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Geo Sees the New Vegas Office for the First Time

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0:00 [Music] Welcome back. Gio's here in the Vegas office. >> Hey. No. >> Wow. >> Is that the song of your people? >> Um, what is it? Lakar. No. >> Oh, Lakar. >> No. No. It's not. It's not. It's >> Then how do you know the name of it? >> I think it's called Rasp. >> Oh, it's Labomba. >> No. >> No. It's not Lakar. I think it's like raspar. And then like the kids are like you lock arms. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Like that one. >> I did that in school. >> Did you? >> Yeah. >> Do you guys throw rice or do you guys throw rice? Who throws rice? >> For what? >> You guys throw rice. >> Asians don't throw rice. >> Oh, wait. Jews throw the rice. >> We saved every morsel of rice. Asians will be like, "How dare you?"

0:50 >> Ry, right? Right. >> Yeah. >> I think it's Italians throw rice. >> The I think Jewish people Jews break the glasses. They >> say muzzle muzzle. That's it. sa. >> Yeah. I I love that. I'm here for that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> What do you think of the Jews anyway? >> The only hot takes coming in hot. >> They're getting a lot of attention these days. >> Obviously, this is a new office. This is your first time seeing it. >> I think everyone wants to hear what you think. >> Yeah. No, I've been I've been dying to let you guys know. Um >> Oh, really? You better watch it, lady. >> You hate us. How about you? We just get down to >> hate you guys. I don't hate I don't >> This is like we're on a date and like we're super into her but she's doesn't like >> Yeah. Yeah. He's ready to go, dude. Like Oh, yeah. I'm doing this as a favor to my friend. >> So, you've been dying to let us know. Huh? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I can't wait. I

1:40 can't wait. I mean, honestly, anything anything that Ryan touches is going to be dope. >> It is sick. >> As soon as you It's dope. Touch me. Please. Please touch my baby. I don't want to I don't want to. No. >> So, I knew it was going to be cool. And this is cool. Like, look at this ████ couch. This thing's >> Ryan didn't do any of this. It was Smack. He told us. >> He He was just watching Smack and then buying water and she was building all this ████ >> He told Smack what to do the whole time. He said she's up on the ladder and she's grabbing her butt like that. >> Yeah, that's all I did. I just shook her ass cheeks. >> Yeah, I believe it. I believe it. No, this is sick that I mean I I think it's really really cool. I think you guys like captured all like the cool ████ about the Careful Boys cuz it's for sure not JK anymore. Or at least my era JK. >> It's all gone. It it it feels like Ryan kind of had a personal vendetta against all >> I hate you guys all

2:30 >> the old people and was like, "Let's ████ wipe them out and pretend they never existed." >> Oh, right behind you, though. That's not That's >> Yeah, that's the only Yeah, these two. That's it. That's all I remember. >> Yeah, he brought that back. >> I got this thing made cuz we wanted a sign and it was so ████ expensive. I forgot how much it was, but we were like, it could have been like a grand or two grand or something. >> Oh, wow. >> Wow. >> There was no signs for Tony back then. Hey, but it lasted. >> Well, the thing is ████ up cuz we didn't know it was going to be this small and then it had no dimmer so we couldn't use it. >> Yeah. Yeah. It was too too bright. >> Yeah. On the video. So, we just spent a bunch of money we already didn't have or some ████ I can't remember. >> No, we had a lot of money back then. >> Yeah, we did. That's true. >> I just like that. That could have been just a picture cuz it was never going to turn on. >> We didn't know that. We thought it was going to be sick. >> It could have been a decal. >> Yeah. >> We thought it was going to be so sick, but then you turn it on ████ on camera like

3:20 >> Yeah. Yeah. I was so ashamed. I felt like I ████ I ████ it all up. >> These days, you can probably get that done for 100, huh? >> Oh, less. >> The guy that's on Tony. I love that guy. >> Love him. >> ████ I would buy everything off that dude. >> Yeah. >> I love when like it's some somebody's like wearing a dress or something and he's like, >> "Anyways, you can buy our side." >> That's gay. But did you know these are handmade in China? >> What's up, California? My name is Alex. >> What's up, Maiden? >> I'm Oliver. I'm Brian. >> And I'm Dylan. And together we are >> gay as ████ You guys are gay as ████ >> Yeah, he's the best. I should have hit up that guy. Where >> was his name? Elsie Tony. >> I have no idea. >> Dude, shout out. Come on the show, bro. We >> Dude, that'd be so sick. >> Is he here? >> I've asked him. >> Has he responded? He's like He's like, "I don't ████ with you guys." >> He goes on some stuff, but like really big stuff. >> Go to him. >> Yeah. He probably thinks we're gay.

4:11 >> No, he he probably read that and he's like, "Anyway, buy one of my signs." >> He uses our DM as part of a video. >> Dude, that would be so messed up, bro. We'd really love to have you on anyway. >> Yeah. A >> So, no, but nostalgia wise, uh anything anything in here at all bring back any memories? >> Like any uh tear >> in here? No, cuz this is not my era. You know what I mean? Like this is not this is not my time. I think it's dope that you guys made it more careful, boys. For sure. >> So, you think the new black eyed piece with Fergie isn't the old black? >> Yeah, 100%. >> Wow. >> She's a joints and jams girl. >> Yeah. Yeah. Bart was asking me the other day um cuz you guys made that really cute video of like the moving out and stuff. He goes, "Does that make you sad?" And I'm like, >> "No, I I think I had my moment when you came and you like >> took out all of our own memories." Yeah.

5:01 I mean, that office really was pretty s█████. >> It was disgusting. >> It was really bad. Well, >> so when your dog gets a haircut, you don't love it anymore. >> Um depends on it. >> Let's just put him down. >> New dog. >> Yeah. You're different. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I think I had my moment then when like we all got wiped out from history. >> Uh and then he came and he like made it way ████ cooler and like put us like I was pretty embarrassed cuz he came in and it was like nothing. >> Yeah. >> Um and he made it look sick as ████ And I'm like dang. Like I can't believe we had this ████ office looking this bad for like so many years. >> So you're pretty much admitting the Careful Boys was better than the first era of >> the decor. Yeah. Not Not necessarily the people, but >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Not necessarily the people. Okay. Yeah, >> she said other people. Yeah, >> not the Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Referring to us. Okay, cool. Just want to make sure.

5:51 >> Good to have you here in Vegas. >> But I was definitely sad like when that happened. I was super I was like, dang. Like it's real. Like obviously I knew it was real cuz I'm out of the loop. Like I'm not in it anymore. Um but for sure it was like damn that's it. Like close the ████ coffin, put nails on it. >> Love that. Love that. I Yeah, we thought you were dropping a bar. >> That's her way of coping that she's being left out. >> It's over, Gio. Don't look back anymore. Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Now that we're over here though, do you see yourself coming around more often at all? >> Not really. You know, I I like where my life is right now. >> You're so close. >> Yeah. Am I? >> Yeah, you're pretty close. >> I mean, but I just have like so many mom things to do and like I'm just so busy. >> Well, what happens when Ta's in school? Don't you have like She's so busy doing

6:42 laundry. Yeah, >> she got laundry to do for 6 hours. >> Have you heard of Cinderella? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's like my life these days. >> This is Nick asking for a second date and she's like, "I'm so busy." God. >> He's like, "Well, can I can we pull up our calendars?" >> He just won't take He's like He's like, "But you live right down the street." >> Yeah, I know. The cutest little jazz cafe. >> I'll pick you up. Like, no, no worries. >> Logistics makes sense. >> Like, it doesn't I don't I don't get it. >> Have you been a cafe gratitude? >> Oh, you can work around my schedule. Well, I can make I can work around your schedule. >> Do anything to make this work. >> I feel a month. I just let us know. >> Please, please, please go on a second date with me. >> No, life's been really good without >> without JK. >> Yeah. >> Or just being a mom with >> We don't even shoot that much. Jeez. >> Dang. God. >> Loud and clear.

7:32 >> Life's been really good. Like so ████ good. >> Cuz we take up hell of time, you know? We we only shoot like 4 days a month, but that's so much time that's just taken from you. >> Those days are I will say those days are completely JK days. Like there is no after or before. It's like that's it. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's like this black hole that you get sucked into. That's it. You don't know the current events. You don't know the time. You don't >> you know nothing but current events. You don't know what current events at a news channel. >> What? >> That's the realest thing you said. At JK News, you don't get any current events. >> What? You're reporting the news. >> No, that's if you're watching it, not if you're >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you're in it. >> Yeah. It's more nostalgia of what happened 6 weeks ago. >> We used to not even have the internet, dude. >> Is that really a ████ online company

8:23 for at least 6 years with no internet? >> So, you'd have to print out the articles and then come to JK or what? >> It was the worst internet ever. We had like T1 or something, but it was like some cheap ass T1 that was like one meg up, one meg down. >> ████ >> Yeah, it was why people had to pick up footage physically. >> Yeah, >> that's wild. >> Cuz that whole building didn't have it, but then no one else needed it for some reason either. >> Yeah. >> My favorite thing recently, too, uh we're we were doing like a hot topic. It was like something happened on the day and it was like, "Oh, well, can one of the editors who's here edit it?" Like, we don't have a computer >> yet. We don't have a computer yet. >> Like, that was like a month ago, >> dude. This is dope. >> That was tight. >> I do miss that ████ >> I do miss the ████ chaos for sure. It's really cool. You guys don't give a ████ >> We do. We just don't know what's going

9:14 on. >> Cool. Cool. But yeah, it is cool to be back and it's really cool to have you guys like be super close. Um, just cuz I don't I don't like when this guy leaves, you know, like he would leave every two weeks. >> Um, Ta doesn't feel the same, but I for sure missed him. >> So, it's cool to just have everyone here and I'm like, "All right, if I want to pop my head in once in a while, it'd be cool to just kick it with the boys." >> What do you think of this? >> Yeah, >> I think it's sweet. I think I'm way more excited about it than ████ Gino. >> Try to try to close this deal right now. >> Yeah, close it. Come on. >> I'm thinking about I'm on the fence. I don't know if I want to >> I don't think you're on the fence at all. I think you're on the fence about about running away or walking away. >> But I mean, if the right things are said, I might consider it. >> Gio, dude, the biggest perk I've seen so far since I got here, we have a built-in ice machine into the refrigerator. We

10:05 don't need Steve's ████ ice machine anymore. You take >> That's so weird. That's so weird. Why don't When have you seen me drink ice? >> Who drinks ice or use ice? >> Whoa. That's creepy. That's weird. >> Yeah. >> We have crushed ice. We have cubed ice. That's so weird. You're losing me, bro. >> Nick's not a good closer, I think. Huh? >> We're going to end this video. It's getting too awkward. >> This is stuff that I like. This is things that I like that I want you guys to like. >> I'm going to take this. This is ████ weird. >> I get it. Nick ruined it. >> I'll wear more denim next time. ████ dude. >> Maybe if I wore more denim then you would stay. Yeah. Harder fabrics.

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