's like the short guys who get the lengthening surgery and then they end up in wheelchairs and ████ And then their brain are like, "You think you got hotter that way?" And they still can't get girls. Yeah, well and then they have to like get up like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and like and it's like, "Cool, man. You're really tall now, but like you can't really move a lot." Still not hot cuz you just don't you don't own it. Yeah. Yeah, that's
9:16 yeah, that's true. I've seen dude, we've seen all kind of in our lives we've seen guys pull from every direction possible. Man, there's a Down syndrome dude with two girls kissing and then all the comments are like, "And I can't even get a girlfriend." >> It's the best. >> Yeah. Who is that? It's been going around. It's a popular video. Is is that just Shane Gillis? He's yeah, he's got two girls he's holding and then he's making out with both of them. That's sick. But yeah, it's just you know, like Bart said, it's like how you how you carry yourself and ████ like that goes a long way. >> She does look like a star on the left. Like I feel like if I was a casting director and there's a room full of chicks, I'm like, "Oh wow, she stands out." That one just seems like the rest of them. Yeah, and I think most guys they do talk about like cuz this is a hot hot topic going around and most guys' opinions are on the like oh, I'm sad for this sense and uh sense of
10:06 mentality, right? They're just like, "Oh, what a shame." kind of deal, right? But then you know what the funny thing is like a lot of women always complain about these these uh spaces where like, "Why are men the ones to decide and be the arbiters of how women should look?" But it's like ████ women do this ████ >> Yeah. Women are Women are the meanest to each other. >> Dude, women will be like you will you'll be watching a show and then chicks are like, "Oh, her eyes are ████ baggy." And you're just like out of nowhere. Like, where'd that come If anything, men are usually the ones that are like, "That's good the way it is." Like, "Don't do nothing." >> Or yeah, and I'm like, I wasn't even looking at her eyes, brother. Like, I was just like staring at her tits a little bit, sneaking some peekies. Well, when I hear women judge each other, I'm like, "Damn, y'all got crazy standards." Like, I think our standards is like here compared to them. Like, their standards is like, "It has to be perfect show every time." Dude, our My standards is like, "Don't take a ████ in front of me." Like, that's about it, you know
10:56 what I mean? I don't want you getting lip fillers or boob jobs or nothing. I like you the way you are. It's crazy in the fitness industry, a lot of chicks get facial work done. >> Mhm. And most of it is Botox and stuff just to not have wrinkles, but it's crazy cuz in the workout videos, they're like exerting like crazy, but their face looks like this. Yeah, it's nuts. Like and then especially when you shoot with them, they're like it just looks crazy. >> It's like Joan Rivers like drinking water like Oh, yeah. Joan Rivers? That's as old of a reference as Alf. Your ████ lips are just, you know, Yeah, there's no expression, no facial express no wrinkles, no nothing. It's crazy. Yeah, man. Duck lips. Hey, that was huge for a while though. Now look how nice those lips are. And then those ones just look like every single other one I've ever seen. So, what did she do here? She did she cheek something for sure.
11:47 >> She she shaved up her cheeks. >> Yeah. Maybe maybe there's some Zempie going on. >> Opened up the eyeballs, the nose definitely. Lip filler, that wrinkle that gives a little bit character. She's probably like, "Oh, I'm aging. Get rid of that." >> know if she got her boobs done but they look ████ huge now. >> They look massive, yeah. Her eyebrows are thick. I mean my eyebrows are There's trends for that. Boob job is the one that I have the least problem with. But if you're going to do it, you got to go big. You're saying The sad part is is that like do they I mean I wonder if most celebrities do realize that like, you know, people are desperately trying to get these procedures to look like you there. And then now you've kind of met them in the middle by doing this. You know what I mean? Like they're trying to be this, you know? There's ████ Chinese girls in Asia trying to look like that. Yeah, sure. And her eyes are a little
12:37 bit sucked in. I don't know if that's just age or maybe she got some sort of like I don't know tightening or face lift or whatever. >> The eyes is the biggest difference to me that I notice. They just look like two different people. I just I just hope she's happy. That looks like pulled back or something. I'm sure she is cuz cuz the internet sure seems very happy about it. >> hope she's happy with this and then her agents like getting her more work. Whatever Whatever reason was that she did that, I hope the work is coming for Is are are most people just like Man, why she have to do that? Yeah, it's mostly that. Yeah. But is it mostly from guys? >> It's mostly Well, it's mostly guy What I saw was guys talking about >> Cuz guys are fans of The Boys. They're fans of the show. Oh. I don't think girls really watch that show. Like to the scale I think girls are fans of the ████ JPEG. They want to ████ tear that apart. But all most of the sentiment I've seen on like even on Reddit or IG, they're
13:27 just sad about it. That's it. They're just like, "Damn, dude. Like it was so good." But that's also because like people have to remember that's from the ████ perspective of guys like like us. We're just normal people and we're like, "Man, you took God's blessings and you did that?" It's like when you see a an older house and it has like a really nice Yeah. MCM like original >> Exactly. And then they they turn it into something that looks like a track home. And it's like, "Why did you do this?" Like it had character before and it looked so unique. I think the reason why guys don't like plastic surgery is because every time you can tell you don't like it. So, they girls get work done, but we can't tell. Like Megan Fox clearly has work done, but I can't tell. She's just hot. Whereas like this is like, "Oh, you clearly got something done." And the sadness is that like like there's nothing wrong plastic surgery if you if it really does end up with a net
14:18 positive result. The problem here is that like when you see a girl who looks like that getting it, then you feel like something happened up here. And it's not like an understanding of like my nose is weird. My face is ████ It's more like, "Oh, someone made you feel like you were in a tent." >> Yeah. They gave you body dysmorphia. Someone might have put that maybe there's like something in the in her head that like understood it differently. So, then it feels like, "Oh, that's a shame that you were one of the very few that probably could have done without it and been like solid." >> But at the same time it's kind of like wood wood. Yeah, she's a different hot chick now. Yeah. But but she is like we were saying like she's more, you know, that's the ████ uh 21st century real estate lady. But this one is as wooder. Wooder and then wood. Wooder? Wood and wooder. Wood and wooder. That's wood. This one's probably
15:09 can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this one like Out of your league. >> This one she's got a a whistle. Or like Get sick. She's like, "Get that guy away from me." >> Yeah, because the left looks like, "Oh, she's probably got a man." The right looks like she's probably divorced. Yeah. I ain't got problems. >> Yeah, she's probably This chick probably never had to suck a dick well in her life. This chick probably can bring it. >> Good at it, yeah. Yeah. Bring it. The hotter they are, the worse they are at sucking dick.
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