0:00 I'm your wedding proposal planner so I'm I'm asking you questions cuz help helps me brainstorm uhhuh does she like to get [Music] roofied and welcome back to careful boys where we are afraid of everything all the time and today we're kind of we got a kind of got a scary topic oh ████ because the careful boys are going to decide how we would make Ryan propose to smack w oh wait you get to decide if we're in charge of planning your proposal how we would do it oh how would the careful boys do it versus Ryan okay that's interesting all right you know what I'm saying I like how Ryan for a second was like hey you guys don't get to dep pick for me okay called Defensive almost flip this ████ yo guys that's cool brainstorm
0:52 this I think uh skates are involved somehow hey that's cool skates are involved why did you say like that cuz it's obviously a bad idea hey D don't say it with such a high pitched voice to get me excited and then and then tear me down I actually do like that that's cool what what so skates and what there's no idea he just said skates or involved skates dude yeah yeah I I didn't want you to think I the actual idea fleshed out does smack like the ████ scared out of her no she she doesn't like that scratch that out the drawing board she doesn't normally like that no she like how does she feel about flash mobs huh she like viral she actually does them a lot though does she really so it's too close to home so we shouldn't do a flash mob okay is she a traditional type person like she likes the the Disney Princess type of no she
1:42 doesn't like does she like surprises everybody likes surprises yeah it depends what it is I got a traditional one for you okay all right we need to she probably misses Australia so you're going to say honey let's go to Florida all right we're going to go Florida closest thing to a Australia that we got here really and then you're going to go to a crocodile farm where we will be waiting closest thing to Australia right yeah us like we're going to yeah we're going to be there we're all going to be in crocodile crocodile farm we're going to be in crocodile outfits right and then just so Ryan's safe we're not going to use real crocodiles for this but then like as Ryan's like with um smack at this crocodile petting zoo yeah he walks out and he's like oh look and then we're going to ████ attack him and he's
2:33 going to be like oh ████ I got you right so he's going to ████ us all up makes me the hero yeah and it makes him the hero and then she's like oh my God ████ you saved me like cuz that's like a real Australian man it's like you got to ████ up the crocodiles and she's like wow these crocodiles look like they're like guys in suit he punches one I don't know I don't know why is that crocodile so buff after all right after he takes us all out the C has a woo necklace on she like it's really weird My Hero right she going to be like my hero like how can I ever pay you back for saving my life and you go you can marry me ████ yeah oh I like the ████ part and then you get on your knee and then we ████ get up and bro we got instruments and we start Play and ████ but it's like New Orleans
3:25 Jazz oh sick that's even better oh dude Ryan like I like the new or yeah that's cool yeah yeah see and then when remember when you said that she doesn't like to be a dam of distress so this goes against that yeah you're right you're right it totally flips makes her be that or what if we make her save you instead you know that'd be well cuz she's the Australian that could ████ us up she kicks our ████ ass but then she she's just fighting for her life essentially cuz she doesn't know what the ████ going on but we put like put like boomerangs in her hand so that's the only thing she can fight with all she knows that is that these are the weirdest Crocs she's ever seen and they all have matching Japanese tattoos on their leg and they're all laughing under their breath but we're wearing Crocs so it's kind of like cool all she knows is that Japan should have never released that water from those treatment PL that joke's not going to hit because we don't upload videos yeah it's going to hit in four five months we get them in order it's
4:16 going to be so fun okay I'll consider this one but I feel like beating up a crocodile is like a part of a Australian manhood and you got to do it to show her that you can protect her yeah I think have you ever done anything to establish that you can protect her yep I don't think we've ever had to do anything like that but how would she know that if a homeless man tries to bite her you can protect her that's true I mean if I get the Croc out of the way that kind of that's kind of over the homeless thing so yeah what's a what's a Sentimental moment between you guys uh when he told her that he was just hanging out with other people and she was like so why are you telling me maybe you should create that again do you guys got like a favorite food or even song or anything you guys Shar yeah we got lot we got all that stuff what's
5:06 your favorite food what's your guys song do you have a song yeah this a song is a special oh there's a song yeah it's by Gregory Porter it's called Lion's song lion lion yeah lion song what kind of what kind of what kind of genre is it it's sort of like um it's kind of like a blues or like a jazz yeah oh cool it's really good did you have any Initial Ideas like kind of roughly in your head of how you were going to plan it out I did and then I just kept scaling it back because everything I could think of was just too much for me what was one of ideas that you thought of that you're like I'mma scratch this uh I don't want to say cuz I might do it still no no we got to help him this video is coming out in like six years we got to help we got to help him think okay have the marage I'm trying I'm trying to marriage will be over by then I'm your wedding proposal planner so I'm I'm asking you questions help helps me brainstorm uh-huh doeses she like to get
5:57 roofied Good Start that's like number one questionnaire question she's never done any like drugs so I don't know okay well scratch that off straight Ed no don't scratch it just do it okay no re roofy her but like put MDMA in like her drink so that when he proposed she's like feeling it and feeling it what I was thinking do you think she would enjoy uh going to sleep and then she wakes up and she's buried in sand oh how like how buried just like head like Scorpion King like your friends Barry do is that low maintenance enough for you it's low yeah so far it is she likes would you think she'll enjoy that like what how did I get here like you think she like I think she'd freak out yeah well what if she looks she freaks out she looks over it and you're buried in sand next to ooh I think she would
6:50 freak out more but what about Gregory Porter's playing L that would feel like she died what kind of food I think this is going downhill bar I got she likes her one of her favorite foods is uh so it's like uh in Australia they have like hand roll sushi off of carts all the time and you know like they would that's appropriation oh yeah super but it's it's got stuff like teriyaki chicken like it's like ████ I like that but that's one of her favorite she likes teriyaki chicken Sushi yeah she go to Hawaii LoveIt yeah it's it's like it's like Surfer food it's like you just grab it it's good oh cool I got I got another the original one all right um he's like so she likes Hawaii let's take her to Florida no no it's even better it's even better okay we'll be in Tampa okay Mexico everyone's going to Tulum
7:42 these days right take her to so take her to Tulum will be Mexican and then oh that's good we do Mexican face the cartel Mexican cartel I'm selling yeah we're the cartel and then don't you think we're going to get killed yeah we're going to kidnap her and then lot of kidnapping you have to rescue her there's a lot of rescuing involved I like that my thing was should not make it about me and I'm always rescuing her no it's got to go the other we got to kidnap him and leave her notes kidnapp leave her clues that she has to go on a ████ adventure to go save but what I'm scared is that he knows that we're behind it so he's not going to hurt us but she's going to kill us she kill us and not I actually think the second she gets a clue from us she's going to realized it's a game are you
8:32 sure I'm pretty sure we're not that good we cut his hair if we cut his hair and then leave it and she's going to be like that's cool one she's not going to know she's a hard she how about this she's a hard person to trick with high production cuz she's always on set she sees right through all oh I have an idea here we go this might be the most ████ thing I've ever said in my all right we a lot of those brand with me then say that every day you two are going to go back to Australia yeah go back where you came from okay and because you know her so because you know her so well yeah you deported all of the major traumas she's had in her life you're going to plan out like a little Easter egg hunt but in each in each in each one of those you're going to you guys are going to reenact the scene how it should have been so it
9:23 feels good oh no oh good so let's do the next one let's do the next one no that's good like let's say if someone's stole her bike you get her the bike she always wanted or whatever and then there's their bike her her kid bike like all the all her childhood traumas you heal all of them you heal all of them that's really good so like so so like but then that also shows that also shows you've been listening to all the conversations that you've ever had like you've never let a drop of sentiment fall to the ground hey Ryan how come you're not writing this down I don't think he likes you got her the bite I was I think he loves it that is a good idea cuz now you have whole life presented to her in like the healed way and you canot have a you know you know how sometimes like you go to a flea market and like you get some sweater and has a bunch of problems what you're you're getting
10:13 you're basically fixing all that so that once you're marrying her you're not getting all you're not getting all these problems coming plan about the stolen bike you already got you one hey we healed all this during your ████ wedding video why the ████ are you still crying about this ████ get over it when you buy a car do you want it arrived like fixed right you don't want it you don't want to fix it after you buy it fix I want to have a bunch of problems what do you think about that idea I think it's good it's just like I'm stuck on how to reenact the so if her bike was stolen right what you do is you buy her the bike she's riding it you push her off and you ████ Jack the bike and then you turn around you go but at least it's from someone you love yeah and then you kiss her oh no that's saved it you think the worst trauma she had is her bike getting stolen that's
11:04 exactly where my mind went I was like uh I don't think it's a good idea but Bart said Bart said that Bart said he said the bike ████ Bart was throwing that ████ is your problem dude I was okay maybe like her her first softball game you you're no one was there so she plays softball and you get to sit in the bleach is like go smack go smack smack and just like one one person came that is really cute he check this out check this out I got one okay you know how smack does the hydraulic press vide uhhuh all right so you go hey babe like I got let's let's do this video let's get smashed together yeah yeah let's I have an idea for the hydrulic Press right and it'll be a ring dude yeah and it's get smashed you smash it and then she cries yeah no you don't smash it you just set it up like you were going to okay and then as she's like all right she's trying to think about like hey how
11:55 how what is this going to look like when we smash it so I could recreate in a dance then you get get down on one knee dude then you're like this you're like hey all along you thought I was going to smash it oh but this is for you and then she's like well now I don't have a ████ video for next week I don't have a ████ video for next week what the ████ am I going to do she's that kind of Creator what am I going to do now I don't have know have an upload dude it's funny if I just put the ring in the in the press and as it's going down cuz the Press is in our place and if I'm just like yes or no yes or ████ no say it say it that's good but you're still dressed ring yes or ████ no the gun you got to be dressed up the sticks are high you give her all tomato yeah that's really good wearing a ring costume I'm going to pull my ████ braids out here cuz I love you so much oh my god dude that
12:46 would freak her the ████ and her parents are there too they're just like crying they're just like oh my God everything stress so sweet like oh ████ it would be so out of left Fields you would just probably start laughing then the light start flickering you blow your ████ head off right the light start flickering yeah you replace yourself with a dummy and then you go down your head's ████ clean off looks like a watermelon exploded inside your the room and then she like Mourns the loss of you and all the things she could have and then and then after 72 hours you show up with a ████ ring where she least expect it and you're already on your knee yeah and then you blow your head off again but for real this time and then two weeks later you're in
13:37 the C right she know she'll never ever ever blow a second chance she'll say yes so fast dude oh you got to teach her a lesson the first thing is just to ensure she says yes the second time that's so much work game damn cuz marriage is about work you think she's a traditional person where she she would like if you're on one knee to be honest like the the the reason why it's hard for me to figure it out is because she likes it the less stuff there is oh I got it the less stuff the less easy write this down with pen all right you ready okay go he's like get down on a knee hold on you don't need to write this it's very easy it's a Thursday make sure explain it please okay you have a ring in your back pocket M have your shoe
14:28 untie right shut the ████ up yeah and then she goes honey your shoes untie his shoe doesn't have laces no but get a shoes that have laces she goes your shoes untied and you're like a and then you go down and then you pull out the ring and then you're on one knee and then she's like oh my God and you're like yep you know what time it is but it's an empty box and then she turns around and there's a hydraulic press right there with a ring in it I'm want to ████ do it make your coal make the ████ go that's two grand that's two grand that's too big lights lights flash bed go clean off the room a watermelon ████ flies and she's like I should have known when I saw your new shoes you normally don't have laces you never use laces never uses laces
15:19 something simple when you say when you say less what do you mean by less like less actions less everything less everything she's not a she's like a minimalist in terms of how about how about like you just bring a ring home be like hey you like that she like hey you like that you throw it on her belly while she's watching TV like hey yeah you like that what do you think that's I mean that's as chill as it gets yeah that you like that pretty chill maybe do the the ring wine glass thing where she looks at the bottom of it and then she sees the ring and she looks up and you got a gun make the call yeah yeah yeah or or you do russan roulette and you're just firing it off until the one I know there's bullets in here somewhere you unload the clip you don't
16:10 think I'll ████ do it do it I know there's a bullet in here somewhere I loaded one of these clips click click click that's more simple and more she's also never seen me act like that even ironically like it would be so confus spre suicide as a joke yeah yeah start playing around now so when it when it happen oh yeah I'll start planting seeds I'll just be like you want to eat McDonald's or it's a bit this is weird thing that Ryan's doing he's threatening Su just little by little like tiny little things you're going to Australia with her right yeah so you go to those carts M you know kak roll you want ter terak roll C right yeah yeah yeah yeah plan ahead mhm M with the Teriyaki roll man okay to put a
17:02 ring through the roll uhhuh and make the roll with the ring like it's a finger oh and then when you go can I get one Teriyaki roll and she goes uh actually I want a today I want something else you go no you're going to get the ████ Teriyaki roll ████ what the ████ you always get the terak roll what's wrong with you you're like can I talk to you for a second and you pulled her aside you're like get the ████ ter put my hand around the back of her neck like hey what the ████ was that you call out you're going to embarrass me in a four ████ country so she gets that she gets a Teryaki roll right and then she opens it and she just Easter ring and ████ does she like big things no oh okay I mean I mean good setup good setup big things dude bar just got just completely noed
17:52 he got I'm asking questions I can out this guy dude cuz I was like what cuz what if you like what if you got a ring that was like this big ooh that's a big what do you as a costume so you wear cuz the r and the hydraulic press I think I don't even want to marry I just want to kill myself I don't know though honestly out of all the ideas that was said that was the best one the hydraulic it's just the idea of proposing while doing that ████ it's we just like that it's high steak yeah yeah yeah and I think she'll love that yeah it's like a ticking time on and sometimes Deion making isn't as fast so it expedites it oh I know that's true I would say that's not a bad point honestly you feed the ring to your bunny right and the bunny's going to get stomach ache so then you go rush to the hospital ████ x-ray the bunny and
18:42 then and then she's going to see a ring and you going be like would you marry me oh and then the bunny s████ the ring out and then then you give it to her that Bunny's definitely not going to ████ the ring out that's high risk right there dude that budd's not going to survive hey if steo could stick a ████ race car up his butthole the bunny could who who steo he stuck a race car up his enti like Ste what did you do nasty boy no no no steo stuck an entire race car up his butthole and you went to the doctor he goes my stomach hurts and then x-ray it there was like a race car yeah I hope you wrote all of that down I think I yeah I think I mentally K's deleting this video you have this video at least yeah at least I have this it's run by smack I think maybe like a nice combination of all of these she might appreciate no don't do it certain elements from different things definitely this be in there she likes Simplicity right she likes what
19:32 Simplicity yeah that's that's the main part that I'm having I just throw it at her there just do like a little sampler box of what we just gave you just like pick pick and combination of everything Gators kangaroos so keep the Gators keep the gun to my head keep the giant ring as a diversion oo I have the best one okay here it goes last one oh video's over Dude you unzip your pets okay you you pull out your penis you pull back the four skin and the ring is on the dick that's dumb he doesn't have four skin I don't have four skin God Dam you got to put it back on then put it back on put it back on a couple months before otherwise she'll immediately know you to build it up your dick is a ring case she's like he's got four skin put on his he's like hey babe I decid to get my for skin
20:23 she's literally going to say whose dick is this I'll be your dick double she I don't want to touch the ring now no he just has me in a suit and then he's like check this out check this out baby I'm just standing there like that she's like why is your dick so sad your dick looks like he's been through a lot with a Little Help From My friend Joe he comes in in a bow tie no it's just for his dick and and then he can go Okay cool so there's a there's a black blanket over him with a hole cut out yeah oh dude yeah see it's hard it's hard every time I think about it I end up going the same route as you guys these are all brilliant ideas you want it to be simple I'm I'm always for the roofing what was your playing with the rofy I don't know I'm just trying to to have her be ruied and then wake up in the sand oh yeah that's right that's right she looks around she sees me
21:14 buried next to her and then somehow I say will you marry me and there's Gary Porter and you have the the the Ring of your teeth like this yeah and I have it as a like the piercing through the gums in the middle the fact that we can sell ads against the show blows my ████ speaking of blowing on your ████ mind I'm going to do [Music] it
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