0:00 thank you [Music] so did you guys hear what about the magic the Gathering card that just sold for ████ two million dollars two million did you guys ever get into magic my sister did oh really yeah you think it's that's crazy because she's hot yeah no way she's into that no ████ way I'm not I'm not gonna believe you said it was like a one of one is it actually like there's only one was it Lord of the Rings right so Wizards of the Coast they're behind Magic the Gathering they're also behind the Pokemon cards right so they printed um doing a tie-in with Lord of the Rings they printed a one-of-one card which is like the one ring which is kind of a sick marketing move and it it sold a ████ ton of boosters dude which is like when people are buying magic cards they're buying boosters oh man I'm just so glad it went to a person that actually knows the value exactly just
0:51 threw them away it could be some grandma could have got it for some little ass kid who doesn't even like that you never know so this is what it looks like this is 2.5 million dollars on a ████ piece oh my God so if you get that card in Magic the Gathering does that mean you just beat everybody or you're like the ultimate card so they released us how long ago this was released uh I want to say a year and a half ago oh so they're still printing new cards oh yeah Magic's still going strong oh yeah yeah there's a there's a place I drive by a place all the time and they're always filled up bro they play that ████ wait there's a there's a place that you could go in and Bully the whole store you know what they seem like nice folks I love that place oh is that like the place like um like
1:42 at the park where people can play chess yeah they're doing that they're playing Magic they're playing all kinds of like it's like Games Workshop but like yeah yeah they play that yeah yeah yeah is it Outdoors that's funny the person who introduced me to magic cards was a gang member yeah really some of the most hardcore guys I know play Magic the Gathering yeah who are like little gangsters and ████ so the most became fire the most expensive card in together in history it's called Black Lotus right wow which sold for 450 000 most recently oh so that's how ████ crazy this is because Black Lotus isn't a one of one black lotus is like it's rare it's the rarest Magic the Gathering card but this is a one of one this cat pulls it there's a video of him in post Malone and like you can like see post Malone like looks at it he's like yeah I'll take it and that means 2.5 million in this guy's bank account and the guy
2:33 starts crying wow they agree on that price dude 2.5 the taxes because you're ████ losing like at least a Mill and that's what and social media did and they just they're destroying post Malone because the taxes is just gonna destroy this guy this guy he won't be able to afford taxes that's what happened to Mr Beast Mr Beast gives away ████ and the Mr Beast is actually a piece of ████ because all these people are gonna get attacked I know that was a stupid I love that ████ uh yeah no but this card 2.5 million dollars one of one guy sells it and then but but the craziest thing right nobody knew who the ████ this guy was so there's a video of him opening he like opens the card and then he holds it up right and you can see his ████ handshake if he did unboxing boxing right he's holding it hand shaking like
3:23 this but nobody had known who the guy who the guy was until now because he posted this video in post Malone people like me are worried about this cat because now we all know he's got 2.5 million dollars and like what's gonna happen so he posted a video of him it's like being a lot of winners yeah oh no post Malone for the first time that's kind of cool you want to record it too yeah but people knew that the card had got because the video but they never knew who it was until now so he posted a video of I found it hopefully you stay safe huh dude you know how many smeagles are gonna be hunting here is he though is it harder to keep the fact that you won the lotto a secret or is it harder to keep the fact that you got this card a secret in a community that that's all you guys ████ care
4:14 about oh ████ yes probably this you probably this one I think this one yeah because now you just became part of like magic history yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're Lord yeah exactly like but Lottery it's like I don't know ████ Sarah gugensburg I don't know what the ████ is every ████ made dude it's just a different thing a little bit better too because like this you have to make him help like to sell it but what about post Malone though like isn't he a Target now I mean he's but he's been protected the whole time yeah oh I didn't know I thought our like big time singers just fight their own fights of a man almost but yeah dude the fact that this dude now has 2.5 mil and I mean hopefully his
5:05 Social Circle is healthy enough to still treat him the same so other people were pulling the the one ring right because it wasn't a one-of-one but this is the the one of one oh okay yeah so that's why it's like such a big deal yeah it's like getting a Venom but then no yours is a holographic silver limited edition one of one Venom yeah he's got the golden ticket but it's not the same you don't have the 101. he's got the golden ticket yeah damn oh I hope this guy gets a financial advisor immediately well he's a nerd so he probably is gonna manage his money right yo he just spends it all on other magic cards so maybe I'll get another ring maybe I'll get another one of them have you ever won like anything like ████ not like that I did pull well I did pay um ten dollars in quarters and I
5:55 remember pissing off this guy to card store because when I played Game Boy I remember playing Pokemons and I remember um Bulbasaur was my favorite Pokemons so I was like I'm gonna go buy the Venusaur first edition it's 10 bucks they're a plant type game I don't give a ████ yeah but it's 10 bucks so then I can break and I only want to do it so I could dunk on my little brother's be like you don't have the first edition ████ you guys that's all I wanted to do it for and so I went and I had brought a quarter jar and I ████ counted and I'm gonna count on this guy's like ████ me that card by the way right now is worth like ████ 20 G's holy I know because my it's my mom's a hoarder it's probably dead cats on top of it what if you do find it though what if you go and clean up and then like it just pops out of nowhere for that but is it in the right condition oh because there might be bird ████ otherwise you're my dumb ████ Uncle Mark who thinks that every comic book that you have
6:46 every comic book they have is the the amount that it says in the manual at the highest mint price no Uncle Mark that's why you're ████ right that's why you breathe with your South right that's why nobody wants to hire you to do anything yeah right you can't even get a job ████ being a greeter at a store yeah because you would complain he would complain he's not a good agreed because he's like why'd you want to come into Walmart Uncle Mark Walmart the ████ you doing here go down the street and get something even better why are you here sell these things at the gas station way cheaper welcome to Walmart that's all you have to say advertising other places dude I was at I was on my on the phone with my mom recently because like you know my grandma just died so we're trying to figure out what to do with the estate and stuff like that and I was like I was like well you know don't let the house be like the comic
7:37 books because Uncle Mark's so ████ stupid and then my mom's like you're on speakerphone and I was like Uncle Mark you should probably hear this too because the house is like water damage all this ████ don't think that just because on Zillow it says this price bro are you gonna uh does your grandma have a bunch of cool she like gonna go there just to see if like what you can take I already got all of them no honestly when my Grandpa died the coolest thing that they ever gave me was my grandpa's Marine Corps cufflinks that's cool you carry it with you I want to go back to my grandparents house and get all their old pictures I don't think anyone else in the family cares about them and I want to like get them out all scanned I'm the only one that has old pictures
8:28 Marine Corps cufflinks you've seen those I'm sure but yeah no um you wore those at the Marine Corps ball when he like yeah graduated and ████ yeah so that was like that's like the air the only heirloom I really have is that are you guys gonna I can get it now Steve I think I might make some ████ up you might do one yeah I'll make a bullsh I'll make some ████ I'll send all ████ I don't know maybe I'll heirloom this what are you gonna do and get them like
9:18 priced out somewhere I looked into that and I I think last time I mentioned that a JK fan was like hey I like I I do uh or he's connected to like some grater I do a lot of thieving in this but I feel like let's get jacked yeah I'm gonna be super ████ expensive I think they're gonna be oh they've gone down some like they were Sky High right after Colby had passed they were like insane but then now I think plus like I think as perfect as each card does look because I never took them out I'm sure they're still like a eight or seven yeah I'm sure you get nine it's ████ like positive climate controlled room damn dude yeah the way that grade is a scam yeah exactly so there's that too there's no place to get it can you hit me up I'll bring my cards too much huh what do you got I have a bunch of basketball cards like rookie Jordans yeah rookie
10:08 Jordan Sean Kim ████ like that whole era I have a bunch of them Grant Hill I have a bunch of dude I have a bunch of Pokemon cards that I turned out to be stickers oh no but I have a whole binder full of Pokemon cards but I I try to look it up myself and I'm like I'm just gonna give it to a guy to see I should just give this to some kid yeah I have like Bruce Lee cards I don't know what those are dude Bruce Lee Carr yeah I have no idea Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is on one of them Game of Death probably worthless you should give it to me I don't know if they are worth anything you know what Jordan came back for a brief moment and it was number 45 I even have a card 45 on it too what the wizard I don't know for just that brief moment when he came back he didn't want to be 23. he was 45 he's 45 I have a 45 card too two weeks yeah yeah I went back to 23.
11:01 you're the worst you're not even bragging about it you're like ████ throwing it away yeah you should be brag about it try it again take it from the top yeah oh yeah I got lots of basketball cards guys we're better I'm jealous of people that wow there were a bunch of people in my school when I was a kid that managed to get the Jordan baseball card that's cool they were all laughing about it Joe you have one I had one dude yeah and then you didn't think it was anything right I thought it was fine rookie binder got stolen dude oh it's worth a lot I talk too much about it uh yeah yeah remember you told me that at your house you ████ went in there Sean Camp rookie I had Jordan rookies I was a ████ idiot yeah he let him in dude I was like this whole binder rookies and then some kids just like that's a good idea I don't think it never saw him again you remember his
11:52 name I thought you would remember that I thought you were about revenge Steve I'm starting to think you're ████ I don't want to get into a legal situation Nick isn't that crazy to think that that your card could have ended up in some glass with a 9.5 in some guy's graded collection isn't that crazy it's gross it's disgusting it's changed over the years isn't that crazy who plays basketball cards you can't I took it out of the ████ pack and I put it right in the binder yeah yeah they were Gucci yeah right take them out that's it you don't like take them out and look at them and show you that's the worst thing about Pokemon cards you yeah I played it one time and I was like I'm bad at this game and I just put them in the binder locked them up where's the binder is that my house I just found it the other day and I was looking through it again and I was like this is a ████ sticker I know it and I'm right there
12:42 Pickers are the best cards or something he's like this is a printed picture of a Pokemon card it's not even in color that twist is funny it's black and white I'm an idiot that twist and stickers are more valuable because what if it's like the limited edition sticker card he goes what's this ████ ████ you know what about taking them all off it's it's the stickers that you would get in a vending machine I know though like the homies ones in yeah it's Japanese and it's like crazy holographic and I looked I pulled it out I was like this can't be worth anything bro and I peeled it that might be the ████ Tokyo exclusive so I took the stickers off and I put it all over my house next I have a picture of a Charizard from a Blackberry a 2000
13:33 dude I'd be dying without a high depth that'd be hell funny post Malone after he shows that he got the magic cards on now if only I could find those Pokemon stickers those holographic stickers nobody has them please
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