0:00 thank you [Music] in down under news no that's a noise that's a knife it's a crocodile boy my government's very impressive mate I'm trying that's a terrible accident yo what the ████ hey what the ████ man this is my indigenous people dude indigenous all right so a um Amer formation dude a mayor of uh Australia married a crocodile the mayor of Australia a mayor a mayor a mayor not the mayor who is a
0:53 prestigious person here on Australia right crashes her car drunk driving oh tight just after meeting families of drunk driving victims oh man that's a bad luck because after she met them it was such an emotional time she had to get drunk to shake it all off and then she went home and ████ crashed dude how bad she didn't even go home yet no she's with the victims she's like hey this is ████ crazy I'm so sorry she's like shots she's like this is kind of a bummer you guys want to drink no your stories about your family is like really ████ depressing so can we do some shots dude how funny would it be if they like if you like hit the families leaving the place just on the way out and they're like oh
1:43 man someone's got to do something about these drunk drivers ████ so residents are Furious over an Australian mayor's drunk driving crash just one hour after she met with the families of drunk driving victims she was already blitzed she was drunk with them dude you get drunk in an hour yeah maybe she did like five shots before she left so she drank before hey dude I'm not sitting here ████ going for ████ 20 minutes hey okay it just ████ feels good I understand she was drunk before she was drinking with them during their whole conference Redland city mayor Karen Williams admitted to drinking quote several glasses of wine I know right you can always say wine because it's classy it's a classic before crash
2:35 into a tree on Thursday night oh oh ████ and Australia has one of the world's highest rates of car accidents caused by drunk driving really really following the United States well we have a bigger population let's go you're gone yo actually following the U.S Canada and South Africa wait Canada too yes those polite ████ there's nothing to do but drink okay so who's number one can we can we see who's number one I think it's us it's got to be us all I know is okay yeah alcohol consumption is the key factor in 30 of Road accident deaths in Australia 30 whereas in the United States the percentage is slightly higher 31 percent Ah that's nothing you got them those are rookie numbers last year as part of a one trillion dollar infrastructure package Congress mandated
3:27 that automakers Implement technology to prevent DUI deaths and in March Tennessee became the first state to pass a law holding drunk drivers accountable for child support after a parent is killed that'll teach him I mean that's pretty good right it's fine dude do you think it's gonna stop somebody from drinking no it's not gonna stop him but it might it'll help at least this ████ kid who's not orphaned yeah you know what's gonna help the kid conflict oh Steve hard work hardcore yeah where's your compassion hey dude Batman became Batman you know why because of drunk driving because a bat broke his window really though taught him a lot of things that's the true origin story a lot of ████ I always wondered where the ████ whole bat thing came from yeah Pat broke his windows scared the ████ out of him didn't he have like a giant bat cave
4:19 under his mansion He was like wandered down oh no he like Falls anyways dude Batman was trying to pour orange juice in his ████ living room right and the bat comes through the window and he's like God damn what the ████ yeah oh yeah all over his ████ chiffon carpet he's like God damn this ████ seven thousand dollars oh my God ████ Alfred had to go scrub it out and ████ it's a yellow around that back I love Bruce Wayne doing this at home ████ oh my God he's like I'll ████ and then he turns it into bat ears yeah squeezes his head into a cowl he knows it did Bruce Wayne's like I spent 50 000 went to zero it's also true serious era of judgment and was deeply
5:09 regretful after her drunk driving crash yeah no ████ she stepped down from the Brisbane Olympics 2032 board on Sunday good however she's resisting calls for her resignation she's resisting she says I made a mistake I will learn from that mistake I think politicians should get double the punishment yeah it's supposed to be a model citizen you're supposed to be a piece of ████ every reduced sentence deserve it reduces who are my politicians I got Nancy Pelosi yeah ████ pocketing cash literally pocketing cash for a lifetime of public service thank you thank you Nancy incredible reduced Chuck Schumer we got Mitch McConnell all these ████ Legends profiting for themselves off the public time classic what about Joe Biden would
5:59 he do that would he do such things you're present ████ no he wouldn't yeah you know what he wouldn't do take a bribe ever ever literally ever he probably doesn't even know what a bribe is this guy he probably thinks it's charity and you know what you would never have a son help him with any of that ever ever ever especially not in Ukraine no or China before the election I remember seeing a very particular set of photographs of his son oh yeah what was he doing all kinds of hookers do a crack and I was like put this cigarette out of his lips and you know what I said to myself I don't trust My Lying Eyes if if the New York Times don't confirm this story it's all ████ anyway they don't have conspiracy because they don't have an agenda the only people who have
6:50 this agenda is the Republicans in Fox News and Fox News Fox News only them that's it nobody else has an agenda so that's and you heard it here first thank you I live by that shortly before the accident Williams had declared quote we need to clean up the drunk driving she called for a tougher youth sentencing campaigning with the families of a couple who was killed along with her unborn child by an intoxicated teenager a teenager in January 2021 on Thursday afternoon she hosted a video meeting with the families of drunk driving victims one of the participants was Judy Lindsay whose daughter Haley was killed by a drunk driver over 10 years ago so she for sure I think I empathize she she's having this conversation with parents who other kids she needs a drink she needs a couple glasses yeah that's why she drunk drove I think she deserved the drinks I don't know if she shot at least minimum one minimum dude
7:44 she was there for an hour though right it was like that dude who got in trouble in the UK prime minister or whatever for like watching porn in a meeting at the end of the day it's like dude number one you got free internet yeah like some of these meetings are boring you know what I mean yeah underside of your desk sometimes you're great what did you just look at right now the underside with this oh man better give it hell sometimes you gotta show his boss do you think there's gum at the bottom of those ████ government desks that they're all like when they have those um meetings and ████ and you got like ████ all the different countries and everyone's on their ████ thing right and then you think there's gum underneath you know I know that you know what I know it's not underneath there the galane Maxwell list tell you that you know why because I don't need to know I don't want to know never never about that it doesn't matter
8:35 we don't need a question on government I don't want to ████ know it's gonna cause too many Loops is that okay to say R Kelly is having a heavier sentence than by 10 Years bro or Kelly dude she was hilarious because music was too impactful that's why Glenn she had no music Bart texted me that and I honestly thought it was a bit and I laughed and then I actually Googled it and I was like God damn that's actually real that's ████ up it's ████ crazy but then I was I also thought and I was like I don't want to ████ know yeah I love celebrities I love Hollywood I love my politicians I don't want to ████ with anything you love your president that's like finding out your dad's like a ████ piece of ████ you don't want you don't want to know keep it to yourself yeah but you find out they might be on the list only my dad is that kind of money
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