0:05 What do you guys think happens when uh police pull over a Waymo? What the heck? >> Oh, like the autonomous cars? Oh, that's what it is? Yeah. Taxi. How can it pull pull it over? It made an illegal U-turn. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. So, I think that the Waymo got impatient or whatever and just like, "F███ it. I don't I don't care." And it it did an illegal U-turn. Cop saw it. They pulled it over, but then there's nobody to ticket. Do you just write the ticket and you submit it and then now you find the company? Pretty much. >> Well, that's what everyone is assuming happens, but these officers just decided not to write a ticket cuz they just they don't have they say the citation books don't have a box for robot. Oh, wow. >> Damn, but like do you think they gave him attitude? Like they pulled him over and then they're like, "Sir." And he's like, "What do you What do you want to What do you want to ████ pull me over for? Is it cuz like I'm invisible?" Cuz
0:55 I'm robot? >> Yeah. Or what do you What do you call me a clicker? Yeah. You can call me a clanker? What's up? I'm I'm already impressed at there's like technological software and algorithm for a autonomous car to register that it's being pulled over. And it then knows to pull over. Like or even to make its own decision like, "God damn, this is taking a long time. ████ it." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It gets pissed. Yeah. Or or cuz it it it's not Maybe it was driving for like 4 miles and it's like a bunch of no U-turn no U-turn sign no U-turn sign. ████ it. Yeah. ████ it, dude. I'm ████ turning here. Or maybe there's a discrepancy in the traffic signals. Like the way that certain things are put cuz you know how sometimes it's like not very clear. Yeah. Like you're talking about like you know like Hollywood parking. Like park here but not this time but not this time but this time then even Sundays or
1:46 Stuff like that. Maybe there there's actually a flaw in like the information being presented. So, it assumes that that is a legal thing, but like you would just have to know or something. >> No U-turns on Sunday. Or like the yeah or like the the tree has grown and it's covering one of the signs, you know? Like >> I got got that way. Yeah. That that ████ happens though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I'm pretty sure the the Waymo is still someone driving it. What are you talking about? Oh, like someone with the remote control thing? >> In the Philippines, bro. Really? You know how the Philippines be doing like they got they got their own cashiers now, you know how people hire Filipinos to be doing cashiers and >> got to give VJ the ticket. >> The Waymo be the Filipinos out there be monitoring. Monitoring isn't driving though. But do you think they could control it if it's like oh no danger? And then they're like Putangina danger. For sure cuz in my neighborhood the Waymo is very common in
2:37 my neighborhood, right? So, we have Waymos every ████ city. Really? >> [clears throat] >> I don't even see one. Super. Every time. But we have I see Waymos malfunctioning all the time, too. Like they're trying to take a turn and they couldn't and just get stuck in the middle of the road. So, are people in the car like, "What the ████ bro?" Yeah, they just get out or they're just file a report. >> I saw a stuck Waymo when I was in Austin. There Waymos are everywhere in Texas, apparently. Yeah. Or in Austin, specifically. I mean the Zoox I think just got approved here in Vegas. What's a Zoox? It's like the other brand. It's like the one that looks like an actual box. It's almost like you're in a like a like a tram, but like just a single car for yourself. >> I've seen that. And you can like chill. Look at Do the reference Do the reference on the TV. Do the reference on Is it cheaper than Uber? I think so. Like what's That's the draw then, right? It's cheaper than Uber. Yeah, I did see one. And it looked like a big glass box.
3:29 Well, before I got here there was two Waymos in both lanes just at the same pace. Yeah. In Vegas, you saw one? >> No. No. No. Oh, before Vegas. Wow. Holy ████ I I already saw one on the road here. Damn, that's scary. There was a crackhead in it smoking crack. Shut [snorts] the ████ up. And a stripper dancing on a pole. Yeah. Honestly, those are tight. >> Those are sick. I'm into this. Well, what's weird is you like face each other. Yeah, but that's the whole point like in Vegas it's like yeah, you you just there for a fun time anyway. Hell no, that's like I bet you it's like the men's the sauna. You know at the spas and ████ You go in and then you know when you're in a sauna no one talks to each other when you're inside. So, you got to get you know I don't think I don't think you're going in like it's a public transport with other random people. You're booking it on an app and then you and your friends like an Uber are just going in a driverless >> Okay, that's sick. That's sick. I like that. Okay. I bet you could pay extra to
4:20 be alone in there, too. I think it's just a regular booking. I I I think people get it to jack off in. Oh, that'd be cool. Jack off at 60 miles an hour? Gone in 60 seconds, dude. For a high like metropolitan tourist like people get drunk area, I think this s███'s dope. Very very dope. How far do you think it goes? You think it can take me to LA? No. A Tesla can't even take you to LA. You have to charge. Yeah, you think Waymos have a limit to like the distance and then they go, "We cannot go there. We only go here." Yeah, probably. And then how do they know when it's like time to go back home and recharge? There has to be a reset button there somewhere. It's like a drone where it's like Roomba, it knows. I like the idea that Zubin gave us where it's like self-driving vehicles are all BS. It's just some guy like in India who's just actually [laughter] driving. What if
5:10 that's true as ████ That'd be so sad. I can guarantee you cuz sometimes >> per regulation for a specific period of time that was happening for the Waymos. Even in LA. Yeah. Really? >> Yeah, because look you know I was I'm behind a Waymo, too. I don't think it's one to one though. I think there's like a a small fleet is being like micromanaged by like a shift manager type thing. Yeah. I guarantee you because when I was ████ tailgating one, I was just like ████ with it. I was just You know what I mean? I was getting ████ close as possible and just knew how to get out the way. Were you just bullying this robot? I was just bullying the Waymo the whole time. Come on. Hurry up. Hurry up. He didn't brake check you? No. No, it just went Like, "Okay, you impatient f███." The Tesla will do that, too. If there's like somebody who's tailgating me or the it reads the the speed at which something's closing distance, too. Even if I'm
6:01 already like going at like speed limit or whatever, it'll just move out of the way to let something pass and then go back into the lane. Yeah. Wow. I don't do that cuz I don't want them to think I'm a little man. So, you brake check them, huh? You slam the ████ brakes. I'm like, "This is the speed limit, brother. You can This is the speed limit." >> That's gangster. Yeah, I'm that guy. And you always did it when you had your Mini Cooper, huh? Yeah. Yeah, always. And if somebody's trying to drive next to me or whatever, then I just start going faster and faster and faster to show them what a real man is. Especially when they're trying to switch lanes and you're like, "Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah." Yeah. Look, I'm going faster. >> Or was it a Mini Cooper though? Like when you when you owned it? Oh, it was great. It's my favorite car I've ever owned. I think Mini Coopers are tight. You ever drove one? Wackest cars. Have you ever drove one before? >> Yeah. It's sporty. It's a go-kart. Come on, dude. But let's talk about the reliability in this. Yeah, I heard that they're really really tough for maintenance and stuff like that. >> What do you mean like it breaks a lot?
6:51 Yeah. In the same way that like Audis do. You know like Audis are like really really cool cars and then everybody's always like, "But maintenance for them like the way they break down is like expensive and is a b████." >> That's why I got a 6-year warranty on it, though. And it worked out pretty good. >> And then on the 7th year it just fell apart. >> I mean it it had problems the whole time, for sure. It definitely had problems the whole time, but that warranty was sick. So, it does have problems. A BMW parts, Ford parts, all in that motor. Yeah, I mean nothing's going to beat a Toyota when it comes to that particular conversation. I I agree with that. >> No, what You know what's the best car to get if you never want to worry about maintenance again in your life? Jeep. No way, dude. [laughter] Such a ████ liar. ████ troll. Get a Jeep, baby. ████ no. Tell you that. Get a Wrangler. Never worry about it, dude. >> I will say I have a Jeep I have a Jeep and I never had a problem until like the 100,000 mile mark.
7:41 >> Well, you don't have a Wrangler. You have a Cherokee, right? Grand Cherokee. >> Oh, Grand Cherokee. >> Good mom car. The Rubicon's fun to drive, though. But the Wrangler is notorious. And then they always are the bottom when it comes to collision and everything, too. But cool factor, it's it's very up there. That's the coolest. >> Dude, it's so cool. The door will customizing and like Dude, remember those Starwood ones where you could have a machine gun mounted? >> Oh, yeah. That's tight. All right. That's all I wanted. >> and Nikki rented one when we were in Austin for your ex's wedding when we were there for your ex's wedding when she was getting married to someone she loves. That's really cool. And we thought the Rubicon was absolutely I'm so sour. >> It's really fun. Yeah, it's really sick. It's really fun. I can't believe you got I can't I can't believe you got a Jeep. I'm jealous about that. Yeah. She really loves that guy. What was that? Damn. I let that one go, didn't I?
8:32 >> [laughter] >> No, but these So, apparently the the self-driving car they didn't give him a ticket, but the the cops called Waymo and they're like, "Hey, your your s███'s malfunctioning." And so, the hope is that the next iteration of the software will fix like illegal U-turns. And they could probably fix it like that. Just like go in there, program it different. All right, fixed. You'd think, right? Yeah. But then you know, I I kind of get weird about tech cuz every time my iPhone wants me to update I always don't update it cuz I feel like it makes it worse o- over time. For sure. For sure. Cuz they make it more confusing and stuff. So, then I think about that. Like what if stuff like this they keep updating it and it gets worse. Self-destructing bugs and stuff. Yeah. I wonder how they're going to navigate in new cities cuz like every time they built more to Vegas, the GPS wasn't updated. So, I'll be going to places.
9:22 I'm like, "Man, can't even find the house that I'm trying to look for." Legit. Yeah. Well, that's the thing though. Every single time one of those things drives, it's downloading the data and then sending it back to like make sure that the entire It's like hive mind ████ Wow. It's a spy? So, you got to think of the way that like Apple AirTags are used. It's building its own conscious. Apple AirTags work because they ping Bluetooth off of every Apple device in the area. That's how like if your luggage is still in like Germany and you're you land back in LA, you could tell. It's not because you have the range of LA to Germany. It's because it pings off of every other Bluetooth ping until you finally get the information. The same thing happens with like like Tesla's navigation system or Google in general. Everything that drives around constantly is mapping new data, sending it back to the hive mind, aka Skynet, and then everybody has the
10:12 information. >> like Waze. Yeah. That's why it knows we're in traffic. Hm. I always like that about Waze. You're like, "Hey, there's a cop ahead. Everyone chill out." Which is brilliant. >> Yeah. >> Cuz they stop speeding. That's right. That's so cool. My buddy won't turn on self-driving because he says he's had problems with his Tesla. Like he's had a problem one time where his Tesla just like braked in the middle of the of the highway like at 50 mph. But at least Tesla you could like take it over. If I'm in one of those, you can't even take it over. You're just got to trust that it's going to do the right thing. >> Yeah. That's crazy. I trust it more than some random Uber driver. All of, but yeah, dude. Yeah, but no one can get you faster to the airport than a a a a Russian Uber driver listening to trance music. >> That's very true, dude. They're very Or Armenian You need to go fast, brother?
11:02 Yeah. >> Armenian, dude. They bring it for you, dude. You're like like, "Hey, how are you doing on time?" And I'm like, "Yeah, I'm a little nervous." Like, "I got you, bro. I got you." I was waiting for this moment. >> [laughter] >> Buckle up. Armenian drivers in Lexus. Yeah. They're fast, dude. This is why I drive Uber black. They're superheroes, dude. Legit.
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