0:00 do you guys know what's interesting do you guys know how they uh make the philosopher stone with salmon C [Music] no when your chick does a facial I'm not don't don't see I know you do don't laugh did you do that anthy he always does dirty what's the joke just tell us yeah tell us the joke funny guy just move on what's no just tell us just tell us piece of sh scumbag I'm fading guys let's go jet going yeah so Chim Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Anon are super into salmon sperm fa facials salmon sperm it's probably good Omega 3s sixes y got duped he's talking about sperm on your face but Sam and come
0:52 doesn't look like like ████ come right it looks like jizz no way no way is it Orange it's white masago it is yeah it's white as as the snow it probably looks like the fish eggs or whatever mashed up do you guys like salmon eggs love salmon I love any kind of fish EG that's not bad especially for my facials what's that thing that I'm eating that I eat that's like it's your own jizz but it's actually just fish jizz but it's good it's in sushi that's fish jizz what's the name though I think it's called that's fish CH I think it's aimono or Ain I think so yeah yeah yeah that thing yeah so they're just probably taking that well it's it's nut gland it's like ████ glands and putso onic term apparently it has
1:43 rejuvenating properties for your skin so like if you get like and Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Anon like to get buied with this ████ so basic so ████ Salmon's just the salmon with the human penis yeah they got imposable fins to jack off their big phallic digs do you guys believe whenever like even though Jennifer Anderson obviously looks amazing for her age phenomenal isn't that just a really good chance to be like I'm just going to say I use this other thing that no one has and magically there's a company that's got it right after I said it if she's selling it I think you're right yeah but she's not I don't know she's farming it herself what if she doesn't have to say that she's selling it all she has to say is that I'm using it and she's invested in it that's what I mean cuz that that's like that can't be a
2:33 coincidence at every time you have like a person saying they use this thing that no one uses you know what the true test is you see what the Koreans are doing okay that's true Koreans are doing good ████ all the time yeah but that that answer is so easy to get and no one listens to it hey dude Vietnamese chicks are looking young too but for sure but like the Korean skincare like industry is like they're on another level dude number one I Google them all the time to make sure they're still looking young they do I heard good Lord and it's because it's like there's monopolies on compy like for example sunblock like Korean sunblock the ████ you know sunblock over here like it gets your ████ face like it'll burn your eyes that's why I never use it I never use sunblock it's toxic I'm used to the I'm used to the American ones it's literally ████ up but like over there they got like new age ████ you know what
3:23 I mean and it's like it ████ feels good smells good works well doesn't I learned from Jennifer Lopez the secret is a lot of water and sleeping that's probably the buly that's like 80% of it yeah so Jennifer Aniston 20123 she's hot though shared that an aesthetician what does that me that's a skin people skin people yeah skin beauty people got her into salmon sperm facials too for decades there's been a strange Fascination in the world of Beauty with putting sperm on a person's face salmon sperm part of this practice stems from the long held myth that spermine an antioxidant and anti-inflammatory agent found in sperm and cells in the human body is good for the skin however limited research suggests there might be something to Salmon sperm after all okay wow why they got Omega sixes do you guys
4:13 know what's interesting no do you guys know how they uh make the philosopher stone with salmon C no the philosopher stone from Harry Potter from Harry Pot but it's a real thing they the idea of alchemizing and creating phospherous Stone which is like basically your fountain of youth right if you have phospher stone you can literally uh be ageless in a sense of really but the way that they do it and there's actual like alchemy books and texts that came out this is on some like deep ████ dive weird ████ um but the the way that they were able to do it was basically almost like fermenting human uh piss for like long periods of time you're basically like boiling it and like putting and alchemizing piss so the idea that like this concept that
5:03 things like sperm or or urine or whatever can help with like agelessness and youth is like a very common thing for like a long time send it to our wife send that to our wife I'm not putting piss on my face but it sounds like a very reliable scam because only because like if someone's like how do we make a lot of money what's really cheap and there's no use for it piss piss and ████ we if we process it down so it's a complete that overhead is amazing yeah in 2010 a study published in an international Journal of cosmetic science found that the DNA in Salmon sperm increased skin elasticity people sell like that sand thing for like the the it's just mud Clay on your face so they're just selling dirt if hundreds of thousands of
5:53 Korean women don't agree I believe it yeah cuz yeah you're right Korean women at 40 whatever they're doing good job it's not genetics they like it's called surgery yeah yeah yeah that's do they use snail gel too they use like snail slime that's like a that's like a product another study in 2017 found that DNA derived from Sal sperm helped repair cellular damage and diminished inflammation with Scientists suggesting that it could be used in sunscreen and moisturi you know when stuff says that when you look at a product and it says helps with that could just be complete ████ right cuz it doesn't actually give you a Quantified uh value of what it did it just says like you know like it'll have 50 things it goes helps with helps with help that's like all supplements in general though legit and vitamins cuz if you say helps with you're not really making a claim that can is like vitamins is mostly ████ yeah for real legit
6:45 no legit man I take multivitamins and it works it feels good like like multivitamins is a good insurance policy in general right they're more than more insurance policy exactly how about the neutral what the ████ you calling me dude the neutral what was that the neutral the multivitamins one more neut everybody take a neutr sudal you take fish yeah I take fish oil I actually just got a fish oil supplement I like taking those I just eat the fish they say it's good for you but you know no I don't want cod oil they just come in a cup I hate it I hate that it's the same thing I but it's like the big movers are always going to be sleep it's always going to be hyd Hy those three are the numbers that's the Fountain of Youth 80% and then everything else is like for our training program everything else is nickel and Diamond the rest of it yeah if you're ugly already maybe go to the gym and it's
7:36 like Stress Management dude that's a big one for sure but that all comes with sleep right it's like yeah but if you sleep at work out that's managing your stress you know my favorite thing is is when they interview a lady who's like a 100 years old and she's totally sentient and like really cool and like Snappy and they're like what's the secret she's like well I smoke a pack a ████ day I drink I drink Scotch I drink Scotch whiskey it's thing that you don't want to like believe but it's like hey in moderation yeah probably oh and you need a social group if you have a social group that's good longevity oh yeah but when you hear that ████ it's like it's I get it cuz it's like as a consumer it's not sexy yeah boring like ████ that you know yeah put sperm on your face instead that's not like oh that's the if hot people do it every everyone will do it exactly but she like you know like how is OIC is actually that actually works
8:27 like if they had like data like OIC data for the sperm ████ that would be dope yeah they just need something called hmic and then like you put it on your face and you ████ hot ass ho but even with OIC ████ it's like the people that are supposed to be using it like very obese people they're using it they're getting good results but then there's people that are like I just want to lose like 10 PBS and then they go they're having great results yeah yeah but then again it's like there's all these trade-offs when they do it's it's just like the usage case they sunk in face is that a real thing face you seen that yeah yeah zic face is that real or is that just come from like rapid weight loss it's it's it comes from like that right I've seen to it's like cuz you you you lose M like when you lose weight in general if you're not doing like straight you lose muscle tone too same time if you're not eating enough protein not you're Ting all of yourself everything yeah so proportionately do
9:18 that and then with those empit you're not eating at all I think most of these people look better but why is it so hard to lose weight cuz it takes a while not me because Society is telling you you don't have to was that that's Sharon Osborne yeah but then that's there's other things she looks like surgery she's the makeup on no I mean like she's had surgery too right yeah probably you don't need to be on OIC I think that's the trouble with with celebrity endoor stuff is like it's never one thing they take it to the extreme a little yeah they dress better they have a surgeon they got ████ vitamin B IV I can't remember which if it was Kylie or what whichever Jenner was like had the lips thing going for so long and people really believed that she had not done any filler oh and then she was selling the product that was supposed to make your lips plump off but it was like the
10:08 whole time ████ it was like a lie yeah Jessica Simpson o zenek face oh it does look is that actual o face she just looks like uh surgery face yeah no that looks like zombie land looks kind of wild because it makes the rest like it makes her lips look crazy yeah looks everything looks yeah it does look same why is she topless she looked like his close to midnight yeah she's like MJ OIC face is Michael Jackson face yeah very slim Thriller specifically though I said topless oh zic face
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